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Haphazard

01-04-2005, 06:58 PM

This momentous occasion only happens once in a lifetime. This is truly a benchmark post for me, and I shall celebrate it properly with a Captain Spaulding avatar (sticking with the clown theme).

Thanks to all those who have helped me achieve this plateau.

Marroe

01-04-2005, 07:00 PM

allmykids

01-04-2005, 07:02 PM

Right on!! :D :D

FairyKorpes

01-04-2005, 07:05 PM

*Yawns* Uh? Did you say something?? *Walks away scratching ass*

Haphazard

01-04-2005, 07:08 PM

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
*Yawns* Uh? Did you say something?? *Walks away scratching ass*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Haphazard

01-04-2005, 07:09 PM

Originally posted by Marroe
Congrats and Hugs:D

I think I'm in love with you, Bob.

;)

Marroe

01-04-2005, 07:10 PM

Originally posted by Haphazard
I think I'm in love with you, Bob.

;) Awwwwwwwwwwww, I love you tooo! I have goosy pimples now!:D

orangestar

01-04-2005, 07:11 PM

:D = me

because you have 1000 posts.

The STE

01-04-2005, 07:17 PM

Originally posted by Haphazard
This momentous occasion only happens once in a lifetime.

You sure about that?

Haphazard

01-04-2005, 07:23 PM

Originally posted by The STE
You sure about that?

LOL.

Well, for some it keeps happening over, and over, and...

The STE

01-04-2005, 07:25 PM

or twice

Gren the cake

01-04-2005, 07:40 PM

im getting soon too i hope!!!

DraculaInDallas

01-04-2005, 08:52 PM

Originally posted by Haphazard
This momentous occasion only happens once in a lifetime. This is truly a benchmark post for me, and I shall celebrate it properly with a Captain Spaulding avatar (sticking with the clown theme).

Thanks to all those who have helped me achieve this plateau.

Damn Hap, we hit 600 at the same time....wtf happened to me :confused: When you're as old as me you tend to nod off in front of the monitor and sleep while all you young'ins keep on posting............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

* snoring again *

ShankS

01-04-2005, 08:58 PM

Gren the cake

01-04-2005, 10:04 PM

spam = evil

ShankS

01-04-2005, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by Gren the cake
spam = evil

spam is good for you, it's not evil.

Haphazard

01-05-2005, 08:34 AM

Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
Damn Hap, we hit 600 at the same time....wtf happened to me :confused: When you're as old as me you tend to nod off in front of the monitor and sleep while all you young'ins keep on posting............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

* snoring again *

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!! I totally picture you hangin' out in the new member forum, geting ready to post one of your typical "Fuck you noob" pics, and then *BANG* your head slams down on the submit button. You wake up a few hours later to the delight that your pic has been posted...although you had no knowledge of this happening.

By the way...love the new avatar, ShankS!! :p

Hate_Breeder

01-05-2005, 08:37 AM

Welcome to the club buddy. Next benchmark...5000

Haphazard

01-05-2005, 08:45 AM

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Welcome to the club buddy. Next benchmark...5000

Holy damn, hate!

You can miss the next year or so due to inury or something and you would still have gaudy stats!

I got a lot of posting to do :(

movieman64

01-05-2005, 08:52 AM

Congrats

furballothrills

01-05-2005, 11:51 AM

Congrats, and go eat your spam before it becomes bigger and takes over the entire world!

The_Return

01-05-2005, 11:53 AM

You

The_Return

01-05-2005, 11:54 AM

Are

The_Return

01-05-2005, 11:55 AM

The

The_Return

01-05-2005, 11:55 AM

King

The_Return

01-05-2005, 11:56 AM

The_Return

01-05-2005, 11:56 AM

Spam!

The_Return

01-05-2005, 11:57 AM

Lol, Im just messing with ya man, congrats! Now I need to get back up there, with this account....God knows Ive posted enough:rolleyes:

The STE

01-05-2005, 12:22 PM

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Welcome to the club buddy. Next benchmark...5000

nah, people who get THAT many posts are probably losers

furballothrills

01-05-2005, 12:26 PM

lol.. losers. yes. Look who's talking, Vamp? You don't need to post with each word lol. I think you're the Prince of Spam. We should vote for the royal family lol.

