Horror.Com Addiction

[bloodrayne]

May all bear witness to what happens to me, when I'm depressed, bored, and have so much shit on my mind that I give way to ANY sort of banality to try to escape it...

Be glad that I have developed a monsterous headache, otherwise this would have gone on forever...

If I didn't mention someone (Great, now a few are coming to mind)...It wasn't because I don't love you;) , it's just that I had to stop before my head explodes...

Anyway...If you guys would help me, by adding some verses, ESPECIALLY including people that I have left out, I would truly appreciate it

AND...Before anyone tells me how lame, irrelevant or just plain stupid this is...I DON'T REALLY GIVE A FUCK...And, I already know that, anyway:rolleyes: ...It served MY purpose at the time...Just as this place does...It was a temporary escape for me...


Horror.Com Addiction

So many of us came here,
Just to take a quick look,
But, soon it became clear,
That we were hopelessly hooked

Some say they're gonna leave,
But we know they'll be right back
It doesn't take them long to see,
That this place is worse than crack

Even the members that we may miss,
Still visit from time to time,
Haunted, Moon, Nine9, DWM, Dirt and Ritualistic,
Some personal favorites of mine

Those who get banned,
Keep coming back, too,
Just look at poor Vamp,
Had to 'Return', didn't you?

The ones who seem to truly dissapear,
Like Avenger, SFF, and others we know,
Are more than likely, still right here,
Lurking in the shadows, because they can't let go

Its what we have here,
that can be found nowhere else,
Like Shanks with his beer,
And Wufong's love of himself

It's Zwoti's great knowledge
of everything foreign,
Discussions of politics,
Religion and porn

We discuss it all here,
Vampires, Monsters and ghosts,
Or things that we fear,
Like Stingy's long posts

Arioch's gender swapping,
And Newb's chicken salad,
Sam always scoffing,
At some dumb thing a n00b did

Vodstock's evident love of Bree's boobs,
And Freddy's obvious psychosis,
Cheeba's experimentation with food,
How quickly we all come to know of this

Phnomne's sadistic instigation,
And DVP's protests of innocence,
The pointless banning investigation,
Why do we even dwell on this?

My own affection for my evil spawn,
MassacreMan, LBM, Wicked Lady,
And Demon Seed, add to the fun,
Even tho people think that we're crazy

It's here that I have my family,
Just as real as any other,
The one's who I keep close to me,
Like Creeper, my only brother

We've even got real relationships,
Lucid Dreams and VisionOfBlood,
YourLastMistake and Gothic Chick,
Our couples that share a true horror love

Evis's teasing,
With all his hot pix,
Few will be leaving,
With enticement like this

HateBreeder's top hat,
Rebel Yell's eyes,
And Angela's cool tats,
Keep Ege's pix thread alive

Jay's goofy pranks,
Help us all to unwind,
And To Bwind, I give thanks,
For often speaking MY mind

Sergio and Rae make me happy,
They are always here for me,
Fuck You, I KNOW that was sappy,
and where in the HELL is Nightbreed?

We already like Voltron,
He takes us back to the 80's,
And Gore tries to mack on,
All of Horror's hot 'ladies'

Senior members, who now seldom post,
Come back now and then to hang out,
Like Orangestar, Malicious Mirth and Dabro,
If you happen to catch them, give a shout

LilMiss drives all our guys crazy,
Yet, she seems unaware of this,
Hellfire, Mayo, and Tachii,
Always tell it, just like it is

Michelle and Feral Cat,
Sometimes visit from Reel,
Friday13thfan and Hap,
Certainly have their appeal

MichaelMyers and NirvanaNole,
Sign in AT LEAST once a week,
Even THEY are here, enough to know,
This forum is NOT for the meek

Bloody Gurl and George are,
Wicked Lady's best friends
Nice to have you back, Centaur,
Make a post now and then ;)

Hey, Filmmaker 2,
Where's Filmmaker 1?
I'm watching you,
Doppelgangers are fun :D

Fluff's constant post whoring,
And AMK's addled brain,
It rarely ever gets boring,
When it does, I ALMOST miss Bane

We've got chicks with dicks,
Dicks with spinal cords,
And Monsterdick pix,
All over the fucking board

We never know what each day will bring us,
If we're lucky, we'll get cool new members,
Urgeok, FairyKorpes, Jello, DracInDallas,
And TaylorsMommy are already remembered

It's difficult to explain this crazy addiction,
But we all have to admit that it's true,
We who have been here, KNOW this affliction,
Horror.Com gets a wicked hold on you

[yourlastmistake]

You forgot my favorite...Bloodrayne.:)

[urgeok]

there once was a goth gal called rayne
who liked guys with long hair - and vain
she would pull out her cam,
and they'd say 'take this one ma'am'
untill along came Urge - being a pain :)


ok that wasnt great but it took me 60 seconds :)

[urgeok]

when up on the roof came a thundering crash !
its another fake vampire who fell on his ass !
he thought he'd come in and give me a bite
but he lost his fake fangs down his throat in the fight.

i'm all dressed in black ! i'm cool and can fly !
so i tossed him out the window and said 'ok, try'
as his face became closer to the hard gravel ground,
i saw he was right - he could fly - straight down !

