10 Questions

[Vodstok]

I saw James Lipton getting asked his own questions by Will Farrel, playing James Lipton this morning and laughed my ass off, so i figured i would ask you guys:

1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on?
4. What turns you off?
5. What sound do you love?
6. What sound do you hate?
7. What is your favorite curse word?
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to participate in?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates?


here are my answers:
1. Breast
2. Molest
3. Big Breasts
4. Anything Scatological
5. Any noise my wife makes.
6. A phone ringing
7. Fucking Christ!
8. Acting
9. Proctologist
10. We have free beer on tap in every tree, and George W doesnt get to come in.

[ChEEbA]

1: Monspotinupoglami!
2: Crisps (makes you sound like a lispy retard)
3: Female hips, fire, storms,
4: Surgery videos, pus
5: Thunder, hail, rain, the high pitched racecar-going-by sound.
6: Insistant "feed me" meows, various broken machinery
7: motherfucker
8: Thai Boxing Instructor
9: Geriatric Nursing
10: Ok, you're the new boss, I'm off....cya.

[Vodstok]

I like the last one.:D

[FreddyC.Krueger]

1. Bitch
2. Lol
3. A light switch.
4. Same light switch, only this one has loose, exposed wires and a puddle under your feet.
5. Screaming, though it can get ignoring at times.
6. "So I was all like, no way, and he was all like, yeah, then I was all like..."[Teenage telephone talk]
7. "Holy buttfucker, Batman!" Or just "bitch".
8. Sniper, damn fear of hights.
9. Homosexuality.
10. What are you doing here?

[urgeok]

1. What is your favorite word? Free
2. What is your least favorite word? Lets just say .. it starts with N and its racist.

3. What turns you on? a turned on woman
4. What turns you off? stupidity and ignorance
5. What sound do you love? rain and thunder
6. What sound do you hate? baby crying (it distresses me)
7. What is your favorite curse word? fucker
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt?
filmmaker - or photographer
9. What profession would you not like to participate in? politics

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates?


'so... you didnt believe in me eh ? no fucking problem !!! come on in, have a beer and meet the girls'

[Angelakillsluts]

1. What is your favorite word? Fuck
2. What is your least favorite word? Moist
3. What turns you on? Storms (physically it would be nice smile and nice shoulders)
4. What turns you off? Arrogance, Bad Breath
5. What sound do you love? Fire crackling
6. What sound do you hate? Phone ringing
7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck, of course
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt? Acting
9. What profession would you not like to participate in? Teaching
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates? You know...Out of all my children, you're my favorite.

[newb]

1. What is your favorite word?..VACATION
2. What is your least favorite word?..WORK
3. What turns you on?..A NAKED WOMAN
4. What turns you off?..SMOKING
5. What sound do you love?..BEER POURING INTO A GLASS
6. What sound do you hate?..HIGH PITCHED DOG BARK
7. What is your favorite curse word?..SHIT
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt?..BEER TASTER
9. What profession would you not like to participate in?...PLUMBER
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates?...WELCOME TO THE TOGA PARTY, THE KEGS ON YOUR RIGHT.

[Vodstok]

The answers to question 10 are the best :)

[Death By Jell-O]

1. What is your favorite word? Catharsis
2. What is your least favorite word? Oops
3. What turns you on? Midgets
4. What turns you off? 70's Porn Bush
5. What sound do you love? Psssst.....The sound of a beer opening
6. What sound do you hate? Baby Crying
7. What is your favorite curse word? All Of Them
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt? Musician
9. What profession would you not like to participate in? Gynocology
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates? Did you enjoy your vaction? You said you would be back eons ago and I've been stuck doing YOUR job...

[meetthecreeper]

1. Fuck- as a verb
2. Tax
3. a womans ass
4. a mans ass
5. silence
6. the phone ringing
7. Asshead
8. Indie film director
9. OB/GYN- now think about this guys, why is a woman going there in the first place, it aint for social issues. Other than that Steeplejack.
10. Your at the wrong place, the elevator going down is over there.

