Fights

[Chainsaw Guy]

Recent fights in your life. They may be arguments or actual fights ok today
Ok at P.E this kid told me i was in the wrong locker room so i started to choke him and he choked me so i punched him and gave him a black eye
Then on the bus this high schooler was giving me shit so i punched him in the nose and made it bleed. Then i got asked out by a high schooler (Im in the 8th grade) and she said she wanted ot suck my Dick SCORE

[Death By Jell-O]

Sounds like someone needs to go to Anger Management.....:D

[Chainsaw Guy]

Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
Sounds like someone needs to go to Anger Management.....:D

Why ruin the fun and not get any girls??? :confused: :confused:

[bloodrayne]

mmhmmm......

[meetthecreeper]

Not recently, on occasion I think of shanking someone.

What goes on the prison yard stays in the prison yard.

[The STE]

Originally posted by Chainsaw Guy
Im in the 8th grade

Yep, that explains it

[GorePhobia]

i'd love to whoop someones ass but no one gives me a reason too lol

[urgeok]

its funny but when i saw the thread title 'fights'
i thought it was yet another commentary on the latest forum shenanigans

I do have a good fight story though ..
one i can tell my kid as a moral thingy .. but times have changed so it probably wont be too relevant.

When i was back in late highschool (when dinosaurs roamed the earth) a buddy of mine asked me to help DJ dances at the Rowing club as a series of fund raisers. (i had a shitpile of records even then)
We were doing really well with them but sooner or later the inevitable happens and we got a guy acting like an asshole that had to be thrown out.
Since then he started messing with me at school .. trying to goad me into a fight .. pushing me in the halls.
I was 6'2" then .. i didnt fight .. a big guy has nothing to gain by kicking the snot out of a smaller guy .. so i avoided fighting and the odd stupid person took that for me being a pussy.

One day i had enough (he shoved me into a locker) so i grabbed the front of his shirt and swung my fist at his face .. intentionally missing it by 1/8 of an inch - and hitting the locker as hard as i could .. right across the vents .. which dented in and cut my hands.
I shook my bloody fist in his face saying .. next time this goes into your fucking mouth .... and the guy turned white.

never bothered me again .. even tried to be my buddy.
It was the perfect way to gain respect without getting into a fight.
Nowadays the guy would pull a gun out of his locker and blow my brains out ... but thats progress.

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by Chainsaw Guy
Recent fights in your life. They may be arguments or actual fights ok today
Ok at P.E this kid told me i was in the wrong locker room so i started to choke him and he choked me so i punched him and gave him a black eye
Then on the bus this high schooler was giving me shit so i punched him in the nose and made it bleed. Then i got asked out by a high schooler (Im in the 8th grade) and she said she wanted ot suck my Dick SCORE

your up and not in the cool way.. you choked a guy fro telling you were in the wrong locker room? what kind of thing is that to fight about? sounds gay to me.. and the bus thing. unless he hit you first you should not have hit him no matter what the crap he was saying.. just because you can beat some one up does not give you the right to..


as for the girl:D

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by Chainsaw Guy
Why ruin the fun and not get any girls??? :confused: :confused:

ok IMO the best girls are the non sluts meaning they don't to anything un till marrige or 2years. they are the kind that keep realtionships alive. sluts are good for a while but never for long time relationships.. personally i hae sluts i bleive they should all die a slow painful death:mad:

[Gren the cake]

i been hanging out with an ex bf and fightin him. its fun, kinda shitty, but fun.

and no. its not RE. lol

[Chainsaw Guy]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
they don't to anything un till marrige or 2years


hahahahahahahah
oh wait your serious

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by Chainsaw Guy
hahahahahahahah
oh wait your serious

yes im for real.. i like woman like that if you rush into sexx your relation ship is doomed from the start i like to wait till i know i want to spent a major portion of my life with her

[Gren the cake]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
yes im for real.. i like woman like that if you rush into sexx your relation ship is doomed from the start i like to wait till i know i want to spent a major portion of my life with her

awwwwwwww

ur probbaly gonna change ur mind later in life but awwwwwww

:*)

