Wanted: Horror Chick to Accompany me to see King Diamond April 19th in NYC

[ElectricEye72]

Any Horror Chicks out there in the NYC area want to accompany a crazy old man like me to go see King Diamond in NYC April 19th? Ive got an extra ticket. No payment for the ticket necessary but ya gotta be a metal/horror freak! Ill buy you a drink! NOTE: You MUST be 21 or over, I aint goin to jail for Gods sake! :D

[LilMissScareAll]

I would if I lived in NY. :p

[ShankS]

if I wear a frilly dress and some silk tights, can I go?

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by ElectricEye72
Any Horror Chicks out there in the NYC area want to accompany a crazy old man like me to go see King Diamond in NYC April 19th? Ive got an extra ticket. No payment for the ticket necessary but ya gotta be a metal/horror freak! Ill buy you a drink! :D

REALLY creepy, dude.

The lines, "crazy old man" and "I'll buy you a drink" aint helpin' ya much.

[Vodstok]

LOL! Are you fucking serious?

*snicker*

Dont mean to laugh, dude, but c'mon.....


On the other hand, never hurts to try...

[Marroe]

Originally posted by ShankS
if I wear a frilly dress and some silk tights, can I go? You can go out with me if you promise to wear that.....*batting eyelashes*

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Marroe
You can go out with me if you promise to wear that.....*batting eyelashes*


when and where?

[Marroe]

Originally posted by ShankS
when and where? Tonight at midnight.....I wanna walk around downtown and show your sexy legs off.


RAWR!!:p

[Angra]

Originally posted by ElectricEye72
Any Horror Chicks out there in the NYC area want to accompany a crazy old man like me to go see King Diamond in NYC April 19th? Ive got an extra ticket. No payment for the ticket necessary but ya gotta be a metal/horror freak! Ill buy you a drink! :D



Watch out, it´s a serial killer!!:D

[ElectricEye72]

What the fuck is this shit? I got some asshole telling me not to say "im a crazy old man?" Im 33 in 5 days (birthday presents are welcome!) and "ill buy the young lady a drink" for coming with me! What? That goes against the code or something? Jerkoff! Aside from that cocksucker im 100% serious folks...this is the immortal KING DIAMOND were talking about here! Fresh off the "Puppet Master" tour and hes gracing us with his prescence. Ill even let the lady wear my Iced Earth shirt! Now some Horror Chick close to NYC step up and accompany me to see a metal god!

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

My friend's uncle plays guitar for him I think. (or drums... I'm not sure)

[ElectricEye72]

Your friends uncle is Andy LaRocque? Hes the guitarist. Well if you ever meet him kneel in his prescence for he wrote some of the greatest metal masterpieces ever! The drummer whos name escapes me is technically a master also!

[The STE]

Originally posted by ElectricEye72
this is the immortal KING DIAMOND were talking about here!

Who?



And why don't you have one of your non-internet friends go with you?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by The STE
Who?



And why don't you have one of your non-internet friends go with you?

maybe they don't know who he is either.

[knife_fight]

If I were a girl, I'd already be on a plane up there

[urgeok]

Originally posted by knife_fight
If I were a girl, I'd already be on a plane up there


if i was a girl i'd sit in front of a mirror and play with myself all day.

[ElectricEye72]

If you wanna know who King Diamond is to to the Coven its his official site. My friends dont wanna go because theyre not fans of King. Look im not asking a girl to marry me just come see a fucking concert! I aint a rapist and well be in Times Square for Gods sake so I doubt Ill murder you!!!!!

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ElectricEye72
If you wanna know who King Diamond is to to the Coven its his official site. My friends dont wanna go because theyre not fans of King. Look im not asking a girl to marry me just come see a fucking concert! I aint a rapist and well be in Times Square for Gods sake so I doubt Ill murder you!!!!!

ask a guy ...

[newb]

Take me...I like Neil Diamond.
And Ill let ya buy me a Shirley Temple.
You could get lucky.
http://www.punchstock.com/image/rubberball/3599631/large/nerd.jpg

[Angra]

Originally posted by ElectricEye72
If you wanna know who King Diamond is to to the Coven its his official site. My friends dont wanna go because theyre not fans of King.


I feel your pain, dude.:cool:

Non of my friends like heavy metal either..... WUAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!:(

[urgeok]

i LOVE Neil Diamond !!

hell, I'll take ya !

[newb]

Originally posted by urgeok
i LOVE Neil Diamond !!

hell, I'll take ya !

EVERYBODY SING ALONG NOW.


Baby loves me
Yes, yes she does
Ah, the girl's outta sight, yeah
Says she loves me
Yes, yes she does
Gonna show me tonight, yeah

She got the way to move me, Cherry
She got the way to groove me
She got the way to move me
She got the way to groove me

[urgeok]

sweet caroline ...

bum bum bum,

[newb]

Don't know that I will
But until I can find me
The girl who'll stay
And won't play games behind me
I'll be what I am
A solitary man
Solitary man

[Angra]

Holy cow...... They will keep going like this all night long....:rolleyes:


Now THAT`s some scary shit.:(

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by newb
Take me...I like Neil Diamond.
And Ill let ya buy me a Shirley Temple.
You could get lucky.
http://www.punchstock.com/image/rubberball/3599631/large/nerd.jpg

lol

[newb]

Originally posted by Angra
Holy cow...... They will keep going like this all night long....:rolleyes:


Now THAT`s some scary shit.:(

C'mon ya young whippersnapper...ya gotta give it up for Neil Diamond.
http://www.lookalike.com/talentbooking/lookalikes/images/neildiamond.jpg

Canta libre, Canta vida, de mi madre, y mi padre,
Canta mi corazon, Para los ninos, y sus ninos, canta libre.

