Meet the parents...

[Gren the cake]

So i feel like BR and now im asking advice LOL

well, just wondering. so ive never really met a dudes parents. so i barely knew this dude but we went to vegas. hes a cool guy

went with his parents, sexy i know, but they had a hotel room already. was his dad, his step mom and her mother. very nice people. neat too since his dad is italian and his mom is filipino... and me and the guy are italian and filipino lol.

so anyway, i took a shower first. im asuming they spoke about me. So when he took a shower his dad starts talking to me 'oh how did u meet ' blah blah

so i said 'john is definitely one of the nicest guys ive ever gone out with.' not trying to bS i really meant it..

and of course he said 'oh yes john is the best guy, u dont geta ny better than john' u know typical stuff

i said 'yah all i date is military dudes' and hes like 'oh well that explains it'

so im nodding and shit. so then he goes, very sincerely, and seriously.. 'i think he wants a relationship. he really likes u'

so i kinda smiled, looked up in the air and said 'ohh.. yes... i ... sensed....... that!" then i ran off to the bathroom. ihad no idea what the fuck to say LOL

anyway, i never met a dudes parents. is this something parents r supposed to say??????? so it makes me wonder what the fuck they were sayin while i was in the shower. neway, its just confusing cuz im used to knowing stuf totally or not knowing at all, none of this middel CRAP.

[nine9]

Sounds typical to me.............just keep smiling and say very little until you know if you are serious about him.

All parents think their baby is the best .

Just go with whatever they say for the time being.

[theshadow]

sounds to me likeTHEY want a relationship. i AM a dude's parents. my son is 18.

[bloodrayne]

No matter what you make of of it, how you feel about it, or what you do about it...It's a good thing...It means that they have accepted you, and deemed you 'good enough' for their son:cool:...That actually means a LOT...Be happy :)

[Gren the cake]

ya i dunno what he wants, but we've spent a ot of time together and theres all these places he wants us to go to. real nice dude, defnitely one of the better guys ive dated. and hes smart LOL. hes a edumacated asshole

it was cool cuz i really liked his parents, well his dad and step mom anyway. didnt meet his mom. he and his dad have a very close relationship, i wish i knew what they said bout me

so he calls me everyday and junk and we hang out several times a week.

hes 24, graduated with BA 2 years ago and has been workin. i talked with him and i know he wants to get married within the next few years, before 30. .. hmm, dunno what that means lol. but we havea nice time, very sweet guy etc.

so to add some drama i peeled my lip and busted it and it swelled up. its down now but damnit SOMEBODY...... gave me the idea that i have herpes

so i fuckin called him and he reassured me LOL but JKLASJDSAUFOIAUFOISAUFOIUSOFAISUFOISA!!!!!

[kpropain]

Well they are gonna turn you away if they see the herpes on your lip fluff...:p

[Hate_Breeder]

Not to offend but it sounds like something out of Full Metal Jacket...

[Gren the cake]

shut up. i dont even think its anything. that and if anything i got it from him!!!!!!

BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[kpropain]

Hey I could have said it was the crusty cumcakes piled up on your lip...:p

[Gren the cake]

u know whats sad??

i think what it is is from all the salt and vinegar chips i been eating. i ate the bag the past 3 days. the whoe fucking bag. and i dint brush teeth afterwards and i remember my mouht and lips burning but i was too lazy to do anyth ing

so i think that what it is.. LOL. well i should definitely nkow in the next couple days

and for ur info.. i dont let it crust on my lips!!!! i spit and rinse like immediately after :):):):):):):)):):)

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Not to offend but it sounds like something out of Full Metal Jacket...

You know the scene...

[Gren the cake]

*has never seen full metal jacket*

*prepares for bashing*

....... ok while im at it

*has never seen top gun or sound of music*

...... theres probably more..................

[kpropain]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
*has never seen full metal jacket*

*prepares for bashing*

....... ok while im at it

*has never seen top gun or sound of music*

...... theres probably more..................

OMG no fucking way..powders up pimp hand and gives fluff a huge fucking smack...

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
*has never seen full metal jacket*

*prepares for bashing*

....... ok while im at it

*has never seen top gun or sound of music*

...... theres probably more..................

No bashing required lol. Its an excellent movie...one of my personal favorites...


