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Angra

01-08-2005, 11:52 AM

so... What is the worst name for a horror movie title that you can imagine or that you have seen?

We have some examples:

Pythagoraz Says:

1: The Giant Flag!

2: return of the killer tomatoes 9 - They have not returened for the last time... Yet!

3: the killertomatoes

Angra says:

1: Return of the mutant zombie snails X

2. Hitler 2 - the revelation

3. The big scary bogeyman will rip out your heart and stepdance on it XIII

Gren the cake

01-08-2005, 01:49 PM

LAWNMOWER MAN!!

AUSTIN316426808

01-08-2005, 02:00 PM

Originally posted by Gren the cake
LAWNMOWER MAN!!

i agree until i think of something even more retarded

TheOmen

01-08-2005, 02:37 PM

Ginger Snaps , Jeepers Creepers , I know What You Did Last Summer or FearDotCom.

Angelakillsluts

01-08-2005, 02:40 PM

Popcorn

AUSTIN316426808

01-08-2005, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
Popcorn

there's a horror movie called popcorn?

it must have something to do with a movie theater right?

Angelakillsluts

01-08-2005, 02:52 PM

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808

it must have something to do with a movie theater right?

Nope. :p

AUSTIN316426808

01-08-2005, 02:56 PM

Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
Nope. :p

then what is it about?

is it worth watching?

filmmaker2

01-08-2005, 02:58 PM

Originally posted by TheOmen
Ginger Snaps , Jeepers Creepers , I know What You Did Last Summer or FearDotCom.

Hey Omen...

I am tuned in to your wavelength.

The titles you mention are my idea of "supremely stupid Hollywood Crap Titles" also.

In the case of "Last Summer," the film is also unwatchably, abysmally terrible, I feel.

Angelakillsluts

01-08-2005, 03:04 PM

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
then what is it about?

is it worth watching?

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id=1800149813&cf=info&intl=us

When I saw it, it was very late and I was kind of drifting in and out of consciousness... From what I remember it was alright, I should watch it again.

AUSTIN316426808

01-08-2005, 03:07 PM

Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id=1800149813&cf=info&intl=us

When I saw it, it was very late and I was kind of drifting in and out of consciousness... From what I remember it was alright, I should watch it again.

i wonder why they didn't just call it the possessor.

Angelakillsluts

01-08-2005, 03:11 PM

Probably because they were high. It would probably make a good anti-drug commercial.

Successful marketing, my anti-drug.

AUSTIN316426808

01-08-2005, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
Probably because they were high. It would probably make a good anti-drug commercial.

Successful marketing, my anti-drug.

lol good one

The_Return

01-08-2005, 04:54 PM

Teenage Zombies

I_Still_Know!

01-08-2005, 05:00 PM

Pin.

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id=1800106268&cf=info&intl=us

The_Return

01-08-2005, 05:06 PM

Originally posted by I_Still_Know!
Pin.

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id=1800106268&cf=info&intl=us

I almost bought that today, but got Dog Soldiers instead

furballothrills

01-08-2005, 05:16 PM

The movie made (really just to make fun of most horror movies, like a ripoff of Scary Movie) called:
Scream If You Know What I Did Last Summer
heh heh, they couldn't pronounce Chanukah!

The_Return

01-08-2005, 05:24 PM

Originally posted by furballothrills
The movie made (really just to make fun of most horror movies, like a ripoff of Scary Movie) called:
Scream If You Know What I Did Last Summer
heh heh, they couldn't pronounce Chanukah!

I thought it was Shriek if you know what I did Last Friday the 13th? There could be more than one though, I guess....

furballothrills

01-08-2005, 05:26 PM

I'm assuming there are shitloads more, but I'm pretty sure that's the one I watched. Yikes, now I'm confused lol.

