recipes

[Kitty]

Does anyone know any recipes that call for a family of 8 ?
cause i'm lost!!!!!!!
(yes ppl i have 8 family members)

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by Kitty
Does anyone know any recipes that call for a family of 8 ?
cause i'm lost!!!!!!!
(yes ppl i have 8 family members)

I would pour 8 bowls of cereal.

[Kitty]

i would to but this is dinner not breakfast:(
man i hate my family

[Angelakillsluts]

Originally posted by Kitty
i would to but this is dinner not breakfast:(
man i hate my family

Make rat poison and spam.

[Gren the cake]

www.foodtv.com

get 4 chicken breasts, cut them in half
-or-
get a couple of chickens
-or-
get a fish
-or-
get some tortillas. maybe 2 each

then u put stuff on em

tough tough tough. THE POSSIBILITIES R ENDLESSS!!!

[Angelakillsluts]

The easy thing to do would be to make spaghetti or something.

[Haphazard]

I don't know if this will help...I don't know squat about cooking, but here:

http://homecooking.about.com/library/weekly/aa022299.htm


Oh...and this too :D

http://www.cookingwithbigfoot.com

[Kitty]

Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
Make rat poison and spam.

i like that but i don't think i would be aloud i heven after that:(

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Never kill unless someone holds a gun to your head
And\Or starts to kill ppl you know first
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[Haphazard]

Originally posted by Kitty
i like that but i don't think i would be aloud i heven after that:(



If you've ever eaten Count Chocula cereal...you won't be allowed in heaven either. Hasn't your mother taught you that????

So don't worry about it, you're prob going to hell anyway. I'd say go with the rat poison. Cause that will take care of you ever having to cook for 8 people again as well.

[Gren the cake]

Originally posted by Kitty
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Never kill unless someone holds a gun to your head
And\Or starts to kill ppl you know first
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the first one is illegal, the 2nd is fine :)

ya spaghetti is easy. just make a big ass pot of it. or a stew of some sort. quesadilla are always easy. macaroni and cheese

baked potatoes... lots of stuf.....

[Kitty]

Forgetting one major detail im only 14 and i'm not aloud to use the stove w/out permione
and that is why I HATE MY FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gren the cake]

?? salad??? sandwiches?????

hey. how about this. make all 8 plates but only poison la few of em. i mean it sucks to cook for 8, but cooking for 1 is boring as crap too.

itll be fun to see who drops first.

[I_Still_Know!]

Originally posted by Kitty
Forgetting one major detail im only 14 and i'm not aloud to use the stove w/out permione
and that is why I HATE MY FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dont hate your family. They're a necessary evil.

What about a salad? and buy a BBQ chicken (ask mum or dad for $10)

[I_Still_Know!]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
?? salad??? sandwiches?????

hey. how about this. make all 8 plates but only poison la few of em. i mean it sucks to cook for 8, but cooking for 1 is boring as crap too.

itll be fun to see who drops first.

Great minds.. :D

[Kitty]

That would be my 70 year old Grand mother---i hate her the most:D

[Kitty]

Originally posted by I_Still_Know!
Dont hate your family. They're a necessary evil.

What about a salad? and buy a BBQ chicken (ask mum or dad for $10)
um Can't do that either they don't trust me with money in my hands!!!:rolleyes: reason unknow:rolleyes:
i still hate them

[Gren the cake]

ok and why r u cooking again

tell them to get the ingredients. or open up a can and put it in the microwave..

ERRR... put the contents in a microsafe bowl THEN microwave....

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by Kitty
um Can't do that either they don't trust me with money in my hands!!!:rolleyes: reason unknow:rolleyes:
i still hate them

Umm, why the hell are you responsible for this dinner? If you don't mind me asking...who are the adult figures there?

[Gren the cake]

I THINK WEVE BEEN DOOPED!!!!!!!!

[Kitty]

well my parents of course
well i have no clue who put me up to kook dinner but i hate it
my shudlule
get up
go to skol
get home
do homework
get on comp
make dinner
more comp
bed

nice isn't?
MY FAMILY SUCKS


well it was much worse on days that company comes over thers DUBBLE that and posible more!!!!!!:eek: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:eek:

[I_Still_Know!]

