Chopping Mall

[The Mothman]

is this any good? if so, is it gory?

http://www.alyon.org/generale/theatre/cinema/affiches_cinema/c/cap-chr/chopping_mall.jpg

[urgeok]

i think there was one gore scene (and it was dumb)

i remember seeing it years ago and not being impressed at all.

[The_Return]

Cant say anything bout the quality of the movie....but that is one friggin kool poster!

[Sedated_replica]

LOL! What is that a Killer Robot? ...... Shopping for humans....

[The Mothman]

I dunno, but I saw the dvd, and that poster is the cover of it, and I thought it looked ok. just needed your guys's advice on whether to get it or not. So far it sounds like it's not so good.

[42ndStreetFreak]

Lots of fun, with a few nice cameos as well.
And a GREAT exploding head, right into the camera.

[IDrinkYourBlood]

It is such a LAME movie I repeat LAME. L-A-M-E!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[knife_fight]

I like Chopping Mall a lot. the robot hand is b/c the plot is this:

the local Shopping mall has some new Security Robots installed. A group of mischievous teens stay in the mall after it closes (kinda like in The Funhouse). the new security system goes a bit awry, to say the least....

I'm gonna have to recommend it, against my better judgement

[42ndStreetFreak]

Originally posted by knife_fight
I like Chopping Mall a lot.

I'm gonna have to recommend it, against my better judgement

Nothing wrong with that. I'd rather have a million of these little fun romps than just one big budget shit fest like "Urban Legend".

And any film with cameos by Paul Bartel, Dick Miller and Mary Woronov and features bouncing Barbara Crampton...AS WELL AS a great exploding head...is worth a pick up at this price.

[BH14]

Urban Legend!! Tara Reid, Joshuna Jackson, Jared Leto, Robert England (freddy), hot Rebecca Gayheart!! I dont know what all the fuss was about. I seen it 9 times. It rules!!!!!

[Elvis_Christ]

Great fucking movie aka Killbots. It isn't overly gorey more tongue in cheek fun but there is a couple of great deaths!

[The Mothman]

ok. I might get it.

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by BH14
Urban Legend!! Tara Reid, Joshuna Jackson, Jared Leto, Robert England (freddy), hot Rebecca Gayheart!! I dont know what all the fuss was about. I seen it 9 times. It rules!!!!! I agree with freak on this one. i watched it on Sci-fi the other night out of sheer morbid curiosity, and there isnt enough monkey cock on earth to represent how much this movie sucked it. It was like they took the worst parts of I know what you did last summer and Scream, mixed them together, filtered out any charm and intelligence either had, then slapped on a retarded "Urban Legends in real life" theme and filmed it. Half the fucking murders WERENT even legends!

[IDrinkYourBlood]

Originally posted by Vodstok
I agree with freak on this one. i watched it on Sci-fi the other night out of sheer morbid curiosity, and there isnt enough monkey cock on earth to represent how much this movie sucked it. It was like they took the worst parts of I know what you did last summer and Scream, mixed them together, filtered out any charm and intelligence either had, then slapped on a retarded "Urban Legends in real life" theme and filmed it. Half the fucking murders WERENT even legends! I know what you did last summer and Scream had Intelligence and charm? And what about Urban Legend 2, that went even waaaay further from being any sort of legend, it was just the guy in a fencing mask.

[42ndStreetFreak]

Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
I know what you did last summer and Scream had Intelligence and charm? And what about Urban Legend 2, that went even waaaay further from being any sort of legend, it was just the guy in a fencing mask.

Well..."I Know What..." is almost as shit as "Urban Legend", but the first "Scream" was actually pretty intelligent and a very good film.
It's just all the shit that came after it (including it's awful sequels) that let the side down.

At least "Chopping Mall" was lots of fun and it was probably made for less than Sarah Michelle Geller's appearence fee.

[EXTR3MIST]

I thought Urban Legend was better than the rest of the post-modern slashers (for reasons that I won't get into like decent performances, good sets and some rather shocking death scenes), including the odiously smug Scream.