[Iniquity]

1. What is your favorite word? lil one *yeah I know its two words but the go together*

2. What is your least favorite word? Cunt

3. What turns you on? Aggressiveness

4. What turns you off? Inhibition

5. What sound do you love? Whimpers

6. What sound do you hate? Bones Cracking

7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck

8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt? Donald Trump’s Apprentice

9. What profession would you not like to participate in? The person who is responsible for sniffing arm pits to check and see if the 24 hour protection really lasts.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates? So you are the fucker that’s been getting all those women to say my name!

[LilMissScareAll]

1. What is your favorite word? moron
2. What is your least favorite word? i dunno.
3. What turns you on? nothing
4. What turns you off? everything
5. What sound do you love? music(metal)
6. What sound do you hate? uhh...country music.
7. What is your favorite curse word? i dunno.
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt? actress/horror movie script writing/being in a metal band
9. What profession would you not like to participate in? what i'm doing now, and any other job i've had in the past. and anything where i had to deal with the public, because i'd probably end up killing somebody.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates? "hi shauna...welcome to heaven."? though i don't think i'm a good enough person to get to heaven.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by LilMissScareAll
3. What turns you on? nothing



wow .. thats sad

[Gren the cake]

1. What is your favorite word? kristin
2. What is your least favorite word? ...i dunno
3. What turns you on? beautiful white boys who r good with their hands!
4. What turns you off? the oposide of #3
5. What sound do you love? sexy man voice
6. What sound do you hate? that sound that plastic makes when it rubs hard against plastic
7. What is your favorite curse word? fuck?
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt? teacher
9. What profession would you not like to participate in? anything behind a desk with too many puters
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates? harrow!

[The STE]

1. What is your favorite word?
it's close between quagmire and masticate

2. What is your least favorite word?
sporadic

3. What turns you on?
asian chicks

4. What turns you off?
hair

5. What sound do you love?
I dunno

6. What sound do you hate?
someone popping their gum

7. What is your favorite curse word?
meecrob

8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt?
Gigolo, or the guy in Guam who goes around traveling the countryside deflowering virgins

9. What profession would you not like to participate in?
goat ball licker

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"You were right about everything"

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by The STE

9. What profession would you not like to participate in?
goat ball licker


I didn't know that was profession

[Sedated_replica]

1. What is your favorite word?
Fuck

2. What is your least favorite word?
Republican

3. What turns you on?
Creativity

4. What turns you off?
Boring people

5. What sound do you love?
Guitar feedback

6. What sound do you hate?
Most music

7. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck you

8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt?
Painter or artist

9. What profession would you not like to participate in?
working in a office for a Corporation

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates?

"you don't need to worry anymore"

[The STE]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
I didn't know that was profession

In those really rural areas of the world, you've gotta keep the goats happy. Best way to do that is to work the balls

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by The STE
In those really rural areas of the world, you've gotta keep the goats happy. Best way to do that is to work the balls

haha, only from you man. I would never think of that shit

[LilMissScareAll]

Originally posted by urgeok
wow .. thats sad


why?

[massacre man]

1. What is your favorite word?-Rawr
2. What is your least favorite word?-Rawn
3. What turns you on?-the on button
4. What turns you off?-the off button
5. What sound do you love?-the on button
6. What sound do you hate?-the off button
7. What is your favorite curse word?-button
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt?-on button operator
9. What profession would you not like to participate in?-off button operator
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates?-i think it's time you told me what's in those spices,kearnal

[Tat2]

1. What is your favorite word?
Fuck.
2. What is your least favorite word?
youoweme.
3. What turns you on?
Very light blue eyes, long hair and a nice ass!
4. What turns you off?
Paying bills
5. What sound do you love?
Drums
6. What sound do you hate?
Screaming kid(s)
7. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt?
Professional Scuba Diver
9. What profession would you not like to participate in?
Janitor
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates?
I'm gonna send you back as an inmortal...ohh, and here's 200 million dollars to get you started!


:D

[Marroe]

1. What is your favorite word? Yeesh!
2. What is your least favorite word? pootang
3. What turns you on? Arms & Aqua di gio (*drooling*)
4. What turns you off? Stinky people
5. What sound do you love? Wind chimes
6. What sound do you hate? Trains
7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuckered
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt? Wanna be a rock star, baby!!!
9. What profession would you not like to participate in? Anything that involves getting dirty
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates? "Nice to see you made it!"

