How do you take yours??......

[ShankS]

How to shower like a Woman:

· Get in shower.
· Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
· Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
· Wash hair again to make sure it's clean.
· Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
· Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes, until red.
· Wash entire rest of body with gingernut and jaffa cake body wash.
· Shave armpits and legs.
· Turn off shower.
· Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Exitmould.
· Get out of shower.
· Dry with towel the size of a small country.
· Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
· Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs.
· Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
· If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.

__________________________________________________

How to shower like a Man:

· Take off clothes while sitting on edge of bed.
· Leave in a pile.
· Walk naked to the bathroom.
· If you see wife along the way, shake knob at her making woo-hoo sound.
· Look at manly physique in mirror.
· Admire size of knob and scratch your bum.
· Get in the shower.
· Wash your face.
· Wash your armpits.
· Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
· Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.
· Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
· Wash your butt leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.
· Shampoo hair.
· Make shampoo mohawk.
· Pee.
· Rinse off and get out of shower.
· Partially dry-off.
· Fail to notice water on floor.
· Admire knob size in mirror again.
· Leave shower door open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
· Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
· If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake knob at her and make woo-hoo noise again.
· Throw wet towel on bed.

[urgeok]

well ...


there's really not a whole hell of a lot to add to that is there..

[Death By Jell-O]

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[Vodstok]

That is feindishly insightful. :D

(makes mental note, must start shaking knob at wife while making woo-woo sounds)

[Death By Jell-O]

Originally posted by Vodstok
That is feindishly insightful. :D

(makes mental note, must start shaking knob at wife while making woo-woo sounds)

In doing so, be prepared for the imminent laughter and snide remarks about cold water.......

[urgeok]

"shake knob at her making woo-hoo sound"



thats what my kid does

[ShankS]

your kid is rude.... teach him some manners. lol


or does he follow in daddies influencing footsteps??

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ShankS
your kid is rude.... teach him some manners. lol


or does he follow in daddies influencing footsteps??

no, i dont wave it going woo woo ..

i sneak up behind her and whack her with it.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by urgeok
no, i dont wave it going woo woo ..

i sneak up behind her and whack her with it.


and there she was thinking the neighbours dog was nosing her ass :D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ShankS
and there she was thinking the neighbours dog was nosing her ass :D



now i feel like i need a shower .. you dirty bugger :D

[ShankS]

Originally posted by urgeok
now i feel like i need a shower .. you dirty bugger :D

well dont forget to follow the Shower Guidelines above :D ;)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ShankS
well dont forget to follow the Shower Guidelines above :D ;)


it has a gaping mistake ..

i like to dry my 'unmentionables' on the drapes.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ShankS
well dont forget to follow the Shower Guidelines above :D ;)

sayyyyyy
were they the golden rules ?

as in the golden shower rules ? :D :D :D

[kpropain]

Originally posted by urgeok
it has a gaping mistake ..

i like to dry my 'unmentionables' on the drapes.

[Gren the cake]

totoro.. brian... stewie having sexual relations with a pig.. SUCH AWESOME AVATARS!! WOW!

anyways, i use any shampoo, usually helenc urtis type. i dont fall for all that special extract, oatmeal vitamin k crap.

i have 2 kinds of soap i use. i dont use copnditioner cuz u use a leave in afterwards.

i have one of those foot scrubs, and a loofah. thats about it! take me about half an hour cuz i go so slow..

[kpropain]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
i have one of those foot scrubs, and a loofah. thats about it! take me about half an hour cuz i go so slow..

Kristin wash long time eh?

[Gren the cake]

:D its my special time!! i start off wel then i kinda stop paying attention then all of a sudden.. where has the time gone?

i shave and sometimes brush my teeth in there too... :D

is half an hour really that long? neways, im a GIRL

[kpropain]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
i shave in there too... :D

Do you put those little pieces of toilet paper all over your face?:p

[Gren the cake]

nopers. im extra careful :)

[allmykids]

Originally posted by ShankS
How to shower like a Woman:

· Get in shower.
· Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
· Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
· Wash hair again to make sure it's clean.
· Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
· Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes, until red.
· Wash entire rest of body with gingernut and jaffa cake body wash.
· Shave armpits and legs.
· Turn off shower.
· Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Exitmould.
· Get out of shower.
· Dry with towel the size of a small country.
· Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
· Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs.
· Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
· If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.