Originally posted by Kitty
well my parents of course
well i have no clue who put me up to kook dinner but i hate it
my shudlule
get up
go to skol
get home
do homework
get on comp
make dinner
more comp
bed

nice isn't?
MY FAMILY SUCKS


:eek:

Yeah, that sounds like hell.

I hate having to do 'computer time'.

[Kitty]

twice a day i get a chance to be on and thats only half of it :rolleyes: ~sigh~

[Haphazard]

Yeah right? lol.

"Now, go post on that lovely horror website before you go to bed, dear."

[Kitty]

no its more like this
"dinner sucked AGAIN so why don't you clean up this mess and go on that thing you call a computer,oh and take out the trash..."
drps plate by actsadent"...God damit Kristian Now on top of all that Clean that out and your grounded form you mp3and you radio"
yep thats my mom always yelling at me:( when do they learn not to yell at ppl just say it nicely and maybe somrthing will get done:(

[ChEEbA]

Because you sir, are an asshole.

[Kitty]

1)i'm a girl
2)no i'm not
my parents are just asses:(

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by Kitty
no its more like this
"dinner sucked AGAIN so why don't you clean up this mess and go on that thing you call a computer,oh and take out the trash..."
drps plate by actsadent"...God damit Kristian Now on top of all that Clean that out and your grounded form you mp3and you radio"
yep thats my mom always yelling at me:( when do they learn not to yell at ppl just say it nicely and maybe somrthing will get done:(

Yeah really hard done by with your mp3 player lol.

[urgeok]

this thread just gave me a headache

[Kitty]

:confused: okey i'm confused:confused:

[FairyKorpes]

This is why there needs to be an age limit lol.

[ChEEbA]

1)i'm a girl 2)no i'm not my parents are just asses

Sorry, sir.

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by Kitty
:confused: okey i'm confused:confused:

Welcome to our Kitty encrusted world.

[Kitty]

and back to FOOD please i don't want to get of track any way i ran out of rat poisen so what can i use insteed?:rolleyes: :) :D :eek:

[Angelakillsluts]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
Sorry, sir.

lol :D

You're kind of* limited if you can't use the oven at all.

*seriously

How do they expect you to make some kind of dinner without being able to cook, fry, or boil anything?

Good luck with that. :p

[ChEEbA]

WHAT IS...The Vulgar Gourmet?























































Coming soon...



























































when you least expect it...


































































Like a screwdriver stabbed through the back of your knee....














































I know it doesn't seem like it now, but this post is somewhat relevant...or at least, it WILL be...

[Gren the cake]

cous cous

chicken kiev

oysters rockefellorr

try those.

[Kitty]

i have no clue!!!:confused: how to cook any thing with out using the stove:confused:

[Angelakillsluts]

I really have no ideas.

Sandwiches? lol maybe 8 bowls of cereal wasn't such a bad idea after all.

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Yeah really hard done by with your mp3 player lol.

HWHAAAT!?

[Kitty]

my thoughts exactally:rolleyes:

[I_Still_Know!]

Just had an idea and you wont need to use the oven or stove, and you should have this in your fridge already...........




















Eight saucers of milk for the rest of your kitty family!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhaaha.

Easy. Done! :D

[Gren the cake]

can u use a microwave. just open up a bunch of cans of soup.

or tv dinners!

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by Kitty
my thoughts exactally:rolleyes:

Meaning, Einstein, that your life can't be all that shitty if you have a fucking mp3 player.

[Kitty]

Originally posted by I_Still_Know!
Just had an idea and you wont need to use the oven or stove, and you should have this in your fridge already...........




















Eight saucers of milk for the rest of your kitty family!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhaaha.

Easy. Done! :D



very funny but just alittle fyi
im the only one in my family
with that nickname

[Kitty]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Meaning, Einstein, that your life can't be all that shitty if you have a fucking mp3 player.

okey yes but that was a x-mas pres. from my aunt
so that dont count
i got nothing from my 8 family members

[Gren the cake]

could it be because.. most families support 4 and urs is double that?

[I_Still_Know!]

Originally posted by Kitty
very funny but just alittle fyi


huh... :confused:

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by Kitty
very funny but just alittle fyi
im the only one in my family
with that nickname

Omfg you make me wanna rip out my hair then choke on it.

Could you sig BE any longer?

[Kitty]

yea i could be y?

[Angelakillsluts]

Oh, come on...

[Kitty]

what do you want me to shorton it?

