ducks

[Gren the cake]

we were having a great discussion with nice pictures then it turnd into name calling and got closed

so i say. make a new one!

[Gren the cake]

:D

[Arioch]

Ducks are the shit....ive heard they are mean and will attack you tho....

That was from an ex-girlfriend tho, so i dont know how true that is...

[Angelakillsluts]

These are what all the ducks around here look like... but uglier

http://www.stockphotography.co.uk/Upload/Stock/Previews/5638.jpg

[urgeok]

apparently angela lives very close to a nuclear power plant

[Arioch]

AHHH!!!!!!!

[Angelakillsluts]

I swear to god they look just like that except dirtier because the water is all polluted to hell.

I've seen them chase little kids, they're pure evil too.

[Gren the cake]

i like all kinds of ducks, even those ones! ive feed them before and theyre nice

i have pics of some here but i hafto resize those bitches. ill get to work tonight or otmororw :):):)

the one in the pic of me and the duck is named dillan. some old lady trained him so if u tap ur thigh he will come to u. but i cant pet him he bites me. he wont bite her htough

maybe cuz im not old ugly and white like she is. oh, wrinkled too.

[urgeok]

you need a better class of ducks ..

here, borrow one of mine ...
its a canadian duck ..

[Angelakillsluts]

I shouldn't shun those ducks for their ugliness, but I do.

[Gren the cake]

DO YOU SHUN UGLY PEPLE TOO! :mad:

now THAT canadian duck is dope!! he can team up with dudley!

[urgeok]

thats right !

grab their hockey sticks and open up a canadian can of whoop ass on your pitiful menagerie :)

[Angelakillsluts]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
DO YOU SHUN UGLY PEPLE TOO! :mad:

now THAT canadian duck is dope!! he can team up with dudley!

Only people that look like this:

http://www.stockphotography.co.uk/Upload/Stock/Previews/5638.jpg

I still shouldn't, :( those ducks are just like the others.

[urgeok]

if i saw something like that about 5'5", i'd run like hell

[Angelakillsluts]

I'd be right behind ya. :p

[urgeok]

lead it right to a chinese restaurant.

it'd be the main course in 10 minutes.

[Gren the cake]

dude. theres a guy that DOES look like that

portwine birthmarks or something.. i saw it on discoery channel

id find a pic but im umm.. busy..........

[urgeok]

you having cybersex ?

[Gren the cake]

NO

im glueing PICs in PHOTOSHOP thank YOU!

............. nastiness................ :cool:

[mayoisthedevil]

i was driving around once and saw a man walking a duck. it was at night so the man had a flashlight for him/her? looked just like the one you posted gren

[Vodstok]

When i lived in Germany, i saw a fish bite a duck.

No kidding, a big ol' carp bit a duck right on the foot. It wanted some bread that people were tossing in, and the duck ate it, so the fish bit him. the duck freaked out.

Ever see a duck afraid of water? Its odd.

[urgeok]

vod .. where the hell have you been ??

[Vodstok]

Vacation. AT home. Busy.

No duicks this past week, but we have a river that goes through our back yard, and we had a duck a few months ago :D

[urgeok]

when ducklings (or goslings) are born on the St Laurence River where i lived (right across from new york state) they might have 12 hatchlings - but if 5 or 6 survive they are doing well ..

the pike eat them in the water and racoons try to get them on the land.



geese are tough ass birds - was tougher than ducks ..

and swans ... that are the toughest water fowl of them all ..

thats the only bird like that that bothers me ..

they hiss and those big long necks bring their beaks right up to head level.

geese and ducks though .... nah ... its hard to be afraid of something with no claws or teeth, that you could kick like a football

[Vodstok]

Funniest bird name:
"Swallow"

Hey, swallows and ducks (and a goose) are all birds that are also verbs... Imagine that :D

[urgeok]

if a stork brings babys ...
what kind of bird brings no babys ?


a swallow ..

[Angelakillsluts]

lol

[urgeok]

morning angela !
you're too young to get that joke :)

right ?

[Angelakillsluts]

Oh... of course ;)

[urgeok]

thats my girl :)

[Angelakillsluts]

Oh wait no, I'm not 10. :-*

[urgeok]

well you look so young in your avatar :)

[Angelakillsluts]

I used to make avatars or only change avatars if I found a really good one.

Now I'm getting lazy because I just typed in "gothic avatar" and this was on the first page.

I like it though, better than my last one... Which I can't even remember what it was.

[urgeok]

i'm kind of fond of mine these days too ..
its hard not to like like a giant fake forest creature with enormous nuts.

[Vodstok]

If only you could use the whole thing (i love the fake surprised look on the japanese girl's face)

[urgeok]

i tried but it's too big ...

man i laughed when i saw that thing :)

[yourlastmistake]

A friend of mine had a cure for noisy ducks. He used to live in a house boat on Lake Lanier. Sometimes ducks would come around the boat early in the morning quacking and carrying on. He would stuff some Aqua-Seltzer in pieces of bread and feed it to them. As soon as they swallowed that stuff they had their heads down gulping water. They would take in a mouth full of water, then extend their necks out as far as possible, shake their heads back and forth and repeat this process over and over. Kinda mean I guess, but it served its purpose. Worked great for shutting up noisy ducks.

[hellfire1]

:D

[Angelakillsluts]

haha