I got music runnin' in my head,
Makes me feel like a young bird flyin',
'Cross my mind and layin' in my bed,
Keeps me away from the thought of dyin'.
Canta libre, Canta vida, de mi madre y mi padre.

[The STE]

There's a warning sign on the road ahead
There's a lot of people sayin' we'd be better off dead
I don't feel like Satan, but I am to them
So I try to forget it any way I can

[ElectricEye72]

Ok fine your loss! Go sing Neil Diamond and make fun of my post but it could have been nice to go with me trust me! And the guy who was quoting Neil Young Rockin in the Free World, I saw him at MSG, Jewel opened up for him. This is your last chance cuz now im gettin pissed and when I get pissed run and take cover! ONE LAST TIME.... Any females over the age of 20 want to go with me to see King Diamond of Mercyful Fate fame in NYC get back to me, tickets free and no strings attatched. MurderDoll the door for you is always open, if youre 21 of course!

[Angra]

Originally posted by ElectricEye72
Ok fine your loss! Go sing Neil Diamond and make fun of my post but it could have been nice to go with me trust me! And the guy who was quoting Neil Young Rockin in the Free World, I saw him at MSG, Jewel opened up for him. This is your last chance cuz now im gettin pissed and when I get pissed run and take cover! ONE LAST TIME.... Any females over the age of 20 want to go with me to see King Diamond of Mercyful Fate fame in NYC get back to me, tickets free and no strings attatched. MurderDoll the door for you is always open, if youre 21 of course!




I still think he sounds like a horny psycho..:rolleyes: :D


FUCK OFF, YOU HORNY NOOB!!!

:cool:

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ElectricEye72
Ok fine your loss! Go sing Neil Diamond and make fun of my post but it could have been nice to go with me trust me! And the guy who was quoting Neil Young Rockin in the Free World, I saw him at MSG, Jewel opened up for him. This is your last chance cuz now im gettin pissed and when I get pissed run and take cover! ONE LAST TIME.... Any females over the age of 20 want to go with me to see King Diamond of Mercyful Fate fame in NYC get back to me, tickets free and no strings attatched. MurderDoll the door for you is always open, if youre 21 of course!

I'm not. Besides, I think you're crazy in a bad way.

[last bad move]

ummmmmm is this thread a little off or is it just me

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by newb
Don't know that I will
But until I can find me
The girl who'll stay
And won't play games behind me
I'll be what I am
A solitary man
Solitary man

Listen to the HIM cover :D

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by last bad move
ummmmmm is this thread a little off or is it just me

Welcome to crazy street would you like some ice cream? it's made of people.

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by urgeok
if i was a girl i'd sit in front of a mirror and play with myself all day.

LOL!

[Marroe]

Originally posted by ElectricEye72
Ok fine your loss! Go sing Neil Diamond and make fun of my post but it could have been nice to go with me trust me! And the guy who was quoting Neil Young Rockin in the Free World, I saw him at MSG, Jewel opened up for him. This is your last chance cuz now im gettin pissed and when I get pissed run and take cover! ONE LAST TIME.... Any females over the age of 20 want to go with me to see King Diamond of Mercyful Fate fame in NYC get back to me, tickets free and no strings attatched. MurderDoll the door for you is always open, if youre 21 of course! If you haven't noticed, there are mainly males here. Most of them are pretty protective of us girls here, so that may be why you are getting so much grief.

Plus I don't think many of us are in your area, and if we were we wouldn't be dumb enough to go with someone we don't know. No offence, but that's creepy dude.

[last bad move]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I'm not. Besides, I think you're crazy in a bad way. what about me i have a extra ticket to the ashley simpson concert tomarrow will you go with me

did i metion im in a band
you might have heard of us the backstreet boys

[Angra]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Welcome to crazy street would you like some ice cream? it's made of people.



Hmmm.... I think YOU should go with crazyeyes to the concert...:rolleyes: *Shivers*

[Angra]

Originally posted by last bad move
what about me i have a extra ticket to the ashley simpson concert tomarrow will you go with me

did i metion im in a band
you might have heard of us the backstreet boys


That explains your name..:D

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I'm not. Besides, I think you're crazy in a bad way.

Hell yeah..arranging meetings with a stranger......OVER THE INTERNET.....is just a couple notches over creepy. *shivers* Although King Diamond tickets do sound good

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by last bad move
what about me i have a extra ticket to the ashley simpson concert tomarrow will you go with me

did i metion im in a band
you might have heard of us the backstreet boys

I actually can't think of anything better than murdering ashlee simpson with one of the backstreet boys.

[last bad move]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I actually can't think of anything better than murdering ashlee simpson with one of the backstreet boys. so its a date ha i win

[urgeok]

hi, i live in a dark big old house at the end of the street ... all the windows are painted black so you cant see it .. but pay no mind - thats because my sick mother cant take the light.

I bought an xbox and i was wondering if any of you really cool chicks want to come and play it with me.

My real name is Brad .. i'm 20, i mean 18, and i have blonde cobain-y hair and i love to surf and boogie board ..

any of you cool chicks want to come over and play xbox with me ?

i'll get my dad, i mean my friend, i mean my chauffeur come and pick you up.


i'm not a weird old guy .. honest.

[Marroe]

Originally posted by urgeok
hi, i live in a dark big old house at the end of the street ... all the windows are painted black so you cant see it .. but pay no mind - thats because my sick mother cant take the light.

I bought an xbox and i was wondering if any of you really cool chicks want to come and play it with me.

My real name is Brad .. i'm 20, i mean 18, and i have blonde cobain-y hair and i love to surf and boogie board ..

any of you cool chicks want to come over and play xbox with me ?

i'll get my dad, i mean my friend, i mean my chauffeur come and pick you up.


i'm not a weird old guy .. honest. I'll come play with you even if you are a creepy old guy

[last bad move]

lol i think i do have a date to a otep concert tpday or tommarow
lol

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Marroe
I'll come play with you even if you are a creepy old guy


ooohh aaahhh uhuh uhuh ahahahaha ooohhhh yeahhh hey woaw uhhhh huhuhuhuhuh ha ho ho !! wheeeeeeeeaaaawhoooo.


uh, i gotta change my pants

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

looks like you blew it.

oh my double entendre...

[urgeok]

what am i saying ?? creepy old guys dont bother to change their pants !!

just call me Crusty !

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

look behind you and you will see the line.

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by urgeok
uh, i gotta change my pants

I got your back

[Angra]

I´m going to bed now. If any of you lovely ladies would like to join me feel free to do so. I´m a really nice guy who´s not up to anything and wouldn´t hurt a fly. I´m not a weirdo and i promise i won´t snore.

No strings attatched...









:D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Angra
I´m going to bed now. If any of you lovely ladies would like to join me feel free to do so. I´m a really nice guy who´s not up to anything and wouldn´t hurt a fly. I´m not a weirdo and i promise i won´t snore.

No strings attatched...
:D


he's actually pretty safe ladies .. he lives in iceland or some other gof forsaken part of the world :D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
I got your back


thanks peewee herman ! :)

[Marroe]

Originally posted by Angra
I´m going to bed now. If any of you lovely ladies would like to join me feel free to do so. I´m a really nice guy who´s not up to anything and wouldn´t hurt a fly. I´m not a weirdo and i promise i won´t snore.

No strings attatched...









:D I trust no man that doesn't snore.

[Angra]

Originally posted by urgeok
he's actually pretty safe ladies .. he lives in iceland or some other gof forsaken part of the world :D



Sure, and i´m this cute:








;)

[urgeok]

as cute as a kitten .. thats been crushed on a colour copier

[Angra]

Originally posted by urgeok
as cute as a kitten .. thats been crushed on a colour copier


As you can see, it has gone to a better place now.:D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by urgeok
as cute as a kitten .. thats been crushed on a colour copier


there's a literary term for that sentance structure ... i did it by accident

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by last bad move
lol i think i do have a date to a otep concert tpday or tommarow
lol

otep kick ass

[ElectricEye72]

First off Marroe, check my intro thread...its right there in black and white that youd go with me. Then you change your answer! Sorry I go with first impressions sweetheart. Hatebreeder, are you a girl or a guy? I cant tell by your pic or mannerisms....not an insult just an observation. Murderdoll, you are absolutely right! I am crazy in a very bad way! It took 3 cops to take me down and cuff me, not bad eh? Hell Charles Manson IS my father....im just making daddy proud! Lastly, whichever one of you ladies said this is a male dominated board I can see that, but as for those males protection of you? I am all things, the air you breathe, the water you drink and bathe in, the trees which sustain your oxgen and the animals you so admire! Cant you see? There IS no protection from me for I am you! ;)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ElectricEye72
Murderdoll, you are absolutely right! I am crazy in a very bad way! It took 3 cops to take me down and cuff me, not bad eh?

yeah, i'd be proud too.

:rolleyes:

[massacre man]

Tastycakes has volunteered but he is taking you

[ElectricEye72]

OOPS! I almost forgot! This offer is officially closed since this is nothing more than a Will and Grace board with a couple of cobwebs and skulls to make it look scary. You know less about horror than Mother Theresa of Calcutta! I would rather watch a Friends marathon than take anyone of you unworthy children. Have a nice day!:)

[Marroe]

Originally posted by ElectricEye72
First off Marroe, check my intro thread...its right there in black and white that youd go with me. Then you change your answer! Sorry I go with first impressions sweetheart. Hatebreeder, are you a girl or a guy? I cant tell by your pic or mannerisms....not an insult just an observation. Murderdoll, you are absolutely right! I am crazy in a very bad way! It took 3 cops to take me down and cuff me, not bad eh? Hell Charles Manson IS my father....im just making daddy proud! Lastly, whichever one of you ladies said this is a male dominated board I can see that, but as for those males protection of you? I am all things, the air you breathe, the water you drink and bathe in, the trees which sustain your oxgen and the animals you so admire! Cant you see? There IS no protection from me for I am you! ;) Ummm, I said I would hang out with Shanksie...not you!

[filmmaker2]

"Some people think I'm crrrazy--you don't think I'm crazy, do you? I get ANGRY when people think I'm crrrazy........I love your beautiful long hair--don't evair cut it! You know, I think I could like you!"