[Angelakillsluts]

It should probably only be about a third as long as it is now.

[Gren the cake]

lol theres plenty of some like that length they shuld be yelled at too.

i still think we bein dooped

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by Kitty
Forgetting one major detail im only 14 and i'm not aloud to use the stove w/out permione
and that is why I HATE MY FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yet they are the ones keeping a roof over your head and giving you the clothes on your back and this internet and have rasied you, cared for you, fed you, loved you (even if they don't so it they still do) and have kept a roof over your head....wait i already said that but who cares


yeah so unless your parents hit you or molested you or something like that you should never hate them cause they will always love you

[Kitty]

al right fine:rolleyes: i'll change it :rolleyes:

[I_Still_Know!]

Originally posted by Kitty
what do you want me to shorton it?

Make it like my sig. :D

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by Kitty
okey yes but that was a x-mas pres. from my aunt
so that dont count
i got nothing from my 8 family members

you lie so much its pathetic... and besides imagin parents with 4 kids and low paying jobs..... do you think they can spend money on gifts? no they need to keep food in the house not gifts so stop whining

[Kitty]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
yet they are the ones keeping a roof over your head and giving you the clothes on your back and this internet and have rasied you, cared for you, fed you, loved you (even if they don't so it they still do) and have kept a roof over your head....wait i already said that but who cares


yeah so unless your parents hit you or molested you or something like that you should never hate them cause they will always love you

okey now im crying
that was so moving for about 10 sec.

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by Kitty
okey now im crying
that was so moving for about 10 sec.

your just a spoiled little brat who bitches if something does not go her way

[Kitty]

and you are a spoiled only child who has no clue what it is like to live in a house with 4 sibling +2 more that don'tlive with you
a mother whom doesn't give a fat rats ass about you
a part of you that feels nothing in this world can make anything right....and you call me spoiled but you have now idea no idea what i have been through i hate the living and if god cherishes us why am i the exception? you have no clue how hard it is to be me sean you just don't understand anything in my perspective do you?
How many time have you had to go in to foster care?
how many time did you have to change schools?
how many time do you even think about what other ppl have gone through i bet you can't even tell me to my face you have been in foster care and been hit over and over again!!!!
I have more ISSUES than CAThy does and no one can see that
you know why because if there is one thing in this life time of mine it is that you never forse someone to like you you just be you and you get lucky sometimes.So You Let Me know when your gonna ease up cause i still got more to through at you i bet you didn't even know i was in foster did you?

[nine9]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
your just a spoiled little brat who bitches if something does not go her way

I was going to post, but this is getting really personal between you two so I'll just creep on out of here :(

[I_Still_Know!]

You guys should have this conversation in private...

[urgeok]

i think someone should ban both their asses.

[Angelakillsluts]

Originally posted by I_Still_Know!
You guys should have this conversation in private...

I agree.

[Kitty]

no i think all horror should no that FRIDAYTHFAN is an asshole whom only thinks about him oops i mean her self:mad:

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by Kitty
and you are a spoiled only child who has no clue what it is like to live in a house with 4 sibling +2 more that don'tlive with you
a mother whom doesn't give a fat rats ass about you
a part of you that feels nothing in this world can make anything right....and you call me spoiled but you have now idea no idea what i have been through i hate the living and if god cherishes us why am i the exception? you have no clue how hard it is to be me sean you just don't understand anything in my perspective do you?
How many time have you had to go in to foster care?
how many time did you have to change schools?
how many time do you even think about what other ppl have gone through i bet you can't even tell me to my face you have been in foster care and been hit over and over again!!!!
I have more ISSUES than CAThy does and no one can see that
you know why because if there is one thing in this life time of mine it is that you never forse someone to like you you just be you and you get lucky sometimes.So You Let Me know when your gonna ease up cause i still got more to through at you i bet you didn't even know i was in foster did you?


3 sibling, don't add one your only sibling in that house are your 2 bros and 1 sister making it 3. cathy tried to commit suicide mulitple times... she has more issues then you.. yes i did you complain about it a lot, your not the only kid whos been in it in the world or gone to diff familys again and aggain... go live in a 3rd world country and see how they have it

[Tat2]

Here's what to do, I know because I have a Family of seven...5 kids @ home.

#1). Go see a shrink and get RX'ed some good mind altering medication...preferably one that doesn't make you drool.

