y am i so pale?

[Gren the cake]

so i went to the walmart with my friend cuz i had to go potty. i got done and went to wash my hands and i looked in the mirror

i wasnt light, i was white. WHITE I TELL YOU. i mean hello, IM FILIIPINA. so i blinked a few times, checked again and yep.. still white.

i know i got light but how the hell did i turn white? maybe im being tricked, either there cuz it was all fluorescent lights, or at home cuz we have the crappy yellowish type bulbs. or is it the fluorescent that was it? i look in the mirror in just plain sunlight and i dotn look white.

or maybe cuz its like 50 degree here in san diego so thats why??

Y Y Y Y Y Y!!??!?!?!?!?!?!

i asked buddy boy im like 'im pale as fuck huh' and he looks at me funny like '.. uhh.. yahhhhh' and i was like dAMN. so maybe if i go in the sun i can get some color? but then ill get burnt. THIS SUCKS

[MichaelMyers]

Giantess gren.

[The STE]

never go by mirrors in rooms with florescent lights

[Cheeba V2.0]

Fake-ass biatch...

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by The STE
never go by mirrors in rooms with florescent lights

Probably right.

This hasn't nothing to do with your comment
I can't stand people that say "wow, you're really white". or people that get that fake tan. They look like shit. Don't get sun tans, they'll give you cancer.

I know a lot of mexicans that look white, and you wouldn't even know they're from mexico.

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by Cheeba V2.0
Fake-ass biatch...

??? you're smart ...

[The STE]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
Don't get sun tans, they'll give you cancer.

THANK YOU! Sun tans = radiation poisoning.

[WaR38]

That happened to Michael Jackson also, and now every one calls him a freak.

http://www.derok.net/derek3/images/grill/michael_jackson_baby.jpg

[The STE]

well, yeah, but he dangles babies

[Cheeba V2.0]

Sedated Replica...

It's called a joke, you stupid fuck. Not that you didn't see that (probably), right? It's just a continuation of you not liking me for no apparent reason...not that I really care. As far as I'[m concerned, you're just some stupid new fuck that likes to come in trying to bait people into some kind of reaction.
Here's my reaction - Anybody who's known me a little longer than you would know that what I said was more than likely a joke, that's why there's been no negative reply, other than yours.

I apologise in advance if you find this post boring. I hear that hammering nails through your wrists is pretty exciting, you could always try that...?

[Gren the cake]

yeh i asked my friend and she said i not that pale

i think it was the combo fluorescet lights and the extreme cold

:cool:

[Death By Jell-O]

Or maybe you're just white, and you don't know it yet...

[bloodrayne]

THIS is PALE (and it's even worse with the sun shining on my face)....But, it doesn't bother me...I'm used to it...

[Gren the cake]

BUT IM ASIAN! :mad:

:p

[urgeok]

asians are becoming paler you know ..
There was a time ages ago when there was a distinct difference in colour .. so much so that the chinese (cantonese) refer to whites a gui-lo (probably not spelled right - sounds like gwhy-low) which translates to 'Ghost-Man'
But now there is absolutely no difference in skin tone - at least with the asians i see here in canada ..

I'm sure things are different now with people living in a north american climate .. or even in Hong Kong where everyone is living indoors in a big city all the time.

you get your colour from the sun .. everyone does ..
and we just dont spend the time outdoors like we did years ago .. even for those of you that live in warmer climes ..

[Vodstok]

Fluff, you did something wrong and you are being punished, its that simple :)

[tachii]

why should color matter?
just be happy you are alive and still have your health, or youth

[urgeok]

Originally posted by tachii
why should color matter?
just be happy you are alive and still have your health, or youth


absolutely !
can you imagine if you were transparent ??

well come to think of it, i do know a few people that are...



i hate eating lunch with them ..

[tachii]

lunch?
what's that?

