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bloodrayne
12-23-2004, 06:46 AM
Okay...Some guy that says he knows me, maybe from one of the clubs, but I have NO clue who he is...Sent me THIS...

One night in Erlanger long ago ...

A braggant wind
beats against my window
the air is fresh with
impending snow
once tasted
long ago
in the solitude
of a Mid-Western winter

I was in a place
where I was anonymous,
condemned
in the eyes
of one hundred strangers

I sought solace
in the embrace of night
and caught you
out of the corner
or my sight

Deep sharp eyes
burning like flames

hot blood spilled
against the cold
Kentucky ground
and melted
into the soil
like black snowflakes

I have been writing this
for one hundred years
and I shall write it
longer still

No matter
what the world
will take from me
this memory
will stay
forever
like a ghost

-Jon


All that I know about him is that he's 31 and lives close to me

I LOVE this poem...

What should I do?...What would YOU do?...I feel kinda bad for not remembering this guy...But, if I forgot him, maybe there was a reason:confused:



HELP!

kpropain
12-23-2004, 06:48 AM
He's a stalker, stay far away from this guy...

ChEEbA
12-23-2004, 06:49 AM
Just meet up with him...Cut him..., it'll be fun.

urgeok
12-23-2004, 06:50 AM
want me to rework that poem too ? :)

newb
12-23-2004, 06:51 AM
You know John Keats?

bloodrayne
12-23-2004, 06:59 AM
LMAO...Somehow, you guys are NOT helping:rolleyes:











:D

urgeok
12-23-2004, 07:01 AM
unless he shows up at your door with a free 40" screen TV and the Near Dark collectors edition.. i wouldnt lose any sleep over it.

nine9
12-23-2004, 07:04 AM
You know, someone wrote me something like that.....well not as weird though not long ago. My brother said it sounded like a stalker too. :eek:

In my case I doubt it, but here? Well I would be really really careful BR........

urgeok
12-23-2004, 07:09 AM
Originally posted by nine9
You know, someone wrote me something like that.....well not as weird though not long ago. My brother said it sounded like a stalker too. :eek:

In my case I doubt it, but here? Well I would be really really careful BR........

careful ??!! haven't you seen any of the pictures of the guys she DOES bring home ?

they think they are the Groovy Ghoulies !

if nothing else these guys are sure to clog every drain in the house when they get around to washing the black hair dye out of their lids !

bloodrayne
12-23-2004, 07:10 AM
Originally posted by nine9
You know, someone wrote me something like that.....well not as weird though not long ago. My brother said it sounded like a stalker too. :eek:

In my case I doubt it, but here? Well I would be really really careful BR........ Well...It wasn't here at this forum...It was at the place (on the net) where I hang out with everyone from the clubs...Actually, no one has EVER contacted me there, except for people from the clubs...Hmmm...

nine9
12-23-2004, 07:14 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Well...It wasn't here at this forum...It was at the place (on the net) where I hang out with everyone from the clubs...Actually, no one has EVER contacted me there, except for people from the clubs...Hmmm...

hmmmmmm.......do you know anyone who could look into the identity? Shouldn't be too hard to figure out then.

bloodrayne
12-23-2004, 07:15 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
careful ??!! haven't you seen any of the pictures of the guys she DOES bring home ?

they think they are the Groovy Ghoulies !

if nothing else these guys are sure to clog every drain in the house when they get around to washing the black hair dye out of their lids ! LMAO...You have NO idea how funny that statement was...Considering the fact that THIS is the guy I'm currently dating...He says he's gonna make me fall in love with him...lol...I'd sure like the see THAT:p :D ...

This is Rick:

bloodrayne
12-23-2004, 07:23 AM
OH...And btw...I kinda like the 'weird, creepy, scary, danger thingy'...Whoever this guy is, he seems to know that about me...I'm telling you, this poem has really got me curious...




Gee...You'd think I was a horror fan or something:rolleyes:




I think I'm gonna message him back...At LEAST to try to figure out who the hell he is...

nine9
12-23-2004, 07:24 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
LMAO...You have NO idea how funny that statement was...Considering the fact that THIS is the guy I'm currently dating...He says he's gonna make me fall in love with him...lol...I'd sure like the see THAT:p :D ...

This is Rick:

I can't keep up with you on all this BR. I just recently found that I had a pick of someone you sent for me too see, still on my computer.......had a hell of a time remembering who it was at first lol.....

I am glad you are having a good time there! Hey! I am in an apartment now here! Just moved on Monday.

Vodstok
12-23-2004, 07:25 AM
Poetry Guy: I want to eat your brain!
BR: Ooo! Sexy! And afterwards, ill post the article in the True Crimes forum!