#2). Take the medication until everything is right in (your) world.

#3). Using "poor mans' cryogenics, place kids into chest freezer. Not all of them, mind you, just the ones eating on your last nerve. You may have to use a broom stick to shove them in all the way. Rotate the kids, two at a time in the freezer on a specified schedule. Be fair!

#5). Wake up from your medicated state, see that it was just a dream.

#6). Take more medication. Wash it down with a quart of beer.

#7). Wipe the tears from your eyes, say hi to all of them and show them that you placed upon a beautifully set table for them...peanut butter, jelly of their choice and bread.

[Chainsaw Guy]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
you lie so much its pathetic... and besides imagin parents with 4 kids and low paying jobs..... do you think they can spend money on gifts? no they need to keep food in the house not gifts so stop whining

hey shut the fuck up dumbass what does it matter to you I should fucking slap you

[Gren the cake]

stop feeling os sorry for urself

as u can make a big list of the crap in ur life (as we all can and then some) u can make probably an even BIGGER list of all the good in it....

[I_Still_Know!]

Originally posted by urgeok
i think someone should ban both their asses.

Sometimes they come back....

(AND... thats a horror movie too!)

[Angelakillsluts]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
3 sibling, don't add one your only sibling in that house are your 2 bros and 1 sister making it 3. cathy tried to commit suicide mulitple times... she has more issues then you.. yes i did you complain about it a lot, your not the only kid whos been in it in the world or gone to diff familys again and aggain... go live in a 3rd world country and see how they have it

Just because other people have it worse doesn't mean you have a good life. I don't know "Kitty" or really know what's going on with her lifem but I think you should worry about yourself and not be so bothered with her. What's the point?

To me, it sounds like depression. I was pretty depressed (am a lot of teens are) a few years ago but I got over it. A lot of people deal with depression at some time in their life (others for their whole life) So maybe you should ignore her if her complaining bothers you so much.

Anyway, I'm walking out of this one and not looking back. :p

[Haphazard]

What the hell did I walk in on here????


*leaves thread right behind Angela*


(Don't worry...I'm not watching you walk).

Sheesh.

:D

[Kitty]

i don't have any kids im onlt 14!!!!!!!!
Both my aunt and unkle would kill me:( :eek:

[Gren the cake]

lol i still think we been dooped

anyway being depressed is just a part of life. one of the stages, persay.

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
Just because other people have it worse doesn't mean you have a good life. I don't know "Kitty" or really know what's going on with her lifem but I think you should worry about yourself and not be so bothered with her. What's the point?

To me, it sounds like depression. I was pretty depressed (am a lot of teens are) a few years ago but I got over it. A lot of people deal with depression at some time in their life (others for their whole life) So maybe you should ignore her if her complaining bothers you so much.

Anyway, I'm walking out of this one and not looking back. :p

ok sorry about all this im just getting itred of her complain when she don't know how good see really has it:(

[Kitty]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
3 sibling, don't add one your only sibling in that house are your 2 bros and 1 sister making it 3. cathy tried to commit suicide mulitple times... she has more issues then you.. yes i did you complain about it a lot, your not the only kid whos been in it in the world or gone to diff familys again and aggain... go live in a 3rd world country and see how they have it
you know what firday just drop it okey
now that hurt!!!!
:(

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by Chainsaw Guy
hey shut the fuck up dumbass what does it matter to you I should fucking slap you


congrats you just acted like i did earlyer today towards kitty:rolleyes:

anyways like i said im not ussally like this but hearing her whine on and off the net is really annoying.... if it will make you happy i will leave her alone from now on as long as she don't bitch

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by Kitty
you know what firday just drop it okey
now that hurt!!!!
:(

ok alright im sorry i will leave you alone now.. but you must stop complaining about your life it is really beter thne you think.. yeah so from now on i will leave you alone

[Chainsaw Guy]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
ok sorry about all this im just getting itred of her complain when she don't know how good see really has it:(



no that stupid shit don't work now

[Kitty]

im still crying friday thanks a bunch i really hope you get banned for that(well i don't really but it would be nice)

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by Kitty
im still crying friday thanks a bunch i really hope you get banned for that(well i don't really but it would be nice)


goda damn it:mad: i say im sorry and it gets worse what the hell now that im not going to attack her every one jumps right in... and chainsaw guy waht is yuor problem? i know im acting like a jerk and that not like me and i don't know why i am so sorry for every thing i said to you kitty please for give me

