lookin for a girl friend.

[wiseguy]

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion,
so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried
all the time and threatened suicide.
So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring.
She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her
feet planted firmly on the ground and married her.
She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

[Vodstok]

That is funny. :)

I have one. Im only 28. Im a happy man. :)

[urgeok]

jesus, thank god that turned into a joke .. i thought the thread was going to be some teen beat ann landers advice to the lovelorn abomination :)

[tachii]

yeah, you could do that, but then what are you going to look for next after you find something wrong with her

[tachii]

girl with a bigg ass?

[EXTR3MIST]

looking for a girl with big tits.

Well, I'm sure a horror forum with provide you with one of those.

What's your telephone number?

[ShankS]

Originally posted by wiseguy



I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.


jeeez ......why didnt you ask me, I could have told you that, and saved you typing the rest of the thread :D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ShankS
jeeez ......why didnt you ask me, I could have told you that, and saved you typing the rest of the thread :D

are you still involved in that 'beer flavoured tits in a bottle' project ? :)

[ShankS]

Originally posted by urgeok
are you still involved in that 'beer flavoured tits in a bottle' project ? :)


yeah, still cant figure out why it tastes of breast milk lol

[The STE]

Originally posted by Vodstok
That is funny. :)

I have one. Im only 28. Im a happy man. :)

I do, too, and I'm 10 years younger. If only she were 18, too :(

[Vodstok]

Yeah, those big-hootered 9 year olds can get you into some trouble..:D

Just messing with ya.

[The STE]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Yeah, those big-hootered 9 year olds can get you into some trouble..:D

Just messing with ya.

9, 15, all the same

[FairyKorpes]

Gawd i hope my girls a man hating dyke lesbians lol

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Gawd i hope my girls a man hating dyke lesbians lol I have an aunt who falls into that category, and she STILL manages to end up dealing with all the same shit as a straight woman

[FairyKorpes]

Ok let me rephrase this, i want them to be unappealing to men.;)

[Hate_Breeder]

Good to see the bullshits still going on :)

[Gothic-chick]

Originally posted by wiseguy
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion,
so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried
all the time and threatened suicide.
So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring.
She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her
feet planted firmly on the ground and married her.
She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.




that was really funny! :D

[Carpe Noctem]

Originally posted by wiseguy
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion,
so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried
all the time and threatened suicide.
So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring.
She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her
feet planted firmly on the ground and married her.
She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

Take the hint life is shoving up your ass and quit now.

If it's big tits you want, check out the nearest McDonalds...lots of woman with..."big body parts" there.

[Cheeba V2.0]

Hangs out getting surrounded by faggots, and picks up fat chicks at McDs....Ladies, line up...:rolleyes:

[wiseguy]

can't believe no busty babes from this forum has offered their services to me. im in shock :eek:


;)