What Character in a horror movie would you be?

[massacre man]

i had a thread like this before but it was deleted so heres a new one

i remember Zwoti-the guy who suspects something is going on but dies before he is believed

i would be the guy who is thought to be dead but comes back at the end and saves the other survivors

what about you?

[Haphazard]

I would definitely be the non-believing, sarcastic, partying, just trying to get laid bastard that gets killed off for the simple fact that I think it is all bullshit and the killer doesn't exist.

I laugh in the face of fear...and am made an example of in front of everybody by the anonymous killer.

Yup...that'd be me.

*raises hand*

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Haphazard
I would definitely be the non-believing, sarcastic, partying, just trying to get laid bastard that gets killed off for the simple fact that I think it is all bullshit and the killer doesn't exist.

I laugh in the face of fear...and am made an example of in front of everybody by the anonymous killer.

Yup...that'd be me.

*raises hand* haha you die

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by massacre man
haha you died

I demand a re-write, dammit!!!

[Marroe]

The innocent virgin that is the only one left living at the end.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Marroe
The innocent virgin that is the only one left living at the end. read my post

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by Marroe
The innocent virgin that is the only one left living at the end.

BWAHAHAHAHAH!

Uh, I mean...yeah, I can totally see that.

That's definitely plausible.

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by massacre man
read my post

So YOU'RE the innocent virgin.

Ok, I'm with ya now.

Damn...I really should've read over this script some more.

[Marroe]

Originally posted by massacre man
read my post Okay, then you save me then I kill you?

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Haphazard
So YOU'RE the innocent virgin.

Ok, I'm with ya now.

Damn...I really should've read over this script some more. i would be the guy who is thought to be dead but comes back at the end and saves the other survivors

[Marroe]

Originally posted by Haphazard
BWAHAHAHAHAH!

Uh, I mean...yeah, I can totally see that.

That's definitely plausible. ;)



So we are all in the same movie?:confused:

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Marroe
Okay, then you save me then I kill you? meanie

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by massacre man
i would be the guy who is thought to be dead but comes back at the end and saves the other survivors

Well, good luck with that, bro.

My job is done here...I'm already dead.

where's my paycheck...I got a flight to catch.

:cool:

[Marroe]

Originally posted by massacre man
meanie Okay, I won't kill you....but I still get to be a virgin too!

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by Marroe
Okay, I won't kill you....but I still get to be a virgin too!

OH CMON!!!!!

Ya can't all be virgins!!!

SOMEBODY'S got to sleep with me somewhere in the movie before I get whacked!

:(

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Marroe
Okay, I won't kill you....but I still get to be a virgin too! i could live with that

[Marroe]

Originally posted by Haphazard
OH CMON!!!!!

Ya can't all be virgins!!!

SOMEBODY'S got to sleep with me somewhere in the movie before I get whacked!

:( massacre man?

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Haphazard
OH CMON!!!!!

Ya can't all be virgins!!!

SOMEBODY'S got to sleep with me somewhere in the movie before I get whacked!

:( i would like to volunteer

[Marroe]

Originally posted by massacre man
i would like to volunteer Aww, he beat me to it:( Oh well have fun;)

[massacre man]

this will be fun!

[Marroe]

Originally posted by massacre man
this will be fun! This will be an open audience, right? I hope:D

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Marroe
Aww, he beat me to it:( Oh well have fun;) ok it could be him and AMK

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by massacre man
i would like to volunteer

Ok...but I'm warning you...I go off the script a lot in sex scenes. Lot o' ad-libbing going on.

Just giving you a heads up (no pun intended).

[Marroe]

Originally posted by massacre man
ok it could be him and AMK I can already feel the love.......where's mine? *crying* I don't wanna be a virgin anymore:(

[massacre man]

more people so far the cast is

Marroe Massacre Man Haphazard Zwoti

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by massacre man
ok it could be him and AMK

Okaaaay, waaait up.

THIS I have a problem with. Not personally against AMK...but let's be honest...she reproduces like a friggin' rabbit.

Sooo, I mean...I really am not trying to be that typical, cocky, snot-nose punk of an actor.