Friday13thfan

[Kitty]

it would make me feel better if youd okey i'll pm taht part to you latter but on to pressing matters just promice me you'll never metion cathy and if i do remind me about this please by the way i've managed to stop crying:)
kit

[ChEEbA]

Chainsaw guys just on the new bitches tits 'cos he thinks he's gonna git some - or at least that's what it looks like from here...despo:p
What a gentleman.


im still crying friday thanks a bunch i really hope you get banned for that(well i don't really but it would be nice)

Kitty...as stupid/hurtful as you think some of the stuff f13f has said to you is, if ANYONE in here is gonna get banned, it's you. You have a post count almost 200 now, and I don't think that to this day I've seen you post one productive thing - and if you have, it sure hasn't been much.
It's not that I don't sympathise...actually, I don't sympathise, everyone goes through shit, sometimes just shutting ther fuck up and dealing with it is what strengthens your character and makes you who you're gonne be - but that's not the point.
The point is, this isn't a fucking argument board, or someplace to come in an complain, non stop about your life. I am SURE that somewhere, thee are forums for just that - but THIS IS NOT ONE OF THEM.
If you're gonna strike up this kind of conversation here, at least do it in PM's so as to not have to subject the rest of us to it in nearly every post you make - because you're only gonna end up having to add a few more names to your little hate list, and having yet another thing to whinge about when the majority of the members here get fed up with your shit for good, and start giving you a REAL hard time - you haven't seen anything yet.

So my advice to you is check your friggin' baggage and issues at the door, be yourself, start posting productively....and maybe even something remotely horror related once in a while..., and you might find that you actually like it here.
If all else fails, you could always just leave and go write some songs for Good charlotte, simple plan...or some other whiny p.o.s "look how cool and angsty I am" overplayed, wannabe band that does nothing but complain about THEIR lives too.

I try to keep relatively cool with people, but this shit is starting to piss me off, I'd like it to stop.
You can take this as advice, or take offence, the choice is yours.

- B

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by Kitty
and you are a spoiled only child who has no clue what it is like to live in a house with 4 sibling +2 more that don'tlive with you
a mother whom doesn't give a fat rats ass about you
a part of you that feels nothing in this world can make anything right....and you call me spoiled but you have now idea no idea what i have been through i hate the living and if god cherishes us why am i the exception? you have no clue how hard it is to be me sean you just don't understand anything in my perspective do you?
How many time have you had to go in to foster care?
how many time did you have to change schools?
how many time do you even think about what other ppl have gone through i bet you can't even tell me to my face you have been in foster care and been hit over and over again!!!!
I have more ISSUES than CAThy does and no one can see that
you know why because if there is one thing in this life time of mine it is that you never forse someone to like you you just be you and you get lucky sometimes.So You Let Me know when your gonna ease up cause i still got more to through at you i bet you didn't even know i was in foster did you?

Anyone else notice she spelled every word correctly? MAybe she isn't as dumb as she wants us to think.

[Kitty]

thank you for that :)
and if any one can read correctly i said (not really but it would be nice):rolleyes:

[ChEEbA]

sibling - should be siblingS.

don'tlive - I'm sure this was accidental.

whom doesn't - That seems to clash

now idea no idea - ??

in to foster care - I would've went with into

how many time do you even think - should be timeS

forse - should be FORCE

cause - incorrect wording

still got more to through at you - should be THROW

Not to mention the complete lack of punctuation.



Anyone else notice she spelled every word correctly? MAybe she isn't as dumb as she wants us to think

- Uh, yeah...you might wanna brush up a bit on the observational skills there...
However, just because a person can't spell, has bad grammar, and trouble with sentence structure, that doesn't necessarily mean they're stupid...and isn't really a winning point on an argument, unless they go to call YOU stupid/uneducated...etc, then they're kind asking for it.

[Kitty]

okey fine:rolleyes: be a bitch it don't matterto me:rolleyes:

[FairyKorpes]

I guess is was perspective that threw me off, how can you spell that word correctly and get school wrong lol.

[Kitty]

??????????????wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChEEbA]

be a bitch it don't matterto me

Get over it. If you knew me, you'd know I'm actually trying to be nice here...

