Here you go.........

[allmykids]

Use this thread to talk about whatever So we don't mess up other peoples threads!! :)

[Dr.L00MIS]

LOL!chEEba will be happy, you have me stumped in the 3 movies thread!

[allmykids]

Originally posted by Dr.L00MIS
LOL!chEEba will be happy, you have me stumped in the 3 movies thread!

Oh Darn!! I will give you the answer and try a diferent one!! ;)

[Marroe]

Originally posted by allmykids
Use this thread to talk about whatever So we don't mess up other peoples threads!! :) Uhhh, okay guys. I'm really boared!!!!! Really, really, really boared.

Oh shit, Dr. LOOMIS! Sorry I left ya hanging, is it still my turn? *going to check*

[massacre man]

Holy Bartender



so is this the whole general forum now?

[Death By Jell-O]

Blah Blah Blah, Bling Bling Bling Blah........

[Dr.L00MIS]

Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
Blah Blah Blah, Bling Bling Bling Blah........



What band is your avatar?

[Death By Jell-O]

Murderdolls

[allmykids]

I'm bored TOO!! LOL

[Death By Jell-O]

Hey Frankenstein, what’s on your mind?
Hey dracula, I heard you suck
Now Vincent Price was Dr. Phibes
Come steal my brain Fritz
And take it to Dr. Frankenstein
[pre-chorus]
Well you can knock on ed wood
But it won’t do you no good
No, no, no, no good
Cause all of my heroes are dead in Hollywood

Hey Norman Bates, how are your rates?
Hey Leatherface, remove my… face
Hey Tall Man, just take my hand
And lead me to your red planet
[pre-chorus]
[chorus]
You’re so dead in, dead in Hollywood
Dead, you’re so dead in, dead in Hollywood

D.E.A.D. that’s how I wanna be
[pre-chorus, chorus]
Whoa, dead in Hollywood
Whoa, dead in Hollywood
Whoa, dead in Hollywood
Whoa

[Marroe]

Since we can use this thread for anything, I'm gonna ask for advice. My friends don't seem to help any. As some of you know I was bitching on Christmas about my boyfriend not calling, or answering his phone. Well, it's been a week today since I have heard anything from him. He is probably screwing around on me. Should I just give up on him? We've been together for almost 2 years.

[wufong]

Originally posted by Marroe
Since we can use this thread for anything, I'm gonna ask for advice. My friends don't seem to help any. As some of you know I was bitching on Christmas about my boyfriend not calling, or answering his phone. Well, it's been a week today since I have heard anything from him. He is probably screwing around on me. Should I just give up on him? We've been together for almost 2 years.
he probably is fucking someone. i think by the lack of interest shown by your friend, i think your boyfriend is fucking your friend

[Marroe]

Originally posted by wufong
he probably is fucking someone. i think by the lack of interest shown by your friend, i think your boyfriend is fucking your friend
He may be fucking someone, but it ain't my friend. He's out of town.

[Death By Jell-O]

Well, let's just say if he's not calling, it's not a good thing....Unless he has a REALLY good excuse....like near death hospital experience kinda stuff....other than that...the outlook isn't so good......

[urgeok]

Originally posted by allmykids
Use this thread to talk about whatever So we don't mess up other peoples threads!! :)

You think this will stop me !!!

AAAHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!

fools !!

they laughed at me in Venice, They laughed at me in Prague !!

I'll show them, I'll show you all !!!

AHH HAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

For I am URGEOK, Twister of Threads, Messer of Minds, Sewer of Socks !!! Baker of Muffins !!
(anything but bran .. seriously who likes bran muffins other than old people who cant crap. every meeting i go to all the good muffins are gon and those shit inducing bran muffins are the only ones left. Sometimes they jazz them up with a few raisins as if that helps. They're still dried up little turds. I like the kind that have that light glaze with the cranberries. Not too sweet .. just enough to catch that edge. Cranberry juice is good too .. a lot of women drink it for urinary track infections but i just like it. If its really cold. Otherwise there is a bit of a nasty aftertaste.
Like white grape juice .. who the hell can drink that bile ?
Its like wine .. without the wine.
Speaking of wines, is anyone else here into Australian wines ? Its the only thing i buy - for years now .. Lindemins (sorry - spelling) the cabernet.. as well as WB Yellow label .. killer wine.
Hell, i'll even drink Hardys before another country's wine.
Canadian wine is good for cooking only .. except for ice wine which i've never had ... too god damn expensive and the thought of paying 70$ for a skinny assed sweet desert wine doesnt appeal to me.. i dont like sweet wines .. the drier the better.
The tighter the sweater, the boys depend on us.
My teeth hurt. I never thought i would suffer fro psycho-sematic symptoms but ever since my last checkup when the dentist spotted some light cracking i hate the feel of my teeth touching .. never bothered me before .. and i dont grind my teeth.
My kid does though .. sounds like artic ice flows crashing together at night.