--The Crazy Gardener, "Werewolf vs. Vampire Woman" (aka WEREWOLF SHADOW)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ElectricEye72
OOPS! I almost forgot! This offer is officially closed since this is nothing more than a Will and Grace board with a couple of cobwebs and skulls to make it look scary. You know less about horror than Mother Theresa of Calcutta! I would rather watch a Friends marathon than take anyone of you unworthy children. Have a nice day!:)


dont trip on your uterus on the way out the door.

[Angra]

Originally posted by ElectricEye72
First off Marroe, check my intro thread...its right there in black and white that youd go with me. Then you change your answer! Sorry I go with first impressions sweetheart. Hatebreeder, are you a girl or a guy? I cant tell by your pic or mannerisms....not an insult just an observation. Murderdoll, you are absolutely right! I am crazy in a very bad way! It took 3 cops to take me down and cuff me, not bad eh? Hell Charles Manson IS my father....im just making daddy proud! Lastly, whichever one of you ladies said this is a male dominated board I can see that, but as for those males protection of you? I am all things, the air you breathe, the water you drink and bathe in, the trees which sustain your oxgen and the animals you so admire! Cant you see? There IS no protection from me for I am you! ;)


I see the psycho is comming out of his closet.;)



And if i was Hatebreeder i would take that observation as a pure insult.:cool: LOL

[ElectricEye72]

Changing your answer cuz im out of style Marroe? Go with the kids on this site and watch a Friends episode! Its all you brats are good for.

[urgeok]

i think this guy has a problem with Friends ..

the TV show ....
making friends ...
etc ..

[Marroe]

Originally posted by ElectricEye72
Changing your answer cuz im out of style Marroe? Go with the kids on this site and watch a Friends episode! Its all you brats are good for. I never said I would go anywhere with your creepy ass!!!!

[massacre man]

Originally posted by ElectricEye72
Changing your answer cuz im out of style Marroe? Go with the kids on this site and watch a Friends episode! Its all you brats are good for. ay how you doin?

[ElectricEye72]

Jesus Christ! There are more men here than at a Village People concert! My kingdom for a hot horror chick! Hey....I got an idea! Sort of a secret weapon! HMMMMMM!;)

[massacre man]

Originally posted by ElectricEye72
Jesus Christ! There are more men here than at a Village People concert! My kingdom for a hot horror chick! Hey....I got an idea! Sort of a secret weapon! HMMMMMM!;) what makes you think i, Massacre Man, am a man

[Angra]

Originally posted by ElectricEye72
Jesus Christ! There are more men here than at a Village People concert! My kingdom for a hot horror chick! Hey....I got an idea! Sort of a secret weapon! HMMMMMM!;)


Have you skiped the concert with granpa just to hang out with your new best friends here on Horror.com?

I´m honoured...:cool:

[urgeok]

i honestly think i have every Villiage People record there is - on vinyl.


Its fun to stay at the YWCA,
Its fun to stay at the YWCA,

[ElectricEye72]

Somehow young man that doesnt surprise me.

[Angra]

Originally posted by urgeok
i honestly think i have every Villiage People record there is - on vinyl.


Its fun to stay at the YWCA,
Its fun to stay at the YWCA,



Jesus...... The old fart has begun to repeat himself.....:rolleyes:

Somebody put him out of his misery, please.

:cool:

[massacre man]

Originally posted by ElectricEye72
Somehow young man that doesnt surprise me. hey big boy!

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Angra
Jesus...... The old fart has begun to repeat himself.....:rolleyes:

Somebody put him out of his misery, please.

:cool:

for the life of me i cant remember any of the other songs ... where's Newb ??

[massacre man]

Originally posted by urgeok
for the life of me i cant remember any of the other songs ... where's Newb ?? *shifts eyes* i know where he is

[last bad move]

i have a ummm friend and he was wondering if he was on a forum and someguy was looking for a girl to ummm go to a concert with him would it be a bad thing if i i mean my friend said yes and went without telling the guy he was a man?

just wondering no reason


and murderdoll otep does own and im glad to see a fellow fan

[newb]

This goes out to our newest member....ElectricEye72...hit it boys....

Body...wanna feel my body?
Body...such a thrill my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...it's too much my body
Check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.
talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body

Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! Ow....

[urgeok]

Originally posted by newb
This goes out to our newest member....ElectricEye72...hit it boys....

Body...wanna feel my body?
Body...such a thrill my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...it's too much my body
Check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.
talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body

Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! Ow....


just like fucking spiderman, he arrives 'just in time' :D

[newb]

http://www.foxnews.com/images/51826/0_22_175_spiderman.jpg

[massacre man]

Originally posted by newb
This goes out to our newest member....ElectricEye72...hit it boys....

Body...wanna feel my body?
Body...such a thrill my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...it's too much my body
Check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.
talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body

Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! Ow.... i thought it was electriceel72

[massacre man]

Originally posted by newb
http://www.foxnews.com/images/51826/0_22_175_spiderman.jpg http://www.proentertainmentnashville.com/spider%20man%20on%20tree%202.JPG

[urgeok]

ok .. who's who ?

[newb]

I wanna be the Construction worker.



that way I can wear my "hard hat".

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ElectricEye72
Murderdoll, you are absolutely right! I am crazy in a very bad way! It took 3 cops to take me down and cuff me, not bad eh?

