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VampRocker
03-02-2005, 03:35 PM
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That's right, boils and ghouls, you can now order you very own copy of "13 Halloweens," our full length rock and roll opus, ready to welcome you to our CALABRESE Midnight Spookshow!

There are three steps you must take to become part of The Calabrese Undead. They are as follows...

www.CalabreseRock.com

1. Click on the website. Listen to our tunes.
2. Have your mind twist and pull into a rock and roll frenzy.
3. Get used to the smell of rotting flesh and the hunger for brains, because you are now one of us!

You can order online from our website...

www.CalabreseRock.com

Or through any of these other fine retailers...

http://shop.cryptofbloodrecords.com/
http://www.merchmonster.net/index.asp
http://www.smartpunk.com/

If you act now, we'll throw in some Stickers of Death, a smattering of tarantula webs and a handful of tricks and treats, which may or may not include gooey eyeballs and shrunken skeleton hands. Order and find out! Muahaha!

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Stay STRANGE!

^v^

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-02-2005, 03:51 PM
wow, you guys kick ass. good luck. like, seriously :eek:

Hate_Breeder
03-02-2005, 04:21 PM
Greetings Bobby. Long time no see...well on horror that is...i know you'll probably never see this but i wish you the best of luck and im gonna try working up some cash to buy the cd.

VampRocker
03-02-2005, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Greetings Bobby. Long time no see...well on horror that is...i know you'll probably never see this but i wish you the best of luck and im gonna try working up some cash to buy the cd.

Hahah. So you thought I wouldn't see this, huh? Well, you were wrong! Muahaha!

I usually check back when I make posts about my band, seeing as the three of us are our own publicist, manager and song-writer!

But anyways, yeah, if you've got some extra dough lying around, be sure to pick up a copy of THEE greatest horror rock record known to man! There's no real rush, though, because we made sure to order enough to last us for a while. These bad boys won't be sold out any time soon...

Keep this thread bumped!

Hate_Breeder
03-02-2005, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by VampRocker
Hahah. So you thought I wouldn't see this, huh? Well, you were wrong! Muahaha!

I usually check back when I make posts about my band, seeing as the three of us are our own publicist, manager and song-writer!

But anyways, yeah, if you've got some extra dough lying around, be sure to pick up a copy of THEE greatest horror rock record known to man! There's no real rush, though, because we made sure to order enough to last us for a while. These bad boys won't be sold out any time soon...

Keep this thread bumped!

Ok swheet. I'll definetly pick one up. Ive been listening to the demo since you sent it to me, and i cant wait to hear more. As for bumping the thread, Ive got it covered. :cool:

friday13thfan
03-02-2005, 05:11 PM
kick ass dude i will get it with out a doubt... to bad you don't post like you use to. miss you dude but keep with the band you guys will go far... maybe futher then the misfits:eek:

The_Return
03-06-2005, 07:28 AM
Damn!

Ive seen you around here, but never bothered to check out your music....damn, was I missing out!!

Awesome music!

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-06-2005, 08:08 AM
could the cd be autographed? you guys are going to be big, I can feel it. :)

The_Return
03-06-2005, 08:39 AM
I usually have a hard time ordering stuff off the net...but god help me if I dont try to order this!

VampRocker
03-06-2005, 06:48 PM
Hey, thanks, guys. We really appreciate it. All we ask is you spread the evil word of CALABRESE, even if you don't own our album! Just spread that rock and roll virus!

VampRocker
03-06-2005, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
could the cd be autographed? you guys are going to be big, I can feel it. :)

If you order "13 Halloweens" and write that you would like us to sign the disc for you in the comments field, we'll definitely do that for ya!

Just be sure to make mention of it. We're vampires, not mind readers!

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-06-2005, 07:06 PM
I'll definately get it. The two songs you have on your myspace are amazing, well all four of them actually. I really hope you guys come and play somewhere in vancouver/seattle sometime. haha look I turned into a retarded fan in like 24 hours. :D

Hate_Breeder
03-06-2005, 08:02 PM
Hey Bobby! If you get a chance to read this, is there anyway possible for me to find the Night of the Living Dead cover. Ive been looking for it for months now and i still cant find it..

kpropain
03-08-2005, 01:50 PM
LOL, Mr. Bobby Calabrese, long time no see, how's it been?

VampRocker
03-15-2005, 08:52 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
LOL, Mr. Bobby Calabrese, long time no see, how's it been?

Oh, it's been going pretty good. A little bit of this, a little bit of that, you know how it goes...

Boy, I am one cryptic sonnavagun. Heheh.

The_Return
05-25-2005, 02:43 PM
Finally got around to ordering this! Probably gonna take awhile to get here....but damn Im psyched!

VampRocker
05-26-2005, 12:34 AM
Thanks! You have, quite literally, walked straight into your STRANGEST rock and roll experience! There is NO turning back...

Also, I'm fairly certain you'll be getting your Package of Doom any day now, so stay tuned!

The_Return
06-09-2005, 12:20 PM
Got this in the mail yesterday...damn! It's awesome! Listenin to it right now, in fact [Eyes Down is playing]

The packaging was great too! Fit perfect with the feel of the CD. Love it!