The_Return

01-08-2005, 05:26 PM

Here it is! (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0212235/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj 0xfHE9c2hyZWlrIGlmIHlvdSBrbm93IHdoYXQgSSBkaWR8aHRt bD0xfG5tPW9u;fc=2;ft=2;fm=1)

furballothrills

01-08-2005, 05:33 PM

Nope! That's not it!:p It was on TV like four years ago, and it's not on the IMDB! Eep, maybe
1) that's not the real title- but then again neither is yours
2) it just never made it to the big screen

damage_plan

01-08-2005, 05:34 PM

Originally posted by The_Return
I thought it was Shriek if you know what I did Last Friday the 13th? There could be more than one though, I guess....

Scream If You Know What I Did Last Halloween was almost the title for Scary Movie.

bloodrayne

01-08-2005, 05:36 PM

Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things...Very misleading...There weren't even any children in the movie :rolleyes:

furballothrills

01-08-2005, 05:42 PM

Damnit you were right, Vamp. Pretty sad, I had to watch the trailer to find out which movie it was. The cover's very misleading..

Sedated_replica

01-08-2005, 07:11 PM

BLOOD SUCKING FREAKS....

okay I win

Kitty

01-08-2005, 07:14 PM

scarymovie 1,2and3 are all misleading

Sedated_replica

01-08-2005, 07:18 PM

Originally posted by Kitty
scarymovie 1,2and3 are all misleading

only to you..

Tat2

01-08-2005, 07:50 PM

Her is a small list of badly named movies;

Rabid Grannies
Redneck Zombies
Cannibal Girls
The Devils Honey
Breakfast at Manchester Morgue
Living Dead of Manchester Morgue (AKA Don't open the Window)
We're Going to Eat You!
Flesh Eating Mothers
Bloodsucking Freaks in Pittsburgh
Hard Rock Zombies
I Was a Teenage Zombie
I Was A Zombie for the F.B.I.
Chopper Chicks in Zombietown
Zombie High

**The original title of Roger Watkins Last House on Dead End Street ( 1977) was Cuckoo Clocks of Hell!
:D
**1981's Monster Hunter was also known as Horrible, Absurd, Anthropophagus!:D
**Italian Film Un Gato Nel Cervello AKA A Cat In The Brain. :D

These are all real titles to real movies, just in case you weren't sure. Of course, I would probably buy most of them if I could find them on DVD!:D :D :D

urgeok

01-08-2005, 08:10 PM

Robot Monster

Godzilla VS the Smog Monster

pretty much anything with monster in the title ...

TheOmen

01-09-2005, 12:02 AM

We're Going to Eat You!

Isn't that just the slogan for Zombi(2)?

pythagoraz

01-09-2005, 01:35 AM

Originally posted by Tat2
Her is a small list of badly named movies;

Rabid Grannies
Redneck Zombies
Cannibal Girls
The Devils Honey
Breakfast at Manchester Morgue
Living Dead of Manchester Morgue (AKA Don't open the Window)
We're Going to Eat You!
Flesh Eating Mothers
Bloodsucking Freaks in Pittsburgh
Hard Rock Zombies
I Was a Teenage Zombie
I Was A Zombie for the F.B.I.
Chopper Chicks in Zombietown
Zombie High

**The original title of Roger Watkins Last House on Dead End Street ( 1977) was Cuckoo Clocks of Hell!
:D
**1981's Monster Hunter was also known as Horrible, Absurd, Anthropophagus!:D
**Italian Film Un Gato Nel Cervello AKA A Cat In The Brain. :D

These are all real titles to real movies, just in case you weren't sure. Of course, I would probably buy most of them if I could find them on DVD!:D :D :D I have to go with "Cuckoo Clocks of Hell" thats pretty lame... or Rapid Grannies.... well anyway, -they all suck :D

chaos731

01-09-2005, 04:27 AM

Demon Wind...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099401/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj 0wfHE9RGVtb24gV2luZHxodG1sPTF8bm09b24_;fc=1;ft=9

is it a horror movie or is it a film about the aftermath of really spicy food?

;)

White Noise...
is it a horror movie or is it a film about the grunge scene in Seattle?

Angra

01-09-2005, 04:31 AM

Originally posted by chaos731
Demon Wind...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099401/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj 0wfHE9RGVtb24gV2luZHxodG1sPTF8bm09b24_;fc=1;ft=9

is it a horror movie or is it a film about the aftermath of really spicy food?