What did you do?

[massacre man]

Originally posted by urgeok
ok .. who's who ? I'M THE COWBOY!

[newb]

OH OH......looks like murderdoll likes the bad boys.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by newb
OH OH......looks like murderdoll likes the bad boys. like Justin Timberlake?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by newb
OH OH......looks like murderdoll likes the bad boys.

:shiftyeyes:

[last bad move]

Originally posted by massacre man
like Justin Timberlake? hay thats umm nick carter which is who i am

[massacre man]

Originally posted by last bad move
hay thats umm nick carter which is who i am and i'm Lance

[The STE]

Originally posted by ElectricEye72
First off Marroe, check my intro thread...its right there in black and white that youd go with me. Then you change your answer! Sorry I go with first impressions sweetheart. Hatebreeder, are you a girl or a guy? I cant tell by your pic or mannerisms....not an insult just an observation. Murderdoll, you are absolutely right! I am crazy in a very bad way! It took 3 cops to take me down and cuff me, not bad eh? Hell Charles Manson IS my father....im just making daddy proud! Lastly, whichever one of you ladies said this is a male dominated board I can see that, but as for those males protection of you? I am all things, the air you breathe, the water you drink and bathe in, the trees which sustain your oxgen and the animals you so admire! Cant you see? There IS no protection from me for I am you! ;)

Ooooooooooh, he's Darth Bane

[massacre man]

Originally posted by The STE
Ooooooooooh, he's Darth Bane i was guessing that

[last bad move]

Originally posted by The STE
Ooooooooooh, he's Darth Bane hummmm the plot thickens

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by ElectricEye72
this is a male dominated board I can see that Ahem....BUT...Who dominates the males?;)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Ahem....BUT...Who dominates the males?;)

BullSHIT!!!!

[massacre man]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Ahem....BUT...Who dominates the males?;) The Amazing Mango

[Marroe]

WooHoo....you tell em' BR.

[newb]

You go girlfriend....kill em with cleavage.:D

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Marroe
WooHoo....you tell em' BR.

BOOOOOO!!!!!

Although.... It's kinda true. Sex hold so much sway it pisses me off.

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Ahem....BUT...Who dominates the males?;)


You can dominate me anytime Sweetie :p ;) :D

[The STE]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Ahem....BUT...Who dominates the males?;)


Nobody dominates Sam The Egg...not anymore, at least :(

[Marroe]

Originally posted by The STE
Nobody dominates Sam The Egg...not anymore, at least :( I will volunteer!!! Somebody has to keep your ass in line.

[The STE]

Originally posted by Marroe
I will volunteer!!! Somebody has to keep your ass in line.

Okay, but she still has all my hot pokers and snorkling masks, so you'll have to bring your own stuff

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Marroe
I will volunteer!!! Somebody has to keep your ass in line.

Aw, see you guys?

This is how loving, long-lasting relationships form!

[Marroe]

Originally posted by The STE
Okay, but she still has all my hot pokers and snorkling masks, so you'll have to bring your own stuff mmmkay

[Marroe]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Aw, see you guys?

This is how loving, long-lasting relationships form! I love my Sammy poo

[The STE]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
This is how loving, long-lasting relationships form!

No it isn't. You can tell because I'm not avoiding it like the plague

[The STE]

Originally posted by Marroe
I love my Sammy poo

...we're not gonna do scat stuff are we?

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by The STE
No it isn't. You can tell because I'm not avoiding it like the plague

hahaha

BRILLIANT.

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by Angra
I still think he sounds like a horny psycho..:rolleyes: :D


FUCK OFF, YOU HORNY NOOB!!!

:cool:

LMAO!!!! :D

[The STE]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
hahaha

BRILLIANT.

BRILLIANT!
http://images.usatoday.com/money/_photos/2004/03/08/guiness-inside.jpg

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by The STE
BRILLIANT!
http://images.usatoday.com/money/_photos/2004/03/08/guiness-inside.jpg

Wow. I thought it was brilliant before.

But that is SO much better.

[Marroe]

Originally posted by The STE
BRILLIANT!
http://images.usatoday.com/money/_photos/2004/03/08/guiness-inside.jpg LMAO..I love those commercials!

[massacre man]

Originally posted by The STE
BRILLIANT!
http://images.usatoday.com/money/_photos/2004/03/08/guiness-inside.jpg the little black book one was the best

[Marroe]

Originally posted by massacre man
the little black book one was the best I kinda dig the sun block one myself.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Marroe
I kinda dig the sun block one myself.

The one with the guy's mother on the phone was good too.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
BullSHIT!!!! HAHA!!!...You KNOW you love it...I haven't had any complaints YET...

@Sam...I'm sorry to hear about your recent...umm...chick amputation...BUT...Marroe lives pretty close to you...and she's gorgeous...Definitely something to consider;)

@Drac...Not sure if your heart could take it, Sweetie:p

BTW...Have I ever told you, that YOU GUYS ROCK SO FUCKING HARD?!.....Yeah...I know I have...But...I'm telling you again, anyway...You guys ALWAYS make me laugh...ESPECIALLY Newb...I'm gonna HAVE to get some chicken salad to you...Somehow...:D

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by ElectricEye72
[B]Murderdoll, you are absolutely right! I am crazy in a very bad way! It took 3 cops to take me down and cuff me, not bad eh?]

