Best lines and dialogue in movies.

[Angra]

Here are some that i find pretty funny:

"The first thing that i think that you should do, is to stop whining about this pathetic loser, for christ sakes. You are a tradegy queen. Steve dosn´t like me, Steve dosn´t respect me. Oh who gives a shit, GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!".

Billy Crystal - Analyze this




Gordon: "Go back to your father, Mark. Talk to him. Reason with him. Beg him."

Mark: "I´m sorry Gordo, but i can´t go crawling back there like some phatetic ratt and kiss that man´s feet."

Gordon: "Why not?"

Mark: "Because I did that yesterday."

C. Thomas Howell & Arye Gross - Soul man



"I know what you´re thinking, punk. You´re thinking: did he fire a 173 times....or a 174. Well... Do you fell lucky? Punk!".

Emilio Estevez - Loaded weapon 1



I will leave some for you guys.

;)

[Tat2]

IMO, Ash (Esp. in Army of Darkness) has some of the best one liners in films.
Such as:
"Well heellllooo Mr. fancy pants."
"Yo, She Bitch.....Lets go."


Regan in the Exorcist has some hellishly good lines when talking to Father Karas and Merin.

"...Stick your cock up her ass you Mother Fucking Cocksucker!"

The Thing: (Palmer)..."You gotta be fuckin' kinding!"

Who can forget the lovable Drill Sergeant from Full Metal Jacket. All of his lines were about the best in any movie. If you haven't seen it...get it! You won't be disapointed.

Full Metal Jacket:
"You climb obstacales like old people fuck, you know that Private Pyle!"

"What ever you do, don't fall down, that would break my fucking heart!"

"Who the fuck said that? Whos the slimey little communist shit twinkle toed cocksucker down here that signed his own death warrant!"

"Were you born a fat slimey scumbag puke piece of shit or did you have to work on it!"

"Hell...I like you...you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!"

"...BullShit...it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mothers ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated"

"...Holly dog shit...Texas...only steers and queers come from Texas Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!... Do you suck dicks?...Are you a peter puffer?...I bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the Goddamned common curtosy to give him a reach around!...I'll be watchin' you!"

"...You had best unfuck yourself or I'll unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"

"What is your major malfunction numbnuts!"

[bloodrayne]

What's that one from Seven?...I used to have it in my sig...It's where Brad Pitt asks the dude..."Do you ever think about how insane you are?"...But, that isn't it EXACTLY...I wish I still had that...It was funny as hell...

[Angra]

Who can forget the lovable Drill Sergeant from Full Metal Jacket. All of his lines were about the best in any movie. If you haven't seen it...get it! You won't be disapointed. [/B][/QUOTE]

True, he is hilarious. :p




"I might be an asshole, but i´m not a fucking asshole".

George clooney - From dusk till dawn

[The_Return]

My lord....

I could fill 10 pages if I could remember all the awesome lines Ive heard recently, lol

Secret Window has some good ones....both comical and non, which is good. He he he....when he thinks Shooter's in his bathroom, and he smashes the mirror/shower door....I killed a mirror.....And my shower door.


Ill leave the rest of those to Furball, lol. OOO, but she said she didnt like this one as much as me, lol:p "This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife. Anymore. " I love that line....


Anyway, on to another movie, lol. Damn near anything said in House on Haunted Hill [Remake], 'specially anything Pritchet says, Chris Kattan is awesome in that role, lol. Here a bunch from him:

"I lied. The house is alive. We're all gonna die. "

"....thats a whole new bunch of crazy shit! You'll hate that shit!"

"Sorry to interrupt. God dammit, you give me my god damn check right now! 'Cuz I want it! So you give it! Now! I'm serious!"

I guess they're funnier just cause of him, lol. Not as good typed. Heres some more from HoHH:

Evelyn:"Stephen, if you really love me, you'll find a way to drop dead in the next second."
Steven:"Oh but baby, finding ways for me to die is really your thing. Let's not forget the O.J. knife with the not so retractable blade, the Jim Jones kool-aide which was exactly that."
Evelyn:"Accidents, all accidents until proven otherwise."

Evelyn: "You go ahead darling, I'm just going to run boiling hot water over the places you just touched me."

Stephen: "Sure is a funky old house, ain't it?"

Channel 3 Reporter:"So Mr. Price, business or pleasure? "
Steven:"Neither. My wife."


Awesome movie



Just finished Street Fighter, it had some good ones, too. Cheesy, but still good.

"If good men do nothing, that is evil enough"

Bison:"You have made me a very happy man."
Guile:"And next, I'll make you a dead one."

I have soooo many more, but I shall leave you with one from Ghostbusters 2.

