Wanna hear some REAL horror?

[The Mothman]

yesterday night I "accidentally" smashed my hand through a window. A peice of glass imbedded itself in my wrist. I got rushed to the hospital, gushing blood everywhere. hit right on my artery. I'm okay now tho. I got about 5 stitches

[Sedated_replica]

Did they give you any good drugs?

[allmykids]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
Did they give you any good drugs?

That sounds like something I would have said about a week and a half ago. But I try not to think about the "D" word!!

[Death By Jell-O]

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[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by The Mothman
yesterday night I "accidentally" smashed my hand through a window. A peice of glass imbedded itself in my wrist. I got rushed to the hospital, gushing blood everywhere. hit right on my artery. I'm okay now tho. I got about 5 stitches

you think that's real horror.

[Iniquity]

Originally posted by The Mothman
yesterday night I "accidentally" smashed my hand through a window. A peice of glass imbedded itself in my wrist. I got rushed to the hospital, gushing blood everywhere. hit right on my artery. I'm okay now tho. I got about 5 stitches

Here's some real horror for ya:

A few years ago me and some friends are out hanging out on a summer saturday evening in an out of the way parking lot in town just shooting the shit. some dude comes running out of the woods straight at us. we are a bit freaked out when he gets to us, not because of him personally, but more because he is now covered from damn near head to toe with blood. *if you have never smelled large amounts of blood before, I would NOT recommend it, I dont know why but there seems to be a significant difference between that and animal blood.* Anyhow this kid asks for help.

Me being either a dumbass, or just too damn curious for my own good offered to help him, but needed to know what happened. In our area there were a lot of gangs starting to move in, bloods, crypts, and a couple offshoots that thought they were hard asses. He said they tried to rob him, a few people there knew the guy and spoke up for him with regard to being a legit badass, and pretty good with a knife. He claimed they came at him, he took a knife from one of them and stabbed him in the chest 3 times while the person clung to him. he said he then just ran until he couldnt run anymore, essentially leading him to us. Seemed believable, sure i'll help. He wanted a ride home. *rolled out a blanket in the seat*, so I took him "home". He had me stop like 4 houses from his place and said he would be ok. I didnt think anything of it.

He took off running from the car and I heard something drop, I turned on my highbeams so he could find whatever it was. He FREAKED. kept yelling, telling me to turn the lights off. I was like, meh, fuck him, see if I help his ass again. So I went back to where the others were, we bullshit some more about it, then I went home.

I woke up the next afternoon and out of the blue turned on the news to see if anything was said. Sure enough there was the story... 87 year old woman STABBED to DEATH, 35 times to be exact. And her head was caved in with her cane. No signs of robbery, and the bloody foot prints never come through the door. It was as if "someone" had knocked on the door, woke this lil old lady up, and when she opened the door she was murdered.

To make a long story short *cops arent real friendly when they think you are confessing to a murder when you look like I did, and come in saying you have information about it* The kid I gave the ride home, murdered her. the thing he dropped in the road was the damn knife he killed her with and he was sitting less that a foot away from me all that time.

[Angra]

Originally posted by Iniquity
Here's some real horror for ya:

A few years ago me and some friends are out hanging out on a summer saturday evening in an out of the way parking lot in town just shooting the shit. some dude comes running out of the woods straight at us. we are a bit freaked out when he gets to us, not because of him personally, but more because he is now covered from damn near head to toe with blood. *if you have never smelled large amounts of blood before, I would NOT recommend it, I dont know why but there seems to be a significant difference between that and animal blood.* Anyhow this kid asks for help.

Me being either a dumbass, or just too damn curious for my own good offered to help him, but needed to know what happened. In our area there were a lot of gangs starting to move in, bloods, crypts, and a couple offshoots that thought they were hard asses. He said they tried to rob him, a few people there knew the guy and spoke up for him with regard to being a legit badass, and pretty good with a knife. He claimed they came at him, he took a knife from one of them and stabbed him in the chest 3 times while the person clung to him. he said he then just ran until he couldnt run anymore, essentially leading him to us. Seemed believable, sure i'll help. He wanted a ride home. *rolled out a blanket in the seat*, so I took him "home". He had me stop like 4 houses from his place and said he would be ok. I didnt think anything of it.