But yeah i havent seen Top gun or Sound of Music either lol..:cool:

[Gren the cake]

WAIT WIAT WAIT im getting somewhere....

so probably next weekend im sleeping over at johns house and were gonna have a massive horror fest

SEE SEEEEE????? so ill be able to know stuff. thats the only reason why ive never watched em, just cuz id get to fuckin scared but ill have a big man next to me that night

def watching the shining... im not sure what else tho. i want scary stuff but with good actors and substance

u can hardly slap me for THAT!!!!!!

so whats the big deal with full metal jacket anyway? is it like platoon? ive seen parts of platoon, like where they think alias is dead and hesr unning out after the helicopter :(. and some movie with tommy... whats his name? the older guy, and hes with some asian chick.... moon, sun,.. something? good movie toh. war time too. tommy ends up dead hes like in a truck naked or something?

[Gren the cake]

Originally posted by kpropain
OMG no fucking way..powders up pimp hand and gives fluff a huge fucking smack...

hey at least u powdered it. kinda like when u powder up in pool so it doesnt get all sticky like?????

[kpropain]

Fluff, Platoon was a great movies but pales in comparisson to Full Metal Jacket, you are in for quite a suprise...;)

[Hate_Breeder]

If yur goin to rent teh moves of horrer..rent da

Fredy versu Jasone

and liek

Signes

Tos be de good 1s!




Sorry i had the urge to imitate a newb tonight. But all joking aside i would watch Dead Alive, Stir of Echoes, Ju-on (original), Zombie, Dawn of the Dead (1978), Day of the Dead (82?), and maybe throw in Shaun of the Dead if you havent seen it..

[Gren the cake]

.... guess ill hafto watch that one too! i have a rela hard time watchin movies though

OH ok tommy lee jones, "heaven and earth". awesome movie

generally im not really into war movies???? private ryan kinda grossed me out.. and was a bit boring..... ithought :/ but then agian its war, trying to be accurate and shit so.. that and it depresed me watching it cuz i saw it recently and with the war going on and all..

yeh... not sure i want to watch full metal jacket right now. let me find this link i saw before... well i cant find the link. but it showed some stuff in iraq where the tanks/humvees blew up (roadside bombs), and where they burnt the bodies and hung em up. really got to me, so i guess right now maybe wouldnt be a good idea to watch ful metal hHEEe.ee...he......he....

[Gren the cake]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
If yur goin to rent teh moves of horrer..rent da

Fredy versu Jasone

and liek

Signes

Tos be de good 1s!




Sorry i had the urge to imitate a newb tonight. But all joking aside i would watch Dead Alive, Stir of Echoes, Ju-on (original), Zombie, Dawn of the Dead (1978), Day of the Dead (82?), and maybe throw in Shaun of the Dead if you havent seen it..

LOLOLOL i was abou to say 'HEY even i know not to watch that shit!!' although i liked signs, not so much for horror aspect but the whole... underlying message thing (everythin happen for a reason)

is dead alive the one with ash? cuz ive seen that. stir of echoes havent seen, i have it LOL but 2 scared to watch it. my friend rented ju on and she didn tlike it but then again she liked shrek2 over shrek 1 so.... Zombie sounds cool, DOTD sound neato...

just im not really into just blood and guts i like a relaly cool story ya know> like bram stokers, se7en.. etc.... almost like horror/thriller/suspense

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
just im not really into just blood and guts i like a relaly cool story ya know> like bram stokers, se7en.. etc.... almost like horror/thriller/suspense

Then you will like Stir of Echoes.

[kpropain]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
is dead alive the one with ash?

That made me laugh like hell mainly because you were serious...

[Gren the cake]

Originally posted by kpropain
That made me laugh like hell mainly because you were serious...

.. ok im gona go check

OH COME ON DEAD ALIVE EVIL DEAD THEYRE KLIKE THE SAME!!!!!!

.. LOL. im very bad with faces and titles

and i HAVE seen stir of echoes.. AWESOME!!

[Hate_Breeder]

Dead Alive-A grosse zombie movie..has a really "Slimy" feel to it.

Evil Dead-Ash, possesed hand, chainsaw, boomstick

I guess i understand how you can get confused

[Gren the cake]

Ya see

evil live... just has the A in front of it....

