Worst Movie youve ever Seen

[The_Return]

Ive yet to see any of the imfamosly bad movies, but as yet, End of Days is the worst shit pile Ive ever seen. Incoherant as Modestas, and I thinmk the director was as drunk as ShankS

[Vodstok]

And the plot was as retarded as you.

Just kidding :) It was pretty bad though. my opics for the worst, at least worst that THOUGHT they were good:

Dungeons and Dragons
Spawn.

[The STE]

North, but Polish Vampire in Burbank is close

[Haphazard]

Regarding horror, it was The Blair Witch Project.

Speaking on any other genres...it would have to be Boondock Saints. (I'm sure there were worse...but I was told by so many people to check this out because it's similar to this and that...and if you liked such and such, you'll like this...well, it SUCKED).

[Super Savior]

I loved end of days! god would smile heavily on anyone who took the fight to the devil like that!

Plus, Arnold is holy in my book.

However, Godsend could not have been a more inappropriate title. Im sure there is a spot in hell reserved for Mrs Stamos.

[The_Return]

Originally posted by Vodstok
And the plot was as retarded as you.

Just kidding :) It was pretty bad though. my opics for the worst, at least worst that THOUGHT they were good:

Dungeons and Dragons
Spawn.

I enjoyed Spawn more than most people. Sure, the acting made Killer Klowns look good, but I went in with no expectations, and I throughly enjoyed it. It was alsoo the 1st "R" rated movie I saw, although looking back, I have no clue why it got an "R".....

[Super Savior]

Because they went to hell. that is very disturbing. it hought it was a great good s evil movie. I like seeing dark ones turned toward the light.

[The STE]

he didn't. He turned towards the middle.

[newb]

I have to say this ,and risk losing respect from our fine Mr. Vod, but ..........I didn't hate Spawn.......there....I said it.

[The STE]

me neither. Spawn was actually one of my favorite superhero movies.

[newb]

Originally posted by The STE
me neither. Spawn was actually one of my favorite superhero movies.
Mine would have to be Howard the Duck......oops....did I type that out loud.

[The_Return]

Originally posted by newb
Mine would have to be Howard the Duck......oops....did I type that out loud.

Good job......thats all I can say, good fucking job:p

[Vodstok]

Hey, i never said you couldnt like spawn. I like Virtuosity. i think i married the only other human who doesnt think its a pile of shit.

I just said spawn sucked. Swollen donkey cock.

[The_Return]

Originally posted by Vodstok
i think i married the only other human who sucked Swollen donkey cock.


What was that Vod? Something you want to tell us?

[newb]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Hey, i never said you couldnt like spawn. I like Virtuosity. i think i married the only other human who doesnt think its a pile of shit.

I just said spawn sucked. Swollen donkey cock.

I really think implying that the donkey's cock was swollen would make it any more offensive.

[Vodstok]

All things are more offensive when swollen :D

[newb]

Originally posted by Vodstok
All things are more offensive when swollen :D

Now you sound like my wife.:rolleyes:

[urgeok]

The Village.
Secret Window


i didnt think Spawn was the worse but it wasnt great ..

The title sequence wasnt bad .. or the clown ..

(everytime someone farts a demon is born ... fart, fart .. Twins !!)

I thought the Devil CGI was unbelievebaly bad .. sort of like Lawnmower Man era. It didnt match the CGI from the cape effects ...

Could have been worse, could have been better.

Obviously it wasnt well liked enough for there to be a Spawn II

[Vodstok]

Secret window was easily more satisfying than spawn.

Unless, of course, i shat upon a spawn dvd, then shot it after yelling "Pull!"

That sounds like fun :D

[The STE]

has anybody here even seen North or Polish Vampire in Burbank?

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Secret window was easily more satisfying than spawn.

Unless, of course, i shat upon a spawn dvd, then shot it after yelling "Pull!"

That sounds like fun :D

i hated every second of secret window.
it was one of those movies where i just couldnt understand why anyone got involved after reading the screenplay.

[newb]

Originally posted by The STE
has anybody here even seen North or Polish Vampire in Burbank?

not i

[Vodstok]

Me either,but IMDB had a trather scathing review. The same person who did PViB also did a movie called curse of the queerwolf.....

[ShankS]

Originally posted by The_Return
Ive yet to see any of the imfamosly bad movies, but as yet, End of Days is the worst shit pile Ive ever seen. Incoherant as Modestas, and I thinmk the director was as drunk as ShankS

hahaha you funny little bugger...


I thought End of days was ok.

toxic avenger 2, the first was bad enough, but I only managed to get through the first ten minutes of the second one.

[The STE]

I won't watch that one.

Polish Vampire in Burbank has to be seen to be believed. Like, five minutes in you're like "hey, this might be so bad it's funny!", then halfway into it you're looking for a blunt object with which to kill yourself.


