Who am I?

[Vodstok]

I decided it would be fun to play a guessing game. I will list some things that a person has done, and you have to try and guess who they are. may be someone from a movie, or a real person. here is the first one:

I had 6 kids. my wife left me to raise them.

I had a fetish with Coprophagy (liked shit. liked to eat it, play with it, etc.)

I made a living as a painter.

I ate kids.

I looked foward to seeing what the electric chair felt like.

[urgeok]

dr seuss !

[Vodstok]

Close. Very close.

Makes you wonder what "Green Eggs and Ham" were.....

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Close. Very close.

Makes you wonder what "Green Eggs and Ham" were.....

the other green meat :)

[Iniquity]

Albert Fish?

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by Iniquity
Albert Fish? Correct :)

Next one. I died a horrible death because i was a bad person.

I came back "Artistically".

i stole a baby. The mother came for me.

i was defeated by a small group lead by a compllete smart-ass.

[Iniquity]

hmmm good one, kinda sounds like Candyman though.

[Vodstok]

Significantly more silly than Candyman

[Iniquity]

Perhaps another "clue"?

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Correct :)

Next one. I died a horrible death because i was a bad person.

I came back "Artistically".

i stole a baby. The mother came for me.

i was defeated by a small group lead by a compllete smart-ass.


michael myers ?

[Vodstok]

I was defeated with the help of a large american icon.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
I was defeated with the help of a large american icon.

you were killed by Ronald McDonald ??!!

[AUSTIN316426808]

sounds like vigo in Ghostbusters

[Vodstok]

Good job austin :)
Prince Vigo the carpathian, from Ghostbusters 2.

Now for the next guy.

I lived in California. I liked AC/DC a LOT.

I killed several dozen people, because i liked to. And because i believed that the Devil was protecting me.

I was foten described by the victims i didnt kill as having horrid breath.

I was eventually caught because i tried to steal a car in broad daylight.

I got married after being sentanced to death.

[Iniquity]

Richard Ramirez

[Vodstok]

Very nice.


how about this one?

I was made from hundreds of evil men.

i was out in the real world for just a small amount of time, but i had a great time.

Only one man could catch me, but they had to let him out of prison first.

If i get hurt, i can just chew on a window to get better

[Iniquity]

SID 6.7

[Vodstok]

You're good. Im going to have to come up with a harder one.

Im from Russia, originally the Ukraine.

My parents scared me as a kid saying that my brother was eaten by other people for food.

I killed over 50 people from the late 70s to the early 90s.

i would mutilate my victims, sometimes biting off and swallowing parts.

I was brought in for questioning for the murders i was commiting, but was released when my blood test did not match the semen sample recovered from a victim. They didnt know that blood and semen could have different types.

my first victim was a little girl.

[Iniquity]

Andrei Chikatilo

[Vodstok]

Color me impressed :)


I'll try even harder. give me a few.

[Vodstok]

I am from Columbia. i had a horrible childhood on the streets after being caught meeing around with my sister when i was 10.

i went to prison several times as a child, where i was beaten and raped.

I eventually became a wanderer around central and south america, where i would kidnap and murder little girls.

if my accounts are to be believed (and there is evidence to support it), i have killed over 300 little girls, making me the most prolific serial killer ever.

[Iniquity]

Pedro Alonso Lopez

[Vodstok]

Man... Right again. Gonna have to go for uber-obscure....


I'm fat and lazy. I work and support my stay at home wife and 3 kids (and dog) but just barely.

I love beer.

My daughter is a frequent victim of my shenangans, and i have a much closer relationship with my son.

My father in law hates me.

[urgeok]

one of your neighbours ?

[The_Return]

David Somethingorother, Aka Vodstok

Am I right?

[Vodstok]

Nope. I dont have any kids. I cant believe no one has gotten this yet....

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Nope. I dont have any kids. I cant believe no one has gotten this yet....

how about one more clue

[Vodstok]

I worked ina factory, but most recently i work on a fishing boat.


That should be a dead giveaway.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Vodstok
I worked ina factory, but most recently i work on a fishing boat.


That should be a dead giveaway.

I'm sorry I guess I just haven't heard of the guy, but the first few clues you gave just sound so familiar.

[Vodstok]

Another hint, he isnt a real person.

[Iniquity]

Captain Ron?

[Vodstok]

Nope.

Another hint:
My Neighbor is a cop and a hero. however, He doesnt walk much.

[Iniquity]

Peter from the Family Guy?

[Vodstok]

Bingo! i cant believe that one took so long. I guess i shoudl do a slightly easier one this time.

I like Brunettes.

I kill them because they remind me of the fiance who dumped me.

i tried to blame pornography for my crimes, but it didnt work.