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by EXTR3MIST
I thought Urban Legend was better than the rest of the post-modern slashers (for reasons that I won't get into like decent performances, good sets and some rather shocking death scenes), including the odiously smug Scream.

Scream was much better than Urban Legends.

[Vodstok]

You didnt think Urban Legends was smug?

And dont use a "theme" for your movie if you dont stick to it. if the movie is about a guy who kills people by beating them to death with bamboo shoots, is called "bamboo" and half the murders are committed with poison and a gun, then it has failed on it's theme. UL did the same thing.

[The_Return]

Originally posted by Vodstok
You didnt think Urban Legends was smug?

And dont use a "theme" for your movie if you dont stick to it. if the movie is about a guy who kills people by beating them to death with bamboo shoots, is called "bamboo" and half the murders are committed with poison and a gun, then it has failed on it's theme. UL did the same thing.

I cant say that I liked this movie much....but as far as I could tell, they were all based on actual legends, what are you talking about? Check out www.snopes.com , you'll find them all there.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

It's horrible, don't watch it ever.

[The Mothman]

It's horrible, don't watch it ever.

that's ok, but NO ONE would trust your opinion, because your an Evil Dead hating ASSHOLE.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

:rolleyes:

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by The Mothman
that's ok, but NO ONE would trust your opinion, because your an Evil Dead hating ASSHOLE.

thats funny. But seriously how could anyone hate Evil Dead?

Its like saying The Beatles suck. If you say that you can't NEVER speak about music ever again.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I haven't seen the first one but the other two were way too cheesy for my taste.

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I haven't seen the first one but the other two were way too cheesy for my taste.

its suppose too be funny. Do you take yourself that seriously

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

just because it's supposed to be cheesy doesn't mean I should like it...

[42ndStreetFreak]

"The Evil Dead" is excellent..."The Beatles" are amazingly overrated.

[Sedated_replica]

Sure maybe somewhat overrated.

But Amazingly overrated, that is ignorant. The Beatles wrote some of the best songs of all time.

maybe you could explain what is so overrated about them?

[42ndStreetFreak]

explain what is so overrated about them?


..Because they DIDN'T write some of the best songs of all time! :p :p :p

that is ignorant.

Is it!!? I'd prefer to say 'that is unbiased taste'.


"The Evil Dead"...that's good though, and a much better film than Ringo is a drummer! :p :p :p

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by 42ndStreetFreak
Is it!!? I'd prefer to say 'that is unbiased taste'.

You sir, may know a lot about movies! but music wise, you might as well not reply.

Name a band or song writter that is better than the beatles.

Plus when it comes too Song Struture, Melody, lyrics, and talent. The Beatles are still in the top Ten. MOST musicians would agree as well.

[ChEEbA]

I gotta step in here. I have to say that if I saw the 2nd and 3rd evil dead, I wouldn't have a great urge to see the first one.

However, being as it is that I HAVE seen the first one,(and even though I didn't mind the other two, the first is still my favourite, and the best by far - much crazier.) I should tell you that it would be too bad to miss out on it.
And if you see that one, and hate it too...yeah, then you pretty much suck.

[42ndStreetFreak]

Replica: Yes, but i obviously don't agree with all that because I don't like (hardly any) of their songs.

If i did like all their songs then i would agree. But as I don't, then i don't.

Circles they go round and round.


"The Rolling Stones" were better at the time.



But anyway..."Chopping Mall". Good fun. Check iit out.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
You sir, may know a lot about movies! but music wise, you might as well not reply.

Name a band or song writter that is better than the beatles.

Plus when it comes too Song Struture, Melody, lyrics, and talent. The Beatles are still in the top Ten. MOST musicians would agree as well.


i think at this day and age - the beatles are the most underrated band ever. I dont listen to them much but when i do I'm always amazed how good they are and now much they are taken for granted now.

and its true .. almost every musician is either influenced by the beatles, or by someone else who is.