well, thats about it.

[Marroe]

Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
Well, let's just say if he's not calling, it's not a good thing....Unless he has a REALLY good excuse....like near death hospital experience kinda stuff....other than that...the outlook isn't so good......
I know he's alright, I called his work to make sure because I was worried.....at first.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by urgeok
You think this will stop me !!!

AAAHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!

fools !!

they laughed at me in Venice, They laughed at me in Prague !!

I'll show them, I'll show you all !!!

AHH HAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

For I am URGEOK, Twister of Threads, Messer of Minds, Sewer of Socks !!! Baker of Muffins !!
(anything but bran .. seriously who likes bran muffins other than old people who cant crap. every meeting i go to all the good muffins are gon and those shit inducing bran muffins are the only ones left. Sometimes they jazz them up with a few raisins as if that helps. They're still dried up little turds. I like the kind that have that light glaze with the cranberries. Not too sweet .. just enough to catch that edge. Cranberry juice is good too .. a lot of women drink it for urinary track infections but i just like it. If its really cold. Otherwise there is a bit of a nasty aftertaste.
Like white grape juice .. who the hell can drink that bile ?
Its like wine .. without the wine.
Speaking of wines, is anyone else here into Australian wines ? Its the only thing i buy - for years now .. Lindemins (sorry - spelling) the cabernet.. as well as WB Yellow label .. killer wine.
Hell, i'll even drink Hardys before another country's wine.
Canadian wine is good for cooking only .. except for ice wine which i've never had ... too god damn expensive and the thought of paying 70$ for a skinny assed sweet desert wine doesnt appeal to me.. i dont like sweet wines .. the drier the better.
The tighter the sweater, the boys depend on us.
My teeth hurt. I never thought i would suffer fro psycho-sematic symptoms but ever since my last checkup when the dentist spotted some light cracking i hate the feel of my teeth touching .. never bothered me before .. and i dont grind my teeth.
My kid does though .. sounds like artic ice flows crashing together at night.

well, thats about it.

Massacre Man:stop right there!
Urgeok:its Massacre Man!
Massacre Man:i will use my Massacre weapons to stop you!
*pulls out giant chainsaw*
Urgeok:you cant stop me i have Zwoti and Death-by-jello protecting me
Massacre Man:i have Kruegerkid to help me
*Kruegerkid kills Death-by-jello with upside down lawnmower*
Massacre Man:there you go just Zwoti
*Zwoti runs*
Massacre Man:now i have my chainsaw and you have nothing
Urgeok:WRONG!
*Urgeok pulls out ax*
*Massacre Man saws Urgeok in half*
*Massacre Man and Kruegerkid walked away*
*URGEOK WAKES UP*

[urgeok]

dont kid yourself .. i actually have a chainsaw .. a real one ..
well, and an axe too.


is it just me or does anyone else share my feeling that axe murders in the movies are just grossest ones.

i mean a knife goes in and out .. leaves a hole ..

a chainsaw leaves a mess .. and is nasty in its own right ..

but an axe ... man oh man ..

i think Dont Look in the Basement had a nasty one .. as wellas that Chuck Norris horror .. Silent Rage.

Anyone else see this movie ?
Its one i like despite Norris's typically wooden performance..
I thought the bad guy was great.

One of those films i like that everyone else hates .. and i cant explain why.

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by urgeok
dont kid yourself .. i actually have a chainsaw .. a real one ..
well, and an axe too.


is it just me or does anyone else share my feeling that axe murders in the movies are just grossest ones.

i mean a knife goes in and out .. leaves a hole ..

a chainsaw leaves a mess .. and is nasty in its own right ..

but an axe ... man oh man ..

i think Dont Look in the Basement had a nasty one .. as wellas that Chuck Norris horror .. Silent Rage.