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by Chainsaw Guy
Recent fights in your life. They may be arguments or actual fights ok today
Ok at P.E this kid told me i was in the wrong locker room so i started to choke him and he choked me so i punched him and gave him a black eye
Then on the bus this high schooler was giving me shit so i punched him in the nose and made it bleed. Then i got asked out by a high schooler (Im in the 8th grade) and she said she wanted ot suck my Dick SCORE

ahahahahahaha LMAO :D The stories these young'in come up with nowadays......I bet that chick was a real prize winner if she was in high school and the only dick she could get was from a junior high kid.........halarious :D Go get 'em kid.....:rolleyes:

[bwind22]

Originally posted by Chainsaw Guy
Recent fights in your life. They may be arguments or actual fights ok today
Ok at P.E this kid told me i was in the wrong locker room so i started to choke him and he choked me so i punched him and gave him a black eye
Then on the bus this high schooler was giving me shit so i punched him in the nose and made it bleed. Then i got asked out by a high schooler (Im in the 8th grade) and she said she wanted ot suck my Dick SCORE

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[chaplain]

Originally posted by bwind22
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[massacre man]

Originally posted by The STE
Yep, that explains it i'm in 8th grade too ! :eek:

[massacre man]

Originally posted by urgeok

I was 6'2" then .. i didnt fight .. a big guy has nothing to gain by kicking the snot out of a smaller guy yes i believe that but i'm taller so people think i will always be fighting (6"5') too too tall people think i'm an employee at the school

[Amalthea]

Back in 1993 was I throwing one of my friends I often confronted from school up against a metal wardrope at work, and I got away quickly as his boss had to sit on him to hold him down, as he kicked and yelled.
In march 2000 was I dancing to Eiffel 65´s Move Your Body aboard Stena Line´s disco a late evening, and I nearly got involved in a fight as a guy pushed his girlfriend over to me in anger, but they got quickly shown out.

[Gothic-chick]

Originally posted by Chainsaw Guy
Recent fights in your life. They may be arguments or actual fights ok today
Ok at P.E this kid told me i was in the wrong locker room so i started to choke him and he choked me so i punched him and gave him a black eye
Then on the bus this high schooler was giving me shit so i punched him in the nose and made it bleed. Then i got asked out by a high schooler (Im in the 8th grade) and she said she wanted ot suck my Dick SCORE

I say be a good boy, stop fighting and just say no to the slutty girl...:)

[Chainsaw Guy]

update:Girl kicked to the curb and im now single again

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
your up and not in the cool way.. you choked a guy fro telling you were in the wrong locker room? what kind of thing is that to fight about? sounds gay to me.. and the bus thing. unless he hit you first you should not have hit him no matter what the crap he was saying.. just because you can beat some one up does not give you the right to..

I have to agree with Friday13thfan on this one.

Your going to be a tough guy until you pick on the wrong guy.
Than you will get your ass handed.
I train in kick-boxing and jiu-jitsu, I don't believe in fighting unless you have no choice! just chill out man.

As for the girl, I bet she was ass ugly. 8th graders start at the bottom of the tree

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
As for the girl, I bet she was ass ugly. 8th graders start at the bottom of the tree

You're cool.

[FreddyC.Krueger]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
yes im for real.. i like woman like that if you rush into sexx your relation ship is doomed from the start i like to wait till i know i want to spent a major portion of my life with her That's what we all say until it happens. Good luck though, but if you wait to long and don't give her enough sexual pleasures lust will get before love and she'll give the pleasures of sex from someone else. Trust me, not something you want to go through. I say wait till your married then the second you both say I do make her scream do me. Just take her in the closet or something. Or if you really need a bed put the peddle to the metal and get home A.S.A.P.

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
You're cool.

:cool:

yeah a highschool girl that wants to suck a 8th graders dick, I bet she's hot man. :rolleyes:

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
I have to agree with Friday13thfan on this one.