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by tachii
lunch?
what's that? Salad :D

[bwind22]

Bloodrayne used a fake tan when she took her avatar photo! It's so obvious! ;)

Also, Fluff is a cracka ass cracka.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by bwind22
Bloodrayne used a fake tan when she took her avatar photo! It's so obvious! ;) LOL...Everyone knows my digicam is SHIT for lighting...Look, I'm even YELLOW...

[Vodstok]

the truth is out! Bloodrayne is really Mia Sara from LEgend!

http://www.filmfreakcentral.net/dvdreviews/legendcap1.jpg

[tachii]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Salad :D



saaaallllaaaaddd (tries to think)
nope, doesn't sound familiar

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Vodstok
the truth is out! Bloodrayne is really Mia Sara from LEgend!

http://www.filmfreakcentral.net/dvdreviews/legendcap1.jpg LMAO.....Hmm, actually...I think I COULD kinda look like that...








@Tachii...That was a joke, held over from another thread :)

[tachii]

that would explain why it didn't sound familiar:D

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by tachii
that would explain why it didn't sound familiar:D Yeah...It actually had more to do with large male appendages...............Mostly....feet;) :D

[tachii]

hmmmm, the mind is such a creative device, is it not?

[_Leatha_Face_]

Tanning Bed......

[urgeok]

Originally posted by tachii
hmmmm, the mind is such a creative device, is it not?


well, its the ONLY creative device :)

[tachii]

the original creative device, yes
but is the internet not also a creative device
manifisted by the mind of man
source of entertainment or knowledge

[urgeok]

Originally posted by tachii
the original creative device, yes
but is the internet not also a creative device
manifisted by the mind of man
source of entertainment or knowledge

well, its a creative tool, but it does not have the power to create without a mind behind it ...

i'm just being an uber-literal shit disturber :)

[Vodstok]

Ive been told im a creative tool.....

[tachii]

:D well, lets all just celebrate:D

[Gren the cake]

but see i used to be damn milk chocolate bar

then i turned all light. and its just recently i found out i was white

i try to avoid the sun but try to get like 5 min utes a day. i guess id rather be white than to have that damn rash id get otherwise

but shit. i dont even look ALIVE anymore. well, my lips r red at least.

im still sexy tho ;)

and damnit vod. i think i deserve MUCH worse than a little michaeljacksonitis for what ive done. christ, im a horrible person.

EDIT: think ill go take a pic now. its daytime, se what its like in the daylight. ill trya nd put something nice on.... or not

[Angelakillsluts]

Most people on this forum are a little on the pale side. You're probably one of the least pale people on here fluff. :p

[Gren the cake]

yeh/.. CUZ IM ASIAN

but im damn pale. anyway, i just took 140 pics of myself. so now im gona find some and post a cuple

[Angelakillsluts]

Well yeah, but I mean I think most of us are paler by white standards than you are by asian standards.

Paler's probably not a word, but I don't care... :p

[Gren the cake]

it is!!

pale1 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pl)
n.
A stake or pointed stick; a picket.
A fence enclosing an area.
The area enclosed by a fence or boundary.

A region or district lying within an imposed boundary or constituting a separate jurisdiction.
Pale The medieval dominions of the English in Ireland. Used with the.
Heraldry. A wide vertical band in the center of an escutcheon.

tr.v. paled, pal·ing, pales
To enclose with pales; fence in.

Idiom:
beyond the pale
Irrevocably unacceptable or unreasonable: behavior that was quite beyond the pale.

pale2 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pl)
adj. pal·er, pal·est
Whitish in complexion; pallid.

Of a low intensity of color; light.
Having high lightness and low saturation.
Of a low intensity of light; dim or faint: “a late afternoon sun coming through the el tracks and falling in pale oblongs on the cracked, empty sidewalks” (Jimmy Breslin).
Feeble; weak: a pale rendition of the aria.

[Gren the cake]

wil replace this with pics when im done

OK the box was too big see im just not trying to bombard u with ibg ass pics of me LOL. theres like 10...

