View Full Version : Tree Monkeys: Real or Not?
filmmaker2
12-10-2004, 01:13 PM
Here's your chance to decide whether Tree Monkeys are real or not! All the Tree Monkeys are waiting to see how you click, BECAUSE if Horror.com decides that they are NOT real, they will all instantly cease to exist (all 4900 of them)!
yourlastmistake
12-10-2004, 04:51 PM
What the hell are you talking about?
Ahhhhhh...the ole Tree Monkey debate rears its ugly head again. This quandary has been plaguing man-kind for many years.
The truth is that they DO indeed exist and I have pictures to prove it. They come in many colors.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39773000/jpg/_39773537_monkey_afp.jpg
wufong
12-10-2004, 05:46 PM
how come mods can edit the poll? is that right? wtf is up with that? is this place florida? well? is it?
filmmaker2
12-10-2004, 11:14 PM
Yeah, Newb--those are the little suckers. Yours look a little different from the ones I see (mine look more like brown squirrels, but kinda humanoid). But there are supposedly regional variants.
Tree Monkeys are so named because they generally are only seen in trees. If you see one on the ground, it's usually because it's been knocked out of the tree by someone. Once it's on the ground it's sort of traumatized, and wanders about in a disoriented state.
ShankS
12-10-2004, 11:55 PM
Originally posted by filmmaker2
Here's your chance to decide whether Tree Monkeys are real or not! All the Tree Monkeys are waiting to see how you click, BECAUSE if Horror.com decides that they are NOT real, they will all instantly cease to exist (all 4900 of them)!
filmmaker2
01-04-2005, 07:50 PM
I just found this here: This gives me a little more insight on where these damn Tree Monkeys fit into the scheme of things. They are the ones that really run Christmas! It's not Santa Claus at all, in fact, I don't think Santa even exists!
http://meanderthal.typepad.com/meanderthal/2004/12/christmas_monke.html
I had no idea that the Tree Monkeys are actually inside our HOUSES on Christmas. If this person's story is true, they really are! It's unbelievable!
Kitty
01-05-2005, 03:29 PM
just to let you know yes tree monkey are real.
mostly found in Africa though there very rarely seen though i hear their really fast
filmmaker2
01-05-2005, 07:53 PM
Well, thanks!
We know about the REAL tree monkeys, of course...
But the ones that REALLY interest me are the ones with the backpacks that bring us the Christmas presents...