Weird/Funny things in pornos

[Vodstok]

Okay, i was posting soemthing about New Orleans earlier, and was reminded of this.... Have you ever watched anything that was pornographic, and someone obviously thought what they are making was hot, but it was just weird, funny or creepy?

I was at mardi gras, and me and my freinds were stayting with a cop who lived there. we were waiting for it to be time to go to the french quarter (the cop was working th elate shift, and would drive us down at 5ish, he slept the rest of the day. we would just hang out or check out the city)

we were looking fo ra movie to watch, when one of my freinds said "hey, you guys want to watch blade?" We said sure.

My freind has a sick sense of humor. "Blade" was a porno. In it, two guys were pounding some UGLY woman with a dragon tatoo that covered 20% of her torso. She had a nice figure, but the hair and face were worse than linda blair.

Anyway, this chunky guy, in a t-shirt, with a PUPPET, is sitting and watching the whole thing, making his "little freind" happy the whole time. After fast fowarding thorugh about 10 minutes of this, the weirdest thing happened. there was a camera shot over the puppet guy's shoulder, so you could see the threesome on the floor... And he holds the puppet up so it is looking over his shoulder, right at the camera, and the puppet waves..... It was funny and creepy at the same time.... tot his day i cant figure out what the fuck they were trying to do....

Anyway, after being butt-banged by both guys, t he woman gives them both oral, which i have never understood. And after a collective money shot, she lays on the floor, and the puppet guy comes over and starts having his way with her. from puppets to cum covered women....


Of course, then we thought "We are staying with the guy who owns this for the next 10 days....."

I slept with one eye open....

[urgeok]

weird/funny things in pornos : Ron Jeremy

[Vodstok]

As disgusting as he is, you gotta give the man credit. He's hung like a horse and has banged women that other men dream about.

That, and he has been in a very high risk profession for over 20 years and still hasnt a scratch on him. So to speak.

I looked him up on IMDB. Did you know he has a masters degree in special education and was a highschool teacher?!:eek:

[ShankS]

cant remember hearing about the guy, so did a search on google images and loads of Ron Jeremy pics came up..... this is one of them. wtf!! he seriously aint still in porno surely, the guys a mess... he looks like saddam lol

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
As disgusting as he is, you gotta give the man credit. He's hung like a horse and has banged women that other men dream about.

That, and he has been in a very high risk profession for over 20 years and still hasnt a scratch on him. So to speak.

I looked him up on IMDB. Did you know he has a masters degree in special education and was a highschool teacher?!:eek:

actually i do ..

I have the DVD of Ron Jeremy : Porn Star..
a bio made a few years ago ..

kind of sad really ... he would have loved to be legit .. he seems like a lonely guy.

but yes ... he has sheathed his sword in some magnificent scabbards :)

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by ShankS
cant remember hearing about the guy, so did a search on google images and loads of Ron Jeremy pics came up..... this is one of them. wtf!! he seriously aint still in porno surely, the guys a mess... he looks like saddam lol According to IMDB, he's still making a good "fucking" living, even though he is in his 50s....

He got his start because of his girlfreind... i wonder if they still date, har har.

[allmykids]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Okay, i was posting soemthing about New Orleans earlier, and was reminded of this.... Have you ever watched anything that was pornographic, and someone obviously thought what they are making was hot, but it was just weird, funny or creepy?

I was at mardi gras, and me and my freinds were stayting with a cop who lived there. we were waiting for it to be time to go to the french quarter (the cop was working th elate shift, and would drive us down at 5ish, he slept the rest of the day. we would just hang out or check out the city)

we were looking fo ra movie to watch, when one of my freinds said "hey, you guys want to watch blade?" We said sure.

My freind has a sick sense of humor. "Blade" was a porno. In it, two guys were pounding some UGLY woman with a dragon tatoo that covered 20% of her torso. She had a nice figure, but the hair and face were worse than linda blair.