[42ndStreetFreak]

And the The Beatles were influenced by decades of music and artists before them. Ho hum.

And without Blues there would not have been any Rock n Roll which means there would not have been any Beatles.

So all this 'influence' stuff is totally pointless unless you want to go back to when a caveman banged a rock on another rock and liked the sound he heard..as without that, there would also be no Beatles.

And like the Royal Family, if you lot like them all so much feel free to keep them.
DO NOT let the drab Paul McCartney leave America as i for one could do without another out of tune 'Beatles Medley'!


Anyway... "Chopping Mall", lots of fun. Check it out.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
I gotta step in here. I have to say that if I saw the 2nd and 3rd evil dead, I wouldn't have a great urge to see the first one.

However, being as it is that I HAVE seen the first one,(and even though I didn't mind the other two, the first is still my favourite, and the best by far - much crazier.) I should tell you that it would be too bad to miss out on it.
And if you see that one, and hate it too...yeah, then you pretty much suck.

I'll watch it this weekend.

[The Mothman]

I love the first evil dead. and you will too. very gory. here's a sample:D

http://www.horschamps.com/pointsdevue/images/0596/evildead_09.jpg

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by The Mothman
I love the first evil dead. and you will too. very gory. here's a sample:D

http://www.horschamps.com/pointsdevue/images/0596/evildead_09.jpg

nice, I like.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I'll watch it this weekend.


you'll never look at a pencil the same way again :D

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by 42ndStreetFreak
"The Rolling Stones" were better at the time.

HAHAHA, I understand where the biased point of view comes from.

I HATE "The Rolling Stones", Fuck them! They only made two good albums, TWO!

The Stones wouldn't be half the band they 'were', if it wasn't for they're "Antics", why because they're music is repeative (not sayin' the beatles wasn't sometimes).

Plus, The Beatles changed a Generation, a Nation, and 'almost' started a revolution. what did The Stones ever do?

I feel the same about the Stones as Johnny Rotten does. Sorry for dragging this out, I take Music VERY seriously.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

How can you say one band is better than another anyway? What are you basing it on?

I could say Opeth (or NIN or Type O Negative *insert any of other bands I like because I don't even like the beatles) are better than the beatles but it's just a stupid thing to say in my opinion. I do however prefer Opeth to the beatles by quite a bit.

Drop it, it's a moronic argument.

"The beatles are better"
"no, fuck you man Bob Dylan owns all"
"nuh uh"
"uh huh"

[urgeok]

the Beatles were the most important, most influencial band of all time ..
there has been nothing with as large an impact before or since.
Their music will still be played and remembered long after your or my favorite artists are long forgotten.


I'm not arguing that they are the best band or not .. that will be subjective for sure. But to deny the weight of their influence on popular music isnt possible.

its an interesting discussion .. why drop it ?

[BH14]

Who are the Beatles?? Are they a new band?? haha

anyways, I liked Evil Dead and Evil Dead 2. however, many of you all praise it way more than me. I guess it justs that Im more into psychological horror movies than gory zombie movies. I just didnt find it funny and gore alone just cant do it for me. the plot can be better and the acting. i understand that its a cult classic, but i prefer other zombie movies. And I do have these movies on DVD.
As for Urban Legend, I actually liked it better than Scream.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

why can't I delete?

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
"The beatles are better"
"no, fuck you man Bob Dylan owns all"
"nuh uh"
"uh huh"

Well Bob Dylan does own all, and I'm not saying Dylan is better than the Beatles. They both are in the Top Ten.

They're A MILLION TIMES better music than any of the shit you listen too.

I judge music on Song Struture, Melody, Lyrics, song patterns, and pure talent (singing, guitar playing).

But just because you're not a good guitar player doesn't mean you're bad, if a band makes up for it in other areas. Like The Ramones or Misfits.

I don't think The Stones aren't bad, I think the Beatles fuckin' Kill them.... in a musical fight :)

Some people have different taste in styles and types of music, and thats fine. But that still doesn't mean that they don't have a bad taste.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
Well Bob Dylan does own all, and I'm not saying Dylan is better than the Beatles. They both are in the Top Ten.

