Cant Stand It?

[IDrinkYourBlood]

What ae some movies that just right piss you off, like im talking you just cant stand them and wanna rip your own heart out and stomp on it cuz the movie piss's you off so badly.

[Sedated_replica]

Where do I start?


"IT" is the worst

[urgeok]

the village

[ichi the killer]

Crap tedious slasher movies, friday the 13th, halloween 23 etc.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
What ae some movies that just right piss you off, like im talking you just cant stand them and wanna rip your own heart out and stomp on it cuz the movie piss's you off so badly.

I've not realy been affected by a film that badly.... just turn it off if it's wasting my life.

[Angelakillsluts]

TCM remake

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ShankS
I've not realy been affected by a film that badly.... just turn it off if it's wasting my life.

i was in the theatre ... but i wouldnt have turned it off even if i could have .. i was waiting for it to somehow redeem itself (The Village)


i swore like trailer-trash all the way out of the theatre and all the way home.

[AUSTIN316426808]

i'm sure there is one but at the moment i can't think of a movie as a whole that pissed me off that badly but there are parts of movies that piss me off, for example in the TCM remake when Erin and that geeky guy with the glasses baracade themselves in that old run down wooden house and she's laying right next to the chainsaw while leatherface isn't even paying attention to her but she just lays there screaming.

[allmykids]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
Where do I start?


"IT" is the worst

I hope you just mean the ending. the movie was great the end sucked!!

[allmykids]

Originally posted by urgeok
the village

Just watched it lastnight. what a bomb!!

[IDrinkYourBlood]

The movie that makes me wanna shoot myself in the face has to be "Donnie Darko"

[allmykids]

Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
TCM remake

Your kidding right?? I loved it!!

[allmykids]

Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
The movie that makes me wanna shoot myself in the face has to be "Donny Darko"

That one did suck!!

[IDrinkYourBlood]

Originally posted by allmykids
That one did suck!! True that. I also liked the TCM remake. For a hollywood remake it was pretty good.

[Angelakillsluts]

Originally posted by allmykids
Your kidding right?? I loved it!!

Nah, I really didn't like it. There are definately movies I hate much more, but this one is the first to pop into my head.

For instance, "Darkness" is like the worst movie I've ever seen but it doesn't piss me off to watch it. Jessica Biel just bugs me, the first half of the TCM remake was good but I thought it really sucked for the second half.

[Angra]

TCM -the original. I was going insane of all the non-stop screaming. :mad: Baaaaaaaaad!

[EXTR3MIST]

Horror: Scream - so offended am I by its posturing.

Non-horror: Human Traffic.

[IDrinkYourBlood]

Yeah I really hate scream. Most of Wes Cravens flicks i hate.

[Hate_Breeder]

Horror: Darkness Falls, They, Fear of the Dark, Signs

Non-horror: Election, Knights Tale, Shrek, Brother Bear, AND OH MY GOD I FUCKING HATE FINDING NEMO!

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Horror: Darkness Falls, They, Fear of the Dark, Signs

Non-horror: Election, Knights Tale, Shrek, Brother Bear, AND OH MY GOD I FUCKING HATE FINDING NEMO!

you hated Election ? the movie was hilarious !

i hate Nemo as well though ....

[theshadow]

i hated jasonx i didn't even continue to watch after the 1st ten minutes.

[evil_blonde]

The Village was pretty dumb... I didn't like any of the Screams.
I also hate Scary Movie 1, 2 and 3.
Also Spongebob Squarepants. I haven't even seen it but I know I will hate it.

[IDrinkYourBlood]

Crist, I havent even watched knights tale and allready it piss's me off!

[g star]

there have been many in my life, but most recently i watched "dodgeball." not only did i not laugh but i didn't even smile. i wanted to kill myself from beginning to end and i was embarrassed to belong to a race where there were actually people who thought this movie was funny. as far as horror, there are none. the reason i love horror is that nothing is expected of it. if it's bad it's bad, whatever. half the time they're supposed to be bad. horror is the only film genre where the movies are expected to be bad, so therefore if you see a particularly crumby one it's your own damn fault for bothering. that said, i really did hate the TCM remake. it's not that it was terrible. on it's own it might have been okay. it's the fact that it was the TCM remake. why not just call it something else and sell it as it's own movie? shit, i'm getting carried away....

[IDrinkYourBlood]

man you never even laughed at the Chuck Noris part...........i mean..........CHUCK NORIS!!!................HE GAVE THE THUMBS UP!!!!! gah!

[urgeok]

i laughed all the way through dodgeball...
not a great movie by any means .. but it was funny.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by theshadow
i hated jasonx i didn't even continue to watch after the 1st ten minutes.


it was complete shit...
didnt make a lick of sense...in any department.

I keep hoping those movies would get a bit smarter ... in vain

[Angelakillsluts]

I just remembered how awful that was. I change my vote to Jason X.

