View Full Version : poll:which way to direct my film
bloody_ribcut
03-01-2005, 10:19 PM
well, here's the question, as an horror fan audiance, should i direct a horror film containg a strong hip hop theme(gangs,hip-hop cameo's,weed,gore) or should i direct it toward a horror porno(porno,gore,)?
which kind of movie would have you in a frenzy to spend your money
bloody_ribcut
03-01-2005, 10:26 PM
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Sedated_replica
03-01-2005, 10:29 PM
Both.
Smoking weed while having sex.... than some crazy tweaker comes in and starts smoking crack and fucks up the whole party.
bloody_ribcut
03-01-2005, 10:35 PM
thats actually quite good, but it has to be a pair of crackheads, pairs are always more funnier. thanks for the input:D
bloody_ribcut
03-01-2005, 10:42 PM
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Sedated_replica
03-01-2005, 10:42 PM
No problem. Thats why I'm here. :p
ShankS
03-01-2005, 11:34 PM
I don't like hiphop and porno gore's been done before.
The Mothman
03-02-2005, 05:22 AM
you should change the wed smoking gansters to hay chewin hillbillies.
ShankS
03-02-2005, 05:46 AM
why not forget about the idea.
filmmaker2
03-02-2005, 07:04 AM
Ummmm...choosing the theme of the movie is part of the writing of that movie, not the directing of it. Thought I would mention this....
I would prefer you did something that's neither hip-hop nor porno gore. Too much of that stuff on the shelves already! I'm sure you'll come up with something that satisfies both you and your audience.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-02-2005, 07:08 AM
porno gore
Hate_Breeder
03-02-2005, 07:09 AM
The crackheads will be played by Calista Flockheart and my Architecture teacher Mr. Kucharski
Anyways you should make the potheads and sex fiends live and have all the yuppie bastards die!
The Mothman
03-02-2005, 08:16 AM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
porno gore
I have no idead what that would look like.
The STE
03-02-2005, 12:22 PM
pornographic, but with Shakespearean (Shakespearian?) dialogue
Angra
03-02-2005, 12:35 PM
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
The crackheads will be played by Calista Flockheart and my Architecture teacher Mr. Kucharski
Anyways you should make the potheads and sex fiends live and have all the yuppie bastards die!
Don´t forget Coolio and Busta Rhymes.;) :D
Hate_Breeder
03-02-2005, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by Angra
Don´t forget Coolio and Busta Rhymes.;) :D
They can be the stereo typical small role, just because they want a black guy in the movie. Where in the end everyone becomes friends, even though in the beginning they were enemies. And we cant forget how they drive 2fast 2furious cars all the time haha
bloody_ribcut
03-02-2005, 03:21 PM
great info from all of you, thanks.:D im pretty shure everthing's been done before with everything there is to do, but that doesnt mean im going to make the same thing. i whole other person who will show my idea's the way i see them in my head, and yeah, i was aking for a direction to write towards. thank you filmmaker2 for clarrifying that for us.:D
keep it going...
The STE
03-02-2005, 03:58 PM
Do it backwards and in Pig Latin
bloody_ribcut
03-02-2005, 05:26 PM
yeah, thatll bee cool for like a ending credits, instead of the normal scrolling up of all the crew ill have some sort of bloody sock puppet reading out to the audiance, backwards in pig latin.
thanks for the idea ste.
ItsAlive75
03-02-2005, 07:34 PM
Are you a director who will have a big budget?
If not then having hip-hop cameos is gonna be difficult. Unless you got connections.
bloody_ribcut
03-02-2005, 07:45 PM
yeah, but im sure i can get an old rapper or two like luke and vanilla ice for a cheap price.:)
bloody_ribcut
03-02-2005, 08:17 PM
Up and Away!
ItsAlive75
03-02-2005, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by bloody_ribcut
yeah, but im sure i can get an old rapper or two like luke and vanilla ice for a cheap price.:)
ha, that's pretty funny. I like Mr. Van Winkel is tryin' to shy away from his alter ego. Haven't you seen the Surreal Life?
bloody_ribcut
03-02-2005, 08:21 PM
i dont think hell ever pull that off, to me he's vanilla ice forever boyyyyyy!