They're A MILLION TIMES better music than any of the shit you listen too.

I judge music on Song Struture, Melody, Lyrics, song patterns, and pure talent (singing, guitar playing).

But just because you're not a good guitar player doesn't mean you're bad, if a band makes up for it in other areas. Like The Ramones or Misfits.

I don't think The Stones aren't bad, I think the Beatles fuckin' Kill them.... in a musical fight :)

Some people have different taste in styles and types of music, and thats fine. But that still doesn't mean that they don't have a bad taste.

hahaha and who defines bad taste? you?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Some people are so fucking retarded, I love it. What they like is in good taste and what they don't is in bad. It's the same people that argue over stupid things like pc vs. mac "Well I have a pc so it's better"
"rawr I have a mac and you're stupid"

I wish they'd just shut up long enough for their brain to start working and realize that they doesn't know shit.

[Sedated_replica]

You have amazingly bad taste in music, so of course you wouldn't understand.

Besides, I already told you how I judge music. did you ever read that part?

Plus, you're musicaly one sided

[42ndStreetFreak]

'almost' started a revolution.

Where? What?

Oh...I see....You mean putting a bowl on your head to get a haircut, lying in bed all day because that ways lies World peace, getting stoned on the magic weed, getting duped by fake Indian guru's and getting yourself shot in America!
THAT revolution! I feel such a fool for not realising.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
You have amazingly bad taste in music, so of course you wouldn't understand.

Besides, I already told you how I judge music. did you ever read that part?

Plus, you're musicaly one sided

bwahahaahah my sides are aching.

You don't even know that I'm "musically one-sided". You have no clue what other bands I like, you ignorant slut.

[The Mothman]

HATE "The Rolling Stones", Fuck them!
FUCK YOU!

Hey I bought Chopping Mall yesterday, I LOVED IT! god it was SO funny.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
bwahahaahah my sides are aching.

You don't even know that I'm "musically one-sided". You have no clue what other bands I like, you ignorant slut.


this is all getting way to personal ...

this board is in short supply of respect ..
music (like movies) is so completely subjective you cant fling mud at each other for your personal preferences.

the impact the beatles had is apparent .. its indisputable fact ..
it can be easily researched. But not everyone - especially younger folks - will be aware of it ...

You just cant shit on someone esles musical tastes ... or film tastes .. it's too personal and individual...

i mean - i hate most popular music - because of who i am and what makes me tick .. but i cant tell someone they are wrong for liking it ...

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by urgeok

You just cant shit on someone esles musical tastes ... or film tastes .. it's too personal and individual...

i mean - i hate most popular music - because of who i am and what makes me tick .. but i cant tell someone they are wrong for liking it ...

exactly. I can't take sedated replica seriously now, it's impossible. He still amuses me though and besides, I like to argue.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
exactly. I can't take sedated replica seriously now, it's impossible. He still amuses me though and besides, I like to argue.

i like to discuss .... no one gets anything out of an arguement ...
when you discuss there is always room to learn something ..

It's all in the presentation..

[42ndStreetFreak]

Well I for one love you all.

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by urgeok

i mean - i hate most popular music - because of who i am and what makes me tick .. but i cant tell someone they are wrong for liking it ...

Well, I can.

42ndStreetfreak, I like you but you're a dickhead and thats coming from a dickhead. So thats pretty impressive.

I've proved my point, The Rolling Stones aren't bad but not Half of what The Beatles were. But I still think they suck my ass

"Power to the people, Singing power to the people, right on"

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
Well, I can.

I've proved my point, The Rolling Stones aren't bad but not Half of what The Beatles were.

Please, stop. If I laugh any harder, I'm going to feel obligated to pay you.

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
I judge music on Song Struture, Melody, Lyrics, song patterns, and pure talent (singing, guitar playing).