[AUSTIN316426808]

What is your favorite word?- yes/quon(Jerry Maguire)

What is your least favorite word?- can't

What turns you on?- lips

What turns you off?- arrogance

What sound do you love?- rain

What sound do you hate?- babys crying

What is your favorite curse word?- fuck(I usually just settle for a middle finger.)

What profession,other than yours,would you like to attempt?- filmmaker/writer

What profession would you not like to participate in?- politics

If heaven exist,what would you like God to say,when you arrive at the pearly gates?- yeah right,don't even waste my time...... wait wait wait I'm just fucking with you,go get a drink and make yourself at home.

[DarkwingMantis]

1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on?
4. What turns you off?
5. What sound do you love?
6. What sound do you hate?
7. What is your favorite curse word?
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to participate in?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates?



1 - After seeing Napolean Dynamite its currently "Gosh"

2 - Its more a phrase "Now what I mean"

3 - A keen argument

4 - Stupidity

5 - Clicking

6 - My sister in laws Voice

7 - Fucker

8 - President! BOOYAH!

9 - sewer diver

10 - Heres the keys to the car, and the angels are at your disposal!

[Angelakillsluts]

Actually I changed my mind. I'd rather have god say "Welcome to Heaven, Feel free to come and go as you please"

not that it matters... damnit. :p

[urgeok]

Originally posted by LilMissScareAll
why?

nothing turns you on ???
and you dont find that sad ?

its the whole point of being alive !

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Iniquity


10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates? So you are the fucker that’s been getting all those women to say my name!

LOL
that's a good one.

[MisterSadistro]

1. What is your favorite word? smile
2. What is your least favorite word? finished
3. What turns you on? big brown eyes
4. What turns you off? boringness
5. What sound do you love? old Red Hot Chili Peppers
6. What sound do you hate? commercials
7. What is your favorite curse word? goddammit !
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt? massage therapy
9. What profession would you not like to participate in? cortroom artist
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates? It's about time I can take my break. Do a better job this time than I did.
CK

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro

2. What is your least favorite word? finished


what's wrong with that?it usually means you're done working.

and about your sig,who was the idiot that disagreed?

[Angra]

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates?


"So Angra.... What´s the meaning of life??:confused: "





:cool:

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by LilMissScareAll
[B
3. What turns you on? nothing/B]

I bet DraculaInDallas could find a way to turn you on :p ;) :D

[MisterSadistro]

what's wrong with that?it usually means you're done working and about your sig,who was the idiot that disagreed?
Sometimes being done making love to a beautiful woman, writing some killer music fir a film, having a chocolate shake, etc is "finished". The ending of something good is never what I like to hear about.
As for the sig, that was a goof on Gren/Fluff. In case you don't know, we go back quite a bit and were jokesters in our day. Sorry if you missed our "fight", but it was probably the most watched about event here in a long time. It was all staged really, but I couldn't have done it without her :)
CK

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
Sometimes being done making love to a beautiful woman, writing some killer music fir a film, having a chocolate shake, etc is "finished". The ending of something good is never what I like to hear about.
As for the sig, that was a goof on Gren/Fluff. In case you don't know, we go back quite a bit and were jokesters in our day. Sorry if you missed our "fight", but it was probably the most watched about event here in a long time. It was all staged really, but I couldn't have done it without her :)
CK

I get what you're saying about being finished with things you have fun doing and the thing I said about the sig was a joke.

so gren is fluff and you must be vamp right? or I'm I just really confused, I remember the staged fight you're talking about and I could've swore that was Vampenguin/The Return.

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by Vodstok

1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on?
4. What turns you off?
5. What sound do you love?
6. What sound do you hate?
7. What is your favorite curse word?
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to participate in?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates?

