Funniest PM's!

[Hate_Breeder]

Heres a PM that made me want to start a thread about this.

Metal Man: Are you THE Daron Malakian?
:confused:

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Damn people are gullable on the internet :rolleyes:

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

hahahahah I'll check mine, one sec.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

ElectricEye72
Hellraiser



Registered: Jan 2005
Posts: 27

The Offer Extended........

I see youre a female by your Barry Watson is hot post for Boogeyman. So how about it MurderDoll? Wanna come and see the King? Step up, dont be shy!

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[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
ElectricEye72
Hellraiser



Registered: Jan 2005
Posts: 27

The Offer Extended........

I see youre a female by your Barry Watson is hot post for Boogeyman. So how about it MurderDoll? Wanna come and see the King? Step up, dont be shy!

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"I keep a real close watch on this heart of mine...I walk a line." - Charles Manson

"They're banning all toy guns...BUT THEY'RE KEEPIN' THE FUCKIN' REAL ONES!!!" - George Carlin

What the fuck?

[Hate_Breeder]

I bet you get a LOT of Pm's..

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
What the fuck?

It was from that crazy guy who wanted someone to go to a king diamond concert with him. :D

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
It was from that crazy guy who wanted someone to go to a king diamond concert with him. :D

Oh....that guys fuckin nuts. I think it was the same guy who went on Zombie Nation forums and asked all the girls there to hook up with him..

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

ragge123
Scares Little Kids



Registered: Feb 2005
Posts: 17

hey!

hey, are you an cannibal or not, if you are I let u eat me......

hehehehehehe

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Hello!!!!!!!!!!

X¤MurderDoll¤X

You've just convinced me to become a vegetarian.

ragge123
Scares Little Kids



Registered: Feb 2005
Posts: 17

hehe

hehe thats to bad... I taste like chicken!!! your lost...

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Hello!!!!!!!!!!

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
ragge123
Scares Little Kids



Registered: Feb 2005
Posts: 17

hey!

hey, are you an cannibal or not, if you are I let u eat me......

hehehehehehe

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Hello!!!!!!!!!!

X¤MurderDoll¤X

You've just convinced me to become a vegetarian.

ragge123
Scares Little Kids



Registered: Feb 2005
Posts: 17

hehe

hehe thats to bad... I taste like chicken!!! your lost...

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Hello!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHA. Apparently your lost somewhere...i hope i dont ever meet anyone who tastes like chicken, i might get lost. EH!

[The_Return]

Funiest PM?

Most definatly Jean Cretien.:D [Canadian humor]

[ShankS]

this thread is so open to fabricated pm conversations. lol

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

ShankS
"Just a Flesh Wound!"


Registered: Feb 2004
Posts: 6090

Is www.extremerestraints.com a good place to buy? I'm running low on bondage tape. :(


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Lynn: "8 minutes."
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After unwittingly taking cocaine on air......... "I've got the biggest TV in the world. It's six foot across, and it's like a big eye and it stares at me. It scares me, I don't like it, I don't wanna go home tonight!"

Horror DVD Collection

[urgeok]

my PMs are almost always the same :


'leave me alone creep !!'

[tachii]

hmmm, i wonder why:)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by tachii
hmmm, i wonder why:)

i dunno, you'd think that these girls would WANT to go to a Barney concert with me ... ?

[tachii]

hells no!

[tachii]

weirdo!

[urgeok]

at least u didnt call me a creep !

[tachii]

creep is too fancy

[ShankS]

X¤MurderDoll¤X
The pins stick farther in


Registered: Feb 2005
Posts: 812



look ShankS, if you want some good bondage gear, don't bother with spending lots at extremerestraints.com, I can send you some of my used stuff...it's good 'n soiled, the leaters a bit sweat cracked, but It should do the job. I'll even throw in a free whip.

let me know if you want the gear and I'll send it by FedEx.

:)


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Don't waste my time, come on get what you come for.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by tachii
creep is too fancy

look, if you want to go with me just say so and stop being so coy :D

[tachii]

well...

[tachii]

how about

[tachii]

NO

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ShankS
X¤MurderDoll¤X
The pins stick farther in


Registered: Feb 2005
Posts: 812



look ShankS, if you want some good bondage gear, don't bother with spending lots at extremerestraints.com, I can send you some of my used stuff...it's good 'n soiled, the leaters a bit sweat cracked, but It should do the job. I'll even throw in a free whip.

let me know if you want the gear and I'll send it by FedEx.

:)


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Don't waste my time, come on get what you come for.

lol I've got a straitjacket for really cheap too. :D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by tachii
NO

ok, you be the kitty, i'll be PePe LePew..

now stop playing so hard to get mon cherie :D

[ShankS]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
lol I've got a straitjacket for really cheap too. :D

is that leather? tell me it is, leather is more restraining than fabric.

[ENTITY2000]

i'm far from computer literate,
you would not be too embaressed
aboutother people reading your
private thoghts to them:)

[tachii]

Originally posted by urgeok
ok, you be the kitty, i'll be PePe LePew..

now stop playing so hard to get mon cherie :D


le pant
le sigh

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ShankS
is that leather? tell me it is, leather is more restraining than fabric.

I'll give it to you for 200$

[ShankS]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I'll give it to you for 200$

$150

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ShankS
$150

Fine... You're lucky I need the money. :mad:

[urgeok]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Fine... You're lucky I need the money. :mad:

typical BC girl .. they'll do anything for money !!

[ShankS]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Fine... You're lucky I need the money. :mad:

cool, so when you comming over with the gear?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

umm saturday good for you?

[ShankS]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
umm saturday good for you?

yeah, what time? I'll be tied up in the morning.... hah haha bu-dum-tish.. so it'll have to be afternoon.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ShankS
yeah, what time? I'll be tied up in the morning.... hah haha bu-dum-tish.. so it'll have to be afternoon.


tied up with Paladin marks all over his ass :D

[zwoti]

Originally posted by urgeok
tied up with Paladin marks all over his ass :D

painful

http://www.hallofhero.com/paladin/tm/paladin.gif

[AUSTIN316426808]

it's not that funny but it's weird.

one of those memebers who register and don't ever post or maybe post 2 or 3 times then leave, don't really know if it was a girl or guy but they sent me a pm filled with Us and Hs, the whole page just had a bunch of Us and Hs just somebody being an asshole I guess.

[orangestar]

Kitty
Bit me white trash!



Registered: Dec 2004
Posts: 648

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heh. Me and Kitty were in a bit of a tussle.

[massacre man]

Kitty asked me what i was wearing once

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by urgeok
i dunno, you'd think that these girls would WANT to go to a Barney concert with me ... ?

Barney "concert"?

That thing does live shows?!??!

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Barney "concert"?

That thing does live shows?!??!

live, and in vivid purple, Barney - the singing and dancing penis.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by urgeok
live, and in vivid purple, Barney - the singing and dancing penis.

Oh cool, I saw a show like that in Vegas.