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Angelakillsluts
01-07-2005, 08:56 AM
You know what I saw today? Sorry if you find it disgusting that I'd actually watch this... While I was on the bus I was watching this old man blow his nose. It was weird though, I mean the way he went about it.
First, he took the tissue out, seperated it from the it's conjoined kleenex. Then spent atleast 30 seconds unfolding and uncreasing it until it was perfect, he then folded the tissue in half. Making sure to fold it very delicately, he stared at it for a bit, then blew his nose. The then stared at it again, unfolded it, turned it at a different angly, slowly folded it again, stared at it, then blew his nose again. He did this whole thing like 6-7 times in all, finally folding it all nice into a dainty little square and placing it back into his pocket.
People fascinate me, I've never seen anyone put so much effort and care into blowing their nose.
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Any other admitted people watchers? Remember anything deliciously out of the ordinary?
Sorry in advance.....saw the title of this thread and had to go with it.
People are strange, when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
People seem wicked, when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven, when you're down
When you're strange- faces come out of the rain (rain, rain)
When you're strange- no one remembers your name
When you're strange, when you're strange, when you're str-ange
Angelakillsluts
01-07-2005, 08:59 AM
Such a great song... but that's not what this thread is about! :D
urgeok
01-07-2005, 09:00 AM
i see people booger mining in their cars while driving every day ..
"pick me a winner !!!'
i think the fellow you saw in question was just trying to carefully make sure he wasnt going to get anny of the offending matter on his hands or inside his paocket during or after his business.
Haphazard
01-07-2005, 09:00 AM
I saw a lady in a supermarket parking lot, who was soooo obscenely obese, that she carried a lasso with her to rope her fat legs into the automobile!
Angelakillsluts
01-07-2005, 09:09 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
i see people booger mining in their cars while driving every day ..
"pick me a winner !!!'
That reminds me of when a bunch of friends and I were going to this restaurant. In the car I had to point out the guy outside the restaurant because he practically had his whole fingerup his nose, it was disgusting. "Oh that's Mike, he's a cook."
urgeok
01-07-2005, 09:11 AM
Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
That reminds me of when a bunch of friends and I were going to this restaurant. In the car I had to point out the guy outside the restaurant because he practically had his whole fingerup his nose, it was disgusting. "Oh that's Mike, he's a cook."
when the guy's eyeball bulges an inch or 2 out of the socket, its a good time to tell him that his finger is in a tad too far ...
Angelakillsluts
01-07-2005, 09:12 AM
or tell him to go just a little bit farther. ;)
Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
Such a great song... but that's not what this thread is about! :D
Thats why the apology at the beginning of my post.:)
On topic...I myself have been caught during a "PICK". For some reason when your in your car you don't think anyone can see you. You all have done it....ADMIT IT.
ShankS
01-07-2005, 09:27 AM
you think thats weird.... I was in an upmarket reasturant ages ago, and this weird looking couple ordered their meal from the waiter and gave him back the cutlery?? one of them then reached into a bag and took out what looked like a folded tea towel, unfolded it and took out two complete sets of cutlery.
my only assumptions were, that they had a thing about using cutlery that had been used by someone else.
Angelakillsluts
01-07-2005, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by newb
Thats why the apology at the beginning of my post.:)
On topic...I myself have been caught during a "PICK". For some reason when your in your car you don't think anyone can see you. You all have done it....ADMIT IT.
Nope. heh
urgeok
01-07-2005, 09:36 AM
i nit-pick
oops.
http://www.bubbygram.bravehost.com/andrew%20mega%20nose%20pick.jpg
urgeok
01-07-2005, 09:47 AM
Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
or tell him to go just a little bit farther. ;)
now thats's funny :)
loose snot covered eyeballs :)
and along comes The Bride to squish 'em
The_Return
01-07-2005, 11:53 AM
Im strange
urgeok
01-07-2005, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by The_Return
Im strange
he picks his nose constantly
Hate_Breeder
01-07-2005, 12:10 PM
Originally posted by newb
Sorry in advance.....saw the title of this thread and had to go with it.
People are strange, when you're a stranger
Faces look ugly when you're alone
People seem wicked, when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven, when you're down
When you're strange- faces come out of the rain (rain, rain)
When you're strange- no one remembers your name
When you're strange, when you're strange, when you're str-ange
Exactly what i was thinking lol
urgeok
01-07-2005, 12:21 PM
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Exactly what i was thinking lol
yes but were you Doors thinking it or Echo an the Bunnymen thinking it ?
Sergio
01-07-2005, 12:25 PM
I could have gone an entire lifetime without seeing that picture of the boy picking his nose. That was disturbing. Does he even have any eye in the other socket?
Hate_Breeder
01-07-2005, 12:25 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
yes but were you Doors thinking it or Echo an the Bunnymen thinking it ?
The Doors!
urgeok
01-07-2005, 12:28 PM
i love this thread ... you guys with avatars of your own faces .. and my bird ..
or is it ........ hmmmmmmmmm
Sedated_replica
01-07-2005, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
You know what I saw today? Sorry if you find it disgusting that I'd actually watch this... While I was on the bus I was watching this old man blow his nose. It was weird though, I mean the way he went about it.
First, he took the tissue out, seperated it from the it's conjoined kleenex. Then spent atleast 30 seconds unfolding and uncreasing it until it was perfect, he then folded the tissue in half. Making sure to fold it very delicately, he stared at it for a bit, then blew his nose. The then stared at it again, unfolded it, turned it at a different angly, slowly folded it again, stared at it, then blew his nose again. He did this whole thing like 6-7 times in all, finally folding it all nice into a dainty little square and placing it back into his pocket.
People fascinate me, I've never seen anyone put so much effort and care into blowing their nose.
__________________________
Any other admitted people watchers? Remember anything deliciously out of the ordinary?
Sounds like the man has "OCD". I don't know whats more strange, the dude blowing his nose or the creepy girl watching him the whole time... :confused:
urgeok
01-07-2005, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
Sounds like the man has "OCD". I don't know whats more strange, the dude blowing his nose or the creepy girl watching him the whole time... :confused:
i wanna know if she was licking her lips at the time :D
Angelakillsluts
01-07-2005, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
Sounds like the man has "OCD". I don't know whats more strange, the dude blowing his nose or the creepy girl watching him the whole time... :confused:
haha that's a good question. This is what I do on the bus, watch people. Sounds like a socially rejected character in a horror movie, just before she murders them all with an axe.
I thought maybe fluf (gren) would have some good stories.
urgeok
01-07-2005, 02:35 PM
Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
I thought maybe fluf (gren) would have some good stories.
sure she will,,, but will we understand them ? :)
Gren the cake
01-07-2005, 03:10 PM
oh i know i got some. plenty of nose pickers
i could tell the story about 2 special ed kids with boners coming after me from either direction
ugh. i hate that story tho. that and im not sure u can clal them 'strange' since its not relaly their fault.....
oh wait, i already told the story of the guy running his hand up and down his gf's lardass, all cratery and cottage cheesy and shit. anyways, thats always a nice story
ill try and think of an extra nice one ;)
nine9
01-07-2005, 07:35 PM
You know, years ago I worked in an ESL childcare program. At the time they gave us info about certain acceptable and non- acceptable gestures. On that they said that in Some of the Asian countries it is acceptable to sneeze and let it go onto the ground.........no tissue.........just that.
We were hoping the kids we were working with would not do this with us...........EVER! :eek:
I_Still_Know!
01-07-2005, 07:39 PM
I think some of the recent posts just confirm - people ARE strange.