Anyone else see this movie ?
Its one i like despite Norris's typically wooden performance..
I thought the bad guy was great.

One of those films i like that everyone else hates .. and i cant explain why.

You're not right, dude!

This is a "Talk about anything and everything" thread...and you go ramblin' on about horror! What the????

lol!

You just can't stand to conform...can you!? :D

[urgeok]

its true .. i have a sickness.

its career limiting too as you could imagine.
(zero respect for authority is part of the problem)

on the other hand .. for the 1st time ever i have a new boss .. just recently.
And not only does she have the natural beauty of a model, she's incredibly nice too.

i actually look forward to going to work now.

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by urgeok
its true .. i have a sickness.

its career limiting too as you could imagine.
(zero respect for authority is part of the problem)

on the other hand .. for the 1st time ever i have a new boss .. just recently.
And not only does she have the natural beauty of a model, she's incredibly nice too.

i actually look forward to going to work now.

Lucky you!

On the topic of work...I got hired for a new job today, and I could've sworn I was being hit on by the interviewer. lol.

She didn't exactly have the natural beauty of a model...but, I gotta admit...it was a little weird. That has never happened before (at least so bluntly).

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haphazard
Lucky you!

On the topic of work...I got hired for a new job today, and I could've sworn I was being hit on by the interviewer. lol.

She didn't exactly have the natural beauty of a model...but, I gotta admit...it was a little weird. That has never happened before (at least so bluntly).

you're a single guy .. you should have tapped her right there on the table.

so .. push
when... push
do...push
i....push
start ..... aaaaahhhhhhhhhh !!!


smoke ?

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by urgeok
its true .. i have a sickness.

its career limiting too as you could imagine.
(zero respect for authority is part of the problem)

on the other hand .. for the 1st time ever i have a new boss .. just recently.
And not only does she have the natural beauty of a model, she's incredibly nice too.

i actually look forward to going to work now.

nothing like having a hottie for a boss. I'd be screwing up daily just so I would be called to the bosse's office ;)

[urgeok]

the contrast between her and my previous boss defies description. couldnt be more of a contrast..
yin and yang and all that.

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by urgeok
you're a single guy .. you should have tapped her right there on the table.

so .. push
when... push
do...push
i....push
start ..... aaaaahhhhhhhhhh !!!


smoke ?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

"Single" does not equal "pig."


(I'll at least wait til the drug test clears).

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haphazard
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

"Single" does not equal "pig."


(I'll at least wait til the drug test clears).



and married doesnt equal decent.

ok i guess it does in my case ..

i cant pull the 'bad dude' thing off very well...

[allmykids]

Originally posted by urgeok
You think this will stop me !!!

AAAHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!

fools !!

they laughed at me in Venice, They laughed at me in Prague !!

I'll show them, I'll show you all !!!

AHH HAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

For I am URGEOK, Twister of Threads, Messer of Minds, Sewer of Socks !!! Baker of Muffins !!
(anything but bran .. seriously who likes bran muffins other than old people who cant crap. every meeting i go to all the good muffins are gon and those shit inducing bran muffins are the only ones left. Sometimes they jazz them up with a few raisins as if that helps. They're still dried up little turds. I like the kind that have that light glaze with the cranberries. Not too sweet .. just enough to catch that edge. Cranberry juice is good too .. a lot of women drink it for urinary track infections but i just like it. If its really cold. Otherwise there is a bit of a nasty aftertaste.
Like white grape juice .. who the hell can drink that bile ?
Its like wine .. without the wine.
Speaking of wines, is anyone else here into Australian wines ? Its the only thing i buy - for years now .. Lindemins (sorry - spelling) the cabernet.. as well as WB Yellow label .. killer wine.
Hell, i'll even drink Hardys before another country's wine.
Canadian wine is good for cooking only .. except for ice wine which i've never had ... too god damn expensive and the thought of paying 70$ for a skinny assed sweet desert wine doesnt appeal to me.. i dont like sweet wines .. the drier the better.
The tighter the sweater, the boys depend on us.
My teeth hurt. I never thought i would suffer fro psycho-sematic symptoms but ever since my last checkup when the dentist spotted some light cracking i hate the feel of my teeth touching .. never bothered me before .. and i dont grind my teeth.
My kid does though .. sounds like artic ice flows crashing together at night.

well, thats about it.