so let that be a lesson to you wannabe vamps
it works in the movies and similar camps,
but if you come tapping on my window glass,
i'll get down with my Van Helsing, and hand you your ass :)




i think i'll rework 'twas the night before xmas properly for Horror ..
try to get it done in time for the holidays :)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by urgeok
when up on the roof came a thundering crash !
its another fake vampire who fell on his ass !
he thought he'd come in and give me a bite
but he lost his fake fangs down his throat in the fight.

i'm all dressed in black ! i'm cool and can fly !
so i tossed him out the window and said 'ok, try'
as his face became closer to the hard gravel ground,
i saw he was right - he could fly - straight down !

so let that be a lesson to you wannabe vamps
it works in the movies and similar camps,
but if you come tapping on my window glass,
i'll get down with my Van Helsing, and hand you your ass :)




i think i'll rework 'twas the night before xmas properly for Horror ..
try to get it done in time for the holidays :) OMG...That's AWESOME...You put me to SHAME...lol

Now, I want more...Keep going...


@YourLastMistake...*kisses* :)

[urgeok]

i dont put you to shame ! hahahaha

why is it that teasing someone is the best catalyst for my non existent creativity ? :)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by urgeok
Why is it that teasing someone is the best catalyst for my non existent creativity ? :) Hey..Whatever works, right?...lol...You should add a verse to my poem ;)

[urgeok]

what is there to add :


this says it all !



We've got chicks with dicks,
Dicks with spinal cords,
And Monsterdick pix,
All over the fucking board

[newb]

We have a couple of poets here.

very nice.

[filmmaker2]

All this poetry is sooooooo cute! Awwwww! I tried to write some of my own, but it was awful.

[ShankS]

hahha :) bloodrayne thats awesome :)

you realy do have the knack for writing Verse.

:)

[Centaur]

I don't have a knack for writing verse:

On A Day
Dark and Dreary
Here I sit
Eating Chocolate covered Cherries.

[Haphazard]

I feel ill with gay happiness.

[The STE]

I thought my line was lame, but the fact that there was a line dedicated to my big spicy beef dong forgives all

[Haphazard]

Yeah, thanks for mentioning me! What do I gotta do...post a picture of my CACK! to get noticed around here!!???

:cool:

[The STE]

having trolls named after you helps. I had 2

[Hate_Breeder]

Hooray! It is addicting!

[bwind22]

:D :D :D

Very nice work Blood! You must have been very bored, cuz that suckers long! Thanks for the shout out.

Urge, I liked yours too! Very funny.;)

[FairyKorpes]

I was always partial to the "There once was a man from Natucket..." poems/crap;)

[bwind22]

But what of ol' kpro?
Lo and behold...
Mr. Propain just got lost in the fold
Whether banning or flaming,
He should not be forgot
Cuz doing this could get you shot!


:)

[friday13thfan]

what im not metioned..you hate me *runs away crying :'(

:D great poem it sums it alll up for the mems here:D

[Gren the cake]

i like horror dot com
becuase horror dot com is grea.. DOH!

:cool: (homer)

[Sergio]

Originally posted by urgeok
when up on the roof came a thundering crash !
its another fake vampire who fell on his ass !
he thought he'd come in and give me a bite
but he lost his fake fangs down his throat in the fight.

i'm all dressed in black ! i'm cool and can fly !
so i tossed him out the window and said 'ok, try'
as his face became closer to the hard gravel ground,
i saw he was right - he could fly - straight down !

so let that be a lesson to you wannabe vamps
it works in the movies and similar camps,
but if you come tapping on my window glass,
i'll get down with my Van Helsing, and hand you your ass :)




i think i'll rework 'twas the night before xmas properly for Horror ..
try to get it done in time for the holidays :)

You brought a tear to my eye. That was awsome. You missed your true calling. I'm sorry Rayne but I think he just stole this post from you. LOL

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Sergio
I'm sorry Rayne but I think he just stole this post from you. LOL Oh...That's okay, really...As a matter of fact, that's pretty much what I told him, too:)

[bloodrayne]

AND...Thanks you guys...You are so good to me...BUT...I still need more verses...As you may have noticed, I did leave out a few people...Sorry Friday13thFan, Haphazard, and others..I AM still working on it...I just really felt like shit this morning...:(

[orangestar]

I guess after you leave for a couple weeks, people just start to forget about you.



I cant believe I missed my one year anniversary here. :( :( :(

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
AND...Thanks you guys...You are so good to me...BUT...I still need more verses...As you may have noticed, I did leave out a few people...Sorry Friday13thFan, Haphazard, and others..I AM still working on it...I just really felt like shit this morning...:(

take your time don't do it if you feel like shit

[The_Return]

Muhhahaha!!!

Thanks so much Rayne! Almost a whole verse for me....That awesome!

Im not much of a poet, so Ill just tell you my idea


You should have some metion of the nazis that invaded that time.... Ya know, AngelMengle and them?

Even the Nazis
They kept coming back
But all of us here
Hoped he'd OD on crack

I tried, lol

[GorePhobia]

yea it kinda sucks you did leave some out.....like me :( i was sure that i was in.....guess not lol

[Angelakillsluts]

Originally posted by GorePhobia
yea it kinda sucks you did leave some out.....like me :( i was sure that i was in.....guess not lol

I wouldn't have been able to remember everyone let alone find ways to fit them in the poem.