LMAO.....is this pussy for real???? I bet this jerk-off is a 135 lb pencil neck virgin who yanks his tiny pud every night because no woman would give his lame ass the time of day :D
and about the 3 cops.........

[massacre man]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
HAHA!!!...You KNOW you love it...I haven't had any complaints YET...

@Sam...I'm sorry to hear about your recent...umm...chick amputation...BUT...Marroe lives pretty close to you...and she's gorgeous...Definitely something to consider;)

@Drac...Not sure if your heart could take it, Sweetie:p

BTW...Have I ever told you, that YOU GUYS ROCK SO FUCKING HARD?!.....Yeah...I know I have...But...I'm telling you again, anyway...You guys ALWAYS make me laugh...ESPECIALLY Newb...I'm gonna HAVE to get some chicken salad to you...Somehow...:D he needs some bread too


i'm the official horror.com PIMP

[massacre man]

Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
LMAO.....is this pussy for real???? I bet this jerk-off is a 135 lb pencil neck virgin who yanks his tiny pud every night because no woman would give his lame ass the time of day :D
and about the 3 cops......... yeah it only took one to take him down but 3 wanted to just beat him

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by The STE
Who?
are you serious

[massacre man]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
are you serious HI JAY OMG!

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
LMAO.....is this pussy for real???? I bet this jerk-off is a 135 lb pencil neck virgin who yanks his tiny pud every night because no woman would give his lame ass the time of day :D
and about the 3 cops.........

I think when cops want to take down someone who is resisting arrest, they usually do it with more than two anyway. :D

[urgeok]

i think the guy lives a large part of his life in make believe land.
and the rest on the internet...


and they he tell his stories to people who cant look away

[massacre man]

Originally posted by urgeok
i think the guy lives a large part of his life in make believe land.
and the rest on the internet...


and they he tell his stories to people who cant look away i cut a guys head off with an envelope

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

that's hardcore

[massacre man]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
that's hardcore then i pootie tanged 3 cops with my belt and they all died in 2 seconds

[GorePhobia]

sorry mister electriceye but your a dork....anyone who anoynmously comes onto a horror forum and asks to take a girl to a King Diamond concert has issues....thats what match.com or adultfriendfinder are for.....Hell Myspace could even help you there....but here....no way.....I wouldnt let you take any of my ladies....even tho I dont know ne of the newer gals....but hell I'll still back them up.....go away you 30 some lonely noob....take your small penis...and ass vagina...home....thank you

Gore

[urgeok]

he already left

[Marroe]

Originally posted by GorePhobia
sorry mister electriceye but your a dork....anyone who anoynmously comes onto a horror forum and asks to take a girl to a King Diamond concert has issues....thats what match.com or adultfriendfinder are for.....Hell Myspace could even help you there....but here....no way.....I wouldnt let you take any of my ladies....even tho I dont know ne of the newer gals....but hell I'll still back them up.....go away you 30 some lonely noob....take your small penis...and ass vagina...home....thank you

Gore Dayum!!! he really didn't like me:D

[GorePhobia]

i know he is gone but if he comes back i want him to read that lool

[ItsAlive75]

On a new topic, I like penguins.

They're fuckin awesome.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by ElectricEye72
First off Marroe, check my intro thread...its right there in black and white that youd go with me. Then you change your answer! Sorry I go with first impressions sweetheart. Hatebreeder, are you a girl or a guy? I cant tell by your pic or mannerisms....not an insult just an observation. Murderdoll, you are absolutely right! I am crazy in a very bad way! It took 3 cops to take me down and cuff me, not bad eh? Hell Charles Manson IS my father....im just making daddy proud! Lastly, whichever one of you ladies said this is a male dominated board I can see that, but as for those males protection of you? I am all things, the air you breathe, the water you drink and bathe in, the trees which sustain your oxgen and the animals you so admire! Cant you see? There IS no protection from me for I am you! ;)

Girl!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!
At the gay bar.
Now Tell me do ya?, but do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

(Pause)

I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow!

You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Yeah! you're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar

[ItsAlive75]

GAY!!!!

[ShankS]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
GAY!!!!


yeah, a gay song for ElectricEye72, because this and the other thread he started is Gay.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by ShankS
yeah, a gay song for ElectricEye72, because this and the other thread he started is Gay. yeah gay stuff is gay

[urgeok]

this is getting old

[massacre man]

Originally posted by urgeok
this is getting old yeah i agree this is getting gay

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by urgeok
this is getting old

very

[massacre man]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
very RAWR!

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

go sit in the corner...

or slit in the corner, either or.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
go sit in the corner...

or slit in the corner, either or. BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE!

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

you're a fucking riot...

[massacre man]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
you're a fucking riot... no need for insults :(

[Angra]

Wonder if we ever hear fro Electriceyes again...?

He was such a nice fellow.:D

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Angra
Wonder if we ever hear fro Electriceyes again...?

He was such a nice fellow.:D yeah i miss him i told him i was carmen elektra and he said he didn't like girls that look like girls

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I doubt it. It's too bad he left, he sounded certifiable.

[ItsAlive75]

I actually got a private message from him where he just flat out berated the hell outta me for makin' fun of him.

[urgeok]

shit ... i didnt get one

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by urgeok
shit ... i didnt get one

Don't wory... you will some day.