So do you know the muffen man??

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by urgeok
and married doesnt equal decent.


This is something I found out way too many times for my liking. Almost every chick I've been involved with over the last few years are married.

Ridiculous.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by allmykids
So do you know the muffen man??


i know his cousin, the muffin man :)

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by urgeok


i cant pull the 'bad dude' thing off very well...

First of all, you would have to get away from using cute furry things as your avatar.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haphazard
First of all, you would have to get away from using cute furry things as your avatar.


furry, yes .. but what on gods green earth is your criteria for 'cute' !!???

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by urgeok
furry, yes .. but what on gods green earth is your criteria for 'cute' !!???

When referring to animals...the uglier the cuter.

I'm sorry, I just like my animals ugly...which -- in turn -- is cute.



http://www.glideruniversity.org/images/wellness.jpg

[furballothrills]

^ heh heh heh that's a funny looking animal


THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT::::
"Woolooloolooloo"
END PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT


just thought you needed a random noise to lighten up your days, or just another bit of evidence to send me to the psycho ward.

muah hah hah hah hah!

[allmykids]

Originally posted by Haphazard
When referring to animals...the uglier the cuter.

I'm sorry, I'm just like my animals ugly...which -- in turn -- is cute.



http://www.glideruniversity.org/images/wellness.jpg

I think he's really Cute!!!

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by furballothrills
^ heh heh heh that's a funny looking animal


That thur is a sugar glider.

[furballothrills]

a sugar glider? Is that what it's called?

[allmykids]

I love his great big Eyes!!! He needs a Kiss!!

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haphazard
When referring to animals...the uglier the cuter.

I'm sorry, I just like my animals ugly...which -- in turn -- is cute.



http://www.glideruniversity.org/images/wellness.jpg


i bet that would taste nice grilled on a bun ...
with one of those kosher dills on the side.

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by Haphazard
When referring to animals...the uglier the cuter.

I'm sorry, I just like my animals ugly...which -- in turn -- is cute.



http://www.glideruniversity.org/images/wellness.jpg

When this pic came up i actually, did a how would you say, well let's put it this way my body stayed but my head moved back, as though i were spooked lol.

[Sergio]

I just bought the special addition DVD box set of Lord of the rings, damn it was expensive for 3 movies.

I also upgraded from a 19 gig to an 80 gig hard drive, whoohoo.

Oh and i bought Canibal the musical. awsome movie.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
When this pic came up i actually, did a how would you say, well let's put it this way my body stayed but my head moved back, as though i were spooked lol.

a sure sign that this thing will come to you tonight in your dreams and find his way into your head via your left eye socket .. so he can devour your brains.


all the time saying ,,,

'gimme some sugar, baby'

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
When this pic came up i actually, did a how would you say, well let's put it this way my body stayed but my head moved back, as though i were spooked lol.

hahahahah! aww, but it's so friggin' cute.

And you can have them as pets (they are restricted in some states though).

[Marroe]

Originally posted by Haphazard
hahahahah! aww, but it's so friggin' cute.

And you can have them as pets (they are restricted in some states though).
Awesome, I want one! Too cute.

[Marroe]

My landlord never said I couldn't have a squirrel;)

[Death By Jell-O]

OR rats for that matter! ;)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Marroe
My landlord never said I couldn't have a squirrel;)


i could never have a squirrel.


they're always after me lucky charms !

[FairyKorpes]

Well let's see Sarah and I are up snacking. She is having an entre of grapes, cheerio's and sesame sticks. For a beverage we have V8 splash strawberry kiwi 2004, great bouquet and year. I am also having sticks and coffee. She has 4 teeth and loves eating crunchy things. She is now jiveing to Soul Train i tired changing it to CSI, but she looks to cute.

Yeah so what! :p

[furballothrills]

I think I'll keep my dog, but I would want one of those if they were domesticated and didn't feel like shitting all over a house or apartment. How could you imagine it eating brains? It's so cute! lol
edit::http://www.conservationcentre.org/images/sglider1.JPG
that's how small it is!