:to bloodrayne

You scared me for a second. When I started reading your post, I thought you were leaving. :p

[MichaelMyers]

Kind of hard to rhyme "MichaelMyers".

[newb]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
May all bear witness to what happens to me, when I'm depressed, bored, and have so much shit on my mind that I give way to ANY sort of banality to try to escape it...

Be glad that I have developed a monsterous headache, otherwise this would have gone on forever...

If I didn't mention someone (Great, now a few are coming to mind)...It wasn't because I don't love you;) , it's just that I had to stop before my head explodes...

Anyway...If you guys would help me, by adding some verses, ESPECIALLY including people that I have left out, I would truly appreciate it

AND...Before anyone tells me how lame, irrelevant or just plain stupid this is...I DON'T REALLY GIVE A FUCK...And, I already know that, anyway:rolleyes: ...It served MY purpose at the time...Just as this place does...It was a temporary escape for me...


Horror.Com Addiction

So many of us came here,
Just to take a quick look,
But, soon it became clear,
That we were hopelessly hooked

Some say they're gonna leave,
But we know they'll be right back
It doesn't take them long to see,
That this place is worse than crack

Even the members that we may miss,
Still visit from time to time,
Haunted, Moon, Nine9, DWM, Dirt and Ritualistic,
Some personal favorites of mine

Those who get banned,
Keep coming back, too,
Just look at poor Vamp,
Had to 'Return', didn't you?

The ones who seem to truly dissapear,
Like Avenger, SFF, and others we know,
Are more than likely, still right here,
Lurking in the shadows, because they can't let go

Its what we have here,
that can be found nowhere else,
Like Shanks with his beer,
And Wufong's love of himself

It's Zwoti's great knowledge
of everything foreign,
Discussions of politics,
Religion and porn

We discuss it all here,
Vampires, Monsters and ghosts,
Or things that we fear,
Like Stingy's long posts

Arioch's gender swapping,
And Newb's chicken salad,
Sam always scoffing,
At some dumb thing a n00b did

Vodstock's evident love of Bree's boobs,
And Freddy's obvious psychosis,
Cheeba's experimentation with food,
How quickly we all come to know of this

Phnomne's sadistic instigation,
And DVP's protests of innocence,
The pointless banning investigation,
Why do we even dwell on this?

My own affection for my evil spawn,
MassacreMan, LBM, Wicked Lady,
And Demon Seed, add to the fun,
Even tho people think that we're crazy

It's here that I have my family,
Just as real as any other,
The one's who I keep close to me,
Like Creeper, my only brother

We've even got real relationships,
Lucid Dreams and VisionOfBlood,
YourLastMistake and Gothic Chick,
Our couples that share a true horror love

Evis's teasing,
With all his hot pix,
Few will be leaving,
With enticement like this

HateBreeder's top hat,
Rebel Yell's eyes,
And Angela's cool tats,
Keep Ege's pix thread alive

Jay's goofy pranks,
Help us all to unwind,
And To Bwind, I give thanks,
For often speaking MY mind

Fluff's constant post whoring,
And AMK's addled brain,
It rarely ever gets boring,
When it does, I ALMOST miss Bane

We've got chicks with dicks,
Dicks with spinal cords,
And Monsterdick pix,
All over the fucking board

We never know what each day will bring us,
If we're lucky, we'll get cool new members,
Urgeok, FairyKorpes, Jello, DracInDallas,
And TaylorsMommy are already remembered

It's difficult to explain this crazy addiction,
But we all have to admit that it's true,
We who have been here, KNOW this affliction,
Horror.Com gets a wicked hold on you


Bloodrayne's the mother
she keeps us all in line
sometimes I'll act up on purpose
so she'll spank my behind

We've had Gore with his polio
and Evis with Aids
Turns out they both were mistaken
twas attention they craved.

Bodacious loves the big ones
Kpro loves nine9
Fluff used to love VonPokemon
at least when on-line.

Zwoti and Shanks
Are our brothers from the UK
One loves movies
the other drinks all day.

Vod is a site pimp
a better guy you've never met
Cheeba's got a split personality
are you Scared Yet

Urgeok is a noob
and a bit of a post whore
but he's wise and funny
and never a bore

Hatebreeder's a cool kid
as is massacreman and f13fan
Lucky likes her picture
someone please take away the vid-cam

Juanhacko is one of our elders
Drac-in-Dallas is old as hell
filmaker2 is catching up
to the geriatric crowd as well.

We have some real beautys
on this horror forum site
there's Rebel,Fairy,Bloodrayne
and try as I might

I can't fit them all in in one verse
so I'll continue over here
we have Angelkill,Gothic-chic
Orangestar and whats worse

this is the third verse of hot chicks
I know I'm leaving some out
Like Littlemiss,Fluff,Wickedlady and Tachi
Hey, has anybody seen Ginger about.

