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barbra
01-31-2005, 06:30 PM
seems like in all zombie movies there will always be a naked zombie. Sometimes you see a midget zombie, a zombie nurse, harry chrishna zombie, zombie girlfriends and zombie dads, zombie babys and zombie grandmoms. I like buck toothed zombies and killer acrobatic mutant zombies.
Thanks for your time.
Gren the cake
01-31-2005, 06:31 PM
"harry chrishna "
LOL! i love it!
The STE
01-31-2005, 07:58 PM
yeah
last bad move
01-31-2005, 08:07 PM
this was said in the new member thread and i think its a pretty good explainati0on for why
Originally posted by majorbludd
there has to be naked zombies....zombies in their work clothes, zombies in church clothes, ones in exercise garb.....cause they could've been turned at any point in their daily routine...
Gren the cake
01-31-2005, 10:19 PM
i stilll cant get over the harry chrishna LOL
bwind22
02-01-2005, 01:51 AM
If you like buck-toothed zombies then you better make sure you check out Redneck Zombies. Its one of Troma's funniest!
Vodstok
02-01-2005, 08:31 AM
That quote basically sums it up. Notice that it is always a nake FEMALE zombie.
If they are going to be "accurate" and show that these people were going abotu their daily life when it happened, why not aim it at the horror movie demographic? Guys. :)
barbra
02-01-2005, 08:34 AM
if you want to see a rotting penis, you HAVE to go to rotten.com, you can't just visit your local video store.
Originally posted by Vodstok
That quote basically sums it up. Notice that it is always a nake FEMALE zombie.
Not always.
http://www.mallo.co.uk/sick/images/films/reanimator/chest.jpg
urgeok
02-01-2005, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
That quote basically sums it up. Notice that it is always a nake FEMALE zombie.
If they are going to be "accurate" and show that these people were going abotu their daily life when it happened, why not aim it at the horror movie demographic? Guys. :)
did you guys forget Return of the Living Dead ?
naked male zombie running out of the meat locker ??
Vodstok
02-01-2005, 10:28 AM
I guess my brain just isnt the database of zombie cock that you all have. I bow down to your superior knowledge. :D
urgeok
02-01-2005, 10:54 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
I guess my brain just isnt the database of zombie cock that you all have. I bow down to your superior knowledge. :D
lets not forget, where we may remember it, you were the guy jones'n for it :D
Vodstok
02-01-2005, 11:15 AM
No i was not. As i recall, i was pointing out that the naked chicks were there for people like me.
Nice try thpough. i really do applaud your effort. Seriously.
Judging by how long it took you to respond, you must've put a lot of time and effort into your response, so i dont want to devalue it in any way, despite the fact that it was completely inefectual. ;) :D
urgeok
02-01-2005, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
No i was not. As i recall, i was pointing out that the naked chicks were there for people like me.
Nice try thpough. i really do applaud your effort. Seriously.
Judging by how long it took you to respond, you must've put a lot of time and effort into your response, so i dont want to devalue it in any way, despite the fact that it was completely inefectual. ;) :D
HAH !
me thinks the lady doth protest too much :D:D
barbra
02-01-2005, 08:16 PM
hey lets keep it clean,
besides, the zombie cock was for me.
my self esteem is low enough with out you kids making me feel twisted.
anyhow, you can't see the green man's penis.
MisterSadistro
02-01-2005, 08:22 PM
Some guy gets it bitten off by a zombie in 'Dead Life' (of course he was jerking off at the time :D )
CK
Marroe
02-01-2005, 08:32 PM
Originally posted by MisterSadistro
Some guy gets it bitten off by a zombie in 'Dead Life' (of course he was jerking off at the time :D )
CK OMFG!! Why is it that creatures in horror flicks hate it when someone is having a good time?:p
MisterSadistro
02-01-2005, 08:40 PM
Worst part is the fact he was jerking off to the zombie since she was naked. Not sure if he knew she was a zombie myself, but... um... weird scene LOL
CK
Marroe
02-01-2005, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by MisterSadistro
Worst part is the fact he was jerking off to the zombie since she was naked. Not sure if he knew she was a zombie myself, but... um... weird scene LOL
CK I know what I'm renting this weekend
barbra
02-01-2005, 08:45 PM
speaking of anthony micheal hall
http://www.fleshbot.com/archives/gay-zombie-porn-fest-024465.php
MisterSadistro
02-01-2005, 08:47 PM
Don't know if it's rentable as of yet (unless you're in Asia). It's an indie film that just got picked for distribution not too long ago. The director gave me a copy at a horror convention a few months ago. Then we got drunk on Southern Comfort :)
CK
Marroe
02-01-2005, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by MisterSadistro
Don't know if it's rentable as of yet (unless you're in Asia). It's an indie film that just got picked for distribution not too long ago. The director gave me a copy at a horror convention a few months ago. Then we got drunk on Southern Comfort :)
CK :rolleyes: oooh well, aren't you special?:rolleyes: :D ........Lemme borrow it.
IDrinkYourBlood
02-01-2005, 08:57 PM
Still doesnt beat the scene i created for one of my films little dorrgies. Its near the beggining about 5 minutes in. This guy digs up a grave of a freshly buried women and starts doing the ol in-out in-out in her mouth right befor she turns into a zombie, and then, o my brothers, all's you could hear is a great big CHOMP.
Marroe
02-01-2005, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
Still doesnt beat the scene i created for one of my films little dorrgies. Its near the beggining about 5 minutes in. This guy digs up a grave of a freshly buried women and starts doing the ol in-out in-out in her mouth right befor she turns into a zombie, and then, o my brothers, all's you could hear is a great big CHOMP. You thunk that up huh?
Wait, weren't you also the one who had the necro dreams?:eek:
IDrinkYourBlood
02-01-2005, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
You thunk that up huh?
Wait, weren't you also the one who had the necro dreams?:eek: ..........................i ugh....i got to....................go now.........*running footsteps, door slams, car drives off, car comes back, door swings open* forgot my eggy wags*running footsteps, door slams, car drives away*
MisterSadistro
02-01-2005, 09:07 PM
oooh well, aren't you special? ........Lemme borrow it.
You gonna send it back ?
CK
Marroe
02-01-2005, 09:09 PM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
..........................i ugh....i got to....................go now.........*running footsteps, door slams, car drives off, car comes back, door swings open* forgot my eggy wags*running footsteps, door slams, car drives away* Ah, the bringer upper of old skelectons:D
Marroe
02-01-2005, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by MisterSadistro
You gonna send it back ?
CK Oh, sure sure
IDrinkYourBlood
02-01-2005, 09:11 PM
Originally posted by MisterSadistro
You gonna send it back ?
CK like she would give it back to you brother. Shes just a praty unjust brother. She needs to come with Uncle and Ill set her straight again.
Marroe
02-01-2005, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
like she would give it back to you brother. Shes just a praty unjust brother. She needs to come with Uncle and Ill set her straight again. You just can't get enough huh? But not this time, I may not come back.
MisterSadistro
02-01-2005, 09:25 PM
PM me addy, Marroe.
and IDrinkYourBlood, do you always talk in 'Clockwork' jargon ?
CK