Just picking on you, rayne :D

bloodrayne
12-23-2004, 07:28 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Poetry Guy: I want to eat your brain!
BR: Ooo! Sexy! And afterwards, ill post the article in the True Crimes forum!



Just picking on you, rayne :D LMAO...I love it... :cool:




HEY!!!...That could actually work!...I shouldn't have any trouble at all, posting without a brain......:D :p

bloodrayne
12-23-2004, 07:31 AM
@Nine9...I left a message on your machine...I need to discuss something with you...It's something that I just thought of...But, I won't be home tonight...It's Thursday;)

urgeok
12-23-2004, 07:32 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
LMAO...You have NO idea how funny that statement was...Considering the fact that THIS is the guy I'm currently dating...He says he's gonna make me fall in love with him...lol...I'd sure like the see THAT:p :D ...

This is Rick:


that bald dome is just a head of long hair waiting for the right time and place.

FairyKorpes
12-23-2004, 07:32 AM
Maybe you're reading more into it....maybe it's just that, he wrote you a poem.

bloodrayne
12-23-2004, 07:36 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
that bald dome is just a head of long hair waiting for the right time and place. LOL...I gotta tell him that :)

@ FK...It has always been MY experience, that guys do that for a reason;)

urgeok
12-23-2004, 07:38 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL...I gotta tell him that :)

@ FK...It has always been MY experience, that guys do that for a reason;)


i'm starting to suspect that you dont even like horror movies young lady !

what i think is happening ... is that ann landers isnt responding to your downpour of letters fast enough so you come in here to solicit advice for the lovelorn ..

cmon, admit it :)

nine9
12-23-2004, 07:41 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
@Nine9...I left a message on your machine...I need to discuss something with you...It's something that I just thought of...But, I won't be home tonight...It's Thursday;)

Hope it is working. I just got it hooked back up. Have to leave a personal mess on it yet.

Phone anytime..... :D

Vodstok
12-23-2004, 07:41 AM
That lazy fucking ann landers....

"please stop sending me letters, sir. The papers will not let me publish something with the words 'shit stain' in it."


Fucking grammar nazi....

bloodrayne
12-23-2004, 07:50 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
i'm starting to suspect that you dont even like horror movies young lady !

what i think is happening ... is that ann landers isnt responding to your downpour of letters fast enough so you come in here to solicit advice for the lovelorn ..

cmon, admit it :) LMAO...I've been here for over a year...There was a time when my posts actually WERE relevant...And I do still contribute a thing or 2, from time to time, that is actually 'on topic' :)



But...In the last 3 months...I have begun an entirely new journey...Something that I'm totally unfamiliar with...And to be completely sad and pathetic, but perfectly sincere...With the exception of my kids, and Sergio...You guys(here at Horror.Com, especially Dave and Heather) are all that I've got...

So sometimes...When I need help (and that's difficult enough to admit)...I turn to you guys...*misty eyed*





Now, help me out FUCKERS!.......lol:D :p

urgeok
12-23-2004, 07:57 AM
we all need to line up, shake her and give her a whack, yelling 'get ahold of yourself!!' like the scene in airplane :)



all i can say is that putting yourself in the hands of this lot, is like asking a convicted child molester to babysit your kids ..


ok .. let the show begin :)

bloodrayne
12-23-2004, 08:11 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
we all need to line up, shake her and give her a whack, yelling 'get ahold of yourself!!' like the scene in airplane :)



all i can say is that putting yourself in the hands of this lot, is like asking a convicted child molester to babysit your kids ..


ok .. let the show begin :) LOL...Believe it or not...I have always been able to depend on these guys, when I really needed them...There are actually some people here that I would trust with my life...Stick around for about a year, and you'll see what I mean..........Yeah...It's just the internet...But, there are some REAL people sitting behind those monitors...And, I've really gotten to know some of them


Now...Stop making me be sappy :mad: :o :D

urgeok
12-23-2004, 08:14 AM
.

nine9
12-23-2004, 08:16 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL...Believe it or not...I have always been able to depend on these guys, when I really needed them...There are actually some people here that I would trust with my life...Stick around for about a year, and you'll see what I mean..........Yeah...It's just the internet...But, there are some REAL people sitting behind those monitors...And, I've really gotten to know some of them


Now...Stop making me be sappy :mad: :o :D

You are right, I know a few too, you being one of them. :D

bloodrayne
12-23-2004, 08:23 AM
Originally posted by nine9
You are right, I know a few too, you being one of them. :D Thanks, Ingrid...Right back atcha....And...I just sent that guy a message...Hopefully I'll figure out who he is soon...