Haphazard is our HDC clown
Feral and Darkwing never stay
could someone get me a interpreter
what the fuck did Modestas just say

[Angelakillsluts]

Originally posted by newb
Bloodrayne's the mother
she keeps us all in line
sometimes I'll act up on purpose
so she'll spank my behind


LOL!

[bloodrayne]

Okay...I just added some for:

Orangestar
Malicious Mirth
DabroMain
Michelle
Feral Cat,
Friday13thfan
Haphazard,
Bloody Gurl
George
Centaur
Filmmaker 2
Hellfire
Rae
Sergio
LilMissScareAll
MichaelMyers
NirvanaNole
NightBreed
Mayo
Tachii
Gore

I KNOW that I have STILL missed some...

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by newb
Bloodrayne's the mother
she keeps us all in line
sometimes I'll act up on purpose
so she'll spank my behind

We've had Gore with his polio
and Evis with Aids
Turns out they both were mistaken
twas attention they craved.

Bodacious loves the big ones
Kpro loves nine9
Fluff used to love VonPokemon
at least when on-line.

Zwoti and Shanks
Are our brothers from the UK
One loves movies
the other drinks all day.

Vod is a site pimp
a better guy you've never met
Cheeba's got a split personality
are you Scared Yet

Urgeok is a noob
and a bit of a post whore
but he's wise and funny
and never a bore

Hatebreeder's a cool kid
as is massacreman and f13fan
Lucky likes her picture
someone please take away the vid-cam

Juanhacko is one of our elders
Drac-in-Dallas is old as hell
filmaker2 is catching up
to the geriatric crowd as well.

We have some real beautys
on this horror forum site
there's Rebel,Fairy,Bloodrayne
and try as I might

I can't fit them all in in one verse
so I'll continue over here
we have Angelkill,Gothic-chic
Orangestar and whats worse

this is the third verse of hot chicks
I know I'm leaving some out
Like Littlemiss,Fluff,Wickedlady and Tachi
Hey, has anybody seen Ginger about.

Haphazard is our HDC clown
Feral and Darkwing never stay
could someone get me a interpreter
what the fuck did Modestas just say LMAO!!!....Okay...You win :D




@Angela...Thanks for the concern...But, I CAN'T leave...I've sold my soul....



:)

[Iniquity]

Twas the nightmare that is Christmas, when all through the site
Not a creature was stirring, not even out of spite,
The stockings were hung by the crypt with care,
In hopes that no one was banned and their accounts were still there.
The members were sleeping all warm in their bed,
While their eyes rested before their monitors burnt them out of their heads,
And some mods in their 'boots’, others in shiny things that snap,
Had just settled their brains from deleting all the crap...
When out of the blue there arose such a clatter,
The members sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the site they flew like a flash,
Tore open the thread before their computers had crashed.
The “moon” in the picture, possibly of someone they know.
Gave the impression of how things this evening surely would go,
When, what to their disgusted eyes should appear,
But a new troll poster, about the 200th this year.
With a new post arriving, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment someone would say “Suck my dick”.
More rapid than eagles the cursers they came,
They whined, and shouted, and called some by name:
"Now, Dammit! now, WTF! now someone help please!
Oh, Come on! oh Quit it! oh, LMAO, and You’re such a sleaze!
To the top of the forum! It just wouldn’t fall!
Now Ban them! Ban them! Ban them all!"
As sure as the dry heaves that after the wild parties fly,
The troll poster meets many an adversary, both girl and guy,
So up to the top the post counts they flew,
With the thread full of hatred, and edited photo’s too.
And when the banning started the posts went through the roof
The nagging and whining of each wanting proof.
As many popped in their head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney a rouge moderator came with a bound.
They were pissed and their speech was all in a slur,
What happened after that was all such a blur.
A bundle of obscenities they had flung at the pack,
What’s wrong with this guy, is he smoking crack?.
His posts how they stung, even called a few a fairy!
His words they did hurt, over the internet that’s scary!
This was his attempt at humor, the members didn’t know.
All that they wished for was his brains out he would blow.
With a toke of their pipes, they held with their teeth,
As the thread got off track and they started searching for reef.
With a frown on their faces, occasionally turning to look at the telly
They got flustered when he laughed, which could explain why some replies were smelly.
He was rude and obnoxious and in love with himself,
But before long the mods put him on the shelf.
A blink and a nod, and another scroll through the thread
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to be read.
He typed no more words, the mods did their work,
And filled all the requests by banning the jerk,
And laying my finger on the X in the corner to close,
And giving a chuckle, of the drama that arose.
About to close the thread and continue my slumber,
I noticed the posts had increased by one more number.
I resisted the urge to take in the sight, and quietly said
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by newb
could someone get me a interpreter
what the fuck did Modestas just say