[Kitty]

it was midnight and i was tiered and i was bound not to spell things right
that was yesterday

[ChEEbA]

However, just because a person can't spell, has bad grammar, and trouble with sentence structure, that doesn't necessarily mean they're stupid

Are you missing something here?

[Kitty]

i dunno:confused:

[ChEEbA]

Shut up, sir.

[Kitty]

Mam yes Mam

[furballothrills]

Sorry Kitty: Ma'am Yes Ma'am

[ChEEbA]

Good...I'm glad SOMEONE corrected him.

[FairyKorpes]

I'm confused, FF13 says that Kitty is flat and caller her "she" and chEEbA, keeps calling Kitty "he, sir". Umm, some help here?

[Kitty]

okey to correct her i'm a girl ask friday i'm a girl

[Angelakillsluts]

Kitty's a girl, Cheeba knows this. :p

[Kitty]

are you sure?:confused:

[Angelakillsluts]

Originally posted by Kitty
are you sure?:confused:

No, sir.

[Kitty]

MA'MA I'M A WOMAN GOD DAMNIT I A WOMAN:mad:

[ChEEbA]

Stop lying, Richard.

[Angelakillsluts]

Calm down, sir.

/kitty

[ChEEbA]

"Sir, we'd appreciate it if you calmed down, stopped shouting and left quietly."

[Kitty]

1) im a girl
2) my name isn't Richard its Kristian
3) im a girl
4)im a girl :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Angelakillsluts]

Sir, please. You're disturbing the guests.

[ChEEbA]

Sir, if you don't leave, we'll have to call the police.
You said it was Richard right?

[Kitty]

KRISTIAN MY NAME IS KRISTIAN


LOOK IM NOT GONNA LEAVE FINE CALL THE POLICE C IF I CARE:mad:

[Angelakillsluts]

Sir, you are making a scene. :mad:

[Kitty]

yea and:mad:

[ChEEbA]

Will someone PLEASE call this man a cab?

[Kitty]

Girl ChEEba im a girl:mad::mad:

[ChEEbA]

Yeah alright, it's cool - I like, TOTALLY believe you.

[Kitty]

what do you need proof i'm a girl?:confused: :eek:

[ChEEbA]

I'm not touching that one with a 10 foot pole...whether or not I have one handy...;)

[Kitty]

not like that i mean w/ a pic?

[ChEEbA]

No thankyou, I passed the schoolboy phase a while ago...

[allmykids]

Guys i think kitty MIGHT be a girl!! LOL

[massacre man]

just stop arguing before i gotta bust a cap

[furballothrills]

Do you guys actually believe that a guy would complain that much? Oh and Ange, if you didn't notice, she mispelled Ma'am again and called you Ma'ma.

[bloodrayne]

Hey...How about an actual recipe, huh?


The world's fastest peanut butter fudge...Takes less than 5 minutes, and it's made with stuff that you almost always have in your kitchen...




2c sugar
1c peanut butter
1/4c water
1tsp vanilla extract



Put the peanut butter and vanilla extract in a mixing bowl...Put the sugar and water in a pan...Bring sugar and water to a boil (keep stirring it), then let it boil for 1 full minute...While the sugar water is boiling, butter a 9x9 baking dish (like what you'd use for brownies)...After the sugar and water have finished boiling for a full minute, pour it in the bowl with the peanut butter and vanilla extract...Mix it up really well with a fork, then pour it into the baking dish...Let it cool...Cut it...Eat it :)

[ChEEbA]

...interesting...

[I_Still_Know!]

Originally posted by Kitty
Forgetting one major detail im only 14 and i'm not aloud to use the stove w/out permione
[/B]

Cool recipe Bloodrayne, but she can't use the stove without permione...??

:confused:

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by I_Still_Know!
Cool recipe Bloodrayne, but she can't use the stove without permione...??

:confused: Well then...She can just GET permione....

[furballothrills]

damnit! It's not permione, it's permission! You had me looking on dictionary.com for permione, and all I had to do was read the quote! Bah!

[massacre man]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Well then...She can just GET permione.... i have extra permione in my closet

[urgeok]

i have a good honey-mustard curry recipe I'll post as soon as i can find it.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by urgeok
i have a good honey-mustard curry recipe I'll post as soon as i can find it. do you need permione for it?

[urgeok]

Originally posted by massacre man
do you need permione for it?

i dont think it calles for permione.
(isnt that just in italian food ?)