I think the only reason I got one is cuz I was the first guy to call him a freak.

[Angra]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Don't wory... you will some day.

I think the only reason I got one is cuz I was the first guy to call him a freak.



DAMN, i thought it was me?:( :cool:

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Angra
DAMN, i thought it was me?:( :cool:

Eh, let's call it a team effort.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I actually got a private message from him where he just flat out berated the hell outta me for makin' fun of him.

I got a private message confirming his craziness.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I got a private message confirming his craziness.

Uh oh. Was it the kind I think it is?

[urgeok]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I got a private message confirming his craziness.

well lets hear it !!! :D

[massacre man]

i sent him one that said "hi i'm Carmen Elektra and i like you" then he said "sorry Busta Rhymes dark meat is beneath me" then i said "you got something against african americans?" then he said something about shaq being good at basketball

[GorePhobia]

on another note my gf broke up with me today.....now im being emo

[massacre man]

Originally posted by GorePhobia
on another note my gf broke up with me today.....now im being emo i'm here for you

[GorePhobia]

thanks MM its fucking depressing....of course it was the same story...."its not you its me" bullshit

[massacre man]

Originally posted by GorePhobia
thanks MM its fucking depressing....of course it was the same story...."its not you its me" bullshit if its her how come she does it in the first place?

[GorePhobia]

i dont know....i dont know ne thing ne more....im tired of heartbreak....it seems like a reoccuring event

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

you'll live

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Angra
Wonder if we ever hear fro Electriceyes again...?

He was such a nice fellow.:D


no we won't because he's at the Gay Bar, Gay Bar, Gay Bar, Gay Bar...

and if you want to put something inside him, you've gota go to the Gay Bar, Gay Bar, Gay Bar, Gay Bar...

[The STE]

Originally posted by GorePhobia
on another note my gf broke up with me today.....now im being emo

That sucks, man

[ItsAlive75]

This is how to fix a breakup, listen up cuz this is important.

Go to a bar with your buddies, find a girl and take her home to have sex with her.

[GorePhobia]

thanks everyone for your support....i will live....no big deal but it just seems to happen alot....but oh well

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by GorePhobia
thanks everyone for your support....i will live....no big deal but it just seems to happen alot....but oh well

Well then it must be YOUR fault!!!!

Ya gotta by em' more packs of candied pies, and stuffed creatures and such.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
stuffed creatures http://www9.yatego.com/images/4125dca1b92389.8/2108-51.jpg like this ?

[GorePhobia]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Well then it must be YOUR fault!!!!

Ya gotta by em' more packs of candied pies, and stuffed creatures and such.

no it isnt my fault....it happened 2 times out of like 6 girlfriends over the years....the last one I was with for a year but she was fucking someone behind my back and this one is just fucked up cause Im moving soon and she doesnt wanna get too attached b4 i leave

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

makes sense.

[GorePhobia]

yea....i am just the one that gets stuck with the liars and such....I gotta keep an eye open next time...

[Hate_Breeder]

No

[GorePhobia]

how was i owned?

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by GorePhobia
how was i owned?

Dont mind me i just want to add something to this conversation because i never post anymore...and when i do, no one pays attention to what i say anyways lol

[GorePhobia]

lol ur nuts HB....see atleast i pay attention to u

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by GorePhobia
lol ur nuts HB....see atleast i pay attention to u

Hell yes. Hey im sorry about your girlfriend....if you have ever smoked pot before....it helps..dont drink...just smoke a bowl and you'll be happy. Im not trying to get you started but its definetly an upper lol :D

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Hell yes. Hey im sorry about your girlfriend....if you have ever smoked pot before....it helps..dont drink...just smoke a bowl and you'll be happy. Im not trying to get you started but its definetly an upper lol :D

Weed, X, ripping the heads off stray cats...

It's all the same.

[The STE]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Hell yes. Hey im sorry about your girlfriend....if you have ever smoked pot before....it helps..dont drink...just smoke a bowl and you'll be happy. Im not trying to get you started but its definetly an upper lol :D


He's right, ya know. The drinking doesn't help. Or, at least Mike's Hard Lemonade doesn't help.

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Weed, X, ripping the heads off stray cats...

It's all the same.

hahahah yes we all know weed makes you want to kill and castrate everyone you see...because when you smoke marijuana, you will DESTROY EVERYTHING BECAUSE YOU HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY!

[GorePhobia]

i smoke and yes it does help....on a good note...she came over tonight and we had make up sex so we are good now :)

[The STE]

Ah, the makeup sex, that's...








...god, I want sex...*porn*

[GorePhobia]

yes i love it.....muhahahahahaha

[massacre man]

once again
http://www9.yatego.com/images/4125dca1b92389.8/2108-51.jpg

[LilMissScareAll]

Originally posted by Marroe
Plus I don't think many of us are in your area, and if we were we wouldn't be dumb enough to go with someone we don't know. No offence, but that's creepy dude.


I guess I'm the only "dumb" one here then. I've met people off the internet before so I don't see why this is any different. If I were in the area I'd go...I'd be crazy not to go see a free metal concert. :p Besides, I'm so depressed I probably wouldn't even care if he was a psycho.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

If it was a concert with a band that didn't suck, maybe. I'd still bring a knife, I wouldn't have a problem with using it either.

on second thought, I probably wouldn't go...