ahahahahahahahahahahaha....ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!! :D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Iniquity
Twas the nightmare that is Christmas, when all through the site
Not a creature was stirring, not even out of spite,
The stockings were hung by the crypt with care,
In hopes that no one was banned and their accounts were still there.
The members were sleeping all warm in their bed,
While their eyes rested before their monitors burnt them out of their heads,
And some mods in their 'boots’, others in shiny things that snap,
Had just settled their brains from deleting all the crap...
When out of the blue there arose such a clatter,
The members sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the site they flew like a flash,
Tore open the thread before their computers had crashed.
The “moon” in the picture, possibly of someone they know.
Gave the impression of how things this evening surely would go,
When, what to their disgusted eyes should appear,
But a new troll poster, about the 200th this year.
With a new post arriving, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment someone would say “Suck my dick”.
More rapid than eagles the cursers they came,
They whined, and shouted, and called some by name:
"Now, Dammit! now, WTF! now someone help please!
Oh, Come on! oh Quit it! oh, LMAO, and You’re such a sleaze!
To the top of the forum! It just wouldn’t fall!
Now Ban them! Ban them! Ban them all!"
As sure as the dry heaves that after the wild parties fly,
The troll poster meets many an adversary, both girl and guy,
So up to the top the post counts they flew,
With the thread full of hatred, and edited photo’s too.
And when the banning started the posts went through the roof
The nagging and whining of each wanting proof.
As many popped in their head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney a rouge moderator came with a bound.
They were pissed and their speech was all in a slur,
What happened after that was all such a blur.
A bundle of obscenities they had flung at the pack,
What’s wrong with this guy, is he smoking crack?.
His posts how they stung, even called a few a fairy!
His words they did hurt, over the internet that’s scary!
This was his attempt at humor, the members didn’t know.
All that they wished for was his brains out he would blow.
With a toke of their pipes, they held with their teeth,
As the thread got off track and they started searching for reef.
With a frown on their faces, occasionally turning to look at the telly
They got flustered when he laughed, which could explain why some replies were smelly.
He was rude and obnoxious and in love with himself,
But before long the mods put him on the shelf.
A blink and a nod, and another scroll through the thread
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to be read.
He typed no more words, the mods did their work,
And filled all the requests by banning the jerk,
And laying my finger on the X in the corner to close,
And giving a chuckle, of the drama that arose.
About to close the thread and continue my slumber,
I noticed the posts had increased by one more number.
I resisted the urge to take in the sight, and quietly said
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"


sob stole my idea ..

well, i'm gonna do it anyway so i wont read this until after i do mine ...

[bwind22]

That unoriginal bastard!

[urgeok]

Urgeok is a noob
and a bit of a post whore
but he's wise and funny
and never a bore


post whore !

i just like to think of myself as 'involved' :)

[I_Still_Know!]

Originally posted by urgeok
Urgeok is a noob
and a bit of a post whore
but he's wise and funny
and never a bore


post whore !

i just like to think of myself as 'involved' :)

NO WAY!!! Your not a post whore Urgeok....

Just a whore :D

[Wicked Lady]

There once was a girl named Rayne
She gave birth to two giant pains
They were so loud and unrestrained
That eventualy, she went insane
Sitting at the comp with a migrane
She wrote a very cheesy poemy thing:D

what did you think mommy?:D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by I_Still_Know!
NO WAY!!! Your not a post whore Urgeok....

Just a whore :D

heyyyyyyy
dont believe everything you read on the bathroom walls !

besides, i dont sell it, i give it away !

[urgeok]

My Horror Forum Rip on Xmas, and wannabe Vampires :)
sort of a reworking and expansion on what i previously posted.



'twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the forum,
The members were bickering,
As is the decorum.

Pictures were posted
all over the place
of MD's wee head
Adorned with Kpro's wee face

Some members were nestled
all snug in their beds,
With visions of monsters
with multiple heads.

And Rayne in her goth gear
and me in my sweater
sat down to write poems
- the longer the better.

When out on the lawn
there arose such a clatter
I shit in my pants
there was a great splatter!

away through the window
went my head with a crash
I tore open my veins
on a long piece of glass

the moon on the breast
of the newfallen snow
gave the luster of red
from my bleeding, below

when what to my bloodshot
eyes should appear,
but a miniature coffin
and 8 zombie reindeer

there's a creepy old driver
with one hand on his dick
it was a fake vampire
some goth wannabe prick.

more vapid than beagles
his corsette off it came
and he farted and stuttered
and called them by name

Now, Fulchi!, Now Miner,
Now, Soavi! and Argento!
On, Bava!, On,Raimi!
On,Chrononberg and Romero!

From the tips of their toes
To the top of the head
Slice away, Dice away
Make them all dead !

As dry heaves as before
the main vomit fly
When they meet with a chicken bone
mount to the sky.

So up on the housetop
the zombie deer flew
with a coffin full of bodyparts
and that goth poser too

and then in a twinkling
i heard on the roof
the sounds of the zombies
and that 'dressed in black' goof.

As i drew in my head
the glass cutting my feet
down the chimney he came
after beating his meat

he all dressed in retro
from some ancient year
from his doc martin boots
to his fake vampire gear

a pair of glass fangs
he had put in his mouth
he was over compensating
for what he was lacking, down south

His eyes were lacklustre
his pockmarks were many,
he looked haggard and tired,
From not 'getting any'

His narrow little mouth
was drawn up in a sneer
"I'm here for your blood"
I said "how 'bout a beer'?"

