Vodstok
12-23-2004, 04:50 AM
Let us vent!
Back in the day, this was the time of year where the term "scapegoat" was coined. Correct me if im wrong, but i believe in old europe, around the new year, a goat would become the symbol of all that was bad, and all the sins that were commited that year. The poor animal would be beaten and yelled at, then driven out of town, ah-la "The Highlander". This would absolve people of their sins. Lets thank the Catholic church for lent. the goats sure as hell do.
here is the goat:
http://scaredyet.net/BosniaMostarHappyGoatJune2001.jpg
first thing: Making a huge ass list of things, then clicking the close button for the window and losing it all (hence the 2.0 :rolleyes: )
Next: Google image search for the word "goat". of course,. the first page of results had a guy with his cock buried halfway into a goat... and all of the non-porn links crashed IE on the first try.
the US Governement
The grudge
My co-worker Jim
Late coworjkers (see "jim" above)
People too dumb to know that fast food is bad for you.
The word "Extreme" when used with a product or show.
Children's programming
Barney the purple fucking dinosaur
Ronco Products
Infomercials that show people too inept or stupid to use regular household products (of COURSE you cant cuit for shit if you tilt the knif sideways on every cut....)
The fact that Fox did NOT revive "Family guy" this year
Cheap ex Landlords
Housing inspectors that dont actually inpsect anything
$250 to fix a heater when its cold out, rather than when it was warm because said inspector didnt inspect a fucking thing
Skanky Real Estate agents
Her skanky client
The neighbor's wife who tried to flirt with me in front of my wife (Bree will kill her, of this i have no doubt)
Images of HDC member's genitals
Driving an hour and forty minutes to get to classes
Getting excited to see a movie because you saw an excerpt on AMCs 100 scariest moments and it turned out to be a total turd of a movie where you get exposed to more of Donald Sutherland's ass than even Animal House (Don't look now...Terrible movie....)
more will come later. :)
now share yours and we will send this poor animal on its painful, humiliating way the way good christians did hundreds of years ago:D
Mele Kalikimaka
Back in the day, this was the time of year where the term "scapegoat" was coined. Correct me if im wrong, but i believe in old europe, around the new year, a goat would become the symbol of all that was bad, and all the sins that were commited that year. The poor animal would be beaten and yelled at, then driven out of town, ah-la "The Highlander". This would absolve people of their sins. Lets thank the Catholic church for lent. the goats sure as hell do.
here is the goat:
http://scaredyet.net/BosniaMostarHappyGoatJune2001.jpg
first thing: Making a huge ass list of things, then clicking the close button for the window and losing it all (hence the 2.0 :rolleyes: )
Next: Google image search for the word "goat". of course,. the first page of results had a guy with his cock buried halfway into a goat... and all of the non-porn links crashed IE on the first try.
the US Governement
The grudge
My co-worker Jim
Late coworjkers (see "jim" above)
People too dumb to know that fast food is bad for you.
The word "Extreme" when used with a product or show.
Children's programming
Barney the purple fucking dinosaur
Ronco Products
Infomercials that show people too inept or stupid to use regular household products (of COURSE you cant cuit for shit if you tilt the knif sideways on every cut....)
The fact that Fox did NOT revive "Family guy" this year
Cheap ex Landlords
Housing inspectors that dont actually inpsect anything
$250 to fix a heater when its cold out, rather than when it was warm because said inspector didnt inspect a fucking thing
Skanky Real Estate agents
Her skanky client
The neighbor's wife who tried to flirt with me in front of my wife (Bree will kill her, of this i have no doubt)
Images of HDC member's genitals
Driving an hour and forty minutes to get to classes
Getting excited to see a movie because you saw an excerpt on AMCs 100 scariest moments and it turned out to be a total turd of a movie where you get exposed to more of Donald Sutherland's ass than even Animal House (Don't look now...Terrible movie....)
more will come later. :)
now share yours and we will send this poor animal on its painful, humiliating way the way good christians did hundreds of years ago:D
Mele Kalikimaka