smell like bullshit

[Gren the cake]

sad sad story i came across

"A girl and a guy are speeding over 100mph on the road on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy:No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: i love you, but slow down.
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.

(In the paper the next day): ... A motorcycle crashed into a building last night because of brake failure. Two people were involved, a male and a female, but only 1 survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the 18 year old boy realized that his brakes had broke, but he didn't want to let his partner know. Instead, he made her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, and let her wear his helmet so that she would live, realizing he would be the one that would die. "

sounds gay, and i dont believe it for a second. 1) going 100 mpg like a helmet wuold make a diff? 2) so the brakes failed, so the implication is that the accelartor is stuck perhaps? 3) ud think hed run out of gas eventually? 4) GAY GAY GAY!!

i mean ok could make for a cute tdsory but come on it doesnt make any sense!

:D

[FairyKorpes]

Yeah, i mean how would they know his true intentions, if he was dead lol.

[furballothrills]

That's kinda cute, but if his accelorator wasn't broken, he probably should have slowed down. Also, why the hell was there only one helmet? That's a major safety hazard!

[urgeok]

every fucking day someone sends me some stupid piece of shit email like the one above.
usually with some moralistic message at the end...
'dance like you havent shit your pants' ..etc...

The internet is truely a wonderful thing .. it is a vast source of information .. at makes the world a smaller place ... there is entertainment to be had, and hundereds of other positive things.

unfortunately - just like in real life society, there are those who take advantage of anything that comes along and exploits it for their own purposes ...


1) sex crimes
2) scams

and my personal demon :

3) creative writing for the purposes of 'touching out hearts'

there are a lot of sad lonely people out there looking for something to believe in .. they are the target audience for the bullshit atrocities that are the emails - as the one in this opening thread.


'I was shot 50 times ... but i forgave my attacker ..'
'You could die at any second, live life to the fullest..'

oh my heart .. i've been touched so deeply by these warm fuzzy meaningful fucking 'stories' that i could puke acidic bile and burn a hole through my hardwood floor.

fuck the people who sit in their sad little rooms coming up with this shit....i hate those fucking assholes with a vengeance.
- and although i'm not going to go billy badass and wish them horrible painful deaths ...
...i would like someone to kick them in the nuts and yell loudly in their faces spraying spit all over their open-wide terrified eyes 'GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU PATHETIC LOOSER !!!! - AND LEAVE THE FUCKING INTERNET TO SOMEONE WHO HAS A FUCKING BRAIN'

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by urgeok
every fucking day someone sends me some stupid piece of shit email like the one above.
usually with some moralistic message at the end...
'dance like you havent shit your pants' ..etc...

The internet is truely a wonderful thing .. it is a vast source of information .. at makes the world a smaller place ... there is entertainment to be had, and hundereds of other positive things.

unfortunately - just like in real life society, there are those who take advantage of anything that comes along and exploits it for their own purposes ...


1) sex crimes
2) scams

and my personal demon :

3) creative writing for the purposes of 'touching out hearts'

there are a lot of sad lonely people out there looking for something to believe in .. they are the target audience for the bullshit atrocities that are the emails - as the one in this opening thread.


'I was shot 50 times ... but i forgave my attacker ..'
'You could die at any second, live life to the fullest..'

oh my heart .. i've been touched so deeply by these warm fuzzy meaningful fucking 'stories' that i could puke acidic bile and burn a hole through my hardwood floor.

fuck the people who sit in their sad little rooms coming up with this shit....i hate those fucking assholes with a vengeance.
- and although i'm not going to go billy badass and wish them horrible painful deaths ...
...i would like someone to kick them in the nuts and yell loudly in their faces spraying spit all over their open-wide terrified eyes 'GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU PATHETIC LOOSER !!!! - AND LEAVE THE FUCKING INTERNET TO SOMEONE WHO HAS A FUCKING BRAIN'

HAHAHHA yeash i get that all the time too. "COPY THIS AND REPOST IT BLAH BLAH BLAH IM COOL :cool: "

or pass this to 14957754i974 people in the next 2 seconds or you will die by my chainsaw:eek:

[ShankS]

fucking shite.