His nails were all pointy
and encrusted with grime
he looked like a bum
who had not a dime

A thin ugly pale face
and long stringy black hair
a tattered old cape
and stained underwear

he was sallow and ill
a right pathetic young vamp
i laughed when i saw him,
he looked like a tramp.

when he raised up his cape
and reared back his head
i immediately knew
i had nothing to dread

he looked a bit nervous
but still tried to attack
he got one step closer
before i kicked his nut-sack

he puked and he retched
some escaping his nose
he collapsed into the fireplace
and up the chimney he rose

he stumbled to his coffin
leaving barf in his path
the zombie deer caught a look
and started to laugh

but i heard him exclaim
as his 'sleigh' became free
"Merry Christmas you fucker"
and crashed into a tree.



happy holidays kids !

[Gren the cake]

When out on the lawn
there arose such a clatter
I shit in my pants
there was a great splatter!

lol

thats sick, even 4 me.

[Death By Jell-O]

LMAO! Damn, Iniquity and urge's poems have me rollin' over here...Those are great! Nice job on yours too BR.....Maybe we need a HDC collective horror poem book, just to make some extra cash....

[urgeok]

Originally posted by MichaelMyers
Kind of hard to rhyme "MichaelMyers".


rusty pliers.


not hard at all..

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by urgeok
rusty pliers.


not hard at all..
Also:

Funeral pyres
Cathedral spires
All-consuming fires
Midnight fliers
Garrotte wires
Vampires
Psychotic desires
Pathological liars



And these just automatically popped into my head...So, NO...Not really that difficult;) :)

[urgeok]

spare tires

(looking at my stomach)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Wicked Lady
There once was a girl named Rayne
She gave birth to two giant pains
They were so loud and unrestrained
That eventualy, she went insane
Sitting at the comp with a migrane
She wrote a very cheesy poemy thing:D

what did you think mommy?:D Aww...My baby girl has wicked talent...*hands Wicked Lady a cookie...beams with pride*

:D

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by newb


could someone get me a interpreter
what the fuck did Modestas just say

Props for giving me a shout-out. I feel the love, but I just wanted to give you a hearty "HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" for your modestas line! Brilliant!

LOL!

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haphazard
Props for giving me a shout-out. I feel the love, but I just wanted to give you a hearty "HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" for your modestas line! Brilliant!

LOL!

i was gonna mention that one too .. made me laugh..

crazy assed no sense makin ramblin inane random whack job ding a ling of a lithuanian.


or i guess i could have just said lithuanian ..
made all the other stuff seem redundant. :)

no offence to those lithuanians out there that are actually coherent.

[bloodygurl02]

thanx for the shout out:D :D :D :D :D

[massacre man]

Originally posted by urgeok
spare tires

(looking at my stomach) restaurant flyers

[massacre man]

Friday punched jay
he yelled hey
then cried for a day
because he did not like the way
he had to pay
for the payday
he wanted to eat by the bay

[thEsounDofdirT]

awww.. you didn't forget me... :) awesome

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
awww.. you didn't forget me... :) awesome http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/sexy.gif*MUAH*...How could I EVER forget YOU? ;)

[thEsounDofdirT]

Well.. I am forgettable I suppose :)

[massacre man]

Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
Well.. I am forgettable I suppose :)

Rayne and Dirt
always flirt

Dirt is forgettable
his body is edible

[thEsounDofdirT]

hehe.. i don't flirt.. i'm too involved in the music world!.. lol... but i suppose my body is edible to some people

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by massacre man
his body is edible

Only his toes
From his nose, grows fros
He watches shows
and shoot bows

[thEsounDofdirT]

But in my own mind
I'm not so kind
If you cannot see this
then my friend, You are blind

[massacre man]

Originally posted by thEsounDofdirT
But in my own mind
I'm not so kind
If you cannot see this
then my friend, You are blind

on porno he presses rewind
to look
he likes that kind
not the book

[kpropain]

I see some people remembered me in their poems lol...:D

Except BloodRayne:(

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by kpropain
I see some people remembered me in their poems lol...:D

Except BloodRayne:(

Sometimes members go insane,
Then they go away,
I should have known that Kpropain,
Was one that's here to stay









Better?:D :p

[newb]

Hey.... propains back for a visit as well.
Although it seems like you have never left, what with your picture being posted in every thread.

[massacre man]

kpro is sad
he was forgotten
something that rhymes with sad
something that rhymes with forgotten

[kpropain]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Sometimes members go insane,
Then they go away,
I should have known that Kpropain,
Was one that's here to stay









Better?:D :p

Hehehe now I feels special....:D

[horror_master]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
May all bear witness to what happens to me, when I'm depressed, bored, and have so much shit on my mind that I give way to ANY sort of banality to try to escape it...

Be glad that I have developed a monsterous headache, otherwise this would have gone on forever...

If I didn't mention someone (Great, now a few are coming to mind)...It wasn't because I don't love you;) , it's just that I had to stop before my head explodes...

Anyway...If you guys would help me, by adding some verses, ESPECIALLY including people that I have left out, I would truly appreciate it

AND...Before anyone tells me how lame, irrelevant or just plain stupid this is...I DON'T REALLY GIVE A FUCK...And, I already know that, anyway:rolleyes: ...It served MY purpose at the time...Just as this place does...It was a temporary escape for me...