[massacre man]

Originally posted by urgeok
i dont think it calles for permione.
(isnt that just in italian food ?) i'm trying to use up my extra permione

[I_Still_Know!]

Originally posted by furballothrills
damnit! It's not permione, it's permission! You had me looking on dictionary.com for permione, and all I had to do was read the quote! Bah!

LOL!!

I did that too when I first read it... just to make sure.

It wasn't even close to permission?!?! :D

Your a cack Kitty. ;)

[bloodrayne]

LMAO


Hey Urge...If you're serious...I really wouldn't mind having that curry recipe ;)

[I_Still_Know!]

Originally posted by bloodrayne

Hey Urge...If you're serious...I really wouldn't mind having that curry recipe ;)

Same here actually. Sounds good.

Since this thread is about recipes - I made lentil burgers last night from scratch and they were that disgusting I could not get through one. I put a heap of sauce on them, but still... filthy.

I threw the batch of 10 that I made straight into the bin. Waste of my time cooking them.

I am not a vego but they looked good in the picture in the cookbook... think I will stick to beef burgers next time.
That'll teach me. :rolleyes:

[urgeok]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
LMAO


Hey Urge...If you're serious...I really wouldn't mind having that curry recipe ;)


Dead serious !
I have it somewhere upstairs and i'm gonna post it.

Its tasty as hell and really simple..

[pythagoraz]

chop som veggies ad salt and boil 'em in Grease... then add some onions and some blended spam! you can then put the Tasty delicous mix in glasses!

best served cold

[furballothrills]

^ that sounds really nasty. I really want to make that fudge recipe, but I'll wait until my parent's aren't home, like after school this week.

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
Good...I'm glad SOMEONE corrected him.

its a her whcih might explain a few things

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by Kitty
1) im a girl
2) my name isn't Richard its Kristian
3) im a girl
4)im a girl :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:


hey jimbo

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by Kitty
KRISTIAN MY NAME IS KRISTIAN


LOOK IM NOT GONNA LEAVE FINE CALL THE POLICE C IF I CARE:mad:


admit it your name is Jimbo and you live in a shed on 45th street

[furballothrills]

Or is it Shawn?

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Well then...She can just GET permione....

LMFAO


or in the words of kitty
lmfaopimpo

what the hell is lmfaopimpo:confused:

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by furballothrills
Or is it Shawn?

thats my name spelled Sean

[Marroe]

I am a pimpo

[furballothrills]

I actually knew that lol you posted that in a different thread. His/her name is Kristian, but that can be a guy's name too.

[AliceinGoreland]

8 ounces Cream cheese, cut in bits
* 3/4 cup Parmesan cheese, grated
* 1/2 cup Butter or margarine
* 1/2 cup Milk
* 8 ounces Fettuccine; cooked & drained
In large saucepan combine cream cheese, Parmesan, butter and milk, stirring constantly until smooth. Toss pasta lightly with sauce, coating well.


Double for your family. Some cheese garlic bread and a salad and that is dinner



Jar of spaghetti sauce

Jar of water or broth

2 tablespoons of garlic

Bag of frozen meatballs

3 tablespoons of Italian seasons

2 containers of stuffed cheese pasta.

This good soup and easy



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Tomato soup two

Two cans of milk (meaning to fill the soup cans with milk)

1 cup of cooked rice or pasta

I pound of cooked hamburger drained
Or left or chicken or turkey

I small package of veggies
.................................................. ..........................


Fretos or tortia chips at the bottom of the plate.


On top add cooked Hamburger that is drain. to the hamburger as it cooking add 1 chopped onion, corn drain.

Drain off fat add one jar of salsa to meat and veggie.

Place on top of chips.

Top with cheese. Good stuff.

