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ChEEbA
03-03-2005, 09:12 AM
On that show NBC today, I hear about one guy flying around the world without stopping to refuel, and ANOTHER guy elsewhere having died of deep vain thrombosis...
I mean, I shouldn't laugh or anything, but I gotta say, I found this pretty damned amusing
X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-03-2005, 09:26 AM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
On that show NBC today, I hear about one guy flying around the world without stopping to refuel, and ANOTHER guy elsewhere having died of deep vain thrombosis...
I mean, I shouldn't laugh or anything, but I gotta say, I found this pretty damned amusing
How is dying of deep vain thrombosis funny? just curious, maybe I'm missing something.
ShankS
03-03-2005, 09:29 AM
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ChEEbA
03-03-2005, 09:45 AM
Funny:
Causing laughter or amusement.
*Intended or designed to amuse.
*Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious
Tricky or deceitful.
- Yes, I was amused. I found the contrast of the two stories rather ironic, when bought to my attention in a singular tv program - and I DID find it pretty "strange", and "odd" too...hence the subject title of my thread.
Amusing:
*Entertaining or pleasing
Arousing laughter.
- I was also "entertained", and a small chuckle followed, I'm "pleased" that somebody is attempting what could be an historical feat...?
I see no need to justify what I'll admit is at times, a morbid sence of humour to someone who only really PLAYS morbid, either...:rolleyes:
If you're done?
X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-03-2005, 09:46 AM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
Funny:
Causing laughter or amusement.
*Intended or designed to amuse.
*Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious
Tricky or deceitful.
- Yes, I was amused. I found the contrast of the two stories rather ironic, when bought to my attention in a singular tv program - and I DID find it pretty "strange", and "odd" too...hence the subject title of my thread.
Amusing:
*Entertaining or pleasing
Arousing laughter.
- I was also "entertained", and a small chuckle followed, I'm "pleased" that somebody is attempting what could be an historical feat...?
I see no need to justify what I'll admit is at times, a morbid sence of humour to someone who only really PLAYS morbid, either...:rolleyes:
If you're done?
:rolleyes:
ChEEbA
03-03-2005, 09:49 AM
You asked, I told.
Glad to be of assistance.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-03-2005, 09:51 AM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
You asked, I told.
Glad to be of assistance.
Oh I see, the first guy didn't die. That is amusing. :)
Marroe
03-03-2005, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
How is dying of deep vain thrombosis funny? just curious, maybe I'm missing something. Thought you dug the whole death thing?
X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-03-2005, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
Thought you dug the whole death thing?
Some death's can be extremely funny... but at first I just thought he meant someone dying of deep vein thrombosis was funny. Now I get it though. ;)
Marroe
03-03-2005, 01:11 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Some death's can be extremely funny... but at first I just thought he meant someone dying of deep vein thrombosis was funny. Now I get it though. ;) Ahh, yeah...Guy with no gas=funny
Guy dying=just amuzing
But how can some death's be funny? Just curious here.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-03-2005, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
Ahh, yeah...Guy with no gas=funny
Guy dying=just amuzing
But how can some death's be funny? Just curious here.
http://www.ogrish.com/archives/face_bashed_by_car_Jan_28_2005.html
AUSTIN316426808
03-03-2005, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
On that show NBC today, I hear about one guy flying around the world without stopping to refuel
that isn't funny it's just plan flat out retardism.
The STE
03-03-2005, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
Ahh, yeah...Guy with no gas=funny
Guy dying=just amuzing
But how can some death's be funny? Just curious here.
http://www.darwinawards.com/
X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-03-2005, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by The STE
http://www.darwinawards.com/
exactly! hahaha great site
AUSTIN316426808
03-03-2005, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by The STE
http://www.darwinawards.com/
death by lava lamp? how does someone of that level of retardism last to 24.
Marroe
03-03-2005, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
http://www.ogrish.com/archives/face_bashed_by_car_Jan_28_2005.html That wasn't funny...it was sad.
You think that's funny?
X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-03-2005, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
That wasn't funny...it was sad.
You think that's funny?
They were trying to hit two kids off their bikes if you didn't see. ;)
X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-03-2005, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
death by lava lamp? how does someone of that level of retardism last to 24.
hahahha I just read that one.
Marroe
03-03-2005, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
They were trying to hit two kids off their bikes if you didn't see. ;) Granted that was "ironic", I guess you could say...it's still sad and fucked up..not funny at all
X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-03-2005, 01:49 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
Granted that was "ironic", I guess you could say...it's still sad and fucked up..not funny at all
He's trying to be an asshole and he gets his just deserts. It's beautiful. :)
ItsAlive75
03-03-2005, 01:52 PM
Wow. That's REAL fucked up.
How the shit is that funny? He got what he deserved? He's fuckin' dead!
Marroe
03-03-2005, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
He's trying to be an asshole and he gets his just deserts. It's beautiful. :) he fucking died obviously!....that's a bit more than he deserved, and if you think he had that coming, you're just plain fucked up.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-03-2005, 01:54 PM
meh I'll save my tears for someone who deserves them.