[GorePhobia]

i'd bring a knife anyway there are too many crazy people out there to come alone with no protection

[Marroe]

Originally posted by GorePhobia
i'd bring a knife anyway there are too many crazy people out there to come alone with no protection Take a knife and a condom, mister;)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by LilMissScareAll
I guess I'm the only "dumb" one here then. I've met people off the internet before so I don't see why this is any different. If I were in the area I'd go...I'd be crazy not to go see a free metal concert. :p Besides, I'm so depressed I probably wouldn't even care if he was a psycho.

why on earth are you so depressed ?

[GorePhobia]

Originally posted by Marroe
Take a knife and a condom, mister;)

well if ur with someone u know but if its a stranger no condom for me atleast im not fucking some dirty bitch i dont know lol

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by ElectricEye72
Any Horror Chicks out there in the NYC area want to accompany a crazy old man like me to go see King Diamond in NYC April 19th? Ive got an extra ticket. No payment for the ticket necessary but ya gotta be a metal/horror freak! Ill buy you a drink! NOTE: You MUST be 21 or over, I aint goin to jail for Gods sake! :D

Die when you die

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Die when you die

The faggots with AIDS are all gonna die, you stuck it up your ass, now your gonna die! DIE WHEN YOU DIE WHEN YOU DIE YOUR GONNA DIE!

[GorePhobia]

holy shit the hostility

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
The faggots with AIDS are all gonna die, you stuck it up your ass, now your gonna die! DIE WHEN YOU DIE WHEN YOU DIE YOUR GONNA DIE!


what the fuck was that ??

[Vodstok]

Wow, im glad i missed all of this...


HB, put down the pipe and back away.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Wow, im glad i missed all of this...


HB, put down the pipe and back away.


if you weren't so busy playing 'hide Mr. Ugly' all weekend with your hot wife, you'd be more involved !!!

[Vodstok]

Yes i was and shame on me :D

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
The faggots with AIDS are all gonna die, you stuck it up your ass, now your gonna die! DIE WHEN YOU DIE WHEN YOU DIE YOUR GONNA DIE! Doug?

[The STE]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Yes i was and shame on me :D

Me too :eek:

[EXTR3MIST]

The faggots with AIDS are all gonna die, you stuck it up your ass, now your gonna die! DIE WHEN YOU DIE WHEN YOU DIE YOUR GONNA DIE!

Come again?

[GorePhobia]

WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!

[The STE]

Originally posted by EXTR3MIST
Come again?

ok. Ggggrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnmmmph...ah...:o :D

[EXTR3MIST]

Now rub it into my ass.

[The STE]

Originally posted by EXTR3MIST
Now rub it into my ass.

*rubs it in your FACE* OMG OWNED2006!!!! DOOD! You just got owned from the FUTURE! OMG WTF!

[GorePhobia]

wow i totally didnt see that coming

[The STE]

Originally posted by GorePhobia
wow i totally didnt see that coming

Of course not, it was from the FUTURE~!!!

[GorePhobia]

Originally posted by The STE
Of course not, it was from the FUTURE~!!!

couldnt I go back to the Future and try to prevent this futuristic Own to happen? or is it just inevitable?

[Hate_Breeder]

HAHAHAH Come on people i thought you had more music knowledge than that......Die when you Die! You know..GG Allin...now i look like a retard hahah

http://matula.hu/oldcontent/gg-mikrofon.jpg

[Elvis_Christ]

hahaha YEH! Great pic hate_breeder!

"She was no woman but she's good enough for me she had that cunt between her legs that's all I ever need........"

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

racist hick motherfucker.

[GorePhobia]

i hate dick heads...who talk trash on women...its degrading

[The STE]

Originally posted by GorePhobia
couldnt I go back to the Future and try to prevent this futuristic Own to happen? or is it just inevitable?

Think Slaughterhouse Five. The own happens. That's how it always will have been.

[GorePhobia]

Originally posted by The STE
Think Slaughterhouse Five. The own happens. That's how it always will have been.

Good answer....Now that you say that....the own happened and there was no stoping it....:)

[The STE]

Originally posted by GorePhobia
Good answer....Now that you say that....the own happened and there was no stoping it....:)

exactly

[massacre man]

*cough* *cough*


wow when i look back at the stuff i said i notice how retarded i am

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by massacre man
*cough* *cough*


wow when i look back at the stuff i said i notice how retarded i am

I know, my earlier posts were just me trying to suck up to everyone.

[The STE]

*shrug* the Future Own was great stuff

[massacre man]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I know, my earlier posts were just me trying to suck up to everyone. i've been posting almost 2 years of nothing but gay jokes and i'm still making those same jokes in every topic

[Angra]

Aaaaauww..... This brings back memories.:) LOL

[filmmaker2]

I was thinking the same thing. This is like uncorking some fine vintage wine, or seeing an old friend you haven't seen in a long while. Gives me a warm fuzzy.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I wish I saved the pm's

[Doc Faustus]

HOLY SHIT, THIS THREAD IS BEAUTIFUL! That guy is ten pounds of desperate in a five pound bag. Thank you for linking this, to share a beautiful moment with us newbs. I'm getting a little misty, guys.

[DarkwingMantis]

Hmmm... Maybe I shouldnt reply because I dont like Metal

[massacre man]

yeah, this is Newb


http://www.d12world.com/board/customavatars/avatar21_0.gif