[Tat2]

I've been riding for 20 years and feel that I can say that this story is pure, unadulterated BULLSHIT!

You can shut a bike down any number of ways in a spit second! Have you ever talked to someone riding on your bitch seat at 100 MPH? you gotta yell at them so they can hear you over the wind, exhaust and engine noise (yeah, I ride HD's). By the time they talk, take a helmet off, someone else put it on, a couple of minutes have elapsed. Plenty of time to down shift, pull the spark plug, just shut the bike off OR pull in the clutch and coast etc...

The chances of his brakes going out, the throttle sticking to the point that it would not work, and the clutch failing are pretty fucking remote.

[Death By Jell-O]

Yeah, but then you have to realize, some people are just plain Stupid.......

[Aasiyan]

Originally posted by Tat2
I've been riding for 20 years and feel that I can say that this story is pure, unadulterated BULLSHIT!

You can shut a bike down any number of ways in a spit second! Have you ever talked to someone riding on your bitch seat at 100 MPH? you gotta yell at them so they can hear you over the wind, exhaust and engine noise (yeah, I ride HD's). By the time they talk, take a helmet off, someone else put it on, a couple of minutes have elapsed. Plenty of time to down shift, pull the spark plug, just shut the bike off OR pull in the clutch and coast etc...

The chances of his brakes going out, the throttle sticking to the point that it would not work, and the clutch failing are pretty fucking remote.

They count on people not knowing any of that. I don't think they could even hear eachother at 100 miles an hour.

[Gren the cake]

yeh its just funny cuz someone posted that and all these people wre like 'omg thats so sad omg that made me cry awww' and im like U GUYS R IDIOTS

i mean i get what they tryin to do here but shit they coulda made a much mucj better story than that. and the fact that all these peeople were gettin teary eyed over it COME ON........

[Aasiyan]

Um... The concept is sad. *Grasping for an explanation* LoL

[Death By Jell-O]

Well, if you're going 100 MPH with someone on the back and no brakes, you deserve what you get........

[furballothrills]

Actually, if you think of it, they'd both die at 100mph.

[Aasiyan]

Originally posted by furballothrills
Actually, if you think of it, they'd both die at 100mph.

Very true.

[urgeok]

kinda would stop the stupid bullshit email dead in its tracks too.

[urgeok]

i just realized the thread is called : 'smell like bullshit'
instead of 'smells like bullshit'


i wonder how many people viewed the thread just to leave disappointed because it didnt contain any instructions on how to smell like bullshit.

[Death By Jell-O]

All you have to do is look at who started the thread.....Then the lack of proper english grammar makes sense.....

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
All you have to do is look at who started the thread.....Then the lack of proper english grammar makes sense.....

dont mistake sloppy typing for bad grammer.
there is no way that her fingers are going to be able to keep up with her crazy brain :)

[Aasiyan]

Let's not dissapoint the public!
Step one: find some shit. preferably cow, but any will do
Step two: drop down, and roll around in it
Step three: do not shower for three weeks.
Repeat.

[DraculaInDallas]

pure shit

[Death By Jell-O]

Originally posted by urgeok
dont mistake sloppy typing for bad grammer.
there is no way that her fingers are going to be able to keep up with her crazy brain :)


I don't think it's the fingers fault........

[bloodrayne]

Oh yeah...And like...There was this one time...Where this girl was cooking dinner for her boyfriend, and her sleeve caught on fire...Then she burst into a ball of flames, but her boyfriend jumped on her and rolled around on the kitchen floor with her, then he burned to death, but she was fine...Didn't even leave a mark...

Well, she was SOO sad that he was gone, and she was so touched that he died for her, that she had to call his best friend and tell him about it...Then the best friend came over and they had sex, so they were in love after that( :rolleyes: )...Then the next night she was gonna cook dinner for him but he said, "Uhh...No thanks, that's quite alright...Why don't we just get on my motorcycle and go get some McDonald's?"...Then she was all like, "Okay, that sounds cool"....So, they were on the motorcycle, and they were going like 100 miles per hour...and......






:p :D

[Aasiyan]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Oh yeah...And like...There was this one time...Where this girl was cooking dinner for her boyfriend, and her sleeve caught on fire...Then she burst into a ball of flames, but her boyfriend jumped on her and rolled around on the kitchen floor with her, then he burned to death, but she was fine...Didn't even leave a mark...

Well, she was SOO sad that he was gone, and she was so touched that he died for her, that she had to call his best friend and tell him about it...Then the best friend came over and they had sex, so they were in love after that( :rolleyes: )...Then the next night she was gonna cook dinner for him but he said, "Uhh...No thanks, that's quite alright...Why don't we just get on my motorcycle and go get some McDonald's?"...Then she was all like, "Okay, that sounds cool"....So, they were on the motorcycle, and they were going like 100 miles per hour...and......






:p :D

That's got to be the funniest thing I've read all day. I would say it's ripe for chainmail! LOL:D

[Death By Jell-O]

Ahhh! You're like one of those people that spoil movies for people when you've seen it and they haven't! You weren't supposed to give so many details BR! :D

[furballothrills]

That was amazing, BR! I like, totally love that storyline! It would make a super awesome movie!



Ugh.. I despise the word 'totally'. There's an annoying girl in my class who says it wayyyyy too much.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
Ahhh! You're like one of those people that spoil movies for people when you've seen it and they haven't! You weren't supposed to give so many details BR! :D Well...People did seem to have some questions...Like "Why was he doing 100 miles an hour, anyway?"....He was REALLY hungry, and that chick obviously couldn't cook for shit :)



@ Aasiyan...Thanks:D

[Death By Jell-O]

Damn I feel old when people start talking about still being in school and who annoys them etc. etc........

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by furballothrills
That was amazing, BR! I like, totally love that storyline! It would make a super awesome movie!



Ugh.. I despise the word 'totally'. There's an annoying girl in my class who says it wayyyyy too much. HAHA...But you obviously picked up the 'feel' of the story :cool:

[Death By Jell-O]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Well...People did seem to have some questions...Like "Why was he doing 100 miles an hour, anyway?"....He was REALLY hungry, and that chick obviously couldn't cook for shit :)



@ Aasiyan...Thanks:D

So? Why didn't you wait for us to figure it out on our own? You bastardized the whole project.......:D

[furballothrills]

lol we did figure it out on our own.. well I did lol

[Aasiyan]

I suppose crashing is a lot faster way to go than burning to death.

[furballothrills]

oh, I'm sure there was some burning involved. There's always hope lol...

[Aasiyan]

Somehow, the gas tank exploded.

[Sedated_replica]

Why not try to crash into a river? or a field?

[Gren the cake]

it still gets me that people wre cfrying over it

and it also gets me that sir jello wont leave me and my typing alone

but if it sl pleases him, iw il work harder to type worserr. or more better

or wihchever one anoys him the most, as i see it is so easy. :)

"i love pissin you off, it gets me off"

[Tat2]

Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
Damn I feel old when people start talking about still being in school and who annoys them etc. etc........


You and me both. Like I said earlier, I've been riding bikes for twenty years, i'm talkin' motorcycles, not bicycles, from what my drivers license indicates, I'm 41 years old (I keep forgeting - its an age thing). Hell, I got underware older then some of the people in this forum. I'm not bitchin' about it though. Anyone, regardless of age that likes horror movies enough to join a forum can't be all bad. :D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Tat2
Anyone, regardless of age that likes horror movies enough to join a forum can't be all bad. :D


unless they're stupid