HAHAHA...Kids Say The Funniest Things

[bloodrayne]

This conversation JUST NOW took place...

Wicked Lady: Mom, will you PLEASE tell Alex that chopping people up into little bitty pieces IS murder?...He doesn't believe me

Me: So, what do YOU think it is, son...'culinary art'?

Demon Seed (aka Alex): Entertainment

Me: Maybe so, but your sister's right...It IS murder

Demon Seed: Darn


So...Any hilarious conversations transpire in your all's homes, lately?

[urgeok]

my 4 year old kid loves hearing (he thinks its bullshit) that when he was born he had almost no hair .. and no teeth, and he pooped black, then green, then yellow.

he laughs his head off :)

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
This conversation JUST NOW took place...

Wicked Lady: Mom, will you PLEASE tell Alex that chopping people up into little bitty pieces IS murder?...He doesn't believe me

Me: So, what do YOU think it is, son...'culinary art'?

Demon Seed (aka Alex): Entertainment

Me: Maybe so, but your sister's right...It IS murder

Demon Seed: Darn


So...Any hilarious conversations transpire in your all's homes, lately?

Wouldnt know where to start.

Sounds like a serial killer in the making, I only have such high hopes for my own brood.

'Culinary art'??? Really now, that would only be the case if we saute' the pieces in a fine white wine. With a side salad of fresh spinach and parmesan tomatoes.

Otherwise to me its entertainment too or the disposal of some misguided slob that probably deserved it anyway, then that would be justice.

[FairyKorpes]

My 4 year old put 2 balls down her shirt in the store and starting going up to people and ay "look at me" Oh My God, i wanted to die.

Not to mention we are in a cab and she kept saying that the man smells like toots.

It's a wonder i'm not bald lol.

[SiStinas5802]

A few years ago I was in a mall with my ex and his 4 year old at the time. She walked over by a woman, and actually asked her "why are you so fat"? I just pretended like I didn't even know them after that.

[allmykids]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
My 4 year old put 2 balls down her shirt in the store and starting going up to people and ay "look at me" Oh My God, i wanted to die.

Not to mention we are in a cab and she kept saying that the man smells like toots.

It's a wonder i'm not bald lol.

LOL!! Kids Call it like they see it!!

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by allmykids
LOL!! Kids Call it like they see it!!

Well she just needs to learn the art of suttlety lol. She asked this one lady why she had so many bumps on her face and i let the lady explain about this condition she had. Which in a weird round about way, is better then the smelly dude lol.

[EXTR3MIST]

A few years ago I was in a mall with my ex and his 4 year old at the time. She walked over by a woman, and actually asked her "why are you so fat"? I just pretended like I didn't even know them after that

But what an utterly valid question! Why is the fat slob so fat? Oh no wait don't tell me; it's glandular/big-boned-ness...

Children are as free and as real and as honest as humans can ever be.

[Gren the cake]

a few years ago a couple cousins fromt he philippines came over

the girl was 7 or so. they learn english there right away but she didnt really konw any yet

we live right by a school and on occasion the kids will be talking too loud, teasing the dogs etc etc.

so i taught her some stuff. so when the kids would come to the fence she wuold look up at em and yell

"HEY DOODE!! DOODE!! YA REALLY REALLY UGLY MAN! YA DOODE!"

the way she said it too was funny.

we would be drawing and she'd be coloring just casually saying 'ya really really ugly man.' :D

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
Sounds like a serial killer in the making, I only have such high hopes for my own brood.Demon Seed read this...It made him smile...lol;)
Originally posted by meetthecreeper
'Culinary art'??? Really now, that would only be the case if we saute' the pieces in a fine white wine. With a side salad of fresh spinach and parmesan tomatoes.Great...Now I'm hungry :D

[juanhacko]

I remember one I did as a small child--because I was reminded of it many times. I'll make it quick.

I grew up on a farm.

I saw a bull and a cow making love.

After many questions I got an answer about the results of their lovemaking.

The next time I saw an obviously pregnant lady I inquired about her relationship with our bull.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by juanhacko
I remember one I did as a small child--because I was reminded of it many times. I'll make it quick.

I grew up on a farm.

I saw a bull and a cow making love.

After many questions I got an answer about the results of their lovemaking.

The next time I saw an obviously pregnant lady I inquired about her relationship with our bull. OMG!!!...You just reminded me of something.........It CAN get funny when you try to explain certain aspects of human biology with a child, they tend to get confused at times...

Our funniest example of that was when Wicked lady was 5 years old, she wanted to know what the pads were for under the bathroom sink...Since she is female, I figured I should tell her...So, I explained to her that every 28 days, a female releases an egg, if it isn't fertilized, it deteriorates and is flushed out, which makes a mess and that's what the pads are for...SOOO, the next morning, she said, "So, we are having 'chicken periods' for breakfast, right?"...To which I had to cringe, laugh, and reply..."Well, basically...Yes".......lol

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by juanhacko
I remember one I did as a small child--because I was reminded of it many times. I'll make it quick.

I grew up on a farm.

I saw a bull and a cow making love.

After many questions I got an answer about the results of their lovemaking.

The next time I saw an obviously pregnant lady I inquired about her relationship with our bull.

Lmfao, that my friend is priceless.

[bloodygurl02]

i remember saying alot of funny things when i was little. one time we wnt to visita friend of my dads in the hospital. we were on the top floor and he was joking around and said he was gonna throw me out the windo and i told him but i don't have a parashuit.

i also embaressed my brothers gf. i had seen the word sex and i was just learning to read and i went up to my brothers gf and asked what s-e-x is.

also caught them making out. and my sister told me to run upstairs and tell mom they were making out and insted i told mom they were making love. again i was 6 when i did this

[allmykids]

Hay Teacher leave those kids alone!!

[urgeok]

my kid actually did point at a dwarf in a mall - almost point blank - and say to my wife 'hey look at that funny elf'.
Apparently the wee man wasnt amused. (my kid was 3 at the time)

i wasnt there thank god.

[ChEEbA]

I could tell as soon as I saw you that you had a little weiner, and some tiny nuts...