Your going to be a tough guy until you pick on the wrong guy.
Than you will get your ass handed.
I train in kick-boxing and jiu-jitsu, I don't believe in fighting unless you have no choice! just chill out man.

As for the girl, I bet she was ass ugly. 8th graders start at the bottom of the tree


i trained in running away and screaming like a little girl !

[Sedated_replica]

A lot of street fights start and end with someone being sucker punched. Fighting can be deadly, Every year a lot people get killed but thinking they're badass. Its pointless...

[urgeok]

a friend of mine is a black belt 7th dan (or above - whatever the level is that you could run your own dojo) in ti kwan do (i dont know how to spell that)

he was showing a novice a kick and a block and the novice grabbed his leg a funny way and badly hurt it ... by accident.

shit happens at any level.

[Gren the cake]

Originally posted by urgeok
a friend of mine is a black belt 7th dan (or above - whatever the level is that you could run your own dojo) in ti kwan do (i dont know how to spell that)

thats hot. i wish i could do that shit

one day...

[mayoisthedevil]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
thats hot. i wish i could do that shit

one day...

me dos.

sometimes, i get violent urges to hit, punch, kick, shove, or pound someone's face into the ground...sometimes i can't hold back so i get into a big crowd and "accidentally" shove someone.

[Gren the cake]

Originally posted by mayoisthedevil
me dos.

sometimes, i get violent urges to hit, punch, kick, shove, or pound someone's face into the ground...sometimes i can't hold back so i get into a big crowd and "accidentally" shove someone.

ME TOO!!

i GET ANGRY!!!!

KRISTIN ANGRY. KRISTIN SMASH! :D

[urgeok]

Kristin fall down ! :)

[Gren the cake]

HEYYY!!! :mad:

[urgeok]

please ! not the pink plush octopus :)

[Gren the cake]

:D

[urgeok]

that doesnt look like a fight ...

i guess where there is no lush long hair .. the ears will have to do :)

[Gren the cake]

LOLOLOL!! i got prenty of hair!!

ill take pics. probbaly this week. i hafto go out with some dude tonight...

no time for piccies :(

[urgeok]

awwww next time then :)

yeeehaw ! :)

[Angelakillsluts]

Originally posted by The STE
Yep, that explains it

LOL!

btw You're Sam the Egg right? I don't think you answered me before.

[Arioch]

friend of mine is a black belt 7th dan (or above - whatever the level is that you could run your own dojo) in ti kwan do (i dont know how to spell tha

Its 3rd kue in Shotokan, but you have to have some previous experience as an instructor....

[Chainsaw Guy]

Update: Another bloody nose after i dragon kicked a kid

[Angelakillsluts]

lol... thanks for the update.

[Chainsaw Guy]

Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
lol... thanks for the update.


No problem

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Chainsaw Guy
Update: Another bloody nose after i dragon kicked a kid
can I come to Death Valley and have a fight with you?

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by Chainsaw Guy
Update: Another bloody nose after i dragon kicked a kid




if some one acts tough or hits other ppl then they are the coward inside

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
if some one acts tough or hits other ppl then they are the coward inside

Ok there Dr. Phil ;)

[Angelakillsluts]

I like how is usertitle reads "Billy Badass" when that's usually used to poke fun at people that think they're hardcore. :p

[urgeok]

you mean a mod or someone put that there ! haw !!!

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Ok there Dr. Phil ;)


god i hate that dude..

he always has ppl on the show that do their cousans and tells them not to do each other.. hell i could do that:rolleyes:


im just speaking the truth and the truth is that all tough acting ppl are really whiny bitches in real life

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
god i hate that dude..

he always has ppl on the show that do their cousans and tells them not to do each other.. hell i could do that:rolleyes:


im just speaking the truth and the truth is that all tough acting ppl are really whiny bitches in real life

Uhh i think you're thinking of Jerry Springer. Dr.Phil is awesome, especially with children.

Tough acting people where? Everyone whines, in some way or another.