[Death By Jell-O]

So you're saying she's a rodent? That's the topic at hand.... :D

[Marroe]

Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
OR rats for that matter! ;)
I know he let's some of my neighbors keep them around. Nasty people!!

[urgeok]

Originally posted by furballothrills
I think I'll keep my dog, but I would want one of those if they were domesticated and didn't feel like shitting all over a house or apartment. How could you imagine it eating brains? It's so cute! lol


charles manson was cute and furry and had big eyes ...
and look what he did !

[Death By Jell-O]

Originally posted by Marroe
I know he let's some of my neighbors keep them around. Nasty people!!

Rats are underrated as pets......Clean animals....Good with kids....Very docile........But the males are gross....Gigantic nuts and all.....Not very pleasant brushing against the flesh......

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Well let's see Sarah and I are up snacking. She is having an entre of grapes, cheerio's and sesame sticks. For a beverage we have V8 splash strawberry kiwi 2004, great bouquet and year. I am also having sticks and coffee. She has 4 teeth and loves eating crunchy things. She is now jiveing to Soul Train i tired changing it to CSI, but she looks to cute.

Yeah so what! :p

Well, she has about 3 more teeth than the typical Soul Train dancer.



http://tulsatvmemories.com/gbpics/8soul3sh.jpg

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by urgeok
charles manson was cute and furry and had big eyes ...
and look what he did !

Charles Mansons make good pets. They kill all of the other pests around you.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
Rats are underrated as pets......Clean animals....Good with kids....Very docile........But the males are gross....Gigantic nuts and all.....Not very pleasant brushing against the flesh......

rats are extremely good pets .. damn shame they have such a short life expectancy..

[Death By Jell-O]

I've had several rats as pets.....They're cool.....Had one that used to chill in my shirt pocket everywhere I went.....It was a great pet...

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haphazard
Well, she has about 3 more teeth than the typical Soul Train dancer.



are you shitting me ?
have you seen soul train lately ! it looks like a freaking beauty pageant ! mucho hot ladies !

[Death By Jell-O]

I thought soul train died out in the 80's.....

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
I've had several rats as pets.....They're cool.....Had one that used to chill in my shirt pocket everywhere I went.....It was a great pet...

i've had a few .. my favorite was a huge white rat .. it was a lab rat a friend in medical school rescued for me ..

it could get out of its own cage and would only do so if i forgot to feed it ..
it would just go straight to the cupboard with the food in it - eat, and wait for me to put him back.

once i forgot and went to find him ... when i did he was standing between the legs of my then girlfriends big white german shepherd ..
the dog didnt bother with the rat and the rat wasnt in the least bit afraid (which probably saved his life)

looked weird .. these 2 white animals ... i'll never forget that sight :)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
I thought soul train died out in the 80's.....

hell no .. i saw it once a couple of years ago at a friends house (i dont watch TV)

they should change the name from Soul Train to Boner Express.

[furballothrills]

My dog's the quietest dog I've seen.. I hope he doesn't turn into a killer lol.. I doubt it though because he's old. He might go crazy, but I'd imagine I'd go first. Rats are ok, especially when cats find them and bring them to the doorstep. My neighbor's cat used to do that. Heh heh heh heh heh.

[Death By Jell-O]

I had a couple a few years back that got loose and decided to eat some "plants" I was growing....Bastards.......They used to get out all the time.......Quite entertaining playing find the rats.....

[Death By Jell-O]

Originally posted by furballothrills
Rats are ok, especially when cats find them and bring them to the doorstep. My neighbor's cat used to do that. Heh heh heh heh heh.

That's just wrong.....

[Marroe]

Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
Rats are underrated as pets......Clean animals....Good with kids....Very docile........But the males are gross....Gigantic nuts and all.....Not very pleasant brushing against the flesh......
DUDE!!! I don't think these folks went out and got them as pets! I used to to have a white pet rat, name was Aspirin.

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by urgeok
are you shitting me ?
have you seen soul train lately ! it looks like a freaking beauty pageant ! mucho hot ladies !

No, I haven't seen it lately. I'm still holding out for Solid Gold to come back.

By the way, the hottest chicks on earth reside on Univision (Spanish channel).

[Death By Jell-O]

There's nothing wrong with that.....I leave cookies around my house in hopes of a rodent infestation.....I need some excitement......

