Random funny shit with google

[Vodstok]

Okay, im sure im not the first person to notice some weird, funny shit coming up on google searches. go find some funny shit and post it here.

If it is disgusting or pornographic, just post a link, please. there are kids here.

Anyway, go to this page, and find a puicture with this title:
O_MONSTRO_DA_PISCINA.jpg

http://images.google.com/images?q=mr+hankey&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&start=20&sa=N


I was simply trying to find a mr hankey pic for my avatar and i almost fell out of my chair laughing.

[Vodstok]

do a little search on a word as simple as "burger" and google will bring you tits.....

http://img-tbhl.theonering.net/news/burger.jpg


Who knew burger was such an evil word...
http://www.xs4all.nl/~pwitteve/Where's%20my%20burger.jpg



Also came up with burger. God-damn, he gets the "ugly goofball" award....

http://www.burger-inf.ch/images/burger_reto.jpg

[urgeok]

this is where i get all my pics .. just random words.
If you use the obvious you just get the same as everyone else.

and yes, you sure have to wade through oceans of porn.

doesnt it make you wonder ?
How many girls have posed for photos/magazines
and done porn ...

It must be a freaking high number .. a measurable percentage.

[Vodstok]

i know... The internet has created a massive "ameture porn" industry. I always liked the ameture stuff better anyway. they are usually "real" girls, and sluts to boot. makes the "im banging her" fantasy that much more effective.


Of course, i dont require porn any more, but it is still fun to stumble over occasionally.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
i know... The internet has created a massive "ameture porn" industry. I always liked the ameture stuff better anyway. they are usually "real" girls, and sluts to boot. makes the "im banging her" fantasy that much more effective.


Of course, i dont require porn any more, but it is still fun to stumble over occasionally.

i'm down with the amateur bootie too ..

the pros arent any good .. gimme the girl next door anyday.

[Vodstok]

the pros are interesting for a short period, kinda like really sexy barbie dolls.

Ametures look like they do it because they like it, not because its going to pay a lot.

Plus, i cant fucking stand fake tits. The worst are cheap professional porns, where the women have big nasty scars from getting their tits bigger. Give me Big Naturals any day :)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
the pros are interesting for a short period, kinda like really sexy barbie dolls.

Ametures look like they do it because they like it, not because its going to pay a lot.

Plus, i cant fucking stand fake tits. The worst are cheap professional porns, where the women have big nasty scars from getting their tits bigger. Give me Big Naturals any day :)


its more fun because we are seeing 'forbidden fruit' like a down top shot of the hot neighbour ...

when a peeler pops it out ..she's getting paid for it .. i want to see a girl who does it because she gets off on it .. thats hot !

he, i showed you twice how to spell amateur by the way mr. writer man :)

[Vodstok]

I use MS word, and the forum doesnt have a spell-checker :p

[Gren the cake]

so many things id love to say and for once im keeping my mouth shut

:D on that note. VOD, i wouldnt post pornographic links if i were u.... im not gren the cake for no reason!! :D :D:D

[kpropain]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
so many things id love to say and for once im keeping my mouth shut

:D on that note. VOD, i wouldnt post pornographic links if i were u.... im not gren the cake for no reason!! :D :D:D

That only happens to you...

[Vodstok]

obviously made by a simpsons fan

http://www.frozenbears.com/3words/pmd.gif

[Gren the cake]

Originally posted by kpropain
That only happens to you...

another fine example of your moderating duties!

i always like this one

[Vodstok]

Big mac, anyone?

(this is disturbing....)
http://www.digitaltoast.co.uk/albums/bigmac/Miss_Big_Mac_3.sized.jpg

[Gren the cake]

AWWWWW MANNNNNN!!!!!!!!! ^^^ :mad:

HERE
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/milkshake.html

[Death By Jell-O]

How'd you get a picture of my mom? :mad:

[Gren the cake]

^^ omg i was looking at this fisting thing (i think jay sent it to me)

so i sent it to my cousin adn she calls me crying. i was like WHAT

'THATS MY NEIGHBOR'

and were screaming and crying but then we took a closer look and realized it wasnt her. still, scary though! she a ugly lady!! both of em!

[Vodstok]

http://www.middleofeverywhere.com/proboscispostcard.JPG

[Angra]

:)

[ShankS]

Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh what's up cock, I mean Doc!!!! :D


that rabbit certainly knows where it's burrows at! lol

[urgeok]

i saw that one ..
i figured AMK would immediately delete it :)

[ShankS]

Originally posted by urgeok
i saw that one ..
i figured AMK would immediately delete it :)

she wouldn't dare.... if she does you can bet ya life, she'll save the pic to her hard drive and have it as a wallpaper :D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ShankS
she wouldn't dare.... if she does you can bet ya life, she'll save the pic to her hard drive and have it as a wallpaper :D


i had a pic of someone hugging a huge snow-dick in a noob post and it got removed :)

that mah have been during the onslaught of dick pics and folks were feeling a bit sensitive about it .. understandably

[ShankS]

yeah, remember that one.

[kpropain]

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[ShankS]

^^ ha ha look at that dog showing it's teeth in disspleasure.

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
^^ omg i was looking at this fisting thing (i think jay sent it to me)

so i sent it to my cousin adn she calls me crying. i was like WHAT

'THATS MY NEIGHBOR'

and were screaming and crying but then we took a closer look and realized it wasnt her. still, scary though! she a ugly lady!! both of em! bahahahahahah i remember that, gawd it was fucking disturbing

[Angra]

Originally posted by ShankS
^^ ha ha look at that dog showing it's teeth in disspleasure.

Maybe its because its a male dog and he dont like it in the ***...;) :cool:

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Angra
Maybe its because its a male dog and he dont like it in the ***...;) :cool:

lol yeah it's a fagdog.

[The_Return]

http://www.usa2076.com/2armed/public/secretagent.jpg

I was looking for Secret Window pictures, and got this:D

[Kitty]

Originally posted by kpropain
...

tell me thats another dog!!please?:eek:

[Kitty]

hows this for funny groups.msn.com/.../ funnyshit.msnw (http:// groups.msn.com/.../ funnyshit.msnw)
ok your posibably gonna have to type this one:(
i hope not though

[Kitty]

groups.msn.com/.../ funnyshit.msnw

[Kitty]

oh damn this is wrong
you'll know after you look at it for a while it was like OH HELLO
after sherching in my floders for it :)
at frist i thought it said 'DINKY'

[Gren the cake]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
bahahahahahah i remember that, gawd it was fucking disturbing

HAHHAHA i made u remmeber!

[ShankS]

lol that pic disapeared

[allmykids]

Originally posted by ShankS
lol that pic disapeared

I wonder where it went??

[ShankS]

someone must have thrown it out with the trash... I bet the bin men are having a right laugh ;)

[allmykids]

Originally posted by allmykids
I wonder where it went??

It's comming to me........... Sorry had to delete it.

[ShankS]

it was funny though, you have to agree.

[allmykids]

Originally posted by ShankS
it was funny though, you have to agree.

Yes it was funny!! But i had complants. Sometimes it sucks to have power!!