"Death is but a dor. Time is but a window. I will be back!"

[Tat2]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
What's that one from Seven?...I used to have it in my sig...It's where Brad Pitt asks the dude..."Do you ever think about how insane you are?"...But, that isn't it EXACTLY...I wish I still had that...It was funny as hell...

I actually have that quote on my PC...Here it is:

"...When a person is insane...as you... clearly are...Do you know that you're insane?...Maybe you're just sitting around...reading Guns and Ammo, masturbating in your own feces...Do you just stop and go...WOW...Its amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"


And just for shits and giggles, heres another quote from Se7en:

"...Come on...he's insane...look, right now he's probably dancing around eh eh eh eh in his Grandmas panties, yeah...rubbin himself in peanut butter."
:D

[kpropain]

My personal favorite...:D

[filmmaker2]

This has to be THE WEIRDEST line of dialogue I ever heard in anything:

"He's a great writer, but the biggest troublemaker I've ever known...plus I think he's a potential psycho."

William Boyce in "THE SLIME PEOPLE"

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Tat2
"...When a person is insane...as you... clearly are...Do you know that you're insane?...Maybe you're just sitting around...reading Guns and Ammo, masturbating in your own feces...Do you just stop and go...WOW...Its amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"OMG!...That's EXACTLY how I had it in my sig...*eyes you suspiciously*...lol...THANK YOU..I was actually looking for that :)

[Angra]

Originally posted by Tat2
I actually have that quote on my PC...Here it is:

"...When a person is insane...as you... clearly are...Do you know that you're insane?...Maybe you're just sitting around...reading Guns and Ammo, masturbating in your own feces...Do you just stop and go...WOW...Its amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"


And just for shits and giggles, heres another quote from Se7en:

"...Come on...he's insane...look, right now he's probably dancing around eh eh eh eh in his Grandmas panties, yeah...rubbin himself in peanut butter."
:D

That´s fucking funny!! :D LMAO

[furballothrills]

"Rubbernecker."
'"I know I can do it," Todd Downey said, helping himself to another ear of corn from the steaming bowl. "I'm sure that in time, every bit of her will be gone and her death will be a mystery... even to me."'
Shooter: I thought you said you didn't smoke.
Mort: I took it up recently for my health.


Mort: [beating his neck] Chico, do not be discouraged!
All right, be discouraged, you blind bastard, see if I care.

Mort: [to Chico about the maid] If you don't bite her, I'll kill her.

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Mort: I don't respond well to intimidation. Makes me feel *icky*.


don't credit me, credit the makers of Secret Window (and Stephen King of course)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by kpropain
My personal favorite...:D

i always loved that one ...

and 'look what your brother did to the god damned door'

actually, everything that guy said was gold.


'fixed my hem's though'

[Angra]

Originally posted by urgeok
i always loved that one ...

and 'look what your brother did to the god damned door'

actually, everything that guy said was gold.


'fixed my hem's though'


What movie is it?? :confused:

[urgeok]

Texas Chainsaw Massacre #2

[kpropain]

Originally posted by urgeok
i always loved that one ...

and 'look what your brother did to the god damned door'

actually, everything that guy said was gold.


'fixed my hem's though'

Bill Mosely and Jim Siedow were the shit in that movie...

Some other quotes from TCM 2
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Chop Top: I wanna buy some radio ad time...

Stretch: Are you fucking crazy we are closed, off the air until tomorrow, you'll just have to come baaack.

Chop Top: No but yeah, woah so this is radio land huh, the infinite turtle, the waves of the ether fuzz roll on forever roaaaar..
Cant' close that, alright I know what you are thinking this is wierd but I can handle it hehehe...You know me and bubba my little brother we listen to ya every night, music is my life....


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Chop Top: Right let's jump quick, dump this cook show, sell off this turkey, it's time, it's in the air, it's what the public wants..

Drayton Sawyer: I don't wanna hear that again..

Chop Top:It's Nam Land
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Drayton Sawyer: I wouldn't wish this rotten life upon a one eyed ferret with mange..

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Lefty: I'm the lord of the harvest..

Drayton Sawyer: Who is that some new health food bunch?

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Drayton Sawyer: A man builds a good sturdy trade by hookin and crookin, and then kerplooey, the gods just kick him right in the balls..


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[AUSTIN316426808]

Isn't your avatar the guy from Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 who made chilly out of people?

[kpropain]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Isn't your avatar the guy from Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 who made chilly out of people?

Yup that would be Drayton Sawyer, Real name Jim Siedow..:cool:

[Tat2]

Kathy Bates lines throughout "Misery" are all pretty good, like this one:

"...He didn't get out of the Cock-Doody car!":D