[Tolstoy]

Buy The Curry Secret (http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0716020548/qid=1105380955/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl/202-3462462-3207855) and you'll never starve. It's an absolutely fantastic book - restaurant-style curries in your own kitchen! :) :) :) :) :) :)

[furballothrills]

I have an amazing cook book my mom got me last Christmas. It's called Clueless In The Kitchen. It breaks down all the recipes and pretty much translates them into everyday, average and modern 'slang' lol. It's says on the front: You're young, you're hungry, you're clueless.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Tolstoy
Buy The Curry Secret (http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0716020548/qid=1105380955/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl/202-3462462-3207855) and you'll never starve. It's an absolutely fantastic book - restaurant-style curries in your own kitchen! :) :) :) :) :) :) that goes so off topic of this thread ;)

[Death By Jell-O]

Recipes are lame....Just make up your own

[massacre man]

1 hersheys bar
1 rock from your driveway
one alien private part
one midget
glass of water
2 dozen eggs
a poo covered shoe
stir well
bake for 2 minutes
lather
rinse
repeat

[Gren the cake]

get some tortillas, put cheese on one, put tortilla on top. put in the microwave till melted.

then put some sour cream, salsa, guaamole... etc etc......

[furballothrills]

Burnt Piece of Shit Sandwich

Take one (1) piece of bread, preferably rainbow bread. Coat bread with honey, then relish. Boil an egg, then mince and sprinkle onto honey and relish. Add mass amount of ketchup, until completely satisfied. Next, add one (1) piece of turkey, deli style. Next, add one (1) slice of cheddar flavoured processed cheese. Add four (4) tsp. of table salt, and a pinch of pepper. Add three (3) cups of sour cream, then add one (1) piece of bread, to make a sandwich. Fry in frying pan on high for twenty (20) minutes, or until nicely charred. Pop into the toaster for an added ten (10) minutes for extra flavour. Enjoy, and whatever you do, don't feed it to the dog!



From the Mind of Furballothrills, but not the Kitchen!

[Marroe]

Originally posted by furballothrills
Burnt Piece of Shit Sandwich

Take one (1) piece of bread, preferably rainbow bread. Coat bread with honey, then relish. Boil an egg, then mince and sprinkle onto honey and relish. Add mass amount of ketchup, until completely satisfied. Next, add one (1) piece of turkey, deli style. Next, add one (1) slice of cheddar flavoured processed cheese. Add four (4) tsp. of table salt, and a pinch of pepper. Add three (3) cups of sour cream, then add one (1) piece of bread, to make a sandwich. Fry in frying pan on high for twenty (20) minutes, or until nicely charred. Pop into the toaster for an added ten (10) minutes for extra flavour. Enjoy, and whatever you do, don't feed it to the dog!



From the Mind of Furballothrills, but not the Kitchen! What ever happend to the plain old grilled cheese sandwich? Great for poor folks like myself, and a classic:)

[furballothrills]

Meh, too classic. It wouldn't be a burnt piece of shit sandwich unless you burnt it way too much!

[theshadow]

this whole thread is killing me. i go from laughing to thinking up recipes.

[The_Return]

Originally posted by furballothrills
Burnt Piece of Shit Sandwich

Take one (1) piece of bread, preferably rainbow bread. Coat bread with honey, then relish. Boil an egg, then mince and sprinkle onto honey and relish. Add mass amount of ketchup, until completely satisfied. Next, add one (1) piece of turkey, deli style. Next, add one (1) slice of cheddar flavoured processed cheese. Add four (4) tsp. of table salt, and a pinch of pepper. Add three (3) cups of sour cream, then add one (1) piece of bread, to make a sandwich. Fry in frying pan on high for twenty (20) minutes, or until nicely charred. Pop into the toaster for an added ten (10) minutes for extra flavour. Enjoy, and whatever you do, don't feed it to the dog!



From the Mind of Furballothrills, but not the Kitchen!


Remind me never to let you cook for me.

[Kitty]

same here(+ i don't have a dog he died 2 years ago,3 years old)

[The_Return]

Originally posted by Kitty
same here(+ i don't have a dog he died 2 years ago,3 years old)

Did you feed her some of your cooking?

[Kitty]

well some of the time but that was just stake bones-And
my pup is a BOY!
(sorry if i sound pissy but i get defensive about him still)

[The_Return]

Was he a vampire dog? If you fed him a stake....

http://www.olemiss.edu/courses/engl205/STAKE.JPG

[Kitty]

no i said stake bones

[furballothrills]

hey I actually can cook... that recipe's just for family and selected visitors... Kitty I think you killed your dog lol

[Kitty]

no he just ran of at 6:30pm i think? 12\11\03
:eek:well they were small bones so i DIDN'T kill him:eek:

[furballothrills]

Dogs aren't supposed to eat small bones! They choke on them! By the way, BR, I made that fudge today! It's really good, thanks for sharing it!