[Marroe]

Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
I had a couple a few years back that got loose and decided to eat some "plants" I was growing....Bastards.......They used to get out all the time.......Quite entertaining playing find the rats.....
that blows;)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
....Gigantic nuts and all.....Not very pleasant brushing against the flesh......

thats what my wife is always complaining about too !

[Death By Jell-O]

Originally posted by urgeok
thats what my wife is always complaining about too !

That's not what I heard....;)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
That's not what I heard....;)

ok ok, you win ...
she likes it.

[Marroe]

Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
There's nothing wrong with that.....I leave cookies around my house in hopes of a rodent infestation.....I need some excitement......
you can find excitement in much cleaner environments ya know.
Well, I try to a least.

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
I leave cookies around my house in hopes of a rodent infestation.....I need some excitement......

All that's gonna do is backfire, and you will soon be surrounded by a gang of angry gingerbread men.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

[urgeok]

i remember helping friends move out of a downtown apartment once ..

mice ran freely in their place.
i thought they were bullshitting me but after 5 minutes one came shooting out from under the closet door and went across the room under the couch .. in front of 5 of us.

then more followed .. it was like a cartoon.

i caught one mouse in my old place .. a deermouse.
cute as hell ... i put him in a big tank .. he lived for 5 years .. i couldnt believe it. I guess a stress free life was good for the little guy..

[Death By Jell-O]

Originally posted by Haphazard
All that's gonna do is backfire, and you will soon be surrounded by a gang of angry gingerbread men.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

I've been wondering why there's an abundance of Gumdrop buttons in the living room........

[Marroe]

This is so off the wall, but I have peed at least 20 times in the last hour. It's starting to worry me.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
I've been wondering why there's an abundance of Gumdrop buttons in the living room........


i dont want to be the guy to have to tell you this, but they arent gumdrop buttons ..

you need to borrow a sock ?

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
I've been wondering why there's an abundance of Gumdrop buttons in the living room........

Yup! That's the first sign, my man.

*shakes head*

[Death By Jell-O]

Invest in a larger bladder.....

[Death By Jell-O]

Originally posted by urgeok
i dont want to be the guy to have to tell you this, but they arent gumdrop buttons ..

you need to borrow a sock ?

Why yes, yes I do....I can't get mine off the ceiling.....

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Marroe
This is so off the wall, but I have peed at least 20 times in the last hour. It's starting to worry me.



uhmmm, just a thought ... but is there a hospital handy ?

or a garage ?

[Haphazard]

http://www.posternow.com/r/r1530.jpg

[The STE]

http://www.wvculture.org/arts/Artworks/Summer02/SARANDON.jpg

Chris Sarandon ate my grandma's last cookie

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
Why yes, yes I do....I can't get mine off the ceiling.....


holy crap !! hahahaha you wing your used sock around like a guy making pizza dough ?

or were you checking to see if it was el dente ? hahahah !

[Marroe]

Originally posted by urgeok
uhmmm, just a thought ... but is there a hospital handy ?

or a garage ? a garage?

[Death By Jell-O]

Originally posted by urgeok
holy crap !! hahahaha you wing your used sock around like a guy making pizza dough ?

or were you checking to see if it was el dente ? hahahah !

Just checking the consistency.....

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Marroe
a garage?

you can get some of that stop-leak stuff you put into busted radiators

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by Marroe
This is so off the wall, but I have peed at least 20 times in the last hour. It's starting to worry me.

Of all the insane, weird, off-the-wall, schizophrenic shit that has been discussed throughout this thread...

This has got to be the funniest. I think it has to do with the sheer honesty involved...lol.

[Marroe]

Originally posted by urgeok
you can get some of that stop-leak stuff you put into busted radiators Ah, well i just figured out i have had 8 beers, that may be why.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haphazard
Of all the insane, weird, off-the-wall, schizophrenic shit that has been discussed throughout this thread...

This has got to be the funniest. I think it has to do with the sheer honesty involved...lol.


holy crap are you ever naive ! you really think Chris Sarandon ate STE's grandmothers last cookie ?

[Death By Jell-O]

Well, if he did.....I hope someone filmed it.....I need some new movies......

[The STE]

it was Oatmeal Raisin. Mott's I think...

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by urgeok
holy crap are you ever naive ! you really think Chris Sarandon ate STE's grandmothers last cookie ?

