View Full Version : Alone in the dark was terrible!
ChuckyKlrDoll
02-03-2005, 08:01 AM
This movie was just utterly horrid. It makes "House of the Dead" look like oscar material. I liked "HOTD" in a so bad it's good kind of way. But "Alone in the Dark" was god awful. It's a shame too because it had a good story, that wasn't utilized well.
Vodstok
02-03-2005, 08:07 AM
Guess what? Alone in the Dark was made by the same director as "House of the dead"
He apparently has decided his duty is to provide the world with landfill based on video games.
The Mothman
02-03-2005, 08:16 AM
ya i heard house of the dead really sucked ass. didn't it have like, shots of the actual video game in it at parts? thats fukin retarded.
the best part of the house of the dead was the shots of the videogame... haha... i knew it was gonna be bad when they arrive at the island and there is a sega rave dance party going on and the occassional topless girl popping out. i rented it bc the box cover looked cool but i was wrong.
MrShape
02-03-2005, 09:59 AM
Was anybody expecting anything different? Now this prick's gonna screw up Bloodrayne, too. :mad: :mad: Maybe we'll get lucky and it won't get released after producers see how bad Alone Jacking Off In The Dark is.
Vodstok
02-03-2005, 10:06 AM
AND Far Cry? What the fuck? Uwe Boll needs to be shot. Shotgun, both barrels, right against the forehead.
Check this out:
http://www.uweboll.com/
its the director's homepage :D:p
MrShape
02-03-2005, 10:11 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
AND Far Cry? What the fuck? Uwe Boll needs to be shot. Shotgun, both barrels, right against the forehead.
Check this out:
http://www.uweboll.com/
its the director's homepage :D:p
Vodstok
02-03-2005, 10:14 AM
Click the link, trust me. it is funny and i hope he has seen it.
IDrinkYourBlood
02-03-2005, 11:27 AM
OMG that link is histaricall, real horrorshow. As for Alone, it was at least a step up from House of the Dead. And by step up i mean bigger budget. I was hoping it would have another zombie sword fight at the end but a lass it never. At one point it was just a crappy rob zombie music video.
Sedated_replica
02-03-2005, 09:44 PM
Seriously, You guys should have known better.
IDrinkYourBlood
02-04-2005, 08:59 AM
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
Seriously, You guys should have known better. I just went to see it for a laugh, I never even paid. But It wasnt even laughable bad, It was just really really bad.
Elliot_Voorhees
02-04-2005, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by BH14
the best part of the house of the dead was the shots of the videogame... haha... i knew it was gonna be bad when they arrive at the island and there is a sega rave dance party going on and the occassional topless girl popping out. i rented it bc the box cover looked cool but i was wrong.
Couldnt of said it better...
massacre man
02-05-2005, 06:47 AM
duh
DESTROY UWE BOLL'S PLAYSTATION!
ItsAlive75
02-06-2005, 02:23 PM
Uwe Boll is a genius. He actually hyped this movie up beyond all belief and then just dropped the ball on all of us. God love him. I've heard from a bunch of places he could be the next Ed Wood.
I didn't think it was possible to turn human feces into film. Boll must be a wizard or something.
The_Return
02-06-2005, 02:53 PM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
I just went to see it for a laugh, I never even paid. But It wasnt even laughable bad, It was just really really bad.
Sneak into Boogyman. Now.
ItsAlive75
02-06-2005, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by The_Return
Sneak into Boogyman. Now.
Emphasis on "Sneak In" and not "Pay"
House of the Dead is proof positive that you cannot judge a movie by its (DVD) cover! Recommendation for all those that own this movie on DVD, Remove the artwork and hang it somewhere 'cause the cover is cool. Take out the DVD and use it as a coaster on your desk to prevent white water ring marks. Also makes a good fresbie or a good locker-sized mirror.
ChuckyKlrDoll
02-10-2005, 11:12 AM
I thought "House of the Dead" was good in a so bad it's good kind of way. "Alone in the Dark" was just painfully bad.