North just shouldn't be seen period.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by The STE
I won't watch that one.

Polish Vampire in Burbank has to be seen to be believed. Like, five minutes in you're like "hey, this might be so bad it's funny!", then halfway into it you're looking for a blunt object with which to kill yourself.


North just shouldn't be seen period.

isnt that the one with Eddie Deezen ?

he begs to be turned off.

[The STE]

yeah, Deezen was in PViB

[urgeok]

anyone seen a movie called
Bloodsucking Pharaohs in Pittsburgh ?

i have it but havent watched it .. it looks like it could be lame.


on a different note ...

anyone seen Forbidden Zone ?
(i actually love it - most people hate it)

[bloodrayne]

Full Moon Video's 'Killjoy'...nothing beats that one on the suck-o-meter.......





@Vodstock...In reference to the first page of this thread:

MWAHAHAHA......They shall ALL be mine...

Spawn rocked:p :D

[leatherfacetcm]

lucio fulchi's "zombie" was definitely the worst movie i've ever seen. I admit some of the gore was decent but man 95 percent of the movie was the mindless characters talking. My other choice would be "one night in paris" rick solomon you are no steven speilberg.

[Hate_Breeder]

Darkness Falls + They > Any bad movie in the world

These have to be nominated for ayestmost boring and cheesy movies of all time

[leatherfacetcm]

i definitely agree with darkness falls. when the friggin town in named "darkness falls" maybe that could give you an inkling that something fucked up is happening there. They was just horrific but not in a good sense. Wes Craven presents my ass. He had nothing to do with that movie, he was just cashing in on what is popular these days, "hot teens being run down by a murderous but equally hot killer"

[The_Return]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Darkness Falls + They > Any bad movie in the world

These have to be nominated for ayestmost boring and cheesy movies of all time

I wish I would have read that before I rented it today....Oh well, it was free. Havnt watched it yet, but not looking forward to it quite as much. Oh well.

[kpropain]

The worst movie I've seen is def. Sleepy Hollow High, words can't describe what a total piece of shit this movie is.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Darkness Falls + They > Any bad movie in the worldHAHA...You just told me that you have NOT seen Full Moon's 'Killjoy' :p

[dantehorrorfan]

hm...........the village,virus and the scare crow slayer

[Onikitty]

Darkness Falls

[ChEEbA]

Feardotcom was pretty fucking rubbish, turned it off about 20 minutes in, after realising "No, this isn't gonna get better"
Goes to show hoe much BETTER they can make a film look in the trailer - the guys who put THAT together sure earned their money...

I also thought "Talos: the mummy" was a pathetic, boring peice of shit. Had some "ok" effects, but....eurgh, the film was just CRAP.

[The_Return]

Just finished They. Sure, it wasnt a masterpiece, but Ive seen lots worse. I enjoyed it.

[The STE]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Darkness Falls + They > Any bad movie in the world

These have to be nominated for ayestmost boring and cheesy movies of all time

worse: North and Polish Vampire in Burbank

More boring: The Brain that Wouldn't Die



I still and will forever believe that the combination of North and Polish Vampire in Burbank out-bad any amount of shitty movies thrown at them.

[1beastieibe]

George of the Jungle

[Dr.L00MIS]

Originally posted by dantehorrorfan
hm...........the village,virus and the scare crow slayer



Scarecrow Slayer was garbage.

[Vodstok]

I had forgotten about Feardotcom and Darkness falls. Lets add the Grudge, Fear of the Dark and Slashers to that list.

"Funny" Movies that made me want to kill someone are as follows:

Spy Hard
Shriek if you know what i did last friday the 13th
2001: A Space Travesty

these movies are so terrible i want to commit acts of violence. i honestly can not convey with words the sheer, gut-wrenching hatred i have for these movies.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok

these movies are so terrible i want to commit acts of violence. i honestly can not convey with words the sheer, gut-wrenching hatred i have for these movies.


thats how i felt walking out of The Village.
I was ashamed .. i talked a couple of other people into going to it.
I felt like i was leaving a porno theatre .. with kleenex stuck to my shoe.

[The STE]

Originally posted by Vodstok
2001: A Space Travesty

THANK YOU!!! (aside from North) That has to be the least funny movie I have ever seen






EDIT:
Finally found my bottom 10 list:
1: North
2: Polish Vampire in Burbank
3: Manos: Hands of Fate
4: The Brain that Wouldn't Die
5: Love and a Bullet
6: Wing Commander
7: Jaws: The Revenge
8: 2001: A Space Travesty
9: Exorcist 2: The Heretic
10: Halloween 3

[Vodstok]

AHAHA! MAnos! I have that MST3K on my pc here at work :)

Dont forget "Doom Generation"
makes you want Rose Mcgowan and that Keasnu reeves looking twit from independance day to have their heads taken off. Assuming you didnt already.