Horror.Com Addiction

So many of us came here,
Just to take a quick look,
But, soon it became clear,
That we were hopelessly hooked

Some say they're gonna leave,
But we know they'll be right back
It doesn't take them long to see,
That this place is worse than crack

Even the members that we may miss,
Still visit from time to time,
Haunted, Moon, Nine9, DWM, Dirt and Ritualistic,
Some personal favorites of mine

Those who get banned,
Keep coming back, too,
Just look at poor Vamp,
Had to 'Return', didn't you?

The ones who seem to truly dissapear,
Like Avenger, SFF, and others we know,
Are more than likely, still right here,
Lurking in the shadows, because they can't let go

Its what we have here,
that can be found nowhere else,
Like Shanks with his beer,
And Wufong's love of himself

It's Zwoti's great knowledge
of everything foreign,
Discussions of politics,
Religion and porn

We discuss it all here,
Vampires, Monsters and ghosts,
Or things that we fear,
Like Stingy's long posts

Arioch's gender swapping,
And Newb's chicken salad,
Sam always scoffing,
At some dumb thing a n00b did

Vodstock's evident love of Bree's boobs,
And Freddy's obvious psychosis,
Cheeba's experimentation with food,
How quickly we all come to know of this

Phnomne's sadistic instigation,
And DVP's protests of innocence,
The pointless banning investigation,
Why do we even dwell on this?

My own affection for my evil spawn,
MassacreMan, LBM, Wicked Lady,
And Demon Seed, add to the fun,
Even tho people think that we're crazy

It's here that I have my family,
Just as real as any other,
The one's who I keep close to me,
Like Creeper, my only brother

We've even got real relationships,
Lucid Dreams and VisionOfBlood,
YourLastMistake and Gothic Chick,
Our couples that share a true horror love

Evis's teasing,
With all his hot pix,
Few will be leaving,
With enticement like this

HateBreeder's top hat,
Rebel Yell's eyes,
And Angela's cool tats,
Keep Ege's pix thread alive

Jay's goofy pranks,
Help us all to unwind,
And To Bwind, I give thanks,
For often speaking MY mind

Sergio and Rae make me happy,
They are always here for me,
Fuck You, I KNOW that was sappy,
and where in the HELL is Nightbreed?

We already like Voltron,
He takes us back to the 80's,
And Gore tries to mack on,
All of Horror's hot 'ladies'

Senior members, who now seldom post,
Come back now and then to hang out,
Like Orangestar, Malicious Mirth and Dabro,
If you happen to catch them, give a shout

LilMiss drives all our guys crazy,
Yet, she seems unaware of this,
Hellfire, Mayo, and Tachii,
Always tell it, just like it is

Michelle and Feral Cat,
Sometimes visit from Reel,
Friday13thfan and Hap,
Certainly have their appeal

MichaelMyers and NirvanaNole,
Sign in AT LEAST once a week,
Even THEY are here, enough to know,
This forum is NOT for the meek

Bloody Gurl and George are,
Wicked Lady's best friends
Nice to have you back, Centaur,
Make a post now and then ;)

Hey, Filmmaker 2,
Where's Filmmaker 1?
I'm watching you,
Doppelgangers are fun :D

Fluff's constant post whoring,
And AMK's addled brain,
It rarely ever gets boring,
When it does, I ALMOST miss Bane

We've got chicks with dicks,
Dicks with spinal cords,
And Monsterdick pix,
All over the fucking board

We never know what each day will bring us,
If we're lucky, we'll get cool new members,
Urgeok, FairyKorpes, Jello, DracInDallas,
And TaylorsMommy are already remembered

It's difficult to explain this crazy addiction,
But we all have to admit that it's true,
We who have been here, KNOW this affliction,
Horror.Com gets a wicked hold on you

That a really good one. It's also ture, I try best to be on-line every dayt for horror.com

[horror_master]

right now i'm 2 off beign 300 posts so i'm going to do it today.

[xGuardianx03]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Okay...I just added some for:

Orangestar
Malicious Mirth
DabroMain
Michelle
Feral Cat,
Friday13thfan
Haphazard,
Bloody Gurl
George
Centaur
Filmmaker 2
Hellfire
Rae
Sergio
LilMissScareAll
MichaelMyers
NirvanaNole
NightBreed
Mayo
Tachii
Gore

I KNOW that I have STILL missed some...

Nope, I'm pretty sure you covered them all that time. :(














;) :p

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by xGuardianx03
Nope, I'm pretty sure you covered them all that time. :(

;) :p Aww...Well...You've been MIA ya know ;)...Hmm...

We loved his zombie baby,
and his posts, they make us grin,
I'd have to be crazy,
To forget our xGuardianx







:D

[nine9]

Excellent thread BR :D :p

[Arioch]

Very nice poem bloodrayne.....glad to see i was remembered...on a late night horror.com expedition....

[The STE]

what about Ravenbomb? I know you guys remember Ravenbomb

[Arioch]

I do....lol.....

[Hate_Breeder]

Who doesnt remember Ravenbomb?

[The STE]

I'm pretty sure Cheebaman forgot

[Hate_Breeder]

What happened to DaBroMain and Malicious Mirth?

[Arioch]

They just came up to visit me this week coincidentally.....they are doing good you know, same ol' same ol' for them......but they dont even get online much, much less come to this site.....school related activities i suppose.....