Anyway, this chunky guy, in a t-shirt, with a PUPPET, is sitting and watching the whole thing, making his "little freind" happy the whole time. After fast fowarding thorugh about 10 minutes of this, the weirdest thing happened. there was a camera shot over the puppet guy's shoulder, so you could see the threesome on the floor... And he holds the puppet up so it is looking over his shoulder, right at the camera, and the puppet waves..... It was funny and creepy at the same time.... tot his day i cant figure out what the fuck they were trying to do....

Anyway, after being butt-banged by both guys, t he woman gives them both oral, which i have never understood. And after a collective money shot, she lays on the floor, and the puppet guy comes over and starts having his way with her. from puppets to cum covered women....


Of course, then we thought "We are staying with the guy who owns this for the next 10 days....."

I slept with one eye open....

LOL!!

[allmykids]

Originally posted by urgeok
weird/funny things in pornos : Ron Jeremy

I think he is gross! I don't care how big his dick is, You couldn't pay me enough to fuck him!!

[Death By Jell-O]

I saw one, I believe it was called Splatterhouse 5....It had some chick getting banged by this fat guy in a pig mask and a creepy clown.......After the money shot, it shows her in the bed, calling out "Aunty Em, The Clown Man and The Pig Man are fucking me, Aunty Em, the clown man and pig man are fucking.....me...." She'd been dreaming the whole thing........It was rather disturbing.....the clown looked like a Chimo....But then again, don't they all? :confused:

And let's not forget anything with Bridget The Midget in it....:D :D :D

http://www.momshunter.com/midgets/midget03/midget-fuck01.jpg

[Vodstok]

I saw a video from the internet one time with a midget thta was strangely attractive.... I couldnt figure out if it was okay or not to think what she was doing was hot... So i loaded up th evideo of the chick gagging on horse spooge instead...


Just kidding about the horse video....

[urgeok]

i always think the Peter North films are funny when he completely covers someone so insanely much that they both break down laughing..

the guy isnt human

[Vodstok]

Marc Silverstein from "The Best of" on Food Network:
http://www.foodtv.ca/DMM/M/A/Marc_Siverstein_001.jpg

Peter North:
http://www.playtimecinema.com/playtimecinema/images/6_lg.jpg


Separated at birth? You be the judge....

[Kemal]

Originally posted by ShankS
cant remember hearing about the guy, so did a search on google images and loads of Ron Jeremy pics came up..... this is one of them. wtf!! he seriously aint still in porno surely, the guys a mess... he looks like saddam lol

That's not Ron Jeremy on the left, that's Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, an Al Qaeda terrorist and the main planner behind 9/11. That picture is from his capture in Pakistan in 2003.

[Vodstok]

you are an endless source of logic, kemal. Thank you, i really was hoping ROn hadnt let himself go that bad... He's a dirty old fart, but he seems like a decent guy.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Kemal
That's not Ron Jeremy on the left, that's Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, an Al Qaeda terrorist and the main planner behind 9/11. That picture is from his capture in Pakistan in 2003.


so what you're saying is, that he fucked more people in one day than Ron Jeremy did in a lifetime

[Vodstok]

exactly

[ChEEbA]

Ok two things...

1: You know how you guys have American Idol?
We've just broadcasted our "Australian Idol", same shit...anyway, the last chick who won was called "Casey Donovan", right?
Ok, so after she won, one of our MAJOR newspapers like, one that gets sold all around the country...printed a website address for her site.
As you may or may not know, and australian sites usually end with: .com.au , except this newspaper forgot to put the .au at the end, and just went with .com.
Anyway, I guess if you go to www.caseydonovan.com you'll get an idea what happened. Apperently there were a few complaints - go figure.

2: Just something funny that I saw YEARS ago...I dunno I was like 14. Anyway, I think it was filmed in New Zealand, some REALLY low budget R18 rated peice of shit...you saw tits, ass, some pussy but no penetration.
Ok, the storyline was riduculous, but that's not the deal.
In part of it, he's meant to be fucking her from behind, she's really acting it up...moaning, screaming..etc, and for like 2 seconds you saw the guys dick - and it wasn't even up!! He was standing there hula-hooping behind her with his dick flopping around and she was acting like she was getting fucked.
I guess you hadda be there, but it was pretty fucking funny.