He took off running from the car and I heard something drop, I turned on my highbeams so he could find whatever it was. He FREAKED. kept yelling, telling me to turn the lights off. I was like, meh, fuck him, see if I help his ass again. So I went back to where the others were, we bullshit some more about it, then I went home.

I woke up the next afternoon and out of the blue turned on the news to see if anything was said. Sure enough there was the story... 87 year old woman STABBED to DEATH, 35 times to be exact. And her head was caved in with her cane. No signs of robbery, and the bloody foot prints never come through the door. It was as if "someone" had knocked on the door, woke this lil old lady up, and when she opened the door she was murdered.

To make a long story short *cops arent real friendly when they think you are confessing to a murder when you look like I did, and come in saying you have information about it* The kid I gave the ride home, murdered her. the thing he dropped in the road was the damn knife he killed her with and he was sitting less that a foot away from me all that time.


Scary shit.

Did any of your friends turn him in then? Do you know what happended to him?

[Gren the cake]

"crypts"

lol. for real though, thats one helluva story. but thank god u came forward.. theres some people that wouldnt have made the connecgtion

OR made the connection and still would not have said anyhthin..... sad..

[AUSTIN316426808]

This is REAL horror. you smashed your hand in a window got a piece of glass stuck in your wrist and got five stiches big deal.


Halloween five years ago my friend and I were taking a walk to blockbuster to rent some horror movies we were going to pick up some junk food at the Walgreens next to the Blockbuster come back home and just sit up all night watching movies and passing out candy.

We got half way to Blockbuster and a car pulled up next to us the guy in the back seat put a 12 gauge shotgun out the window and blew the right shoulder completely off my friend they were no doubt going to blow my brains out as well but they heard a police siren and drove off. Unfortunately the siren wasn't headed towards us, we were on a back road with no houses and about a half a mile away from anything so I'm covered in my best friends blood carrying him to the closest place to us which was a Wal-Mart. I got half way up the parking lot before he died.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by allmykids
That sounds like something I would have said about a week and a half ago. But I try not to think about the "D" word!! doodie?

[The Mothman]

wow. I live in a place so small, so suburban, the biggest baddest crime I ever saw commited, was a guy tried to steel a piece of cheese. NO JOKE. this dipshit stole a PIECE OF SMELLY CHEESE.

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by Iniquity
Here's some real horror for ya:

A few years ago me and some friends are out hanging out on a summer saturday evening in an out of the way parking lot in town just shooting the shit. some dude comes running out of the woods straight at us. we are a bit freaked out when he gets to us, not because of him personally, but more because he is now covered from damn near head to toe with blood. *if you have never smelled large amounts of blood before, I would NOT recommend it, I dont know why but there seems to be a significant difference between that and animal blood.* Anyhow this kid asks for help.

Me being either a dumbass, or just too damn curious for my own good offered to help him, but needed to know what happened. In our area there were a lot of gangs starting to move in, bloods, crypts, and a couple offshoots that thought they were hard asses. He said they tried to rob him, a few people there knew the guy and spoke up for him with regard to being a legit badass, and pretty good with a knife. He claimed they came at him, he took a knife from one of them and stabbed him in the chest 3 times while the person clung to him. he said he then just ran until he couldnt run anymore, essentially leading him to us. Seemed believable, sure i'll help. He wanted a ride home. *rolled out a blanket in the seat*, so I took him "home". He had me stop like 4 houses from his place and said he would be ok. I didnt think anything of it.

He took off running from the car and I heard something drop, I turned on my highbeams so he could find whatever it was. He FREAKED. kept yelling, telling me to turn the lights off. I was like, meh, fuck him, see if I help his ass again. So I went back to where the others were, we bullshit some more about it, then I went home.

I woke up the next afternoon and out of the blue turned on the news to see if anything was said. Sure enough there was the story... 87 year old woman STABBED to DEATH, 35 times to be exact. And her head was caved in with her cane. No signs of robbery, and the bloody foot prints never come through the door. It was as if "someone" had knocked on the door, woke this lil old lady up, and when she opened the door she was murdered.