;)

White Noise...
is it a horror movie or is it a film about the grunge scene in Seattle?

LOL. Sounds like a classic!! :p

Tat2

01-09-2005, 10:41 AM

Originally posted by TheOmen
Isn't that just the slogan for Zombi(2)?

No. "We're Going to Eat You" Was made in 1981 by Tsui Hark, and Zombie 2 was made in 1979 by Lucio Fulci.;)

urgeok

01-09-2005, 12:40 PM

Originally posted by Tat2
No. "We're Going to Eat You" Was made in 1981 by Tsui Hark, and Zombie 2 was made in 1979 by Lucio Fulci.;)

90% of Hong Kong films have rediculous names ..
I think something gets lost in the translation.

or ... 90% of Chinese filmmakers are rediculous...

meetthecreeper

01-09-2005, 01:06 PM

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

pythagoraz

01-09-2005, 01:36 PM

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers Respect!!!

Sedated_replica

01-09-2005, 01:57 PM

ATTACK OF THE KILLER CONDOMS

yes, its real

TheOmen

01-09-2005, 10:31 PM

No. "We're Going to Eat You" Was made in 1981 by Tsui Hark, and Zombie 2 was made in 1979 by Lucio Fulci.

Okay. But on my Zombi 2 25th anniversary edition , it says "We're going to eat you!"

Angra

01-10-2005, 03:20 AM

How about " ressurection of the humping killer chihuahua"?
Dosnt exist though... Sadly. L

damage_plan

01-10-2005, 04:30 AM

This is one of the worst I've come across:Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

urgeok

01-10-2005, 04:39 AM

The Dead Hate the Living

(and I hated the movie)

Angra

01-10-2005, 09:01 AM

Originally posted by urgeok
The Dead Hate the Living

(and I hated the movie)

LMGO :D Good one!! :cool:

Tat2

01-10-2005, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by TheOmen
Okay. But on my Zombi 2 25th anniversary edition , it says "We're going to eat you!"

I think it could very well be a "tag line" for the movie. I've seen several that take from the Title or quote from one movie and use it as such in another, although they have no connection to each other.

zwoti

01-10-2005, 11:10 AM

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057181/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj 0wfHE9bWl4ZWQgdXAgem9tYmllc3xodG1sPTF8bm09b24_;fc= 1;ft=1)

urgeok

01-10-2005, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by zwoti
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057181/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj 0wfHE9bWl4ZWQgdXAgem9tYmllc3xodG1sPTF8bm09b24_;fc= 1;ft=1)

whats wrong with that one ?

zwoti

01-10-2005, 11:37 AM

Originally posted by urgeok
whats wrong with that one ?

not so much a title than the whole plot

Aasiyan

01-10-2005, 12:16 PM

Death By Jell-O

01-10-2005, 12:28 PM

Dolly Dearest......Not only a horrible title, but a horrible movie as well.....

urgeok

01-10-2005, 12:30 PM

Originally posted by zwoti
not so much a title than the whole plot

i like the suggestion that some Zombies might actually not be mixed up ...

i guess we all know that most movie zombies are incredibly well adjusted.

zwoti

01-10-2005, 12:38 PM

Originally posted by urgeok
i like the suggestion that some Zombies might actually not be mixed up ...

i guess we all know that most movie zombies are incredibly well adjusted.

maybe they were vegetarians in their lifetime......the new lifestyle might be causing some moral dilemma

urgeok

01-10-2005, 12:40 PM

Originally posted by zwoti
maybe they were vegetarians in their lifetime......the new lifestyle might be causing some moral dilemma

i guess they are ok if they only eat other vegetarians .... sort of..

Angra

01-10-2005, 12:41 PM

Plot Summary for
Rectuma (2003)
Waldo Williams is infected by a Mexican butt humping bull frog and soon his butt grows a mind of it's own as well as twenty feet in size and terrorizes Los Angeles. Now Waldo must prove his innocence by proving that his rectum is responsible for the murders and not him

:p Sounds hilarious!! LMGO :p