Gren the cake
12-23-2004, 09:14 AM
just say. 'i liked ur poem, but what was it all about? and on that note, who are you?"

serious. just ask. thats what i do. if he want to get offended, let him. like when people call me and i dunno who it is i just sya 'whos this'

or if people call me its like this
Me: Hey
them: Yo
Me: what u want?

straight to the chase, no bullshit :)

bloodrayne
12-23-2004, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by Gren the cake
just say. 'i liked ur poem, but what was it all about? and on that note, who are you?"

serious. just ask. thats what i do. if he want to get offended, let him. like when people call me and i dunno who it is i just sya 'whos this'

or if people call me its like this
Me: Hey
them: Yo
Me: what u want?

straight to the chase, no bullshit :) That is very close to what I did.....here...I'll copy/paste it:


Jon,

I really liked the poem, but I have to admit that I don't remember you...

So...Will you please tell me who, or 'what' you are?

Kat

------------------------------------------------------

Now..If he really DOES know me...That won't offend him...Right?

:cool:

Vodstok
12-23-2004, 09:34 AM
i woulod think if a guy likes you a lot, he wont say "She doesnt remember?!"


More than likely, he will be thinking "HOLY SHIT!! She responded!"

bloodrayne
12-23-2004, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
i woulod think if a guy likes you a lot, he wont say "She doesnt remember?!"


More than likely, he will be thinking "HOLY SHIT!! She responded!" LOL...We shall see...

Gren the cake
12-23-2004, 09:40 AM
ya i do that to everyone and no one cares. and if he gets offended fuck em. juts be like 'sorry but i can never remember people'

and at least in my case thats partly true. im still kinda trying to remember what this one dude looks like. it usually takes me 4-5 dates i gues till i remember em

god. hes fuckin hot too. hopefully this guy is LOL. it would be such a downer all this mystery and shit o0o0o0 then BAM.. troll...

Vodstok
12-23-2004, 09:42 AM
You have a hard time remembering faces, and you want to be a cop?

I am having a Chief Clancy Wiggums moment...


"The suspect is driving away... he's... a man... driving...a.....car.... HE's hatless, repeat, the suspect is hatless."

bloodrayne
12-23-2004, 09:44 AM
Originally posted by Gren the cake
ya i do that to everyone and no one cares. and if he gets offended fuck em. juts be like 'sorry but i can never remember people'

and at least in my case thats partly true. im still kinda trying to remember what this one dude looks like. it usually takes me 4-5 dates i gues till i remember em

god. hes fuckin hot too. hopefully this guy is LOL. it would be such a downer all this mystery and shit o0o0o0 then BAM.. troll... LMAO...Well...As soon as I figure it out, I'll get a picture....Hmm...Somehow I have a feeling that he may have long, dark hair...That is if I really HAVE 'seen' him before, especially at the club...Now, I'm getting REALLY curious...

FairyKorpes
12-23-2004, 09:48 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
You have a hard time remembering faces, and you want to be a cop?

I am having a Chief Clancy Wiggums moment...


"The suspect is driving away... he's... a man... driving...a.....car.... HE's hatless, repeat, the suspect is hatless."

Lmfao hahahahahahahaha...*pee's panties* ahahahaha

Vodstok
12-23-2004, 09:51 AM
jesus, this place is going to hell in a handbasket...

Cum collection... men kissing.... but sex...panties peeing...


y'all are a bunch of perverts, i tells ya....

urgeok
12-23-2004, 09:57 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
LMAO...Well...As soon as I figure it out, I'll get a picture....Hmm...Somehow I have a feeling that he may have long, dark hair...


long dark hair ? NO WAY !
imagine that ... long dark hair ..

good luck :)

Gren the cake
12-23-2004, 10:02 AM
HEY!

if i really need to remmeber something ill note it. but if i dont, then why bother? faces, where i parked (gotten me in trouble sveral times the past few days actualy).

for real, i know im gona see this dude later so im not gonna bother remembnering what he looks like. that and the guys i go out with all look the fuckin same, brunette white guys. i start melding the fools together after a while. the one thing that i do member though is heights, lately anywhere from 5'5 to 6'2 so thats a plus.

damn. i just realized. cuz this dude, for once, i actually kinda like this guy. but shit, i cant member what he looks like ! :( WAH

wel important thing is i know em when i see em!!!! :D :D ive never made the mistake of going up to the wrong beautiful white boy. ever.

bloodrayne
12-23-2004, 11:02 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
y'all are a bunch of perverts, i tells ya.... And...That's why YOU'RE here...Right?...lol ;) :p

The STE
12-23-2004, 11:06 AM
there's only one thing you can do:
Have loud obnoxious sex with him...twice

bloodrayne
12-23-2004, 11:24 AM
Originally posted by The STE
there's only one thing you can do:
Have loud obnoxious sex with him...twice Well...Okay...But, I'd like to at least know who he is FIRST...lol

The STE
12-23-2004, 11:25 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Well...Okay...But, I'd like to at least know who he is FIRST...lol

where's the fun in that?

Besides, if you knew then you probably wouldn't WANT to have loud obnoxious sex with me-HIM! Loud obnoxious sex with HIM...twice

ShankS
12-23-2004, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Okay...Some guy that says he knows me, maybe from one of the clubs, but I have NO clue who he is...Sent me THIS...

One night in Erlanger long ago ...

A braggant wind
beats against my window
the air is fresh with
impending snow
once tasted
long ago
in the solitude
of a Mid-Western winter

I was in a place
where I was anonymous,
condemned
in the eyes
of one hundred strangers

I sought solace
in the embrace of night
and caught you
out of the corner
or my sight

Deep sharp eyes
burning like flames

hot blood spilled
against the cold
Kentucky ground
and melted
into the soil
like black snowflakes

I have been writing this
for one hundred years
and I shall write it
longer still

No matter
what the world
will take from me
this memory
will stay
forever
like a ghost

-Jon


All that I know about him is that he's 31 and lives close to me

I LOVE this poem...

What should I do?...What would YOU do?...I feel kinda bad for not remembering this guy...But, if I forgot him, maybe there was a reason:confused:



HELP!

doh! I've been rumbled..... it's me, I'm now a professional bush lurker, peeping at you when you leave the house.

bloodrayne
12-23-2004, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by The STE
where's the fun in that?

Besides, if you knew then you probably wouldn't WANT to have loud obnoxious sex with me-HIM! Loud obnoxious sex with HIM...twice You are SO cute..lol...See?...THAT's why I can't leave Horror.Com...You guys keep me laughing, the entire time I'm here.......I love you guys :cool:


@Shanks...You gotta telescope that reaches around the world?...lol...That's pretty damned cool:)




Bush lurker...*giggles*

The STE
12-23-2004, 11:35 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
You are SO cute..lol...See?...THAT's why I can't leave Horror.Com...You guys keep me laughing, the entire time I'm here.......I love you guys :cool:


I thought you couldn't leave Horror.com because of the bomb Avenger put in your brain.




And bush lurker sounds kinda dirty

ShankS
12-23-2004, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
You are SO cute..lol...See?...THAT's why I can't leave Horror.Com...You guys keep me laughing, the entire time I'm here.......I love you guys :cool:


@Shanks...You gotta telescope that reaches around the world?...lol...That's pretty damned cool:)




Bush lurker...*giggles*

who said I was the other side of the world.... I aint been browsing here for a while, so I could have traveled far :D btw cut those friggin bushes they're too damn thick, I cant see you properly.

The STE
12-23-2004, 11:51 AM
still sounds dirty

ShankS
12-23-2004, 11:52 AM
Originally posted by The STE
still sounds dirty

it is, bloodrayne dont look after her bush properly..... it's marvelous what you can see through a telescope :D

bloodrayne
12-23-2004, 12:02 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
it is, bloodrayne dont look after her bush properly..... it's marvelous what you can see through a telescope :D LMAO...Actually, the bushes in my front yard DO need to be trimmed, so that could have been a little creepy..Which is spine-tinglingly cool...lol



And.....Here's a little TMI....The bushes in my front yard...Are the only bushes I have.....





Jim Carrey quote...."I have no bird...I have no bush";)

The STE
12-23-2004, 12:04 PM
*fap fap fap*

ShankS
12-23-2004, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
LMAO...Actually, the bushes in my front yard DO need to be trimmed, so that could have been a little creepy..Which is spine-tinglingly cool...lol



And.....Here's a little TMI....The bushes in my front yard...Are the only bushes I have.....





Jim Carrey quote...."I have no bird...I have no bush";)


lol :D

urgeok
12-23-2004, 04:20 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chicken skin :)

FairyKorpes
12-23-2004, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by The STE
still sounds dirty

And perhaps has an odor.

Hate_Breeder
12-23-2004, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne

One night in Erlanger long ago ...

A braggant wind
beats against my window
the air is fresh with
impending snow
once tasted
long ago
in the solitude
of a Mid-Western winter

I was in a place
where I was anonymous,
condemned
in the eyes
of one hundred strangers

I sought solace
in the embrace of night
and caught you
out of the corner
or my sight

Deep sharp eyes
burning like flames

hot blood spilled
against the cold
Kentucky ground
and melted
into the soil
like black snowflakes

I have been writing this
for one hundred years
and I shall write it
longer still

No matter
what the world
will take from me
this memory
will stay
forever
like a ghost


Thats fucking hardcore :eek:

Gren the cake
12-23-2004, 05:01 PM
chicken skin?? LOLOLOL!! i never heard it like that

urgeok
12-23-2004, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by Gren the cake
chicken skin?? LOLOLOL!! i never heard it like that

well, its not a term i'd use when i was about to get busy :

'hey ! i like the chicken skin you got going on there !'


but it seems appropriate for this god forsaken place :)

Gren the cake
12-23-2004, 05:16 PM
totally a term id use while getin busy
hubba hubba.

ill let u know how it goes LOL. maybe i will get kicked out? or slapped

i hope il get slapped. i need a good slapping

FairyKorpes
12-23-2004, 05:16 PM
What is chicken skin referring to lol

Gren the cake
12-23-2004, 05:20 PM
:) pubeys right?

bloodrayne
12-23-2004, 05:21 PM
UPDATE


I got another message in response to what I sent back to him....This guy is just WAAAAY too good to be true...I think someone may be fucking with me....Seriously...Guys just aren't this damned perfect....I've got his Yahoo ID now...I'm gonna get to the bottom of this....Yeah...I'm suspicious by nature...

FairyKorpes
12-23-2004, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by Gren the cake
:) pubeys right?

This ain't the 70's, are there still pubes floating around out there?

urgeok
12-23-2004, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by Gren the cake
:) pubeys right?

shaved pubeys :)

FairyKorpes
12-23-2004, 05:25 PM
I don't shave, i use nair. It works awesome, no razor bumps and takes like no time, or circus positions.

urgeok
12-23-2004, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
I don't shave, i use nair. It works awesome, no razor bumps and takes like no time, or circus positions.

jesus doesnt it burn ?

bloodrayne
12-23-2004, 05:29 PM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
I don't shave, i use nair. It works awesome, no razor bumps and takes like no time, or circus positions. But it burns when you close your legs...lol :eek: :D

bloodrayne
12-23-2004, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
jesus doesnt it burn ? LOL..You beat me

Gren the cake
12-23-2004, 05:31 PM
omg

ive thought of using nair but it seems so painful!!! EEEK!!

bloodrayne
12-23-2004, 05:34 PM
Originally posted by Gren the cake
omg

ive thought of using nair but it seems so painful!!! EEEK!! Actually...I was playing around..It does burn, but it isn't that bad...I guess it depends on how sensitive your skin is...You kinda get used to it after a few years...lol...At least I did...The burn is pretty mild

Gren the cake
12-23-2004, 05:35 PM
....

ill think about it.. LOL

:)

bloodrayne
12-23-2004, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by Gren the cake
....

ill think about it.. LOL

:) I like the kind with baby oil the best...lol...there are lots of different kinds to try...Maybe some are milder than others :)

FairyKorpes
12-23-2004, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
jesus doesnt it burn ?

I have a procedure lol. I have a tub, shave my legs. By then then skin in question is warm and supple, it says you should have warm water on it for atleast 15 minutes anyway. Then i glop it on, hang out for 15 minutes, no more. Then i shower and volia. The trick is the tub before hand. No burning for me, or i wouldn't do it lol.

ShankS
12-23-2004, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
I have a procedure lol. I have a tub, shave my legs. By then then skin in question is warm and supple, it says you should have warm water on it for atleast 15 minutes anyway. Then i glop it on, hang out for 15 minutes, no more. Then i shower and volia. The trick is the tub before hand. No burning for me, or i wouldn't do it lol.

so you just rub this stuff on and it all falls off? fuckin hell that would save me loads on razor blades, no more shaving..... whats this stuff called?

FairyKorpes
12-23-2004, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
so you just rub this stuff on and it all falls off? fuckin hell that would save me loads on razor blades, no more shaving..... whats this stuff called?

Yeah, you're basically killing the hair lol. The stuff i use is nair 3 in 1. It depilates, exfoliates and moisturizes. You rub it off with a warm cloth, lol. It doesn't fall off.

ShankS
12-23-2004, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Yeah, you're basically killing the hair lol. The stuff i use is nair 3 in 1. It depilates, exfoliates and moisturizes. You rub it off with a warm cloth, lol. It doesn't fall off.

so my gotee will grow back yeah?

ChEEbA
12-23-2004, 06:06 PM
There's various creams for hair removal.....some big-ass word beggining with "d"-cream.
I wouldn't reccomend it if you have sensetive skin, unless you get a brand specific for it. I tried it on my face once when I got pissed off at the whole shaving deal...got slight chemical burns...more irritating than anything.

Now, I just use a Gillette Mach 3, the motherfucking baddest of all razors...quick shaves, no rash, leaves your face smoother than...a marble?

ChEEbA
12-23-2004, 06:06 PM
Yeah, if you use the cream, it grows back HARDCORE, like....3-4 times faster than a shave.

FairyKorpes
12-23-2004, 06:07 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
so my gotee will grow back yeah?

Yeah, you're just killing the hair not the follicle.

ShankS
12-23-2004, 06:07 PM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
There's various creams for hair removal.....some big-ass word beggining with "d"-cream.
I wouldn't reccomend it if you have sensetive skin, unless you get a brand specific for it. I tried it on my face once when I got pissed off at the whole shaving deal...got slight chemical burns...more irritating than anything.

Now, I just use a Gillette Mach 3, the motherfucking baddest of all razors...quick shaves, no rash, leaves your face smoother than...a marble?

you actually tried muff removal cream on your face?!? I was friggin joking about it lol

ChEEbA
12-23-2004, 06:08 PM
Fool....it aint just for that....
True, it aint really MEANT to be used on ones face...but, yknow...I was a friggin 16 year old who got a badass rash every time I shaved...I was thinking outside the square and all...

FairyKorpes
12-23-2004, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
Yeah, if you use the cream, it grows back HARDCORE, like....3-4 times faster than a shave.

Not for me it doesn't. Plus i don't get the growing back itchies that shaving gives you.

ChEEbA
12-23-2004, 06:11 PM
Nah, don't lie....you know you're something like a werewolf now...

urgeok
12-23-2004, 06:11 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
you actually tried muff removal cream on your face?!? I was friggin joking about it lol


do you know that there is an actual section in Shoppers Drug Mart called 'Muff Removal Cream' !

right below the 'Dirty Ass Itch Cream' section.

ChEEbA
12-23-2004, 06:12 PM
Just like there's a hair removal cream called "nads"....HAha

FairyKorpes
12-23-2004, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
Nah, don't lie....you know you're something like a werewolf now...

I swear to god that my clit drops off....no change has occured since using this instead of shaving lol

ChEEbA
12-23-2004, 06:13 PM
I swear to god that my clit drops of


...WELL, you call that normal?!?

ShankS
12-23-2004, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
do you know that there is an actual section in Shoppers Drug Mart called 'Muff Removal Cream' !

right below the 'Dirty Ass Itch Cream' section.

itchy ass is only solved with a good scratch, no cream satisfies an ass itch.

urgeok
12-23-2004, 06:16 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
itchy ass is only solved with a good scratch, no cream satisfies an ass itch.

those wire brushes are good too .. get the long handled kind so you can get that nagging colon - way up in there.

ShankS
12-23-2004, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
those wire brushes are good too .. get the long handled kind so you can get that nagging colon - way up in there.

wire...fuck that , thats gona rip skin off. lol

FairyKorpes
12-23-2004, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
...WELL, you call that normal?!?

Ugh, lol If i'm lieing, then it will fall off. Nevermind lol.

urgeok
12-23-2004, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
wire...fuck that , thats gona rip skin off. lol


wear dark coloured undies - so the blood doesnt show.

FairyKorpes
12-23-2004, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
wear dark coloured undies - so the blood doesnt show.

That reminds me of the days when i thought the esophagus was called the colon. Well, i would get heartburn all the time, to which i would say " gawd all mighty my colon is killing me":(

urgeok
12-23-2004, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
That reminds me of the days when i thought the esophagus was called the colon. Well, i would get heartburn all the time, to which i would say " gawd all mighty my colon is killing me":(


i'm pretty grateful my colon doesnt reach up into my mouth ...
As if a burp wasnt bad enough normally ...

massacre man
12-23-2004, 06:32 PM
eat his arm's off so he can't write more poems

urgeok
12-23-2004, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
eat his arm's off so he can't write more poems



that train left the station 4 pages ago !

massacre man
12-23-2004, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
that train left the station 4 pages ago ! i want the money for my ticket back and im on page 3

bloodrayne
12-23-2004, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
i want the money for my ticket back and im on page 3 LOL...I had an update..But, I think it got overlooked..Someone should have started a 'Razors versus depilitory creams' thread...lol

massacre man
12-23-2004, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL...I had an update..But, I think it got overlooked..Someone should have started a 'Razors versus depilitory creams' thread...lol still eat his arms

Gren the cake
12-23-2004, 07:06 PM
wait

so u use the nair... EVERYWHERE???

i mean on the top ok but everywhere that scares me! if i have an accident, BR and FK r in for it BETTER BELIEVE IT!!!

no for real. im really fancying the idea now.. thats a good idea to wait till after a shower

but heres the thing with me. cuz u know the sensitive skin thing? i always use nair BEFORE the shower. that way my skin is dirty so i have a nice coat of WHATEVER on my skin and it just hits the hair

i gues i can spot test lol. but ill hafto wait a few days for some more growth. that thing ways like 1/4 inch of hair at least? mannnnnnnn i just shaved too LOL ARGH!!

DraculaInDallas
12-23-2004, 11:12 PM
Originally posted by The STE
there's only one thing you can do:
Have loud obnoxious sex with him...twice

Just make sure he's wearing a flak jacket to protect his ribs and keep your boots on so you don't slice him to shreads with those lethal toe nails :p ;) :D

ShankS
12-24-2004, 12:13 AM
Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
Just make sure he's wearing a flak jacket to protect his ribs and keep your boots on so you don't slice him to shreads with those lethal toe nails :p ;) :D

arghghgghrrghrrghh... bloodrayne you aint got long toe nails have you? :(

FairyKorpes
12-24-2004, 02:50 AM
Originally posted by Gren the cake
wait

so u use the nair... EVERYWHERE???

i mean on the top ok but everywhere that scares me! if i have an accident, BR and FK r in for it BETTER BELIEVE IT!!!

no for real. im really fancying the idea now.. thats a good idea to wait till after a shower

but heres the thing with me. cuz u know the sensitive skin thing? i always use nair BEFORE the shower. that way my skin is dirty so i have a nice coat of WHATEVER on my skin and it just hits the hair

i gues i can spot test lol. but ill hafto wait a few days for some more growth. that thing ways like 1/4 inch of hair at least? mannnnnnnn i just shaved too LOL ARGH!!

I would suggest having a bath first, then put it on. A shower, i don't think will give your skin the same result. It's just like before men have a shave, the barber will put a warm towel on their face. It opens the follicle.

I know what you are saying though, the layer is protecting your skin. But if you are sitting in a nice warm bath, the skin is more accepting lol. That's why when i do it, it doesn't burn. I swear by it, really lol.

bloodrayne
12-24-2004, 07:50 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
arghghgghrrghrrghh... bloodrayne you aint got long toe nails have you? :( LOL...They aren't really 'long'...They are...hmm...How do I describe them?....Ever seen a panther's claws...Or a raven's talons?...They are very pointy, almost cyllindrical, and always painted black...So, Drac's 'description' was probably best..."lethal"



I think they're cool...Sergio says they're 'creepy'....lol...Hmm...Maybe they ARE 'creepy and that's WHY they're 'cool' ;)

ShankS
12-24-2004, 08:59 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL...They aren't really 'long'...They are...hmm...How do I describe them?....Ever seen a panther's claws...Or a raven's talons?...They are very pointy, almost cyllindrical, and always painted black...So, Drac's 'description' was probably best..."lethal"



I think they're cool...Sergio says they're 'creepy'....lol...Hmm...Maybe they ARE 'creepy and that's WHY they're 'cool' ;)


so how do ya manage to stop making holes in the ends of your socks :D

bloodrayne
12-24-2004, 09:15 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
so how do ya manage to stop making holes in the ends of your socks :D They're fishnet stockings...They already HAVE 'holes' in them...My toenails stick through the netting...That creates an interesting effect, too...lol ;)

ShankS
12-24-2004, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
They're fishnet stockings...They already HAVE 'holes' in them...My toenails stick through the netting...That creates an interesting effect, too...lol ;)


lol :D

urgeok
12-24-2004, 10:38 AM
feet totally gross me out.

this is the first truely offensive thread i've seen here.

i'm gonna ralph

bloodrayne
12-24-2004, 10:39 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
feet totally gross me out.

this is the first truely offensive thread i've seen here.

i'm gonna ralph LMAO...I HAVE to get a picture of my toenails for ya now:D :p

bloodrayne
12-24-2004, 11:33 AM
@Urge...Since you can't handle FEET..I decided to go easy on ya and just give you toes...lol


Left foot, side view:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/leftfoottoes.jpg
Right foot, side view:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/rightfoottoe.jpg
Here's a view from the top, right foot:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/rightfoottoetopview.jpg

And for Shanks...This is what I was talking about...lol:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/leftfoottoesfishnet.jpg

The best lighting is outside, so I had to take the pix in the snow...lol

Aren't they just so wickedly, creepy, cool?:cool: :D :p

Gren the cake
12-24-2004, 02:07 PM
OK so im gona try the bath thing. well, i dunno how to plug the bathtub so im just gona do the warm towel thing

but.. do u put it EVERYWHERE????? or just on top. know what i mean. like some parts rm ore sensitive and junk???

:eek: who woulda thought we'd be sharing beauty tips on this. i mean dayum. YUCKOZ!!!

oh yeh. im using nair 4 minute solution. i guess that means its stronger..... perhaps i should try a 10 minute for this more 'sensitive' area?????

ShankS
12-24-2004, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
@Urge...Since you can't handle FEET..I decided to go easy on ya and just give you toes...lol


Left foot, side view:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/leftfoottoes.jpg
Right foot, side view:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/rightfoottoe.jpg
Here's a view from the top, right foot:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/rightfoottoetopview.jpg

And for Shanks...This is what I was talking about...lol:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/leftfoottoesfishnet.jpg

The best lighting is outside, so I had to take the pix in the snow...lol

Aren't they just so wickedly, creepy, cool?:cool: :D :p

omg bloodrayne you've got werewolf feet, they aint hairy aswell?

bloodrayne
12-24-2004, 04:03 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
omg bloodrayne you've got werewolf feet, they aint hairy aswell? lmao...Nope...Completely smooth :)




@ Fluff...I put the Nair EVERYWHERE;)

Gren the cake
12-25-2004, 01:29 PM
everywhere.. ok that was the answer i was loookin for. i was gona PM the both of u in case u didnt get it LOL

ugh. im so scared. but im gonna try :(

hey. i mentioned eralier i use 4 minute stuff. do u think i sohuld use 10 minute stuff? like im guesing the 4minute stuff is stronger. but i havent had a problem with it. and it doesnt seem to sting too much??? i mean i gues i could go out and get some 10 minute but shit i already haev the 4 ya nkow?

EEEK!!!!

bloodrayne
12-25-2004, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by Gren the cake
everywhere.. ok that was the answer i was loookin for. i was gona PM the both of u in case u didnt get it LOL

ugh. im so scared. but im gonna try :(

hey. i mentioned eralier i use 4 minute stuff. do u think i sohuld use 10 minute stuff? like im guesing the 4minute stuff is stronger. but i havent had a problem with it. and it doesnt seem to sting too much??? i mean i gues i could go out and get some 10 minute but shit i already haev the 4 ya nkow?

EEEK!!!! Well..If you EXPECT the burn, it isn't so bad...Just try not to get it anywhere that you don't HAVE to (obviously)...The first few times you may be sore for a couple of days...If it starts to get too hot, just wash it off, of course...Like I said, some people's skin is more sensitive than others, so it really will be an experiment...I wouldn't leave it on any longer than recommended, the first time...Just kinda see how it goes, use some common sense...Be careful with it.......I have found that the hair stays gone for a LOT longer than when it's shaved...I only shave if I'm in a big ass hurry...So, I'm used to the Nair...If you like it, you'll get used to it, too...Then all of this won't be such an issue...I WOULD make sure that it's for sensitive skin, and if something DOES go wrong, it helps to have something with aloe around, Solarcaine is awesome.....But, for God's sake, if it burns (to the point that you can't handle it), Do NOT put lotion on it, whatever you do...

I use the Nair for sensitive skin, with baby oil in it...I have extremely sensitive skin, and it doesn't bother me...But, then again, I've probably built up a tolerance to it...

I hope this helps :)

Gren the cake
12-25-2004, 01:51 PM
ya it does help. yeh i once burned my arms real bad LOL i had like 5 bandaids on each arm. but they were blue clues and barbie so it was a bit of a fashion statement

neway. ill hafto give it a few days, but ill try it LOL. and u will be the FIRST TO HEAR ABOUT IT!!!

:) LOL. ugh, im scared. but ya. shaving i hafto shave like every other day. but would be nice to get it really nice for a good while!!!

dudes love the chicken skin.! that and i think pubeys is just plain ugly!!!! UGWEE even

o. i have sensitive skin supposedly but i have a high threshhold for pain. even when i was little. but i think its also the fact that i tend to forget about stuff, start wandering.. KINDA LIKE NOW IM SUPPOSDE TO BE GETTIN READY!!!! BYEEEEEE

urgeok
12-25-2004, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by Gren the cake
ya it does help. yeh i once burned my arms real bad LOL i had like 5 bandaids on each arm. but they were blue clues and barbie so it was a bit of a fashion statement

neway. ill hafto give it a few days, but ill try it LOL. and u will be the FIRST TO HEAR ABOUT IT!!!

:) LOL. ugh, im scared. but ya. shaving i hafto shave like every other day. but would be nice to get it really nice for a good while!!!

dudes love the chicken skin.! that and i think pubeys is just plain ugly!!!! UGWEE even

o. i have sensitive skin supposedly but i have a high threshhold for pain. even when i was little. but i think its also the fact that i tend to forget about stuff, start wandering.. KINDA LIKE NOW IM SUPPOSDE TO BE GETTIN READY!!!! BYEEEEEE


i watch blues clues every day with my kid.

Steve looks like a child molester

FairyKorpes
12-25-2004, 03:50 PM
It doesn't burn when i do it. But the bath helps that.

Gren the cake
12-25-2004, 07:16 PM
my cousin told me that the bules clues guy is actually pretty hot when hes in normal clothes and not acting all geeky.

i guess kinda like the napoleon dynamite guy

but then again, shes got awful taste. she thinks everyone is cute or pretty , just to be nice.