To make a long story short *cops arent real friendly when they think you are confessing to a murder when you look like I did, and come in saying you have information about it* The kid I gave the ride home, murdered her. the thing he dropped in the road was the damn knife he killed her with and he was sitting less that a foot away from me all that time.

That sounds like a short story.

My story isn't as scary as that one.

my friend was dropping me and my other friend off after school. one day. And when he got out of the car and went into his house.

Some random dude jumped into the back seat of the car. His eye's were watery and he kept covering up his face (He was fucked up on some bad meth). He said "Hey, give me a ride down the street too my house". So my friend didn't want to get stabbed because who knows what the fuck this guy wanted!

We gave him a ride down the street , too a trailer park. He got out of the car and jumped into the back of another moving truck.
fucking weirdest thing I've ever seen

[IDrinkYourBlood]

My "horror" story happened about, O I would say 5 or 6 years ago. I was off snuggled in my bed trying to get to sleep listening to Kid Rock, when i heard a girl yelling down the street. Now this was in the summer time so i have my window open to get a nice breeze going. Anyways I look up and peer threw my blinds, there i saw a girl, around 19-21 years in age. She was running down the street yelling "help! somebody help me!". I could tell something happend to her cuz she was limping. She goes off further down the street and out of my sight. I was like "da hell is going on?". Few secounds latter i hear footstep going at a walking pace on the street. It was a man, walking and talking to the girls further down the street. Now I forget the girls name, so Ill call her Jane. So the man was walking right past my house saying "Jane, you have to come back home now." And then I heard from down the street "NO! Leave me alone, Someone please help me!" At this point i could tell in her voice that she was crying. The man starts a Jog down towards her and out of my site. Suddenly I can hear "Just shut up and come back home with me. "No!" And all of a sudden I saw the girl running back infront of my house and the guy run's right up behind her and shouts "You stupid bitch!" And stabs her in the back, pulls the knife out and slits her throught. The man dropped the knife and the girl dropped to the ground. Suddenly the man took off down the street the direction that he came from. All that I could see know was this beutiful girl laying dead on my street infront of my house. I stared at her for about 7 minutes until a car pulled up infront of her, I was like "Well now whats gonna happen, These people will freak out." Suddenly a man steps out of the car, And its the man from erlier. He goes to the back of his car and takes what appears to be a white blanket or a sheet of some sorts. He wrappes the girl up and puts her body in the back seat of his car. He then drives off. The thing I couldnt beleive is that he had left the knife out on the road. So about an hour later and nobody came by I decided to go to sleep.
Yje next morning I woke up at around 7 in the morning, I was only about 12 years old so I didnt care much for sleeping in. I looked outside of my window and laying in the street was the knife. I couldnt believe it was still there. So I got up and dressed and i went outside. I pickup the knife, took it inside, cleaned off the blood in the bathroom sink and to this day it is still in my dresser drowr.

[Angra]

Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
My "horror" story happened about, O I would say 5 or 6 years ago. I was off snuggled in my bed trying to get to sleep listening to Kid Rock, when i heard a girl yelling down the street. Now this was in the summer time so i have my window open to get a nice breeze going. Anyways I look up and peer threw my blinds, there i saw a girl, around 19-21 years in age. She was running down the street yelling "help! somebody help me!". I could tell something happend to her cuz she was limping. She goes off further down the street and out of my sight. I was like "da hell is going on?". Few secounds latter i hear footstep going at a walking pace on the street. It was a man, walking and talking to the girls further down the street. Now I forget the girls name, so Ill call her Jane. So the man was walking right past my house saying "Jane, you have to come back home now." And then I heard from down the street "NO! Leave me alone, Someone please help me!" At this point i could tell in her voice that she was crying. The man starts a Jog down towards her and out of my site. Suddenly I can hear "Just shut up and come back home with me. "No!" And all of a sudden I saw the girl running back infront of my house and the guy run's right up behind her and shouts "You stupid bitch!" And stabs her in the back, pulls the knife out and slits her throught. The man dropped the knife and the girl dropped to the ground. Suddenly the man took off down the street the direction that he came from. All that I could see know was this beutiful girl laying dead on my street infront of my house. I stared at her for about 7 minutes until a car pulled up infront of her, I was like "Well now whats gonna happen, These people will freak out." Suddenly a man steps out of the car, And its the man from erlier. He goes to the back of his car and takes what appears to be a white blanket or a sheet of some sorts. He wrappes the girl up and puts her body in the back seat of his car. He then drives off. The thing I couldnt beleive is that he had left the knife out on the road. So about an hour later and nobody came by I decided to go to sleep.
Yje next morning I woke up at around 7 in the morning, I was only about 12 years old so I didnt care much for sleeping in. I looked outside of my window and laying in the street was the knife. I couldnt believe it was still there. So I got up and dressed and i went outside. I pickup the knife, took it inside, cleaned off the blood in the bathroom sink and to this day it is still in my dresser drowr.