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Arioch
They just came up to visit me this week coincidentally.....they are doing good you know, same ol' same ol' for them......but they dont even get online much, much less come to this site.....school related activities i suppose.....

Damn they kicked ass. Made the site more interesting....

Shucks

:(

[xGuardianx03]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Aww...Well...You've been MIA ya know ;)...Hmm...

We loved his zombie baby,
and his posts, they make us grin,
I'd have to be crazy,
To forget our xGuardianx
:D

Very nice! :D The zombie baby post was a long time ago, wasn't expecting to see that. You have a good memory. :)

[xGuardianx03]

Here is a poem I wrote a while back. I've actually posted it here before, but since this is a poetry thread, thought I'd post again.
It's not about HDC, but here ya go...

something grows inside me
seemingly insatiable
this hunger divides me

the bigger it grows
the smaller i become
soon it will escape me
and like an infinite darkness
it will overtake the sun

you only see my outer shell
this small timid frame
so unbecoming and frail

let me do you all a favor
i'll put this to an end
tear my flesh off in pieces
and discard this cloak of skin

now what do you see?
do you scare easily?

I've become something
that you never wanted me to be
I no longer care about your accpetance
I'm finally free

Free of flesh and limitation
light shines from every pore
dark wings unfold
behold my spirit as it soars.

brandon sidden 5.16.04

I used to write poetry all the time in high school, but I rarely find the time to do it now. This is the most recent one I have.

[urgeok]

Free of flash and imitation
sweat shines from every pore
tampon wings unfold
behold my spit as it soars.



i fixed the last verse for you ...

[newb]

Originally posted by urgeok
Free of flash and imitation
sweat shines from every pore
tampon wings unfold
behold my spit as it soars.



i fixed the last verse for you ...

LOL....your a sick twisted man.;)

[xGuardianx03]

Originally posted by urgeok
Free of flash and imitation
sweat shines from every pore
tampon wings unfold
behold my spit as it soars.



i fixed the last verse for you ...

Thanks.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by xGuardianx03
Thanks.

no problem !

another one of my useless gifts ..

I cant come up with anything origional, but i have a knack for fucking up suff other people come up with.

My wife says i have ruined every song she's ever liked because she cant get my 'new and improved' lyrics out of her head.

[xGuardianx03]

Originally posted by urgeok
My wife says i have ruined every song she's ever liked because she cant get my 'new and improved' lyrics out of her head.

Nice! :D There's nothing like annoying the wife. One of my favorite pasttimes! ;)

[Dude Guadalupe]

This is so full of oldy goodness, I have to bump it.

[_____V_____]

***Cough***Cough***

DAMN! All the dirt and cobwebs...

[Dude Guadalupe]

So after four years who's gonna update this thing?

[Rayne]

***Cough***Cough***

DAMN! All the dirt and cobwebs...

For real...This was almost 4 years ago...Most people here now don't know many of the ones mentioned

And we included ALL the names at that time

Looks like we need a NEW 'HDC Addiction' poem ;)

Urge?...Marley?

[Rayne]

So after four years who's gonna update this thing?

STOP READING MY MIND...And saying things before I say them :mad: :p


Aww...Seri even had a little poem in here...She still posted here then :)

[_____V_____]

For real...This was almost 4 years ago...Most people here now don't know many of the ones mentioned

HB aka Hate Breeder...

Haphazard...

Niner aka Nine9...

Orange gurly...


...ahh damn I miss those good ole days.



Oops...;)

[urgeok2]

For real...This was almost 4 years ago...Most people here now don't know many of the ones mentioned

And we included ALL the names at that time

Looks like we need a NEW 'HDC Addiction' poem ;)

Urge?...Marley?

sure we can include all 9 members who actually post ..

should be a much shorter poem :)

[GorePhobia]

We already like Voltron,
He takes us back to the 80's,
And Gore tries to mack on,
All of Horror's hot 'ladies'

This was NOT TRUE AT ALL!!!

lol

[Dante'sInferno]

This place is like candy.






Candy covered in crack.

[The_Return]

Man...this is making me all nostalgic :(

[ChronoGrl]

Free of flash and imitation
sweat shines from every pore
tampon wings unfold
behold my spit as it soars.



i fixed the last verse for you ...

Why is it in this thread your icon does the licky face, but you are still everywhere else? :confused:

[urgeok2]

Why is it in this thread your icon does the licky face, but you are still everywhere else? :confused:


dunno - something changed ..

some people changed their avs after the change and couldnt get their old ones back..

i remember crabapple (filmmaker2) being stuck with a christmas av :)

[newb]

Why is it in this thread your icon does the licky face, but you are still everywhere else? :confused:

That was his old name..urgeok

the new name=urgeok2....has no tongue






yeah....his wife is a bit disappointed as well

[ChronoGrl]

That was his old name..urgeok

the new name=urgeok2....has no tongue






yeah....his wife is a bit disappointed as well

Wow, hanging up the tongue there, huh?

...

There's a joke in there somewhere...

[Dude Guadalupe]

This was NOT TRUE AT ALL!!!

lol

Only the ugly ones then?