Let me just put it this way:

MY grandmother had a last cookie one time. THAT cookie was eaten by a one Chris Sarandon.

So...

[urgeok]

it was all she could do .. she gave her last dollar to the paper boy so there was no other way for her to repay Sarandon for the sex.

[Marroe]

Originally posted by Haphazard
Of all the insane, weird, off-the-wall, schizophrenic shit that has been discussed throughout this thread...

This has got to be the funniest. I think it has to do with the sheer honesty involved...lol. I say it how it is!!! espesially right now.

[The STE]

Wow. From Robin Wright Penn to people's grammas...how the somewhat mighty have fallen

[urgeok]

Originally posted by The STE
Wow. From Robin Wright Penn to people's grammas...how the somewhat mighty have fallen


if i was him, i'd have been tapping sis !

[Marroe]

RRRRRR....HE just signed on 10 minutes ago, and still has said NOTHING to me. I hope he get's herpes!

[The STE]

Originally posted by urgeok
if i was him, i'd have been tapping sis !

I'd have been foot-fucking Verne Troyer

[Death By Jell-O]

Originally posted by Marroe
RRRRRR....HE just signed on 10 minutes ago, and still has said NOTHING to me. I hope he get's herpes!

and I'll wish him a side of syphilis.......

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Marroe
RRRRRR....HE just signed on 10 minutes ago, and still has said NOTHING to me. I hope he get's herpes!


the thing to do in this case is to post some naked pictures of yourself here .. then go tell him you've done it.


i'd do the exact same thing in your situation.


serve the bastard right !


we wont look.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by The STE
I'd have been foot-fucking Verne Troyer


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Marroe]

Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
and I'll wish him a side of syphilis....... yeah, that too!!!

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by Marroe
RRRRRR....HE just signed on 10 minutes ago, and still has said NOTHING to me. I hope he get's herpes!

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, marroe?


http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/amei/coleman85.jpg

[urgeok]

Originally posted by urgeok
the thing to do in this case is to post some naked pictures of yourself here .. then go tell him you've done it.


i'd do the exact same thing in your situation.


serve the bastard right !


we wont look.


uhhhh, you are over 18 right ?

[Death By Jell-O]

Originally posted by urgeok
the thing to do in this case is to post some naked pictures of yourself here .. then go tell him you've done it.


i'd do the exact same thing in your situation.


serve the bastard right !


we wont look.

I agree! that'll show that bastard!

[The STE]

the thing to do in this case is to post some naked pictures of yourself here .. then go tell him you've done it.


i'd do the exact same thing in your situation.


serve the bastard right !


we wont look.

I will. And I'll be naked. And masturbating. And eating Andes mints.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by The STE
I will. And I'll be naked. And masturbating. And eating Andes mints.

so this Andes .... nice fella is he ?

[Marroe]

Originally posted by urgeok
the thing to do in this case is to post some naked pictures of yourself here .. then go tell him you've done it.


i'd do the exact same thing in your situation.


serve the bastard right !


we wont look. I'm on it Urge!

[The STE]

Originally posted by urgeok
so this Andes .... nice fella is he ?

I dunno. I just eat the mints

[urgeok]

Originally posted by The STE
I dunno. I just eat the mints

you crazy kids these days ..
you have a new name for it every day !

[The STE]

tomorrow we're going to be calling it "watching Platoon"

[Marroe]

21 and 7 months;) Gotta pee again!!!!

[urgeok]

she never did say if she was over 18 or not.

i dont want to appear any creepier than normal.

if thats at all possible at this point in time.

[urgeok]

speak of the devil !!

well hell ! at 21 we can expect full frontal !

hurry back from that pee !

[The STE]

or get a picture of you peeing. I won't mind

[Marroe]

Originally posted by urgeok
speak of the devil !!

well hell ! at 21 we can expect full frontal !

hurry back from that pee ! Okay, I am drunk and the only girl here. You guys wouldn't be trying to take advantage of me now? That's gross STE!

[The STE]

Originally posted by Marroe
Okay, I am drunk and the only girl here. You guys wouldn't be trying to take advantage of me now? That's gross STE!


I will stop being gross when you post pictures of yourself naked. Full frontal, no blocking or censoring in any way.