But just because you're not a good guitar player doesn't mean you're bad, if a band makes up for it in other areas. Like The Ramones or Misfits.

Amen. Very knowledgeable and agreeable. I mean i really like bands with talent such as Black Dahlia Murder, Muddy Waters, Van Morrison, Bad Brains, Rahzel. Shit but then i like some crap stuff like the Exploited, Misfits, Ramones, GBH and so forth..

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Please, stop. If I laugh any harder, I'm going to feel obligated to pay you.

You know whats funny, is that you're not a original and you have no talent! haha, thats a good laugh

I'm glad you're not insulted, because I still like you. :rolleyes:

[42ndStreetFreak]

42ndStreetfreak, I like you but you're a dickhead

That has to be the most beautiful thing anyone has ever said to me.

[slasherman]

The Rolling Stones are overrated
The Beatles isnt..
Kiss was my favourite band...

[urgeok]

the rolling stones were great for the 1st half of their career ...

Listen to Gimme Shelter if you want to hear sheer brilliance..
there are a lot of other examples too ..

Their biggest problem is that they outstayed their welcome and became a tired old casino act. Unfortunately a lot of people now only know them by that.

[EXTR3MIST]

Er, urgeok, didn't Pee-Wee Herman get done for kiddie-fiddling or something?

Or was it wanking himself off in a cinema (to Bambi?)

Either way... great avatar dude !

In one of the video releases of Gimme Shelter (and possibly any subsequent DVDs?), it included the notorious footage of a fan being stabbed to death by the Hells Angels the promoters had unwisely decided would be fit to oversee security at the gig.

It isn't particularly graphic (but obvious something bad is happening), and all this while Mick and Co. play on apparently oblivious.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by EXTR3MIST
Er, urgeok, didn't Pee-Wee Herman get done for kiddie-fiddling or something?

Or was it wanking himself off in a cinema (to Bambi?)

Either way... great avatar dude !

In one of the video releases of Gimme Shelter (and possibly any subsequent DVDs?), it included the notorious footage of a fan being stabbed to death by the Hells Angels the promoters had unwisely decided would be fit to oversee security at the gig.

It isn't particularly graphic (but obvious something bad is happening), and all this while Mick and Co. play on apparently oblivious.

re peewee.. hopefully the latter ... i really hope not the former .. cause i do like the av ..

back-blasting someone in a theatre i can live with.

re the stones ... dunno .. i know the incident but have never seen it .. very ugly.

but the song is brilliant.

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by slasherman
The Rolling Stones are overrated
The Beatles isnt..
Kiss was my favourite band...

Finally something I agree with by slasherman

Least there are some people that get it

Originally posted by EXTR3MIST

In one of the video releases of Gimme Shelter (and possibly any subsequent DVDs?), it included the notorious footage of a fan being stabbed to death by the Hells Angels the promoters had unwisely decided would be fit to oversee security at the gig.

It isn't particularly graphic (but obvious something bad is happening), and all this while Mick and Co. play on apparently oblivious.

I seen that film on A&E last year, really fucking crazy. You can see the guy swinging the knife right into the black dude.

Plus, a bullet goes right by Mick's head. What the fuck do you expect with the HELLS ANGELS as security!

[EXTR3MIST]

Yes, after watching Clint's momma sort them out in Every Which Way But Loose you forget that some of the Hell's Angels were probably crazy fuckers.

[slasherman]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
Finally something I agree with by slasherman


:)

[The Mothman]

Er, urgeok, didn't Pee-Wee Herman get done for kiddie-fiddling or something?

he was caught masterbating. He got charged for it and everything. thats pretty stupid.

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by EXTR3MIST
Yes, after watching Clint's momma sort them out in Every Which Way But Loose you forget that some of the Hell's Angels were probably crazy fuckers. Those werent the Hells Angels, they were the Black Widahs (Widows).


They're Feared throughout the land (I love those movies....)

[urgeok]

philo beddow ...

great name :)

[Festered]

It's horrible, don't watch it ever.

OK, I wont. DOH!!!! I already did.