Gren the cake

01-05-2005, 12:34 PM

why cant i make spam like that?

Gren the cake

01-05-2005, 12:38 PM

"The name "SPAM" was chosen in the 1930s when the product, whose original name was far less glamorous, began to lose market share. The name was chosen from multiple entries in a naming contest. A Hormel official once stated that the original meaning of the name SPAM was "Shoulder of Pork And haM"."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SPAM

ART
http://www.subinev.com/spam/mainnav.html

SPAM RECIPE WINNER
http://www.spam.com/es/Kansas_02.htm

from hormel itself
http://www.hormel.com/kitchen/glossary.asp?id=37251&catitemid=

others
http://www.cusd.claremont.edu/~mrosenbl/spamfaq.html
http://www.pitt.edu/~blair1/spam-recipes.html
http://www.unsolvedmysteries.com/usm373950.html
http://www.tattered.com/spam.htm

furballothrills

01-05-2005, 12:43 PM

somebody did their homework. I've never tried SPAM, but it looks weird. I'd poke it with something first to make sure it wasn't alive. Then again, canned chicken doesn't look very healthy either. Maybe that stuff is artificial too.. hmmm...

Tat2

01-05-2005, 12:46 PM

In Monty Pythons Flying Circus's own lyrics.....

"Spam spam spam spam, Spam spam spam spam, spammity spam, spamity spam..."

Haphazard

01-05-2005, 12:51 PM

Originally posted by furballothrills
somebody did their homework. I've never tried SPAM, but it looks weird. I'd poke it with something first to make sure it wasn't alive. Then again, canned chicken doesn't look very healthy either. Maybe that stuff is artificial too.. hmmm...

I dig spam actually. Just can't eat too much of it because it's super salty.

However, I will NEVER eat scrapple. I know it's a regional thing...so some people may not have heard of it.

But, trust me...it looks exactly how it sounds.

SCRAPPLE!

kpropain

01-05-2005, 12:54 PM

Congrats Hap. I'm getting close to 1000 myself...

urgeok

01-05-2005, 12:56 PM

i find that spam is a great for sex. warm it in the microwave for a few seconds, get a mellon scoop and put a hole through the middle and there you go :

an 100% edible girlfriend.

dont forget the crackers !

The_Return

01-05-2005, 01:00 PM

Originally posted by Haphazard

SCRAPPLE!

Never heared of it....but here ya go, hewlp ya celebrare!

http://www.jonesdairyfarm.com/uploads/images/Scrapple_1_lb.gif

Haphazard

01-05-2005, 01:02 PM

The King, ladies and gentlemen...

http://www.msu.edu/user/depolo/spam2.jpg

Haphazard

01-05-2005, 01:03 PM

The

Haphazard

01-05-2005, 01:03 PM

Mother Fucking

Haphazard

01-05-2005, 01:04 PM

King!

Gren the cake

01-05-2005, 01:07 PM

SCRAPPLE?? SPAM SEX??? LOL!!

hey.. u know that woodoil u use to buff furniture? (u know.. HOUSE STUFF)

anyway, if u run out, u can use the grease from spam and do it. and im usre ud have a lovely smell as well!

saw this on montel, they had that guy who has all these wacky uses for regular products (like pepto bismal for a facial)

kpropain

01-05-2005, 01:10 PM

...

Haphazard

01-05-2005, 01:29 PM

Originally posted by The_Return
Never heared of it....but here ya go, hewlp ya celebrare!

Scrapple...The Rundown:
http://www.mememap.org/scrapple.html

The STE

01-05-2005, 01:35 PM

too bad that Cooking with Cum site went down, I'm sure I could've found a recipe using spam somewhere in it

Gren the cake

01-05-2005, 02:26 PM

http://www.somethingdirectory.com/main_emo.htm

what to avoid part II
logical thinking, as it tends to take away from ur sensitivity

xtroversion of any form, as it makes u look interestd in something

but above all, avoid happiness, happiness is a sin to emo culture

billy: but what cant i be happy?

u see billy, since emo kids are so sensitive, they tend to take things a lot harder. their lives are ones of constant pain and misery