You are fucking with us, right? :confused:

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Iniquity
crypts blue bandana is crips

[barbra]

you guys stealing that kids thunder. He was all excited about 5 stitches. You know they had to put a needle right in the wound...

[The Mothman]

none of u have expierienced as much horror, until you have seen someone steel a piece of cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IDrinkYourBlood]

Originally posted by Angra
You are fucking with us, right? :confused: I fuck you not. But Im not expecting you to beleive me, fuck I wouldnt beleive me, but its all true. Another horror story for you is the time i cought my forskin in my zipper.

[The Mothman]

that sounds pleasent.:eek:

[Angra]

Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
I fuck you not. But Im not expecting you to beleive me, fuck I wouldnt beleive me, but its all true. Another horror story for you is the time i cought my forskin in my zipper.



So what you are saying is that the story is something you really experienced in real life? For real??

If so, how on earth could you just go to bed and sleep like a baby afterwards? And why didn´t you do anything, like calling the police?? :confused:


Sounds like something that would traumatice you for the rest of your life...? And so does AUSTIN´s story by the way.:eek:

[IDrinkYourBlood]

I dont care about other peoples lives. And it was entertaining.

[Angra]

Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
I dont care about other peoples lives. And it was entertaining.


Then you must be dead inside? Why is that?
Is it something from your childhood?

Let it out man, let it out.

:cool:

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
My "horror" story happened about, O I would say 5 or 6 years ago. I was off snuggled in my bed trying to get to sleep listening to Kid Rock

What the fuck! Kid rock! thats fuckin' scary.....

You're either full of shit or a piece of shit.

[ItsAlive75]

Here's some horror.

Charlie Daniels did the opening number at the Superbowl. That's Charlie fucking Daniels.

He did "The Devil Came Down to Georgia". Now he's like one hundred and thirty years old and he's singing the same song at the Superbowl.

Oh yeah, he showed his left breast and then called it a wardrobe malfunction... Ugh, it was all hairy.

[Angra]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Here's some horror.

Charlie Daniels did the opening number at the Superbowl. That's Charlie fucking Daniels.

He did "The Devil Came Down to Georgia". Now he's like one hundred and thirty years old and he's singing the same song at the Superbowl.

Oh yeah, he showed his left breast and then called it a wardrobe malfunction... Ugh, it was all hairy.


Yes, that sounds scary....:confused:

What the hell is wrong with a hairy chest, by the way?

[ItsAlive75]

Nothing, but it was only the one breast that was hairy. The other was smooth and shiny.

[Angra]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Nothing, but it was only the one breast that was hairy. The other was smooth and shiny.


LOL

Mutant freak!:D



:cool:

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Angra
LOL

Mutant freak!:D



:cool:

Well that's country music for ya.

[IDrinkYourBlood]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
What the fuck! Kid rock! thats fuckin' scary.....

You're either full of shit or a piece of shit. HEY!!! i love kid rock, I dont knock your music.

[ClassicHorror]

I would tell one of my stories but I would end up telling myself I didn't need to write that, I mean its pretty emotional.