ItsAlive75
03-02-2005, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by bloody_ribcut
i dont think hell ever pull that off, to me he's vanilla ice forever boyyyyyy!
As long as folks keep payin' him...
bloody_ribcut
03-02-2005, 08:29 PM
yeah, i-c-e gotta earn that two hundred and eight dollars im offering for a special appearence. he's got nothing to lose, hell be doing himself a favor. im offering him more on screen exposure.
bloody_ribcut
03-02-2005, 09:40 PM
hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,.....................
hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,..................
centered, i feel much better.
Up.
Sedated_replica
03-02-2005, 11:04 PM
Lets be honest. You'll never direct a movie ever
urgeok
03-03-2005, 02:35 AM
i've directed a couple !!
'now move your butt up a bit,,,, no higher, yeah ! like that !! perfect !!
now, pretend you're lovin it, great !!
Next Scene!!
bloody_ribcut
03-03-2005, 12:46 PM
no, i will.:D
so which direction, hip-hop horror or porno horror:)
so far it's hip hop over the porn.
AUSTIN316426808
03-03-2005, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by bloody_ribcut
no, i will.:D
so which direction, hip-hop horror or porno horror:)
so far it's hip hop over the porn.
here's a thought, how about you direct it in a way that people will like.
Angra
03-03-2005, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by bloody_ribcut
no, i will.:D
so which direction, hip-hop horror or porno horror:)
so far it's hip hop over the porn.
Damn right. Or how about Metal horror?:D
It´ll be a hit in Sweden. I promise.;)
The STE
03-03-2005, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by bloody_ribcut
yeah, i-c-e gotta earn that two hundred and eight dollars im offering for a special appearence. he's got nothing to lose, hell be doing himself a favor. im offering him more on screen exposure.
Doesn't do much good if nobody's gonna see the movie
bloody_ribcut
03-04-2005, 05:45 PM
thats good, i want my viewers to feel the movie.
The STE
03-04-2005, 06:00 PM
can't feel a movie you haven't seen
dipshit
Mr. Van Winkel (aka Vanilla Ice) is a good actor. Have you seen "Cool as Ice"? It rocks.
What you should do is make a movie about a "Killer in the Woods". haha. maybe have a few girls tied up to trees.
bloody_ribcut
03-04-2005, 06:28 PM
ste, you douchbag, when they do see it.;)
massacre man
03-04-2005, 07:01 PM
have Game and Eminem in it
The STE
03-04-2005, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by bloody_ribcut
ste, you douchbag, when they do see it.;)
but they won't
orangestar
03-04-2005, 08:47 PM
Im a bit late to the party...
porn=good
drugs= bad *points to av*
urgeok
03-04-2005, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by orangestar
Im a bit late to the party...
porn=good
heyyyy !
no porn at the under 21 table !
Sedated_replica
03-04-2005, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by orangestar
Im a bit late to the party...
porn=good
drugs= bad *points to av*
sober people = lame
ItsAlive75
03-05-2005, 07:44 AM
turning words into equations=stupid
massacre man
03-05-2005, 07:48 AM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
turning words into equations=stupid me=agree
orangestar
03-05-2005, 08:06 AM
me=:(
okay I just took it one step too far
ItsAlive75
03-05-2005, 08:07 AM
Originally posted by orangestar
me=:(
okay I just took it one step too far
ehh, maybe. Or maybe you didn't take it far enough.
:confused:
The STE
03-05-2005, 07:24 PM
turning words into inequalities > turning words into equations
bloody_ribcut
03-06-2005, 09:57 PM
nothing is ever taken to far, unless it's a thread that was transformed into a morons chat lounge.
im not saying any names, ste.
Sedated_replica
03-07-2005, 12:47 AM
Yo Momma'z goin' direct a porno movie wit me!