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darrick
02-08-2005, 01:55 PM
Dear K-aos of the matted, rainbowed, foetid, clown hair
with various appendages becoming frayed...

i have never been more sure that Magick works! that Dread Cthulhu does exist! and that there are fundamental principles, within our consciousness and beyond it, that destroy "reality" as we know. that concoction you brewed up, such a strange colored elixir, was extremely potent. and our ritual we embarked upon drew Our Drowned Lord to this plane. i relate this knowledge in the hopes that others will join our struggle. My
Cult of Cthulhu overflows with the slime of transcendence. i encourage everyone to join in our efforts to sip the "unreal" from the Great Octopoid's greenish black grail...

you are correct,
Dear -aos of the matted, rainbowed, foetid, clown hair
with various appendages becoming frayed...,
when you tell me you have seen things "differently" of late. "through the meditations of the black glass, things have begun to reveal themselves to me. not only did i see them, but they saw me. i performed the necessary gestures, but it may not have done me any good. however, the ebony wand will force them to submit to my WILL!!!" K-bones

hopefully, we have not said too much. you might think K and I are insane... but i can assure you we are not. the work on Empire of Satanis progresses. a few others believe in Him now as well. The third playtesting will be on this next Sunday the 13th, an auspicious occasion to be sure. check the game out here: http://www.grumblingdwarf.com/forum/files.asp

email me back to reserve a space at the table of Satanis the Crimson God. [email protected]

even now i find myself wanting to dance the crazy puppet dance. i cannot see the strings but we both know they exist in a darkness which has always been felt. the all-supreme jig that the universe itself dances to!!!


Darrick David Dishaw, High Priest of the Cult of Cthulhu

urgeok
02-08-2005, 01:56 PM
i feel like i'm right next door to a Star Trek fan convention

Angra
02-08-2005, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by darrick
Dear K-aos of the matted, rainbowed, foetid, clown hair
with various appendages becoming frayed...

i have never been more sure that Magick works! that Dread Cthulhu does exist! and that there are fundamental principles, within our consciousness and beyond it, that destroy "reality" as we know. that concoction you brewed up, such a strange colored elixir, was extremely potent. and our ritual we embarked upon drew Our Drowned Lord to this plane. i relate this knowledge in the hopes that others will join our struggle. My
Cult of Cthulhu overflows with the slime of transcendence. i encourage everyone to join in our efforts to sip the "unreal" from the Great Octopoid's greenish black grail...

you are correct,
Dear -aos of the matted, rainbowed, foetid, clown hair
with various appendages becoming frayed...,
when you tell me you have seen things "differently" of late. "through the meditations of the black glass, things have begun to reveal themselves to me. not only did i see them, but they saw me. i performed the necessary gestures, but it may not have done me any good. however, the ebony wand will force them to submit to my WILL!!!" K-bones

hopefully, we have not said too much. you might think K and I are insane... but i can assure you we are not. the work on Empire of Satanis progresses. a few others believe in Him now as well. The third playtesting will be on this next Sunday the 13th, an auspicious occasion to be sure. check the game out here: http://www.grumblingdwarf.com/forum/files.asp

email me back to reserve a space at the table of Satanis the Crimson God. [email protected]

even now i find myself wanting to dance the crazy puppet dance. i cannot see the strings but we both know they exist in a darkness which has always been felt. the all-supreme jig that the universe itself dances to!!!


Darrick David Dishaw, High Priest of the Cult of Cthulhu


Keep dancing, puppet... Psch!:cool:

ItsAlive75
02-08-2005, 02:06 PM
I don't think :confused: does enough justice for how I feel.

If only I could post an interprative dance right now.