I'll tell my other one.....When I was younger I used to sleep in the living room. One day I heard a knock on the door....I went to the door and there was no one there...seconds later I hear a scream. Its my mom, she said she saw someone walk across the lawn with a black mask on. I was panicking at this point. We called the cops and the cops searched everywhere but couldn't find anything. The next night I hear a knock on the door again...I tell my dad and we both rush outside with a stick and a broom (my dad pretending the broom is a gun). On and on it happend for 13 nights in a row. By the 7th night we had a rifle, and shotgun. My mother had seen the guy....he was black, purple shirted, yellow boots. Also the police told us that he had escaped from a jail in Virginia and had somehow gotten a car and such. From the 13 night on...I never heard of him again. On one of the nights all the neighbors made a pact, and there were FBI guys all over the place...a seriously scary situation. He tried to break in aviously, if he did he would have killed us all..I live in Maine a wooded area.....

[barbra]

I once lived in this red neck area and a family, who wasn't white decided to make a life there in the middle of theodor. Anyhow, they didn't even make it a week. The whole family was slaughterd by an entire trailor park. Their bodys where all over the place. No body was evre convicted because it was the ENTIRE park that killed them.

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by barbra
I once lived in this red neck area and a family, who wasn't white decided to make a life there in the middle of theodor. Anyhow, they didn't even make it a week. The whole family was slaughterd by an entire trailor park. Their bodys where all over the place. No body was evre convicted because it was the ENTIRE park that killed them.

Fuck you :rolleyes:

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
HEY!!! i love kid rock, I dont knock your music.

Kid Rock sucks my ass, go ahead and knock my music. You're from Canada and you listen too Kid Rock? What the fuck!

[barbra]

this one time I went to montreal and like all the canadians listened to acdc. for some reason I was imaging a oteph nation.

[The Mothman]

AC/DC owns.:D :D :D :D :D :D

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Angra



Sounds like something that would traumatice you for the rest of your life...? And so does AUSTIN´s story by the way.:eek:

trust me it did, I'm not as bad off as I used to be but I still have nightmares about it.

[Iniquity]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
That sounds like a short story.

My story isn't as scary as that one.

my friend was dropping me and my other friend off after school. one day. And when he got out of the car and went into his house.

Some random dude jumped into the back seat of the car. His eye's were watery and he kept covering up his face (He was fucked up on some bad meth). He said "Hey, give me a ride down the street too my house". So my friend didn't want to get stabbed because who knows what the fuck this guy wanted!

We gave him a ride down the street , too a trailer park. He got out of the car and jumped into the back of another moving truck.
fucking weirdest thing I've ever seen

sadly it was a true story
1992
Weirton, West Virginia
Sandra Busick was the elderly ladies name
Scott Kenneth Keith *never trust anyone with 3 first names* was the murderer.
For any old school wrestling fans out there, if you remember back in early WWF days there was a wrestler *former weirton police officer* named Nick *The Bully* Busick, the woman who was murdered was his aunt.

[Vodstok]

I have to say that I drink your bloods story has to be utter bullshit. Reminds me of kids in elementary school with stories like "See this scar? Last summer, before i lived here, i fell off my bike and got my hand cut off by a passing car. the doctors sewed it back on. They took my tonsils out then too, and i got to eat nothing but ice cream. All i have is this scar now."


You dont have to fit in, kid. The old saying goes, if it look slike a duck and sounds like a duck, you are probably full of shit so let it go.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Vodstok
I have to say that I drink your bloods story has to be utter bullshit. Reminds me of kids in elementary school with stories like "See this scar? Last summer, before i lived here, i fell off my bike and got my hand cut off by a passing car. the doctors sewed it back on. They took my tonsils out then too, and i got to eat nothing but ice cream. All i have is this scar now."


You dont have to fit in, kid. The old saying goes, if it look slike a duck and sounds like a duck, you are probably full of shit so let it go.

you don't beat around the bush do you?

[Vodstok]

Im usually much more polite, but i am tired, so my bullshit tolerance is non-existant. Fake stories usually include mundane details that arent important, while completely lacking important ones. the whole "i witnessed a violent crime and stole themurder weapon asa trophy, but didnt tell anyone until now" thing is a pure 11 year old cry for attention.

There is no way a kid that age would witness such a thing and then be laid back enough to just waltz out and pick up the knife... plus, SOMEONE would have called the cops.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Im usually much more polite, but i am tired, so my bullshit tolerance is non-existant. Fake stories usually include mundane details that arent important, while completely lacking important ones. the whole "i witnessed a violent crime and stole themurder weapon asa trophy, but didnt tell anyone until now" thing is a pure 11 year old cry for attention.