[Gren the cake]

K try again NEW BOX!
A HA! this box is better. K ill get to work on collage NOW

i put a buncha pics, i put my arm in ther so u could see. also, depending on how i had the camera angled i turned out whiter or yellower.

also, in the standing pics by the door, i had the yellow bulb lights on. the other ones is me layin in bed (o0o0o0o0). just sunlight, no lights

oh. and i dint have nothin nice to wear. soi just got prety much naked. thats always a good rule of thumb. i believe.

[Angelakillsluts]

Bring on the big ass pics. :D

[Gren the cake]

NO

that would be homo.

but i have a feeling the collage i just made is too small :( . will put it in the ^^^^ above.

ok. i dont thikn theyre too big or too small. but i think they get the paleness across. esp the one on the far left, second from top.

[Angelakillsluts]

They're small but I don't think you're too pale.

[Gren the cake]

i think i was much whiter the other night. i think it was teh kaldness!

[Angelakillsluts]

Probably.

[urgeok]

holy smokes .. an angels face ... on a devil girl :)

[Gren the cake]

:D

they NEVER even saw it coming!!!!! ill post a couple larger ones jst to get a better idea.

well. maybe

[bwind22]

cracka ass cracka

why don't you just embrace your inner honky?

[Vodstok]

Fluff likes white dudes, so her "inner honkey" is whoever she is banging at the moment. i imagine she embraces them.

That was so fucking off color, im glad she has a good sense of humor....

[bwind22]

'Off color' as in possessing the qualities of potential social unacceptance?

...

Or 'off color' like Fluff, who is supposed to be Asian, but in actuality, is now white?

[Vodstok]

The first one. Although, i guess the second applies too :)

[Steve_Hutchison]

I'll tell you what is going on. It's make believe. You want to believe and make believe you're a vampire. I hear that a lot.

[Gren the cake]

holy guacafucking mole vod.... do i LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE my white boys *druel*

NO im not a vampire. not a hot topic one either. thats jus lame

actually, the guy im 'banging' .... ..... hahaha! at the moment, kinda looks like he culda be part... latin of some sort, or even middle eastern. but hes straight up fuckin german.

and apparently im the first asian hes ever gone out with. AWWRIGHT!

neway, i think he may be slightly tanner than me which is sad. ill try and get pics of me and him next time i see him, its just scary thoug cuz hes goofier than i am. a lot more annoying too. well, hes annoying with his hands whereas im anoying with my mouth. so i guess it evens out

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
holy guacafucking mole vod.... do i LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE my white boys *druel*

NO im not a vampire. not a hot topic one either. thats jus lame

actually, the guy im 'banging' .... ..... hahaha! at the moment, kinda looks like he culda be part... latin of some sort, or even middle eastern. but hes straight up fuckin german.

and apparently im the first asian hes ever gone out with. AWWRIGHT!

neway, i think he may be slightly tanner than me which is sad. ill try and get pics of me and him next time i see him, its just scary thoug cuz hes goofier than i am. a lot more annoying too. well, hes annoying with his hands whereas im anoying with my mouth. so i guess it evens out

all those that would like to be annoyed by Grens mouth .. put your hands up :)

[Gren the cake]

o0o0o00 u nasty!!!

anyways, this the annoying as in i never shut up kind of annoying. so DUNNO who would like that

not that any of u could handle it anyway!! (few can)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
o0o0o00 u nasty!!!

anyways, this the annoying as in i never shut up kind of annoying. so DUNNO who would like that

not that any of u could handle it anyway!! (few can)

i get that all the time ..
i just like communicating ... but yeah i never shut up.

[Gren the cake]

Originally posted by urgeok
i get that all the time ..
i just like communicating ... but yeah i never shut up.

i bet i can outcommunicate you ANY DAY OF THE WEEK

i can never stop. its a sick, sick thing (as is my whiteboy obsession. so ive been told)

[Carpe Noctem]

My face isn't pale because that's the only part of my body exposed to daylight. I always wear long sleeved shirts and if I'm not, I got my hoodie on. Plus I never wear shorts. So...yeah...my body is pale and sickly.

[Gren the cake]

thats hot