Sedated_replica
02-08-2005, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by darrick
Dear K-aos of the matted, rainbowed, foetid, clown hair
with various appendages becoming frayed...

i have never been more sure that Magick works! that Dread Cthulhu does exist! and that there are fundamental principles, within our consciousness and beyond it, that destroy "reality" as we know. that concoction you brewed up, such a strange colored elixir, was extremely potent. and our ritual we embarked upon drew Our Drowned Lord to this plane. i relate this knowledge in the hopes that others will join our struggle. My
Cult of Cthulhu overflows with the slime of transcendence. i encourage everyone to join in our efforts to sip the "unreal" from the Great Octopoid's greenish black grail...

you are correct,
Dear -aos of the matted, rainbowed, foetid, clown hair
with various appendages becoming frayed...,
when you tell me you have seen things "differently" of late. "through the meditations of the black glass, things have begun to reveal themselves to me. not only did i see them, but they saw me. i performed the necessary gestures, but it may not have done me any good. however, the ebony wand will force them to submit to my WILL!!!" K-bones

hopefully, we have not said too much. you might think K and I are insane... but i can assure you we are not. the work on Empire of Satanis progresses. a few others believe in Him now as well. The third playtesting will be on this next Sunday the 13th, an auspicious occasion to be sure. check the game out here: http://www.grumblingdwarf.com/forum/files.asp

email me back to reserve a space at the table of Satanis the Crimson God. [email protected]

even now i find myself wanting to dance the crazy puppet dance. i cannot see the strings but we both know they exist in a darkness which has always been felt. the all-supreme jig that the universe itself dances to!!!


Darrick David Dishaw, High Priest of the Cult of Cthulhu

How about Not.....

MisterSadistro
02-08-2005, 03:17 PM
I roll an 8 sided dice ! Dungeon Master says noobs with dumb suggestions should have their genitalia eaten by orcs !
WTF ?
CK

kpropain
02-08-2005, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by darrick
Dear K-aos of the matted, rainbowed, foetid, clown hair
with various appendages becoming frayed...

i have never been more sure that Magick works! that Dread Cthulhu does exist! and that there are fundamental principles, within our consciousness and beyond it, that destroy "reality" as we know. that concoction you brewed up, such a strange colored elixir, was extremely potent. and our ritual we embarked upon drew Our Drowned Lord to this plane. i relate this knowledge in the hopes that others will join our struggle. My
Cult of Cthulhu overflows with the slime of transcendence. i encourage everyone to join in our efforts to sip the "unreal" from the Great Octopoid's greenish black grail...

you are correct,
Dear -aos of the matted, rainbowed, foetid, clown hair
with various appendages becoming frayed...,
when you tell me you have seen things "differently" of late. "through the meditations of the black glass, things have begun to reveal themselves to me. not only did i see them, but they saw me. i performed the necessary gestures, but it may not have done me any good. however, the ebony wand will force them to submit to my WILL!!!" K-bones

hopefully, we have not said too much. you might think K and I are insane... but i can assure you we are not. the work on Empire of Satanis progresses. a few others believe in Him now as well. The third playtesting will be on this next Sunday the 13th, an auspicious occasion to be sure. check the game out here: http://www.grumblingdwarf.com/forum/files.asp

email me back to reserve a space at the table of Satanis the Crimson God. [email protected]

even now i find myself wanting to dance the crazy puppet dance. i cannot see the strings but we both know they exist in a darkness which has always been felt. the all-supreme jig that the universe itself dances to!!!


Darrick David Dishaw, High Priest of the Cult of Cthulhu

FUCK YOU

Sedated_replica
02-08-2005, 03:27 PM
I'M PINCHING YOU'RE FACE!!!

MisterSadistro
02-08-2005, 03:36 PM
Sorry, but I just had to add this as well:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/darthvonpokemon/DVPmagic.jpg
CK

mothermold
02-08-2005, 10:43 PM
Originally posted by darrick
Dear K-aos of the matted, rainbowed, foetid, clown hair
with various appendages becoming frayed...

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...right.okay turn the oven on,blow the pilots out and go to sleep...

Sedated_replica
02-09-2005, 12:46 AM
Where the fuck do these people come from?