Marroe
03-03-2005, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
meh I'll save my tears for someone who deserves them. The more of your post's I see, the more fucked up you get. But I can see it's all an act....you couldn't possibly be this sick, and not be locked up. Grow up, you're not cute anymore.
urgeok
03-03-2005, 01:57 PM
i saw one of these things .. i dunno if it was real or not - where this super obese guy with a gas condition farted himself to death.
he created a cloud of methane over himself and suffocated in his sleep.
anyway but that - dear god, anyway but that !
ItsAlive75
03-03-2005, 01:58 PM
Ok, granted.... If someone just chopped some kid in the skull with an axe, and then he's laughing and some random guy just bludgeons the shit outta his face with an axe, THAT would be come-uppance. Not some punk kid tryin' to push some other punk kid off his bike.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-03-2005, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
The more of your post's I see, the more fucked up you get. But I can see it's all an act....you couldn't possibly be this sick, and not be locked up. Grow up, you're not cute anymore.
:rolleyes: That's not even that fucked up... I'm not the only one who thinks that sometimes, death is funny. I'm sorry, but I'm not going to feel bad for this kid while 6 year old girls are getting gang raped in Africa.
Marroe
03-03-2005, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
:rolleyes: That's not even that fucked up... I'm not the only one who thinks that sometimes, death is funny. Do you just need a friend or something?
ItsAlive75
03-03-2005, 02:02 PM
I only think death is funny when it happens to non-Roman Catholic people outside of America.
Go Bush! Four more years!
:mad:
AUSTIN316426808
03-03-2005, 02:02 PM
He tried to hurt a kid so he deserved to get kicked upside the head a few times but not get killed. I wont lie sometimes I laugh at things that shouldn't be laughed at which I think everybody does sometimes but even if someone deserves death I just can't bring myself to laugh at someone dying. For example the bastard that killed my friend, he deserves to die and I hope he does very painfully but I wouldn't find it funny if he did.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-03-2005, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
Do you just need a friend or something?
lol
ok maybe seeing it is a little much. Surely you'll find this one funny. From darwinawards.com
Jet Assisted Take-Off
1995 Darwin Awards Winner
Confirmed Bogus by Darwin
The Arizona Highway Patrol were mystified when they came upon a pile of smoldering wreckage embedded in the side of a cliff rising above the road at the apex of a curve. The metal debris resembled the site of an airplane crash, but it turned out to be the vaporized remains of an automobile. The make of the vehicle was unidentifiable at the scene.
The folks in the lab finally figured out what it was, and pieced together the events that led up to its demise.
It seems that a former Air Force sergeant had somehow got hold of a JATO (Jet Assisted Take-Off) unit. JATO units are solid fuel rockets used to give heavy military transport airplanes an extra push for take-off from short airfields.
Dried desert lakebeds are the location of choice for breaking the world ground vehicle speed record. The sergeant took the JATO unit into the Arizona desert and found a long, straight stretch of road. He attached the JATO unit to his car, jumped in, accelerated to a high speed, and fired off the rocket.
The facts, as best as could be determined, are as follows:
The operator was driving a 1967 Chevy Impala. He ignited the JATO unit approximately 3.9 miles from the crash site. This was established by the location of a prominently scorched and melted strip of asphalt. The vehicle quickly reached a speed of between 250 and 300 mph and continued at that speed, under full power, for an additional 20-25 seconds. The soon-to-be pilot experienced G-forces usually reserved for dog-fighting F-14 jocks under full afterburners.
The Chevy remained on the straight highway for approximately 2.6 miles (15-20 seconds) before the driver applied the brakes, completely melting them, blowing the tires, and leaving thick rubber marks on the road surface. The vehicle then became airborne for an additional 1.3 miles, impacted the cliff face at a height of 125 feet, and left a blackened crater 3 feet deep in the rock.
Most of the driver's remains were not recovered; however, small fragments of bone, teeth, and hair were extracted from the crater, and fingernail and bone shards were removed from a piece of debris believed to be a portion of the steering wheel.
Ironically a still-legible bumper sticker was found, reading
"How do you like my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT."
ItsAlive75
03-03-2005, 02:08 PM
That last part can't be true. I really hope it's not true.
Marroe
03-03-2005, 02:12 PM
I can't find death funny at all.........Ironic at time's, but not funny
ItsAlive75
03-03-2005, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
I can't find death funny at all.........Ironic at time's, but not funny
Real death, not funny.
Movie death..... purty damn funny sometimes.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-03-2005, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
I can't find death funny at all.........Ironic at time's, but not funny
We're just very different. Doesn't mean I'm fucked up (which I'm not..)
Marroe
03-03-2005, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
We're just very different. Doesn't mean I'm fucked up (which I'm not..) Yes you are.
ItsAlive75
03-03-2005, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
Yes you are.
That seemed to come a little too effortlessly.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-03-2005, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
Yes you are.
love you too, marroe.