I helped catch another serial killer.

I am dead now.

[Angelakillsluts]

edit: fuck, wrong thread.

[Iniquity]

Vod, Im stumped. Brunettes are pretty commonplace for serial killers, and surprisingly through fact and fiction a few of them have helped catch other serial killers. Perhaps a little too much competition lol

[IDrinkYourBlood]

Ted Bundey? Thats the only one I can think of that "helped catch a kiler" kinda guy.

[Iniquity]

Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
Ted Bundey? Thats the only one I can think of that "helped catch a kiler" kinda guy.

Yeah he was my first thought, but with as fast as these have been being answered I kinda expected Vod to toss in a curve ball.

[Vodstok]

Dont over-think them :) Drink was right. It was Ted.

trick question. I picked an obvious one :)


Hows this one?

When i was young, my parents were killed.

i got picked on a lot.

I didnt have what other kids my age had, because i wasnt quite what they thoughtr i was.

I finally found someone who liked me for me, but i snapped and killed them.

[IDrinkYourBlood]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Dont over-think them :) Drink was right. It was Ted.

trick question. I picked an obvious one :)


Hows this one?

When i was young, my parents were killed.

i got picked on a lot.

I didnt have what other kids my age had, because i wasnt quite what they thoughtr i was.

I finally found someone who liked me for me, but i snapped and killed them. ummmm the killer from sleepaway camp, its a ficticious person, but it matches.

[Iniquity]

my first thought was Edward Scissor Hands

[Vodstok]

Correct. it doesnt have to be a real person.

[Iniquity]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Correct. it doesnt have to be a real person.

ummm lol who is correct?

[Vodstok]

oops. Drink is, it was Angela from Sleepaway camp.

How about this one. I'll give you a hint at the beginning:
Its not a movie character or real person

I worked in an underground facility.

We had some problems, and i am one fo the few who survived.

the military was called in, but they werent there to help, they were there to shut us up.

i wear orange.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
oops. Drink is, it was Angela from Sleepaway camp.

How about this one. I'll give you a hint at the beginning:
Its not a movie character or real person

I worked in an underground facility.

We had some problems, and i am one fo the few who survived.

the military was called in, but they werent there to help, they were there to shut us up.

i wear orange.


hmm ... is it a game you really really really like ?

[Vodstok]

Not tellin'

[newb]

Can anybody say....OBSESSION.

http://www.cyberartscamp.org/webdesign/2004/week1/phillip_chen/images/gordon%20freeman.jpg

[Vodstok]

Okay, well, seeing as how none of you have the slightest clue, i'll just move on ;)



I like to start bar fights. For any reason.

I get mad at everything.

I drink, but its not nearly as bad as my freinds, they are iv drug users.

I was wanted by the law for holding up a jewelery store, but it really wasnt robbery because the fucking gun had blanks.

i have a thick accent.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Okay, well, seeing as how none of you have the slightest clue, i'll just move on ;)



I like to start bar fights. For any reason.

I get mad at everything.

I drink, but its not nearly as bad as my freinds, they are iv drug users.

I was wanted by the law for holding up a jewelery store, but it really wasnt robbery because the fucking gun had blanks.

i have a thick accent.

begby

[Vodstok]

You are correct sir!

Hows this?

I was leading my own project when something went reallly wrong.

I am a smart ass, but no one around me gets my jokes.

My best freind has really weird hair and has a short fuse.

I would like to get home, but it may mean blowing off my freinds forever.

There were 2 of me for a while, but one of me died.

[Angra]

Originally posted by Vodstok
You are correct sir!

Hows this?

I was leading my own project when something went reallly wrong.

I am a smart ass, but no one around me gets my jokes.

My best freind has really weird hair and has a short fuse.

I would like to get home, but it may mean blowing off my freinds forever.

There were 2 of me for a while, but one of me died.



Is it a computer game?

[Vodstok]

nope. tv show.

[filmmaker2]

Originally posted by Vodstok

Hows this one?

When i was young, my parents were killed.

i got picked on a lot.

I didnt have what other kids my age had, because i wasnt quite what they thoughtr i was.

I finally found someone who liked me for me, but i snapped and killed them.


Uh..........Harry Potter?

[Iniquity]

Originally posted by Vodstok
You are correct sir!

Hows this?

I was leading my own project when something went reallly wrong.

I am a smart ass, but no one around me gets my jokes.

My best freind has really weird hair and has a short fuse.

I would like to get home, but it may mean blowing off my freinds forever.

There were 2 of me for a while, but one of me died.

Dr. Banner? Incredible Hulk

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by Iniquity
Dr. Banner? Incredible Hulk Nope, but you are on the right track.