__________________________________________________

How to shower like a Man:

· Take off clothes while sitting on edge of bed.
· Leave in a pile.
· Walk naked to the bathroom.
· If you see wife along the way, shake knob at her making woo-hoo sound.
· Look at manly physique in mirror.
· Admire size of knob and scratch your bum.
· Get in the shower.
· Wash your face.
· Wash your armpits.
· Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
· Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.
· Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
· Wash your butt leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.
· Shampoo hair.
· Make shampoo mohawk.
· Pee.
· Rinse off and get out of shower.
· Partially dry-off.
· Fail to notice water on floor.
· Admire knob size in mirror again.
· Leave shower door open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
· Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
· If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake knob at her and make woo-hoo noise again.
· Throw wet towel on bed.

The Mans Shower................ LMAO!!! :D

[allmykids]

MY BATH............ HOT BUBBLE BATH. CANDLES ALL OVER THE PLACE. LIGHTS OFF. GLASS OF WINE. CD Playing a Rainstorm with thunder. NOW THAT's HEAVEN!! ;)

[filmmaker2]

Cream, and just a little bit of sugar. Thanks!

(You people are so friendly here!)

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by ShankS
How to shower like a Woman:

· Get in shower.
· Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
· Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
· Wash hair again to make sure it's clean.
· Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
· Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes, until red.
· Wash entire rest of body with gingernut and jaffa cake body wash.
· Shave armpits and legs.
· Turn off shower.
· Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Exitmould.
· Get out of shower.
· Dry with towel the size of a small country.
· Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
· Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs.
· Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
· If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.

__________________________________________________


sounds like a patrick bateman shower

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by allmykids
MY BATH............ HOT BUBBLE BATH. CANDLES ALL OVER THE PLACE. LIGHTS OFF. GLASS OF WINE. CD Playing a Rainstorm with thunder. NOW THAT's HEAVEN!! ;) dont forget the dildo

[ShankS]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
dont forget the dildo


hahahah lol with the anal probe attachments :D :D

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
sounds like a patrick bateman shower


hahhahahah

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by ShankS
How to shower like a Woman:

· Get in shower.
· Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
· Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
· Wash hair again to make sure it's clean.
· Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
· Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes, until red.
· Wash entire rest of body with gingernut and jaffa cake body wash.
· Shave armpits and legs.
· Turn off shower.
· Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Exitmould.
· Get out of shower.
· Dry with towel the size of a small country.
· Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
· Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs.
· Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
· If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.

__________________________________________________

How to shower like a Man:

· Take off clothes while sitting on edge of bed.
· Leave in a pile.
· Walk naked to the bathroom.
· If you see wife along the way, shake knob at her making woo-hoo sound.
· Look at manly physique in mirror.
· Admire size of knob and scratch your bum.
· Get in the shower.
· Wash your face.
· Wash your armpits.
· Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
· Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.
· Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
· Wash your butt leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.
· Shampoo hair.
· Make shampoo mohawk.
· Pee.
· Rinse off and get out of shower.
· Partially dry-off.
· Fail to notice water on floor.
· Admire knob size in mirror again.
· Leave shower door open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
· Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
· If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake knob at her and make woo-hoo noise again.
· Throw wet towel on bed.

LMFAO!!!!!!! :D

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by ShankS
and there she was thinking the neighbours dog was nosing her ass :D

ayhahahhahahaha LMFAO!!!!!!!!! :D

[Marroe]

I usually take mine naked.........is that normal?

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Marroe
I usually take mine naked.........is that normal?

yeah :)

unless you want to save money, and wash your cloths at the same time lol

[Marroe]

Originally posted by ShankS
yeah :)

unless you want to save money, and wash your cloths at the same time lol Ya know that is an awesome fuckin' idea! Why didn't I think of that:confused: