View Full Version : Short break, Happy Hollidays all!
The_Return
12-23-2004, 06:26 AM
Ive reached my Christmas post goal [666] and will now not vist here until after Christmas. A little Christmas present to my dad that he wont know about [Im not supposed to come here at all, he's internet paranoid]. Have a great Christmas all!
Vodstok
12-23-2004, 06:33 AM
You too, vamp. I just got a great surprise. All of my hard work on my latest work project earned me $100 gift check from American Express. :) great surprise
However, i realised that the expense reports i filled out for the classes i took were a little off. i put 85.5 miles for each day i went to class, as i live in rochester NH and the classes were in burlington MA. problem is, its 85.5 miles ONE WAY. i screwed myself out of hundreds of miles.
684 miles to be exact. I get 36.5 cents per mile before taxes, so that would be $249.66.
Needless to say, i just resubmitted those reports....
kpropain
12-23-2004, 06:43 AM
:D
Vodstok
12-23-2004, 06:45 AM
HA! Score again for Vod!
I just found out that since money expensed to the company is basically reimbursment for money spent, and the governement already got their greedy little kickback, there is no tax on it! I have over $600 bucks coming back to me! FOR TAKING CLASSES!
they were great classes too, especially the last one. it was C# programming, and probably the most useful class i have taken since 12th grade english :D
urgeok
12-23-2004, 06:45 AM
ohhhhhhh
i wish we were rich enough to get dog shit in our stockings :(
Vodstok
12-23-2004, 06:46 AM
I have a dog... it might have to wait for new years, but i could get you a jar of dog shit, urge. im just that kind of guy.
urgeok
12-23-2004, 06:51 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
I have a dog... it might have to wait for new years, but i could get you a jar of dog shit, urge. im just that kind of guy.
is it too fucking much to ask for fresh dogshit these days ?
jesus, we're poor but we have standards ...
humphhhhhhhh
Vodstok
12-23-2004, 07:06 AM
Hey, i was trying to be nice. Just how fresh do you think shit can be shipped to canada? Havent you ever heard of customs? They go apeshit over dogshit. In order to ship the shit, i have to feed them some horseshit about it being catshit, but they usually dont give a shit and then we'd be shit out of luck, which is shitty. Some people just dont give a shit. What crock of shit.
Shit shit shit shit shit, shitty shitshitshit.
Poop.
You guys SHIT all over this thread.
Vodstok
12-23-2004, 07:10 AM
I dont give a shit :)
urgeok
12-23-2004, 07:10 AM
that Vod, he's always talkin' shit
Vodstok
12-23-2004, 07:11 AM
You wanna start some shit?!?!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/poopy.gif
urgeok
12-23-2004, 07:13 AM
nope, i wanna start some lunch ....
give me a couple of hours and then, depending on the consistancy, spiciness, and digestibility of said lunch, i will definately start some shit !
Vodstok
12-23-2004, 07:15 AM
Would I shit you? You're my favorite turd
kpropain
12-23-2004, 07:26 AM
Speaking of creating some shit here try this...:D
CREATE SHIT (http://www.calumm.uklinux.net/vdsc/vdsc_options.php)
Vodstok
12-23-2004, 07:33 AM
hey, that way you can just make shit up!
http://www.calumm.uklinux.net/vdsc/jb_image.php?img_attrib=1047&ref=1103819552