You Better Watch Out!/Christmas Evil!

[bclone]

Christmas Evil is coming to Seattle's Northwest Film Forum!
Dec.17,18 at 9pm and 11pm
Director Lewis Jackson introduces his own 35mm print
This is one rare event, if you live in the area don't miss it!

[Haphazard]

Dayum. Aren't you gonna at least buy me dinner and a drink before trying to seduce me!?

[bclone]

some things are once in a life time...

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by bclone
some things are once in a life time...

Yeah, like your post. :rolleyes:

[Death By Jell-O]

Man, their like cockroaches.......They just never disappear! Damn The Spam!

[ShankS]

Originally posted by bclone
Christmas Evil is coming to Seattle's Northwest Film Forum!
Dec.17,18 at 9pm and 11pm
Director Lewis Jackson introduces his own 35mm print
This is one rare event, if you live in the area don't miss it!

pay my air and hotel bill and I'll go.

[Death By Jell-O]

What about free drinks too?

[bclone]

Hey man,
Just letting people out there know of a pretty cool event...
you care or you don't...

[Rotting Eye]

new chiller from IFS?

I Fucked Santa?

[Death By Jell-O]

You Too!?!?! Damn, that fat bitch gets around! He told me I was the only one!

[Rotting Eye]

he seduced me with all his goodies :(

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Rotting Eye
he seduced me with all his goodies :(

goodies from which sack??..... the prezzie one, or the nutt sack.

[bclone]

Hey eveyone knows Santa only loves children, like Michael...

[Haphazard]

Me and jolly ol' St. Nick were primed for an evening of wild, violent sex too. But then he just got a little too freaky when he insisted that the elves watch.

At that point...I just jumped off his lap and demanded to be taken off his "naughty" list. I don't want any part of this shit anymore!

[Rotting Eye]

Originally posted by ShankS
goodies from which sack??..... the prezzie one, or the nutt sack.

/cry i don't wanna talk about it



i need therapy

[Death By Jell-O]

I dunno.....I thought the elves were a nice touch.......They lights were a little bright and the camera was a little intrusive, but not all that bad......

[Rotting Eye]

i had no problem with the elves

it was at the point when he wanted rudolph to use his nose... well.. it wasn't pretty :(

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Rotting Eye
/cry i don't wanna talk about it



i need therapy

so I take it you got the special sack sauce then?

[Rotting Eye]

Originally posted by ShankS
so I take it you got the special sack sauce then?

it even tasted like peppermint

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Rotting Eye
it even tasted like peppermint

did you save some to brush your teeth with.... cum on the gums is a bit chewie.

[Death By Jell-O]

Save some for toothbrushing? Hell No! I use it in my holiday baking! Anyone want a cookie?

[Rotting Eye]

Originally posted by ShankS
did you save some to brush your teeth with.... cum on the gums is a bit chewie.

no, but i made a candle out of some of it

potent stuff. my room has never smelt better

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Rotting Eye
no, but i made a candle out of some of it

potent stuff. my room has never smelt better

bet it smells like a sweaty brothel, after the sailors got back for their home visit.

[Rotting Eye]

Originally posted by ShankS
bet it smells like a sweaty brothel, after the sailors got back for their home visit.

if that's what peppermint smells like, then it sure does

in any case, i've become accostomed to the pungent aroma. i should market the stuff. make good money in aroma therapy

i could sell it to old people who miss the smell of sex

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Rotting Eye


i could sell it to old people who miss the smell of sex

now thats just dirty.... think of all the dried up oldies getting horney, and trying to get lubed up for action.

[Rotting Eye]

Originally posted by ShankS
now thats just dirty.... think of all the dried up oldies getting horney, and trying to get lubed up for action.

i knew i'd get ya sooner or later :cool:

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Rotting Eye
i knew i'd get ya sooner or later :cool:

get me where?.... with santa and one of your sessions?

[Rotting Eye]

Originally posted by ShankS
get me where?.... with santa and one of your sessions?

how'd you know that's where i was directing this conversation?

you must be more than ready to go!!

[Death By Jell-O]

I dunno......I'd do santa again.....

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Rotting Eye
how'd you know that's where i was directing this conversation?

you must be more than ready to go!!

looks like lots of foreplay then.... ~15 nights till Christmas Eve.

[Rotting Eye]

Originally posted by ShankS
looks like lots of foreplay then.... ~15 nights till Christmas Eve.

actually... santa has lent me mrs. claus for the time being

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Rotting Eye
actually... santa has lent me mrs. claus for the time being

so whos doing the house work back at the Groto..... Rudolf?

[Rotting Eye]

Originally posted by ShankS
so whos doing the house work back at the Groto..... Rudolf?

tim allen

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Rotting Eye
tim allen

he must be doing another Santa Clause Sequal then... I wonder whether he knows Santa likes to shag on Christmas Eve.

[Rotting Eye]

Originally posted by ShankS
he must be doing another Santa Clause Sequal then... I wonder whether he knows Santa likes to shag on Christmas Eve.

oh i'm sure he does

why do you think he always has a smile on his face

[urgeok]

this might be a little too delicate for this refined thread ... but man,
do those elves ever tear up easily during sex !

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by urgeok
this might be a little too delicate for this refined thread ... but man,
do those elves ever tear up easily during sex !

Ok...it's funny either way...

But, do you mean tear up as in crying?

or tear up as in...rippin' that shit up!?

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haphazard
Ok...it's funny either way...

But, do you mean tear up as in crying?

or tear up as in...rippin' that shit up!?


well, both really ....
they do cry as they are getting ripped all up.