letting boy\girls down easy

[Kitty]

okey hypothetically say your in 8th grade and this boy likes you but
1)your not interessted
2)he smells like fish
3)He's UGLY:eek:
what do you say to them?

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Kitty
okey hypothetically say your in 8th grade and this boy likes you but
1)your not interessted
2)he smells like fish
3)He's UGLY:eek:
what do you say to them? "i'm not interested, you smell like fish, and you're ugly" should work fine

[Kitty]

oh yea and wake up in the hospitol wing oh joy

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Kitty
oh yea and wake up in the hospitol wing oh joy http://www.barchezmo.com/fun02/780.jpg ?

[The_Return]

Say you'd rather be friends. Believe me, Ive got that enought times to know....it works

[massacre man]

Originally posted by The_Return
Say you'd rather be friends. Believe me, Ive got that enought times to know....it works hmmmm yes

[urgeok]

who the hell can remember back as far as the 8th grade ?
i was like a fucking zygote back then ..

[orangestar]

Originally posted by urgeok
who the hell can remember back as far as the 8th grade ?
i was like a fucking zygote back then ..


uhh it was 2 years ago.

[Haphazard]

Well, Valentine's Day is right around the corner. Give him those candy hearts with the saying on them.


http://img2.imagevenue.com/loc60/_vday.gif

[FairyKorpes]

IF you learn nothing else in your life, know that being honest is the only way to go. No need to be mean or disrespectful, just honest.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Kitty
okey hypothetically say your in 8th grade and this boy likes you but
1)your not interessted
2)he smells like fish
3)He's UGLY:eek:
what do you say to them?

"fuckoff!"....simple,

oh and if i was back in 8th grade, or whatever that is and I found out a gayboy liked me.... I'd lead him to the wood work rooms, strap him to the desk, to get him excited, then clamp his head in a vice and get the biggest drill I could find and drill through his head.

[Gren the cake]

i love orange juice

[kpropain]

Beer yeah I like beer, and oh yeah whiskey to.

[damage_plan]

Originally posted by kpropain
Beer yeah I like beer, and oh yeah whiskey to.



Yes, they are both better than orange juice.

[furballothrills]

just tell him you don't like him.. I'm not commenting on that Vamp:D

[massacre man]

i still like mine best

[Sedated_replica]

He smells like Fish..... and he's a dude?

[Gren the cake]

orange juice is tasty, refreshing, and very healthy. thats why i like it!!

[FairyKorpes]

Gives me heartburn, come to think of it so does this thread:p .

[DarkwingMantis]

I was once told I smell Like Coconuts! :eek:

[Tolstoy]

Tell him that you really like him and want to have sex with him. Then, arrange to meet him somewhere public, get all your friends to turn up and point and laugh at him. And spit on him. Then tell him in front of them all that he's an ugly stinking bastard and you'd rather die than go anywhere near him. Then give him a knife and tell him to go and slit his wrists cos no one will ever miss him and everyone hates him and wishes he was dead.

That ought to do it.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Kitty
okey hypothetically say your in 8th grade and this boy likes you but
1)your not interessted
2)he smells like fish
3)He's UGLY:eek:
what do you say to them?


i'd say that if he smells like fish then he's already getting all the action he needs.




i'm sorry. couldnt resist.

stupid joke for a stupid thread.

[ShankS]

hmmmmm.... tastes like chicken!!

[george]

HUN......there is no letting down easy! just give it to him strait. he'll hate you for a while but in the end he'll respect you more. trust me i know, im like a relationship guru!!!!

[zwoti]

Originally posted by Kitty
okey hypothetically say your in 8th grade and this boy likes you but
1)your not interessted
2)he smells like fish
3)He's UGLY:eek:
what do you say to them?

tell him you're not a lesbian....but in his case you'll learn

[urgeok]

you might want to have a close personal female friend nearby to french kiss - in case he doesnt believe you.

[Gren the cake]

how about, your in 8th grade and it doesnt matter?

tell him to get a shower.

[furballothrills]

That would probably work, and besides, you don't really have to deal with that stuff for a few years, in your case. A shower would be a better idea, but we want to hear about him crying because some bitch didn't want him.

[Tat2]

Originally posted by damage_plan
Yes, they are both better than orange juice.

Then your not putting the right booze in your O.J.:D

[Tat2]

Oh, and just hand the Smelly ugly guy a bar of soap and a mirror.

[Tat2]

Or just throw up on his shoes next time he asks you out.