1. Hey
2. Closure
3. A beautiful woman with dark hair, dark eyes, sexy full lips and she knows how to use them :p :D
4. Complainers
5. A woman having an orgasm
6. Alarm clock in the morning
7. Fuck
8. Professional hockey player / Astronaut
9. Any office job
10. Welcome to heaven, this is Ingrid Pitt, she's all yours, do anything you want to her :p :D

[MisterSadistro]

so gren is fluff and you must be vamp right? or I'm I just really confused, I remember the staged fight you're talking about and I could've swore that was Vampenguin/The Return.
Nope. DarthVonPokemon, more known as DVP for short. Several bannings and identity changes have brought me to my current name now LOL
CK
fuck ! I'm hungry for a burrito at the moment...

[Gren the cake]

its 10 out of 10 u schmuck

HAHAHHAAH!! ^_^

austin - me and dvp did the first fight. the return/vamp did a mockish type of fight with.. furball of thrils? or whoever it was, me forgets ^_^. me sleepy

[MisterSadistro]

Who cares ? Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and no one has ever pulled off the public fight of public lovers like we did LOL. The world is now a safer and more boring place since. I weep for the future. Some day, if you all are lucky, we'll stage somethingg that good again ;)
CK

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
its 10 out of 10 u schmuck

HAHAHHAAH!! ^_^

austin - me and dvp did the first fight. the return/vamp did a mockish type of fight with.. furball of thrils? or whoever it was, me forgets ^_^. me sleepy

I remember now, I was completely confused.

[Gren the cake]

^_^ happens to me all the time

[MisterSadistro]

I gotta come up with some new material ASAP. This place has been a friggin' morgue lately. Nine and KPro ! Come back ! We need a catalyst !
CK

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
I gotta come up with some new material ASAP. This place has been a friggin' morgue lately. Nine and KPro ! Come back ! We need a catalyst !
CK

I know what you mean I can ramble on and on in a thread but can never come up with one myself.

I think since I've been here(Oct. '03) I've made about 10-15 threads.

[gnarly]

Originally posted by Vodstok

1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on?
4. What turns you off?
5. What sound do you love?
6. What sound do you hate?
7. What is your favorite curse word?
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to participate in?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates?


1.die
2.crunch
3.girls
4.fester
5.girls moaning
6.babys crying
7.that guys a fuck
8.horror movie director
9.anul docter
10.gnarly death has died and there are to many evil soals down on earth, im going to give you the power to go back to earth and send the evil soals to hell.

[taylorsmommy]

Originally posted by Vodstok
1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on?
4. What turns you off?
5. What sound do you love?
6. What sound do you hate?
7. What is your favorite curse word?
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to participate in?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates?


1. Love
2. Hate
3. A beautiful sunset or sunrise
4. Prejudice
5. A baby's laughter
6. Vacuum cleaner or people arguing
7. Jackass!
8. Veterinarian
9. Politician
10. Here's a buffet with all your favorite foods and they have no calories or fat content!

BTW, Vod, I love Inside the Actor's Studio. Did you see the one with Robin Williams? I almost peed my pants I was laughing so hard!

[Vodstok]

I only caught part of it. i usually have too short an attention span to sit through an entire episode, but i mananged to when they had the cast of the simpsons. greatest Episode Ever.


9.anul docter
10.gnarly death has died and there are to many evil soals down on earth, im going to give you the power to go back to earth and send the evil soals to hell.


not to be too, uhh, anal, but it is anal. unless you dont want to be a doctor that does anullments.

I think saint peter knows how to spell "soul"


I know, im a grammar nazi. Get it straight and i will leave you alone :)

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by taylorsmommy

I love Inside the Actor's Studio. Did you see the one with Robin Williams? I almost peed my pants I was laughing so hard!

I love Inside the Actor's Studio, I try to watch it every week,my favorite episode is a three way tie between Robin Williams,Johnny Depp and Will Farrel.

[taylorsmommy]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
I love Inside the Actor's Studio, I try to watch it every week,my favorite episode is a three way tie between Robin Williams,Johnny Depp and Will Farrel.

Yeah, the one with Johnny Depp was good, too! I don't think I saw the one with Will Farrell. If I did, I've forgotten about it.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by taylorsmommy
Yeah, the one with Johnny Depp was good, too! I don't think I saw the one with Will Farrell. If I did, I've forgotten about it.

I don't remember much from it besides him acting like James Lipton.

[hellfire1]

1. what is your favorite word ? - "saucy."