[IDrinkYourBlood]

didnt he fall to earth at the end......which mean he now should be all metal n stuff.....on earth.

[EXTR3MIST]

Jason X was surprisingly good -

The film may have ripped off the Alien series to death, but it was a welcome and refreshing change from the tired settings of the previous 37 instalments.

"FutureJason" - with his fused-on mask and nifty metallic bits and pieces - was an awesome sight (director James Isaac cut his teeth on special creature effects in Return of the Jedi and The Fly); the characters were quite likeable, murders weren't bad, and humour subtle but inventive (the "lakeside" illusion bit: "Well, he's done with the campers!").

And a David Cronenberg cameo!

[IDrinkYourBlood]

*sigh* some people

[Tat2]

To me, bad horror is still better than no horror, but if I had to list any, I would say:

Horror - Visitors
Non-Horror - The Tormentors and Fargo

[damage_plan]

Ring of Darkness realy pissed me off.Thats gotta be one of the crappiest movies ever.

[IDrinkYourBlood]

k another movie that piss's me off is mother fuck'n E.T. god that annoys the shit outta me.

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
TCM remake

Agreed, why remake a great movie?

[urgeok]

Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
k another movie that piss's me off is mother fuck'n E.T. god that annoys the shit outta me.

i'm all over that one ..
bought it on DVD for my kid ... couldn't believe how bad it actually was. Elliots character .. was so hyper-realistic that it made my want to puke ... it should have been turned down a notch.

although i'm betting the 'natural dialogue' was what the critics loved when it came out.

It plays on your emotions like a cheap disney film.
As an adult watching it you feel like you were tricked as a kid.

I cant stand it now.

[IDrinkYourBlood]

ok i just remembered another movie that piss's me off. Ginger Snaps. I mean thats not a wearwolf film, thats an educational film about getting your period.

[EXTR3MIST]

Yeah Ginger Snaps is most overrated.

Gives new meaning to the term, "period drama".

E.T. still packs a huge emotional punch, but what a bad idea the recent re-issue was - those additional scenes and CGI-generated alien are damn awful.

"If it ain't broke" applies here.

[ChEEbA]

Yeah Ginger Snaps is most overrated.

Yes, I thought it was one of the most boring "horror" films I've ever seen...esecially for a werewolf film...I'm not really much of werewolf fan but - I thought this one sure sucked.


I saw F vs J again yesterday...and one of thing annoyed me about that...
In the beginning, even though it's meant to be taking part in Jasons mind, every time I see it, I think it's stupid that SOMEHOW, he managed to ram his machete not only through the woman, and a foot or two of air, then the whole big thick tree behind her, and the bloody tip actally protrudes from the other side of the tree - it would just be impossible, the tree itself is WAY thicker than the length of the machete.


I'm wondering - did anyone here like Jason goes to hell?
I always thought it was unique...I enjoyed it.

[damage_plan]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
I'm wondering - did anyone here like Jason goes to hell?
I always thought it was unique...I enjoyed it.



The first few times I saw it I hated it then I got over the fact that Jasons body wasn't in most of it.Once I got over that fact I enjoyed it.It sure beets Jason Takes Manhattan.

[The_Return]

Pirates of the fucking Carribean.

The 1st time I saw it, I thought it was decent, I found it enjoyable. The second time, I noticed alot that Id missed the 1st time around. Now, Ive been forced to sit through this movie AT LEAST 8 times [School, "Parties"], and If I ever see it again, somebody's gonna get it shoved down their throat.

[damage_plan]

Originally posted by The_Return
Pirates of the fucking Carribean.

The 1st time I saw it, I thought it was decent, I found it enjoyable. The second time, I noticed alot that Id missed the 1st time around. Now, Ive been forced to sit through this movie AT LEAST 8 times [School, "Parties"], and If I ever see it again, somebody's gonna get it shoved down their throat.



Hell yea it sucked, I'm not looking forward to the sequel.

[IDrinkYourBlood]

another movie that pissed me off is "sleep away camp 2" i mean the first one was pretty awsome, but the secound is just pure shit. cant stand the actress and the premises is SO lame.

[EXTR3MIST]

UK folk may have heard of Twin Town (unlikely released widespread in the USA) - not a horror movie, but a horrible movie: one of the ugliest pieces of celluloid ever created, with repulsive characters (including the now rather famous Rhys Iffans), miserably cruel plot, and a generally stinking air about the whole damn experience.

It wanted to be a Welsh Trainspotting, but perhaps because it was directed by the odious Keith Allen's brother it was simply Welsh Shit.

[IDrinkYourBlood]

Another movie i cant bare to watch is "Cristine" or however you spell it. The one with the killer car. Man that movie is SO lame beyond beleif.

[Preacher]

When anyone tries to tell me Jeepers Creepers was a good film I just wanna lace 'em in the nuts.