Or,

Say, my Dad has just been released from Prison for killing my last boyfriend, he would really like to meet you.:D

[furballothrills]

heh heh heh heh... I'd like to say that, but I already have -quite literally- a posse out to get my boyfriend who are all on my command, that is, if he does anything bad.:rolleyes:

[The_Return]

Originally posted by furballothrills
heh heh heh heh... I'd like to say that, but I already have -quite literally- a posse out to get my boyfriend who are all on my command, that is, if he does anything bad.:rolleyes:

And Im scared for my life!

Lol, not like I need to worry, I wont give you ay reason for you to sick 'em on me:p

[urgeok]

Originally posted by furballothrills
heh heh heh heh... I'd like to say that, but I already have -quite literally- a posse out to get my boyfriend who are all on my command, that is, if he does anything bad.:rolleyes:



heh heh heh heh ....
if i was him i'd dump your ass in 10 seconds flat ..
and get my own bigger posse.


no offense.

[The_Return]

Originally posted by urgeok
heh heh heh heh ....
if i was him i'd dump your ass in 10 seconds flat ..
and get my own bigger posse.


no offense.

If you knew how many people there are lined up to beat my face in.....you'd have different thoughts. I wouldnt be among the living long enough to walk down the hall, lol.

Plus, I have no reason to dump her anyway:D

[newb]

Originally posted by urgeok
heh heh heh heh ....
if i was him i'd dump your ass in 10 seconds flat ..
and get my own bigger posse.


no offense.

Why would she want a bigger pussy? I would think a tighter one would be more appealing. They sell those ben-wa balls you can use to strengthen the interior vaginal muscles.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by The_Return
If you knew how many people there are lined up to beat my face in.....you'd have different thoughts. I wouldnt be among the living long enough to walk down the hall, lol.

Plus, I have no reason to dump her anyway:D

i forgot you 2 were an item and she left that for you as a dig ..

I take it back !

[urgeok]

Originally posted by newb
Why would she want a bigger pussy? I would think a tighter one would be more appealing. They sell those ben-wa balls you can use to strengthen the interior vaginal muscles.

jesus Newb, she's like 13 or something .. thats creepy !

[Death By Jell-O]

Originally posted by urgeok
jesus Newb, she's like 13 or something .. thats creepy !

After a few beers, Newb can't tell the difference.....:D

If they're old enough to crawl, then dammit, they're in the right position anyway.......:eek:

[furballothrills]

14 and NO FUCKING WAY. lol. I'm turning 15 in like two weeks, and yes, I'm :
1) way too young for you
2) not a fucking hope!

btw, it was NOT pussy, it was posse!

[newb]

Originally posted by urgeok
jesus Newb, she's like 13 or something .. thats creepy !

That is creepy...HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW HOW OLD EVERYONE IS.


little kids should be playing with their Barbie dolls...not frequenting horror movie forums.


Perhaps there should be a little age icon next to everyone's name.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by newb
That is creepy...HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW HOW OLD EVERYONE IS.


little kids should be playing with their Barbie dolls...not frequenting horror movie forums.


Perhaps there should be a little age icon next to everyone's name.


i totally agree ..

and i'm all for a minimum age too

[Marroe]

Originally posted by urgeok
i totally agree ..

and i'm all for a minimum age too I thought the minimum age was 13? But who can tell, anyone can lie.;) In fact, I am actually 62

[furballothrills]

that's probably a good idea.. I don't have any barbies! and if I did, I would attempt to find every possible way of disfiguring it, and paste a pic of an enemy on it, if possible..

[furballothrills]

Norbert's 57.. and I'm past the minimum age anyway.

[urgeok]

that Norbert thing is getting old

[furballothrills]

I know :p

[massacre man]

Originally posted by urgeok


and i'm all for a minimum age too :mad:

[The_Return]

There is a minimum age, itz 13. Remember when you signed up, it asked if you were over or exactly 13 years of age? Hmmm, they musta just been curious:rolleyes:

[urgeok]

ok, ok ... well . lets say you have to be able to at least act 16 then ... is that fair ?
(just looking for a level of maturity here is all)

[massacre man]

Originally posted by urgeok
ok, ok ... well . lets say you have to be able to at least act 16 then ... is that fair ?
(just looking for a level of maturity here is all) ok that's me and vamp but i did join at 12

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by newb
Why would she want a bigger pussy? I would think a tighter one would be more appealing. They sell those ben-wa balls you can use to strengthen the interior vaginal muscles.


LMFAO!!!!!! :D

[Kitty]

Originally posted by massacre man
ok that's me and vamp but i did join at 12
i didn't eather mm:mad: i joined at 14

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by Kitty
i didn't eather mm:mad: i joined at 14

your 13 liar

[massacre man]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
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