However, I refuse to chance any slip ups with AMK.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Marroe
I can already feel the love.......where's mine? *crying* I don't wanna be a virgin anymore:( under the bed

[damage_plan]

I'll be the old guy from the woods that tries to warn you "damn kids".

[Marroe]

Originally posted by massacre man
more people so far the cast is

Marroe Massacre Man Haphazard Zwoti I think we could have a kick ass movie all by ourselves....we just need a killer though

[massacre man]

or on the bed...

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by massacre man
more people so far the cast is

Marroe Massacre Man Haphazard Zwoti

CASTING CALL:

We need a whore!

Preferably a stoner.

[Marroe]

Originally posted by massacre man
under the bed In the dresser drawer actually

[massacre man]

Originally posted by damage_plan
I'll be the old guy from the woods that tries to warn you "damn kids". that dies

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by damage_plan
I'll be the old guy from the woods that tries to warn you "damn kids".

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH! That's awesome. You just sort of shake your fist a lot at us, and mumble.

[Haphazard]

Well, I gotta go, guys.

I'll read over the script more 2morrow.

I have complete faith in your directing abilities, MM...just don't put me in any compromising positions while I'm gone.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Haphazard
Well, I gotta go, guys.

I'll read over the script more 2morrow.

I have complete faith in your directing abilities, MM...just don't put me in any compromising positions while I'm gone. the cocaine is in your shoe

[Marroe]

Originally posted by massacre man
the cocaine is in your shoe I saw him put in his ass...he's kewl.

[meetthecreeper]

Can I be the creepy gas station attendant that warns you kids to stay away from.....well whereever you should be staying away from?

[Marroe]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
Can I be the creepy gas station attendant that warns you kids to stay away from.....well whereever you should be staying away from? we already have that...we need a killer, and a whore.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
Can I be the creepy gas station attendant that warns you kids to stay away from.....well whereever you should be staying away from? you could be the killer who takes out Haphazard damage_plan and Zwoti and then is killed by me

[Marroe]

Originally posted by massacre man
you could be the killer who takes out Haphazard damage_plan and Zwoti and then is killed by me Am I fired?:(

[nine9]

For some reason, people always see me as someone that they want to protect. Always has been that way. :rolleyes:

I am capable of doing this myself though quite well. And have many times.

I think I would be the last one alive........killed ultimately at the end. lol :p

[Angra]

I would be the evil eccentric villain, who kills you all and then returns in the sequal. WUUAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! :D

[Chainsaw Guy]

I would be the guy who sacrificed himself for the others

[Angelakillsluts]

I'd probably be the one who gets killed before you even get to know anything about them.

[urgeok]

i'd be the guy that survives to the end with the girl ...
only to find at the end that she really was a vampire/demon/peewee herman all the time and my ass was soon to be history ...(driving away into the sunset, she turns to look at the camera .. an evil smile appears on her face and her eyes glow red and appear reptillian - fade to black.)

[LilMissScareAll]

I would be the killer, of course! :D

[Vodstok]

I would be the smart, nerdy guy that everyone loves, and gets horribly wounded, but not killed in the last 15 minutes of the movie.

Or i would be Ash.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
I would be the smart, nerdy guy that everyone loves, and gets horribly wounded, but not killed in the last 15 minutes of the movie.

Or i would be Ash.


what makes you think everone would love you ? :D

[Vodstok]

Because i am fucking loveable, godamnit :)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
I would be the smart, nerdy guy that everyone loves, and gets horribly wounded, but not killed in the last 15 minutes of the movie.

Or i would be Ash.


the nerds in those films usually get killed by one of the other victims .. before the killer even has a chance :)

[Vodstok]

Well, i'd kinda be like jamie Kennedy in the original Scream, Only likeable. And with a chance of actually getting laid.

[Angra]

Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
I'd probably be the one who gets killed before you even get to know anything about them.

With other words, you are the opening scene? ;)

[Death By Jell-O]

I'll be the whore......Sounds like a fun job....Get stoned, be a whore......It's a win win situation.......

[urgeok]

Originally posted by LilMissScareAll
I would be the killer, of course! :D


you dont look like a killer

[Angelakillsluts]

Originally posted by Angra
With other words, you are the opening scene? ;)

Exactly. :D