Ash x x

[urgeok]

Originally posted by EXTR3MIST
UK folk may have heard of Twin Town (unlikely released widespread in the USA) - not a horror movie, but a horrible movie: one of the ugliest pieces of celluloid ever created, with repulsive characters (including the now rather famous Rhys Iffans), miserably cruel plot, and a generally stinking air about the whole damn experience.

It wanted to be a Welsh Trainspotting, but perhaps because it was directed by the odious Keith Allen's brother it was simply Welsh Shit.

i kind of liked Twin Town ...

i saw it when i was hungry for anything different from the typical american film ... and it was anything but typical..

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Preacher
When anyone tries to tell me Jeepers Creepers was a good film I just wanna lace 'em in the nuts.

Ash x x

take your best shot then :D

i loved the beginning of it and only thought it failed once it got to the police station ... over exposure of the monster.

and the psychic lady was unnessessary too.

[graveshow]

Hate to say it, I'm sorry because I know some people thought this movie was great, but.....

Cabin Fever

I dont know what pisses me off more. The movie, or the fact that I cant get that 93 minutes of my life back. This movie couldnt even believe in its OWN reality, with the ways to catch the sickness changing to fit the scene.... the acting was so horrible I thought I was watching the beginning stages of a new season of American Idol......only an actors version. Add to this the friggin rave reviews people gave it, the huge amount of attention trade mags like Fango gave it, and the fact that it was so talked about as a Toronto Film Fest piece, and I came away more than a little disappointed.

The only movie in the past couple of years that has pissed me off this much is Troy....and that isnt horror of course. But, it does make me want to hop a plane, fly to California and bitchslap Brad Pitt.

[IDrinkYourBlood]

true that, Cabin Fever sucked hard core.

[Angra]

Originally posted by urgeok
take your best shot then :D

i loved the beginning of it and only thought it failed once it got to the police station ... over exposure of the monster.

and the psychic lady was unnessessary too.

I totally agree. :)

And i liked the monster. It was well made up. :) :) :)

[IDrinkYourBlood]

Jeepers creepers might of had a good start, but jeepers creepers 2 on the other hand.......

[Angra]

Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
Jeepers creepers might of had a good start, but jeepers creepers 2 on the other hand.......

.....Sucked!!:(

[IDrinkYourBlood]

Originally posted by Angra
.....Sucked!!:( exactly

[Preacher]

Are you guys watchin the same films or somethin?? Jeepers Creepers sucked donkek balls.

I have to admit. Up to the point where they got to the big pipe was really good as I was gettin well into it. quite scary. Then they got down into that building and the fx were shite . Those bodies stuck to the wall looked like it had been made out of bloody plasticine.

And Twin Town fuckin rocks. Very funny stuff. Suppose you have to know what the culture is like before you understand a film i guess.

Ash x

[EXTR3MIST]

Trainspotting was about drug culture and hopelessness and despair and death... but at its heart were some endearing larger-than-life characters and a sense of honour and humanity among the wasted lives.

Twin Town in part tries to ape this feel with its cheap dope-smoking leads and winsome dreams about "leaving Swansea for Mexico" (christ...), but, like my other aforementioned hated film Human Traffic, fails miserably by glossing over and "knowing about" the seediness it is trying so hard to look hip and at ease with - the result is patronising charver rubbish.

There is a dead on review (and interesting comparison with Trainspotting) here:-

http://www.salon.com/may97/twin970530.html

[BH14]

Horror: Fear Dot Com (worst movie ever), Dreamcatcher

Comedy: Freddy Got Fingered

Jeeper Creepers 2 was horrible. I didnt think Cabin Fever was as bad as you all thought.

[immortalem]

I hated Darkness and Cabin Fever, they were horrible films.

[IDrinkYourBlood]

yes fear dot com surly did suck.

[ChEEbA]

It's not about movies, but games...

I HATE it when a game FORCES you to sit through the intro sequence, consoles are the major culprit but it DOES happen on PC games too, even if it's on the first play of the game, it still pisses me off...I mean, it's not like I NEVER watch the intros, but sometimes I just wanna start playing ASAFP...so with these games, you end up randomly trying nearly every single key wondering if this'll be the magical key that will simply start the motherfucking GAME!

ok...that's it for now.

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by urgeok
you hated Election ? the movie was hilarious !

i hate Nemo as well though ....

Yeah...well last time i saw it i was pretty young...i might like it more now..who knows?

But yeah we were forced to watch Finding Nemo last year in my English class :mad:

[Gojira]

Most people I know didnt like Jippers Crappers either

[The_Return]

Originally posted by Gojira
Most people I know didnt like Jippers Crappers either


I love Jeepers Creepers!! Heck, I dont even mind #2! Sure, itz nothing spectacular, but I can think of a worse way to spend an hour and a half

[Gojira]

LOL I know how you can spend a better way of watching jippers Crappers I mean Jeepers Creepers than just an hour and a half. Watch it twice for 3 hours.