Until then, it's all scat fetishes and gay sweaty midget orgies.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by The STE
I will stop being gross when you post pictures of yourself naked. Full frontal, no blocking or censoring in any way.


Until then, it's all scat fetishes and gay sweaty midget orgies.

or you could combine the two and get one hell of a shitty little mess

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Marroe
Okay, I am drunk and the only girl here. You guys wouldn't be trying to take advantage of me now? That's gross STE!


drunk, pissed off at the boyfriend.....


sure we are .. is it working ?

[Marroe]

i have many pics I could share...... I'm a goddamn centerfold!

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Marroe
i have many pics I could share...... I'm a goddamn centerfold!


should i PM you my email address ?

[The STE]

Originally posted by urgeok
or you could combine the two and get one hell of a shitty little mess

hmmm... two dozen gay midgets shitting into each others mouths and peeing on each other and having loud gay sex...

then Chris Parnell walks in...

[The STE]

Originally posted by Marroe
i have many pics I could share...... I'm a goddamn centerfold!

then post something

[Marroe]

All tasteful, I'll stick something in the gallery.

[urgeok]

tasteful .... sigh ...

oh well ... not drunk enough yet obviously !

[The STE]

holy crap!

I went to check one of my e-mail accounts for the first time in a while, and look:

Welcome, Stephen!

You have 666 unread messages:
Inbox(666)


that's kinda awsm

[urgeok]

Originally posted by The STE
holy crap!

I went to check one of my e-mail accounts for the first time in a while, and look:

Welcome, Stephen!

You have 666 unread messages:
Inbox(666)


that's kinda awsm

well, nice chatting with you ..

you'll probably be eaten by big dogs with red glowing eyes later tonite.

[The STE]

http://www.rueskitchen.com/archives/cookie.jpg

C Stands For Cookie, That's Good Enough For Me

[urgeok]

Originally posted by The STE
[/IMG]

C Stands For Cookie, That's Good Enough For Me

cookie cookie cookie starts with C !

[The STE]

exactly

[allmykids]

I want a cookie TOO!! Where is it???

[urgeok]

Originally posted by allmykids
I want a cookie TOO!! Where is it???


you were born with one !!!

( sorry couldnt resist :)

[newb]

I like bran muffins!:(

[urgeok]

Originally posted by newb
I like bran muffins!:(

you're not exactly famous for your refined cullinary preferences :)

chicked salad sandwich, a brand muffin and a bud.


(Chef's special at Newbs Diner) :)

just ask for Flo !

[massacre man]

Elmo loves you

[newb]

Originally posted by urgeok
you're not exactly famous for your refined cullinary preferences :)

chicked salad sandwich, a brand muffin and a bud.


(Chef's special at Newbs Diner) :)

just ask for Flo !

Breakfast of Champions

http://www.chickenortuna.com/sandwichimages/sandwich-6.jpg
http://www.edietshop.com/onlinestore/images/535133.jpg
http://www.kudsak.com/produits/images_produits/budweiser.gif

[massacre man]

*steals newb's muffin and shoves it down pants*

[newb]

Originally posted by massacre man
*steals newb's muffin and shoves it down pants*

You can keep it now MM.

I'm not fond of pubes on my muffin.

[urgeok]

i was so sure you were gonna post this ...

[newb]

Originally posted by urgeok
i was so sure you were gonna post this ...

I'm a little slow today....got a fuding cowd

a fucking cold.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by newb
You can keep it now MM.

I'm not fond of pubes on my muffin. *steals newb and shoves him down pants*

[newb]

*looks around his new environment...hmmm...that looks like a dick...only smaller*






:D

[furballothrills]

heh heh heh heh heh...
attention boys and girls! It's time for today's random noise/expression.

























SALAMANDERS!

[massacre man]

Originally posted by newb
*looks around his new environment...hmmm...that looks like a dick...only smaller*






:D you found that

i never could

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by furballothrills
heh heh heh heh heh...
attention boys and girls! It's time for today's random noise/expression.

SALAMANDERS!

"Salamanders" is one of the best werdz evaaaar!

[FairyKorpes]

YEAH!!!!!



















If you're gay:p

[furballothrills]

heh heh heh... New Year's Resolutions... none
fuck the new year!

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
YEAH!!!!!

If you're gay:p

http://img1.imagevenue.com/loc20/89eb4_sally.jpg