Vodstok
02-09-2005, 04:07 AM
Originally posted by MisterSadistro
I roll an 8 sided dice ! Dungeon Master says noobs with dumb suggestions should have their genitalia eaten by orcs !
WTF ?
CK 8 sided? 8 SIded!?!


Wtf do you know... that was a percintile roll if i have ever seen one. That and maybe 2 6 sided and a 4 sided.

And orcs? cmon.. Goblins, maybe, maybe even a steel dragons but not orcs, cmon, dude....

Where are my cheetoes?

DarkwingMantis
02-09-2005, 09:06 PM
Huh????

Sedated_replica
02-09-2005, 09:36 PM
HAHA!

urgeok
02-09-2005, 11:09 PM
there is definately a 'King of the Nerds' vibe happening here

AUSTIN316426808
02-10-2005, 12:24 AM
Originally posted by darrick
Dear K-aos of the matted, rainbowed, foetid, clown hair
with various appendages becoming frayed...

i have never been more sure that Magick works! that Dread Cthulhu does exist! and that there are fundamental principles, within our consciousness and beyond it, that destroy "reality" as we know. that concoction you brewed up, such a strange colored elixir, was extremely potent. and our ritual we embarked upon drew Our Drowned Lord to this plane. i relate this knowledge in the hopes that others will join our struggle. My
Cult of Cthulhu overflows with the slime of transcendence. i encourage everyone to join in our efforts to sip the "unreal" from the Great Octopoid's greenish black grail...

you are correct,
Dear -aos of the matted, rainbowed, foetid, clown hair
with various appendages becoming frayed...,
when you tell me you have seen things "differently" of late. "through the meditations of the black glass, things have begun to reveal themselves to me. not only did i see them, but they saw me. i performed the necessary gestures, but it may not have done me any good. however, the ebony wand will force them to submit to my WILL!!!" K-bones

hopefully, we have not said too much. you might think K and I are insane... but i can assure you we are not. the work on Empire of Satanis progresses. a few others believe in Him now as well. The third playtesting will be on this next Sunday the 13th, an auspicious occasion to be sure. check the game out here: http://www.grumblingdwarf.com/forum/files.asp

email me back to reserve a space at the table of Satanis the Crimson God. [email protected]

even now i find myself wanting to dance the crazy puppet dance. i cannot see the strings but we both know they exist in a darkness which has always been felt. the all-supreme jig that the universe itself dances to!!!


Darrick David Dishaw, High Priest of the Cult of Cthulhu

Alllllllllllllllllll righty then.

filmmaker2
02-10-2005, 06:32 AM
Bash him all you want, guys, but ya gotta admit....that is a seriously messed-up rant of epic proportions. Anyone who yammers like that can't be all bad.

urgeok
02-10-2005, 06:33 AM
Originally posted by filmmaker2
Bash him all you want, guys, but ya gotta admit....that is a seriously messed-up rant of epic proportions. Anyone who yammers like that can't be all bad.

yeah ..whatever.. i think he needs to get out more.

kpropain
02-10-2005, 06:35 AM
Originally posted by filmmaker2
Bash him all you want, guys, but ya gotta admit....that is a seriously messed-up rant of epic proportions. Anyone who yammers like that can't be all bad.

No, bottom line is he's just a fucking idiot.

AUSTIN316426808
02-10-2005, 06:42 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
yeah ..whatever.. i think he needs to get out more.

my thoughts exactly, but who am I to talk, I sit at a desk all day that contains a computer,mini fridge,dvd player,playstation2 and tv.

urgeok
02-10-2005, 06:44 AM
Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
my thoughts exactly, but who am I to talk, I sit at a desk all day that contains a computer,mini fridge,dvd player,playstation2 and tv.

well, there's 'need to get out' and there's 'NEED TO GET OUT'

filmmaker2
02-10-2005, 06:51 AM
(sigh)

Aw, well, I suppose you're right.

AUSTIN316426808
02-10-2005, 06:53 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
well, there's 'need to get out' and there's 'NEED TO GET OUT'

well at least I'm working three quarters of the time I'm sitting here.