Although, Rose does have a tit shot in it.

[The STE]

Originally posted by Vodstok
AHAHA! MAnos! I have that MST3K on my pc here at work :)

Dont forget "Doom Generation"
makes you want Rose Mcgowan and that Keasnu reeves looking twit from independance day to have their heads taken off. Assuming you didnt already.

Although, Rose does have a tit shot in it.

Whatshisface Duval was in Donnie Darko, and I haven't seen Doom Generation, so I don't want his head taken off quite yet.


I used to have Dead Alive and Feardotcom on the list, but Wing Commander and The Brain that Wouldn't Die knocked them off.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by The STE
Whatshisface Duval was in Donnie Darko, and I haven't seen Doom Generation, so I don't want his head taken off quite yet.


I used to have Dead Alive and Feardotcom on the list, but Wing Commander and The Brain that Wouldn't Die knocked them off.

wing commander was outstanding in its 'why did they bother' factor.

just to highlight one pedestrian special cgi effect that lasted 15 seconds ?

[Vodstok]

Doom generation is a terrible movie. The bunny from Donnie Darko gets his weiner cut off and fed to him by neo-nazis, and some asshole jerks off to him fucking rose in a bathtub... and when the guy finishes.... he eats it off his hand....

I sat through this monstrosity because a freind of mine thought rose looked "hot" on the cover....:rolleyes:


but then again, he liked "Beach Babes from Beyond"

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Doom generation is a terrible movie. The bunny from Donnie Darko gets his weiner cut off and fed to him by neo-nazis, and some asshole jerks off to him fucking rose in a bathtub... and when the guy finishes.... he eats it off his hand....

I sat through this monstrosity because a freind of mine thought rose looked "hot" on the cover....:rolleyes:


but then again, he liked "Beach Babes from Beyond"

i love Rose ...
What is it with me and slutty girls ?

[The STE]

Huh. I might actually have to see this one. Only if it's on Netflix, though, no way I'm paying for it

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by urgeok
i love Rose ...
What is it with me and slutty girls ? A. You're human
b. you're male

Originally posted by The STE
Huh. I might actually have to see this one. Only if it's on Netflix, though, no way I'm paying for it


PLease tell me you decided to watch it because it has rose mcgowan's naked tits and NOT becasuse a guy cums in his hand and eats it.....

[The STE]

Originally posted by Vodstok
PLease tell me you decided to watch it because it has rose mcgowan's naked tits and NOT becasuse a guy cums in his hand and eats it.....

Actually, the "getting his penis cut off and fed to him by neo-nazis" piqued my interest.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by The STE
Actually, the "getting his penis cut off and fed to him by neo-nazis" piqued my interest.

the cum eating was a bonus

[Vodstok]

Its right up there with him getting shot in the eye :D

heres the IMDB page
http://imdb.com/title/tt0112887/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj 0wfHE9ZG9vbSBnZW5lcmF0aW9ufGh0bWw9MXxubT1vbg__;fc= 1;ft=1

I never quite caught that the 3 main characters' names are white, blue, and red. How fucking lame is that. "Xavier Red".... I was coming up with better names than that for D&D characters when i was 13.....

[The STE]

meh. I've heard worse

[urgeok]

like Gecko in Wall Street ?

they had to spell out for us that he was a cold blooded lizard ?
or were they banking on the hope that people were too stupid to know what a gecko was and it would give them a fun little thing to look up later ?

[Vodstok]

The name "Torgo" comes to mind :D

[The STE]

don't forget Zugzug and Egah!

and Richard Dix from 2001: A Space Travesty

[urgeok]

or Yor

holy shit that was a bad movie.

if you havent seen it i highly recommend it.
(so bad its funny)

[Vodstok]

Or, the king daddy of all shitty names:

Jar-Jar Binks

[gore_queen]

THE GRUDGE sucked it was a cheap as rip off of the ring, and it just goin around in circles the whole plot was meaningless!!

And wasnt Darkness Falls supposed to be scary I laughed my ass off!!

[gore_queen]

oh and i forgot "Jason X" was shitty to

[jay o2 waster]

easy: passion of the christ

[MichaelMyers]

Let's see..."12 Angry Men"...."Seven"...."Amistad" (never thought that garbage would end!).... :D ;)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by MichaelMyers
Let's see..."12 Angry Men"...."Seven"...."Amistad" (never thought that garbage would end!).... :D ;)

again with the jokes, oi-vey !

[AUSTIN316426808]

texas chainsaw massacre-the next generation

darkness falls

scarecrow slayer

slashers