Christmas porn story

[Vodstok]

ok, you all know how these things go. one person starts the story, then someone els epicks it up, then the next and so on.

here we go


The snow was falling heavily. Mrs claus stared out the window. Somewhere, santa was out crawlign down chimmenys. It had been months since he had gone down her chimmeny.

Gabriel, a loyal elf, happened by. "Lady Claus, you seem sad. Is thereanything i can do to help." he shook his head, tossing his mulletted locks.

"Not unless you knwo how to sweep chimmenys, Gabe" she said, dejected.

gabriel undid his belt. "I can sweep chimmneys, ma'am. I can even give you some egg nog if you want." Gabe stared longingly at mrs claus. He had a fetish for large, older women.

Mrs claus gave him a coy look. "Have you been a good boy this year? You must have been. Thats a big candy cane you have there...."

[The STE]

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[Death By Jell-O]

Why does this suddenly seem like a bad idea? :D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
ok, you all know how these things go. one person starts the story, then someone els epicks it up, then the next and so on.

here we go


The snow was falling heavily. Mrs claus stared out the window. Somewhere, santa was out crawlign down chimmenys. It had been months since he had gone down her chimmeny.

Gabriel, a loyal elf, happened by. "Lady Claus, you seem sad. Is thereanything i can do to help." he shook his head, tossing his mulletted locks.

"Not unless you knwo how to sweep chimmenys, Gabe" she said, dejected.

gabriel undid his belt. "I can sweep chimmneys, ma'am. I can even give you some egg nog if you want." Gabe stared longingly at mrs claus. He had a fetish for large, older women.

Mrs claus gave him a coy look. "Have you been a good boy this year? You must have been. Thats a big candy cane you have there...."


'Well Mrs. C' replied the obviously well endowed elf, 'you know what they say about candy canes - the longer you lick them, the tasier they get"

With that Mrs Claus could no longer contain her insatiable lust and began frantically tearing at the wee mans zipper.

'Woah there Mrs C, you're going to give the bald fireman whiplash, you dont want to end up with a lawsuit on your hands'

'I'm not concerned with what's on my hands, its what's IN my hands that's got my attention' replied the randy old cuckolder.

And with that she took the elf's red, angry member into her sweaty paws and started pumping him like a milkmaid the day before Easter.
She took the time to hike her voluminous shirts over her ample rosy buttocks with one freed up hand.
After picking a few stray curly elf hairs off of gabriels throbbing shaft she began to gobble his beckoning manhood like it was the first food she had since last xmas.

Little did she realize, in the frenzy of her passion that Donner had crept silently into the room, one hoof stroking his growing interest, and both eyes on Mrs Claus's sideways rear smile, bobbing up and down, calling to him the way a bun demands the satisfaction of harbouring a spicy sausage........

[ShankS]

Originally posted by The STE
http://ravenbomb.250free.com/scaryfuckingfish.jpg

hahaha that looks like a giant cock thats had a bodged up circumsision :D

[The STE]

Originally posted by urgeok
'Well Mrs. C' replied the obviously well endowed elf, 'you know what they say about candy canes - the longer you lick them, the tasier they get"

With that Mrs Claus could no longer contain her insatiable lust and began frantically tearing at the wee mans zipper.

'Woah there Mrs C, you're going to give the bald fireman whiplash, you dont want to end up with a lawsuit on your hands'

'I'm not concerned with what's on my hands, its what's IN my hands that's got my attention' replied the randy old cuckolder.

And with that she took the elf's red, angry member into her sweaty paws and started pumping him like a milkmaid the day before Easter.
She took the time to hike her voluminous shirts over her ample rosy buttocks with one freed up hand.
After picking a few stray curly elf hairs off of gabriels throbbing shaft she began to gobble his beconing manhood like it was the first food she had since last xmas.

Little did she realize, in the frenzy of her passion that Donner had crept silently into the room, one hoof stroking his growing interest, and both eyes on Mrs Claus's sideways rear smile, bobbing up and down, calling to him the way a bun demands the satisfaction of harbouring a spicy sausage........


You skipped a post. The creepyfish was my part of the story. GET IT RIGHT!!!

[urgeok]

Originally posted by The STE
You skipped a post. The creepyfish was my part of the story. GET IT RIGHT!!!


i thought it was like a Station Break or something ..
And now a word from our sponser.

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and now, back to our regularly scheduled porn.

[The STE]

no, it's part of the story. Since it got skipped before, I'll re-enter my part of the story (which is the least-warped thing I can add)

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[ShankS]

Originally posted by The STE
no, it's part of the story. Since it got skipped before, I'll re-enter my part of the story (which is the least-warped thing I can add)

http://ravenbomb.250free.com/scaryfuckingfish.jpg

fishy fish you smell of fishy fish :D

[urgeok]

hahaha !! look at this old thread !

[ShankS]

and it still sucks :D

[urgeok]

fuck, its funny .. i'm going to repost it - see if we can get it going again :)

[ferretchucker]

Donner's interest was growing frantically. His soft slug suddenly became a tree branch. It bang on the floor.

"Mrs. C, forget him, he can't do anything" said Gabriel. But she didnt stop.

"you're a great kid gabe but this isn't enough. We've had some laughs but you're too easy.

"What are you saying, you wanna end this?! But it just began." He said.

" I never said i would end it, just...add to it." She replied licking her lips. She dragged Gabriel across the floor with a lustful look on her face, slowly creeping towards Donner while Gabriel saw his mail box get slowly ripped from the grass...


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Most of this is actually from something me and my sick mates did at school. The thing that disturbed me most when writing it was...my name is Gabriel.