[urgeok]

maybe it was slapping her in all the right places :)

[Vodstok]

Some guys i knew wanted to go to the video store one time. we got there and they suddenly wanted to go look at the adult film section. They got all giggly and embarressed once back there (they were 26 and 32 at the time, 6 years ago....) so they decided on a few, one of which was called "english Muffins", apparently, it was british porn aimed at americans.

well, there was this one "scene" where a group of men in speedoes and masks are standing around a naked woman on an "altar" (aka, a fold up table with a tablecloth and some candles) which she is strapped to. then the "High preist" comes in. the chick begins moaning and thrusting, then gasps in pleaseure as he wips out his penis, which was a whopping 4 inches erect.

Now, im not ron jeremy, but i left 4 inches behind somewhere in my early teens. i have never laughed so hard at something that was apparently intended for me to be turned on by.

[Death By Jell-O]

Wow, maybe size really doesn't matter......:D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
Wow, maybe size really doesn't matter......:D

thats what i keep praying !

[newb]

Originally posted by urgeok
thats what i keep praying !

I gather there's a lot of shrinkage up there in the cold north.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Kemal
That's not Ron Jeremy on the left, that's Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, an Al Qaeda terrorist and the main planner behind 9/11. That picture is from his capture in Pakistan in 2003.

I know it's not him on the left, he's on the right. lol




and you guys talking about midget sex, lol that remeinds me of that midget in Total Recall, the one that's wearing fishnets. rofl.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by newb
I gather there's a lot of shrinkage up there in the cold north.


well, thats one of my excuses :)

[ShankS]

I saw this Peter North vid, titled No Hands Ejaculation, and there was this scene with a few girls and when he was about to shoot his load, he put his hands on his hips, the girls knelt down infront of him and he started shooting gallons of spunk all over the place whist shouting "yeah!! yeah!!....Yeah!".... I mean wtf, this guy must have freak ball volume or what.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ShankS
I saw this Peter North vid, titled No Hands Ejaculation, and there was this scene with a few girls and when he was about to shoot his load, he put his hands on his hips, the girls knelt down infront of him and he started shooting gallons of spunk all over the place whist shouting "yeah!! yeah!!....Yeah!".... I mean wtf, this guy must have freak ball volume or what.


he's not human.

his nickname is BC .. for Beer Can.

I guess someone else had already taken FireHose.

[ShankS]

I bet the camera crew have to wear rain jackets.

[Death By Jell-O]

Aside from Total Recall, the midget (who's name is Debbie Lee Carrington) was also an ewok in Return of the Jedi....

http://home.comcast.net/~deathbyjello/DLC.jpg

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by urgeok
actually i do ..

I have the DVD of Ron Jeremy : Porn Star..
a bio made a few years ago ..

kind of sad really ... he would have loved to be legit .. he seems like a lonely guy.


I seen that movie on Showtime and I thought the same thing. He's a really nice guy.

[Gren the cake]

would hafto agree with amk

doesnt matter how long the schlong, if hes ugly.. ITS JUST WRONG!!

and in his case, butt ass ugly!!

[orangestar]

I've only seen one Ron Jeremy porn, and in that one he didnt seem to be "hung like a horse" but maybe it was a bad angle...

idk.

But he does seem like a really nice guy in his interviews.

Im not sure I'd do him...but maybe just because he's famous.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by orangestar
I've only seen one Ron Jeremy porn, and in that one he didnt seem to be "hung like a horse" but maybe it was a bad angle...

idk.

But he does seem like a really nice guy in his interviews.

Im not sure I'd do him...but maybe just because he's famous.


so ..... you'd fuck an old unattractive man - because he was famous ?

[urgeok]

a porn star at that

[The STE]

there was a movie I saw where the chicks got fucked with fencing swords

[orangestar]

Originally posted by urgeok
a porn star at that


Im weird with the sexual talk on HDC...

just ignore me. :rolleyes:

[urgeok]

Originally posted by orangestar
Im weird with the sexual talk on HDC...

just ignore me. :rolleyes:


well, i'm sure you just made a lot of old famous men horny :)