2. what is your least favorite word ? - hmm... tie between "cock" and/or "pussy." can't bring myself to say either.

3. what turns you on ? - assertiveness.

4. what turns you off ? - feet.

5. what sound do you love ? - growling ;)

6. what sound do you hate ? - the ticking of a clock or water dripping somewhere. edit : oh yeah... the sound of someone chewing with their mouth open... grrr.. this also be the answer to question 4.

7. what is your favorite curse word ? - either "fuck me" or "et merde"... yeah, i've been living here too long.

8. what profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt ? - film critic/journalist.

9. what profession would you not like to participate ? - anything that involves having to speak in front of a lot of people.

10. if heaven exists, what would you like god to say when you arrive at the pearly gates ? - "afraid of heights and hates the sunlight and she comes HERE... pff... stupid human."

[dantehorrorfan]

1.asshole 2.the "n" word 3.legs=women=human 4.feet i hate feet 5.growling 6.my damn dog barking in the back yard when im trying to sleep i just want to shoot the damn dog 7.jackass 8. pilot or a horror movie director 9. a teacher i hate kids whiney basterds 10.Hi uh........im gonna go back to hell now lol just kidding how bout i leave that alone till i die:)

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Vodstok
I only caught part of it. i usually have too short an attention span to sit through an entire episode, but i mananged to when they had the cast of the simpsons. greatest Episode Ever.
the only one i've seen

[GorePhobia]

1. What is your favorite word? Amazing

2. What is your least favorite word? Same Difference

3. What turns you on? girl sucking on my neck.

4. What turns you off? Bad Smells

5. What sound do you love? Breaking Benjamin's music!

6. What sound do you hate? old people sex

7. What is your favorite curse word? Cunt!!

8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt? Computer Design....(I am a Director by heart tho)

9. What profession would you not like to participate in? Cum Dumpster (Cleaning the Jack-Off Booths)

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates? Yes.....HONEY WE GOT ONE....WE GOT AN AWESOME DIRECTOR....FINALLY!

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

1. What is your favorite word? die
2. What is your least favorite word? nigger
3. What turns you on? everything
4. What turns you off? stupidity
5. What sound do you love? rain
6. What sound do you hate? barking
7. What is your favorite curse word? fuck
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt? Acting
9. What profession would you not like to participate in? Too many to choose.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates? I know what you're thinking, but you're not totally fucked.

[ItsAlive75]

What's your favorite word? trident
What's your least favorite word? tex-mex (not really word)
What turns you on? Blondes
What turns you off? children
What sound do you love? a fart (sorry)
What sound do you hate? Kids crying
What's your favorite curse word? Fuckass
What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt? musician
What profession would you not like to participate in? Dump truck guy
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you reach the pearly gates? The Hawkeyes just won the Rose Bowl. I Tivo'ed it for ya.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
1. What is your favorite word? die
2. What is your least favorite word? nigger
3. What turns you on? everything
4. What turns you off? stupidity
5. What sound do you love? rain
6. What sound do you hate? barking
7. What is your favorite curse word? fuck
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt? Acting
9. What profession would you not like to participate in? Too many to choose.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates? I know what you're thinking, but you're not totally fucked.

you obviously didn't mean it in a bad way, but it would be better if you just refered to it as the n word.

[LilMissScareAll]

Originally posted by urgeok
nothing turns you on ???
and you dont find that sad ?

its the whole point of being alive !


Maybe I shouldn't be alive then. :p haha.
I guess some things would turn me on...not much, though.

[LilMissScareAll]

Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
I bet DraculaInDallas could find a way to turn you on :p ;) :D

Maybe :p

[urgeok]

Originally posted by LilMissScareAll
Maybe I shouldn't be alive then. :p haha.
I guess some things would turn me on...not much, though.



like a feather duster tickling your bum ?

[GorePhobia]

u should stay alive LMSA ur amazingly beautiful :)

[LilMissScareAll]

Originally posted by GorePhobia
u should stay alive LMSA ur amazingly beautiful :)


Not true...but thanks anyway.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by LilMissScareAll
Not true...but thanks anyway.

you look good to me.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by LilMissScareAll
Not true...but thanks anyway.


you're way too modest

[GorePhobia]

i think its true....