There is no way a kid that age would witness such a thing and then be laid back enough to just waltz out and pick up the knife... plus, SOMEONE would have called the cops.

and the thing that really gave him away was what he said after ''I don't care about other people's lives and it was entertaining'' he claims that he was 12 when it happened, I was 15 when my experience happened and I was completely fucked up for like 5 months and then I slowly got back my sanity. I'm better now I just have nightmares here and there, but I didn't just go to sleep wake up and go outside and pick up the shells.

[Vodstok]

Exactly. What was most likely going on in his miind as he typed it:
"They will be really impressed with my bad-assedness. Ill say i saw someone get killed, and it didnt even bother me. When i was 12.) he is rpobably 13.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Exactly. What was most likely going on in his miind as he typed it:
"They will be really impressed with my bad-assedness. Ill say i saw someone get killed, and it didnt even bother me. When i was 12.) he is rpobably 13.

I was 12 when I saw IT the first time and I nightmares about it the same night, if I would've saw the shit he says he saw I would've been thrown in an asylum.

[Vodstok]

Kids are tough, and can usually make it through some terrible shit without it ruining their lives (There is a disgusting number of kids that get abused, mentally, sexually, physically, and they grow up without any serious mental problems), buit there is a huge differeance between not being completely fucked up, and thinking it's "cool" and "not a big deal".

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Kids are tough, and can usually make it through some terrible shit without it ruining their lives (There is a disgusting number of kids that get abused, mentally, sexually, physically, and they grow up without any serious mental problems), buit there is a huge differeance between not being completely fucked up, and thinking it's "cool" and "not a big deal".

when I said I would've been thrown into an asylum I was just trying to say it might have been at least a few days before I just said ''oh well'' I'm not saying he should've gone crazy but saying it entertained him and he went right to sleep then got the knife in the morning is just the opposite and so much bullshit. If he was trying to make us think he's a bad ass he fucked it up with that cause he just sounds like a moron saying he enjoyed it and he doesn't care about other people's lives ect.

[Vodstok]

i figured, i was just saying that kids are tough, but they arent that fucking tough.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Exactly. What was most likely going on in his miind as he typed it:
"They will be really impressed with my bad-assedness. Ill say i saw someone get killed, and it didnt even bother me. When i was 12.) he is rpobably 13.


that seems to be the tone of this whole fucking place lately ..

look what a bad ass i am....

[barbra]

kids have to compete with everyone. You ever try to get into a conversation with anyone 16-24, seems to me like it usually ends up being a room full of people shouting their opinions over one another trying to be the biggest dog in the park or something, I really wish *I* had a penis, then I could get into these pissing contest with the big boys.
{does sarcasm translate through text?;) }

[massacre man]

Originally posted by urgeok
that seems to be the tone of this whole fucking place lately ..

look what a bad ass i am.... do i do that?

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by Iniquity
sadly it was a true story
1992
Weirton, West Virginia
Sandra Busick was the elderly ladies name
Scott Kenneth Keith *never trust anyone with 3 first names* was the murderer.
For any old school wrestling fans out there, if you remember back in early WWF days there was a wrestler *former weirton police officer* named Nick *The Bully* Busick, the woman who was murdered was his aunt.

No, I believe you. Just sounds like short story.

I don't believe Barbra or Drinkblood. They're full of shit

[barbra]

do I smell bad or something?

[IDrinkYourBlood]

Originally posted by barbra
do I smell bad or something? *sniff sniff* yeah.....just a little *hands you a bar of soap* here, my gift to you.

[barbra]

I only smell cause Im always having to feed that damn zombie mom of mine celebrity brains. she wont have Sum Yung guy, it has to be celebrity. You try getting the smell of old blood and rot out of YOUR underwear.

[IDrinkYourBlood]

Originally posted by barbra
I only smell cause Im always having to feed that damn zombie mom of mine celebrity brains. she wont have Sum Yung guy, it has to be celebrity. You try getting the smell of old blood and rot out of YOUR underwear. Or maybe you just pissed yourself.

[barbra]

I wouldn't have that problem if I had a blessed penis

[Angra]

Christ....... Somebody shoot them.:rolleyes: