How would you do it???

[allmykids]

Ok your the killer. Tell us what YOU would do!!

Like tie them to a tree peel off there skin then pore salt on them and................. Now you continue.............

[newb]

Sorry....I'm a big pussy.....I even put bugs outside instead of squash them.

[FairyKorpes]

What's my modivation?lol

[allmykids]

Originally posted by newb
Sorry....I'm a big pussy.....I even put bugs outside instead of squash them.

Well your no fun!!

[newb]

The bugs seem to like me.
http://www.actuacine.net/Wallpapers/bugslife2_800.jpg

[allmykids]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
What's my modivation?lol

Gory Death!!

[Death By Jell-O]

This thread is sick! I refuse to participate......:D Ok, I lied......In truth, I just don't feel like typing out the scenerio at this point and time........

[allmykids]

Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
This thread is sick! I refuse to participate......:D Ok, I lied......In truth, I just don't feel like typing out the scenerio at this point and time........

Come on guys this is Still a horror forum!! You guys telling me you have nothing??

[newb]

Originally posted by allmykids
Come on guys this is Still a horror forum!! You guys telling me you have nothing??

Well....if it means that much to ya...
I would probably tie them up and maybe slice them with a razor blade and then pour salt into the cuts...hmmm......then maybe cut off an appendage and cauterize
it so the bleeding stops....then I would slap them....real hard in the face......hmmmm.....kick em in the nuts....or ovarys...whichever.....oohh..oohh...then I would poke them in the eyes and say nyuk,nyuk,nyuk.......damn...this is getting fun.....hit em in the head with a hammer....maybe one of those rubber hammers.....just enough to give em a headache.

[jay o2 waster]

take a pregnant woman, cut her open and remove the fetus, decapitate it in front of the mothers eyes, and then have sex with it. then put it in a blender while she is still watching and drink the remains and them vomit all over her, rape her and then mutilate her beyond recognition, then i would take her lifeless corpse to a church and throw chunks of her at the priests, and then kill them for good measure.

[Gren the cake]

cut a guys penis off and see how many times i can slap him in the face with it before he dies

i hope it cud be a lot.

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
cut a guys penis off and see how many times i can slap him in the face with it before he dies

i hope it cud be a lot.

remind me to never meet you....


this thread isn't cool

[Gren the cake]

:D nah in actuality, i love the penis (well.... most)

but i just think thta would be funny for once to slap somebody with the penis instead of being the one being slapped....
HAHA!! penises r funny

[ShankS]

Originally posted by allmykids
Ok your the killer. Tell us what YOU would do!!

Like tie them to a tree peel off there skin then pore salt on them and................. Now you continue.............


make them force a stick of dynamite up their ass and make them light it.

[urgeok]

force them to watch friends and survivor for 2 weeks non stop - without anything to drink.

[FairyKorpes]

Fetus sex goes unoticed. But not the penis face slapper? Mmmkay.

[furballothrills]

Cause of Death: Multiple stab wounds- in the back (especially if it was an ex-friend) and estragulation.

[allmykids]

SEE I knew you guys could do it!! I think if a bunch of us hard core horror fan got together we could come up with a horror movie that would put the pro's to shame!!

[Death By Jell-O]

Originally posted by allmykids
SEE I knew you guys could do it!! I think if a bunch of us hard core horror fan got together we could come up with a horror movie that would put the pro's to shame!!

As if that would be a difficult task.....:rolleyes:
Not hard to compete with an industry that has no imagination and must regurgitate old movies to pawn the off as "new and improved"........:D

[ChEEbA]

I'd first stab directly down into the space between my intended victims neck and shoulder, and as they turn around, stab their face, legs and feet - taking chunks out as I go, as I'm stabbing them with a apple corer...then pretend to walk away.
As they're crying, cradling their many bleeding wounds,most likely getting a little faint from blood loss, I'd come back and land a single blow with a rubber mallet to the temple...multiple blows if neccesary.
Then I'd sit on the body eating some fries, before leaving, I'd stuff some of those fries into their mouth, pull their clothes open, and piss allover them...well??, if it was soemone I REALLY wanted to kill, fuck yeah I'd disrespect the corpse.

[pythagoraz]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
I'd first stab directly down into the space between my intended victims neck and shoulder, and as they turn around, stab their face, legs and feet - taking chunks out as I go, as I'm stabbing them with a apple corer...then pretend to walk away.
As they're crying, cradling their many bleeding wounds,most likely getting a little faint from blood loss, I'd come back and land a single blow with a rubber mallet to the temple...multiple blows if neccesary.
Then I'd sit on the body eating some fries, before leaving, I'd stuff some of those fries into their mouth, pull their clothes open, and piss allover them...well??, if it was soemone I REALLY wanted to kill, fuck yeah I'd disrespect the corpse. how cute... :p

[deftones6]

jesus, you guys this is kinda wicked creepy.

[AliceinGoreland]

Well you asked for it, so here it goes.

I would surgical remove things such as a large bone from a leg, toes from the other.

Muscles from one arm and bones from another fingers of course.

I would remove the spleen, stomach, and the pancreas.

Then I would remove the tongue, lips, eyelids, ear lobs and eardrum.

None of these things are intended to kill the person. I just want them to suffer for the rest of it.

[Tat2]

This would take some preplanning and preperation to get the things you would need.

Take the person that pissed you off enough to want to kill him, not just any indiscriminate choice. That way you are sure to enjoy it.

Wait for the person to walk to his car (would work best at night) come up behind him and thump his head until he in unconsious. Throw him in the back of your vehicle, bind him with duct tape, gag him with a rag and tape and blindfold him.

Take him to a vacant home, preferably out in the country were power was still available and string him up with barbed wire twisted around his wrists (to the ceiling) and ankles (to opposite walls).

Wait until he regains consiousness, then carefully cut off his eye lids with a straight razor (so he must watch what you are doing to him without choice).

Using the same torture technique as the Chinese did eras ago called "death of 1000 slashes" begin skinning him as one would do a rabbit, but much slower. Take your time! Don't waste your time if he looses consiousness. You don't want him to miss anything...right?

Plan on several days of this, so be sure to bring some pop and PB&J sandwiches so you don't get hungery.

Place fishing hooks in his lips. Pull and string them in such a way as he is forced to have his mouth open. Place a long needle in his mouth so that it is running from the roof of his mouth to his tongue, just to be sure that he won't try to close it.

Using a small hammer and chisel, knock out his teeth one by one.

Using crosscut pruners, snip off his toes, one by one every now and then, then gradually work on the fingers...joint by joint. Take 16 penny nails and shove them into the places where the toes and fingers once were. I heavy bleeding starts, carterize the area with a blow torch.

Using Hydrochloric or sulphuric acid, place drops on his groin, on bared muscle, inside of lips, etc...not a bunch, you want him to be in sweet agony for a while. Don't get over zealous!

finally after you reached the point of boredom, and you are out of PB&J sandwiches, take a blow torch and begin searing his now fully exposed muscular system/flesh with it, it should make a nice and comforting sizzling sound...kinda reminding you of bacon in the frying pan...Mmmmmm Good!

Be sure to take the blow torch to his eyes before he dies!

Lop off his head with a machette, put it on a 4 foot pole and place it in the front yard of your next victim!





:D :D :D

[urgeok]

anyone see the movie Kid .. with C Thomas Howell ?
Revenge flick with an impressive kill ..


he takes a tennis ball, coats it in a toxic bug spray ...

then shoves it into the mouth of his victim (while tied up) and tapes it in place.

Always impressed me as a particularily nasty way to go.


I cant stand the sight of real blood so i couldnt deal with all the horseshit up above .. i'd hurl.

If it was someone who hurt my kid .. probably good old fashioned up close and personal strangulation with my bare hands.

Or toss the fucker off of a high roof where he wouldnt hit anyone else.

[furballothrills]

wow... that's very.... descriptive. I don't think I'd do that. I'd probably cry, unless they broke me first. I consider breaking as destroying everything remotely pleasant in my life. I would still rather cut them a few times.. or whip.

Edit:: I meant Tat2's, Urgeok, you post too quickly lol

[Tat2]

O.K. I admit it...I am sick and twisted!




But I'm O.k. with that!;)

[Gren the cake]

its easy to come up with any nasty way of death, prob with most movies is its all gore and no story and gets corny.....

[Aasiyan]

That's true. It needs some sort of substance.

[Tat2]

Originally posted by furballothrills
wow... that's very.... descriptive. I don't think I'd do that. I'd probably cry, unless they broke me first. I consider breaking as destroying everything remotely pleasant in my life. I would still rather cut them a few times.. or whip.

Edit:: I meant Tat2's, Urgeok, you post too quickly lol


If your gonna do it, you might as well do it to someone that pissed in your wheaties...and you gotta make it personal...with feeling...to many things in life are just to inpersonable and cold.:D

[orangestar]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
take a pregnant woman, cut her open and remove the fetus, decapitate it in front of the mothers eyes, and then have sex with it. then put it in a blender while she is still watching and drink the remains and them vomit all over her, rape her and then mutilate her beyond recognition, then i would take her lifeless corpse to a church and throw chunks of her at the priests, and then kill them for good measure.


I've always wanted to see a horror movie where they kill a pregnant woman.

....Im really not that sick in real life. I just think it is an interesting concept. :eek:

[Gren the cake]

perhaps they try and avoid that just cuz its so disturbing. ya know?

kinda like how at bodyworlds they had the pregnant lady in a special area where it was all covered....

i dunno what word im trying to look for.. taboo perhaps? like thres certain things u just dont touch ever.

i mean fuck the indian gov't went crazy over gandhi's portrayal in 'clone high' on MTV so...

[urgeok]

Originally posted by orangestar
I've always wanted to see a horror movie where they kill a pregnant woman.

....Im really not that sick in real life. I just think it is an interesting concept. :eek:

i've somehow so far lead a full and meanginful life without the need to see a pregnant woman get killed.

it seems to happen enough in real life - just keep watching the news.

[Gren the cake]

maybe they just want to SEE it..

ya know, like everyone knew what a beheading looked like (.... well..... more or less....) long before the iraqi vids

so we HEAR about preg women being killed but have no idea what it looks like...? id say i could care less to c it in a movie as hollywood tends to 1) keep out the overly disturbing parts anyway and 2) completely OVERDO the remaining (compensation i guess)

anyway.. its just curiosity i guess. reality is much worse than any fiction.

[ShankS]

this pregnant thing is a bit sick....

there's been an incident on the Uk News, a woman pregnant with two babies was stabbed to death.. neither babies survived, dont know much about the article, but it's not right. The guy who did it needs to be Hung Drawn & Quartered.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Gren the cake

anyway.. its just curiosity i guess. reality is much worse than any fiction.


yeah - but in this case either one sickens me...

[Hellseeker]

I love the idea of chasing someone who knows that when i catch em...im gonna kill em....

like running thru a wood , they trip, hit the floor and just as they start to get up i lunge my huge knife into thier thigh...makin them drop to the floor. Then i'd just sit in front of them and and slowly stab them repeatedly till they die of blood loss........

[Gren the cake]

Originally posted by urgeok
yeah - but in this case either one sickens me...

lol its just funny to see where people will draw the line

majority of u beg for GOREGOREGORE!! but then when it comes to certain things it like 'NO!'

:D lol. so try and define what is ok and what is too disturbing???

[Gren the cake]

Originally posted by ShankS
this pregnant thing is a bit sick....

there's been an incident on the Uk News, a woman pregnant with two babies was stabbed to death.. neither babies survived, dont know much about the article, but it's not right. The guy who did it needs to be Hung Drawn & Quartered.

terrible story.... :(

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
lol its just funny to see where people will draw the line

majority of u beg for GOREGOREGORE!! but then when it comes to certain things it like 'NO!'

:D lol. so try and define what is ok and what is too disturbing???


easy for me to draw the line ..
fantasy violence - gore or no - is just that .. fantasy ..
Monsters from beyond the grave dont pop out of the ground all that often and rip the intestines out of grocery clerks.

No matter how real the effects are - its a joke.

Here's where i draw the line ... Rape, Executions (some innocent person pleading for their life while someone holds a gun to their head an blows their brains out). Babies - children being harmed.

I cant deal with it because it happens in real life. I dont want to see it. I cant stand to see people suffer. I can't watch the news.
I dont want to see people die in real life.

I realize not everyone will feel the same way I do .. its a personal thing.

Sometimes it's the realism that i like in a movie .. yes people would say that, yes they would act like that ... but when i sit down to watch a movie i want to be entertained. I personally cannot be entertained by what i mentioned above.

[Gren the cake]

yeh, i would hafto agree.

like in the 'green mile' (awesem fuckin movie) where they execute coffee at the end. U kinda hear the electricity (i think) but all they show is tom hanks expression. perfect. wouldve been completely distasteful to actually show him being electruted (that and it wuld take away from the movie)

anyway to me most gore is just corny. but i do like how they will cut it down, show the slashing but not really showing the wounds and junk. cuz yeh, that stuf happens in real life. or showing people get smacked by the car but they never show the body. and with good reason, just looks like blobs of.... ya know...

so im wondering. OK an alien cant pop out and kill someone, lets say rip out their intestines so thats ok to watch.... but if a person came out and ripped someones intestines that would bea problem ?? :D

[orangestar]

You guys are making it sound like I want it to happen in real life or something...


Im a gorehound, and I always will be.

The Green Mile is a good example of where not to use gore, but I Spit on your Grave wouldnt have been as good of a movie if you didnt see the brutality of the rapes....and the brutality of the penis amputation.

I hate to watch the news, and I would never want to watch a real Iraqi beheading or anything like that, but If I know that what I am watching is faked and the blood isnt real, then I just like to watch boundaries be crossed.

I do understand your opinion though, Urg.

[Gren the cake]

how about faces of death? where u dont know if its real or not??

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
lol its just funny to see where people will draw the line

majority of u beg for GOREGOREGORE!! but then when it comes to certain things it like 'NO!'

:D lol. so try and define what is ok and what is too disturbing???

People, and I'm sure, even though many here are mental, still have and live by certain morals. These morals enable and make us live by certain rules as to what we see and decide as agreeable. There are some rare exceptions to this, however even jay will appear to show that he has no moral boundry, when describing a ficticious scenario based on previous discussions, but I'm quite sure everyone here will reach a point at which their moral limit has been reached, and they find things repulsive or show some form of disgust.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ShankS
People, and I'm sure, even though many here are mental, still have and live by certain morals. These morals enable and make us live by certain rules as to what we see and decide as agreeable. There are some rare exceptions to this, however even jay will appear to show that he has no moral boundry, when describing a ficticious scenario based on previous discussions, but I'm quite sure everyone here will reach a point at which their moral limit has been reached, and they find things repulsive or show some form of disgust.


yeah its one thing to say it for shock value - its another to feel it.

[Kemal]

I'd call up a couple of hard, pipe-hittin' niggas to work on you with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. Actually I'm kind of lazy and not very creative, so I'd probably just shoot you.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Kemal
I'd call up a couple of hard, pipe-hittin' niggas to work on you with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. Actually I'm kind of lazy and not very creative, so I'd probably just shoot you.



soooooooooo ...... who's holding the Horror summer picnic at their place this summer ..... anyone ?

:D

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by orangestar
You guys are making it sound like I want it to happen in real life or something...


Im a gorehound, and I always will be.

So you're justifing wanting to see a movie with a pregnant woman geting killed, cause your a gore hound? There is a big difference between liking the blood and the brains, and an unborn child being killed.

I think you and Jay both need to hook up. Him wanting to have sex with the fetus and you wanting to see it's mom get killed in a movie.

Why pay to see it in the movie, try watching the news. It's free and you get all the pregnant women killings you want.


Now back to our regularly scheduled program;)

[theshadow]

it would depend on why i'm killing them. did they hurt one of my kids? that would be necessary for me to get gory. i can't stand the sight of real blood.

[Gren the cake]

lol i came up with my new insight to life a coupl weeks ago and told the one whos hair sticks up straight in the front

anyway. i siad 'its not necessarily what u do, but its how u feel when u do it'

like gettin off on killin someone whereas killin em cuz they done kilt yo mama.. c? cuz ur angry and hurt, or whatever. or just out of ur mind

anyway i think some of the gore is neat EXCEPT most horror movies, all they HAVE is gore and the story sucks ballsack. i mean fuck how original.... BORING! neway i dont think id want to see pregnant/baby/child stuff on movies... just too... weird..

i remmeber someone postd a pic of someone ran over by a train? anyway, whether adult or child it wouldve been bad, but in this case it was a kid... made it a little worse, in a way...

[bloodrayne]

I already answered this one....sorta...

Right here (http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2106&highlight=inverted)

Inverted suspension and crucifiction...Then evisceration, and strangulation with the person's intestines, since they'd be hanging in their face by then anyway...

[ChEEbA]

I thought about it a little more.
If I was going to go so far as to KILL somebody, as I mentioned, I'd have to be fairly angry with them. So, what I would go about doing would be to have them experience, systematically, the levels of pain and injuries that one can only attain through some kind of trauma or violent act - things that wouldn't kill them, but most likely put them in a world of hurt and terror - Like peircing of the eyeball and eardrum to begin, chopping a cleaver down into their arm bone, perhaps puncturing certain organs....no doubt there's plenty more....but it would just seem pointless to get it over and done with THAT quickly.

[massacre man]

first i would get a bunch of cannibals and lure the victims back to a far away and deserted place then me and the cannibals would eat like yummy yum yummers