Punksss

[kpropain]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....:D :p

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
evil live

*cough* Misfits live album *cough*

[kpropain]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
*cough* Misfits live album *cough*

Or you could reverse it. *live evil* and it would be Black Sabbath.....:D :p

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by kpropain
Or you could reverse it. *live evil* and it would be Black Sabbath.....:D :p

Very nice! *thumbs up*

[Gren the cake]

man now im really confused LOL

:)

racecar

[kpropain]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
man now im really confused LOL

:)

racecar

*In best butthead voice* uhhh racecars kick ass uhhh huhhhh

[Gren the cake]

:D

[kpropain]

Go Speedracer...:D

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by kpropain
*In best butthead voice* uhhh racecars kick ass uhhh huhhhh

*Beavis*

nnu YES! neuhuh oohoohoo Crash..huhuh FIRE!

"Thats my football..give it back."

God damn i miss that show

[Gren the cake]

:D we used to call him GO NAD RACER GOO!!!

[Gren the cake]

how about where beavis tries to kiss his own ass??? or where they shave for the first time????

"damn im smooth"

[kpropain]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
*Beavis*

nnu YES! neuhuh oohoohoo Crash..huhuh FIRE!

"Thats my football..give it back."

God damn i miss that show

Dude you and me both..

Damnit Beavis don't kick your ass again....:D

[Hate_Breeder]

What about the nosebleed episode? Or when they went on strike? hahahha

"uhh we're on strike."
"heheh yeah!"
"get back to work!"
"uh....ok."


"Hi whats your name?"
"Joe"
"Joe what?"
"Joe Momma."
"HAHA i like that! Next step..be creative, whats your name?"
"Jack."
"Jack what?"
"Jack Momma."


"This guys a dumbass huhhuhuh"

[Gren the cake]

damn i wish i had a pic. but seinor year i met this kid that looked sOOOO much like beavis. he was weird too

and the weirder thing,, was he was mormon. he used to be scared of me cuz he thought i was a devil worshipper.

anyway, i have his senior pic in my yearbook but its all pretty and shit. that and id feel bad showing his pic ofF LOL

[Gren the cake]

how about where they make the counterfeit money?? and beavis starts giving the dude all the photocopied change LOL

"well umm lets see what abraham lincoln has to say about that.. he he.. he he"

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
how about where they make the counterfeit money?? and beavis starts giving the dude all the photocopied change LOL

"well umm lets see what abraham lincoln has to say about that.. he he.. he he"

Oh yeah! hahahha. Do your remember where they had to change the oil to the fryer? So they used automotive oil?

Then the one where they find the dead squirrel and try to get it to fetch a stick hahah

Good Times.

[kpropain]

All I have to say is FIRE...


Yup that's it Fire...






















































and FIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE






































































And of course FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. ...:D

[Gren the cake]

UGH. and to think they replaced this with..... newlyweds??? all those damn dating games????

shittttttttttttt

i mean fuck beavis and butthead, aeon flux, clone high, 3 south.. SOOO many good ass cartoons and they keep playing real world 300 real world/road rules 50 etc etc....

[Gren the cake]

i am cornholio! you have awaken my bunghole! i come from a land without tp. my people r in need of tp!

my bung hole.. it is nothing to be ashamed of!!

i come from........ lake tITICACA... in NICARAGUA!!!!

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
3 south

One of the best shows since Beavis and Butthead..

The damn "Oregano epsiode" when they put the "oregano" on their pizza and one of the guys eyes were all read and he was saying "I am so focused" and it zooms out and hes walking in a fountain.

Then the black guy who went around the campus calling everyone a triscuit..hahaha

[Gren the cake]

the only 3 souht i member is where they kidnap the mascot (the old guy)

the guy with the nose is about to set off some canons for the celberation and he says 'let me get behind the wall, i have very sensitive ear drums' well he doesnt get a chance, they go off. then the guy talks to him and its just a bunch of high pitched buzzing LOL

clone high was awesome too. SAY WAHT!!?!?!?! can u believe they ended it cuz the damn like indian government was offended??? cuz they made fun of ghandi but FUCK they made fun of lincoln, alexander the great , martin luther, cleopatra etcetc.. SHIT! fuckin bolllywood!

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
anyway, i never met a dudes parents. is this something parents r supposed to say??????? so it makes me wonder what the fuck they were sayin while i was in the shower. neway, its just confusing cuz im used to knowing stuf totally or not knowing at all, none of this middel CRAP.

You must kill them and rob them of they're SOULS!

[Gren the cake]

i would cept id only lose them........