college fuckin rulz

[gren]

check out the questions i get to answer

[gren]

werd

[gren]

we get one of these every test. midterms too. fuckin sweet

[gren]

this one was tricky since it did not have (hint: answer is true) on it

but it was kinda obvious since this was in the test for the Rape chapter

[Iniquity]

Ummmmm they dont make you wear a helmet and shinguards at this "college" do they?

[urgeok]

it sounds like a 'special school' to me

[MichaelMyers]

Kind of like Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL.

"Below Me".

[gren]

criminal law courses taught by retired cops... and in this case ONLINE...

they like to make it ez for us. on account the bulk of people in these classes are fuckin middle aged single parents fightin for custody (like.. 5 in the last class i was in, and people ask me why the fuck i cant make friends in these classes HA!)

they ask some good ones ill show ya cuz shit im in actuality a pretty smart chick.. (ya, i can hardly believe it either)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by gren
criminal law courses taught by retired cops... and in this case ONLINE...

they like to make it ez for us. on account the bulk of people in these classes are fuckin middle aged single parents fightin for custody (like.. 5 in the last class i was in, and people ask me why the fuck i cant make friends in these classes HA!)

they ask some good ones ill show ya cuz shit im in actuality a pretty smart chick.. (ya, i can hardly believe it either)

lets see the challenging ones !

[Arioch]

Mine are usually pretty easy but i got 2 huge projects comming up that i gotta get started on....sucks for me...

[gren]

Originally posted by urgeok
lets see the challenging ones ! \

YOUU WAIT!

These are True/false

1. Motive is a legally required element of any first-degree murder.

2. Malice aforethought is a necessary element of both first and second degree murder.

3. Premeditation is a necessary element which must be proven in kidnapping

4. A person who compels a cab driver to take them to another part of town against the cab drivers will, has committed kidnapping.

5. In Texas, it is illegal to put graffiti on someone else’s cow. (Hint: It is True) lolz

6. It is a felony to posses a disguised firearm-type device which is not immediately recognizable as a firearm.

7. A person who carriers a loaded firearm in the State Capitol area is guilty of a misdemeanor.

8. A firearm is considered loaded in the State Capitol area if the gun and the ammunition are in possession of the same person.

9. One can be guilty of felonious homicide by omitting an act which proximately causes the victim’s death.

10. The term “homicide” refers to the killing of a human being or fetus which may not necessarily be a crime.

see??? not THAT easy. any takers?

[urgeok]

the title of the post is funny ..when you think about it ..

college fukin rulz ..



its like saying 'i luv speling klas !' :)

[gren]

Originally posted by Arioch
Mine are usually pretty easy but i got 2 huge projects comming up that i gotta get started on....sucks for me...

check out MY project.

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[urgeok]

These are True/false

1. Motive is a legally required element of any first-degree murder.

true

2. Malice aforethought is a necessary element of both first and second degree murder.

true

3. Premeditation is a necessary element which must be proven in kidnapping

true

4. A person who compels a cab driver to take them to another part of town against the cab drivers will, has committed kidnapping.

highjacking ?

5. In Texas, it is illegal to put graffiti on someone else’s cow. (Hint: It is True) lolz

6. It is a felony to posses a disguised firearm-type device which is not immediately recognizable as a firearm.

true

7. A person who carriers a loaded firearm in the State Capitol area is guilty of a misdemeanor.

true

8. A firearm is considered loaded in the State Capitol area if the gun and the ammunition are in possession of the same person.

true

9. One can be guilty of felonious homicide by omitting an act which proximately causes the victim’s death.

true

10. The term “homicide” refers to the killing of a human being or fetus which may not necessarily be a crime.

true

see??? not THAT easy. any takers?

[gren]

Originally posted by urgeok
the title of the post is funny ..when you think about it ..

college fukin rulz ..



its like saying 'i luv speling klas !' :)

College is excellent.

u fuckin canadaian.. LOL

ah snap there i done did it again!

[urgeok]

Originally posted by gren
College is excellent.

u fuckin canadaian.. LOL

ah snap there i done did it again!

a proud canadian !
the most kick ass country on the planet.
It is the ONLY country worth mentioning !
Canada RULZ !

(i'm trying to break that meek, polite, non-arrogant canadian image)

[gren]

urge. got 4 wrong. ill post the answers later in case any one else wants to try ;)

but im sure they wont want to cuz they r CHICKEN SHIT AHHHHHHHH HAHAHHAHA!!! werd :)

[gren]

Originally posted by urgeok
(i'm trying to break that meek, polite, non-arrogant canadian image)

when Gren thinks of canadian this what she sees

[FairyKorpes]

These are True/false

1. Motive is a legally required element of any first-degree murder.

True

2. Malice aforethought is a necessary element of both first and second degree murder.

False

3. Premeditation is a necessary element which must be proven in kidnapping.

False

4. A person who compels a cab driver to take them to another part of town against the cab drivers will, has committed kidnapping.

True

5. In Texas, it is illegal to put graffiti on someone else’s cow. (Hint: It is True) lolz

6. It is a felony to posses a disguised firearm-type device which is not immediately recognizable as a firearm.

True

7. A person who carriers a loaded firearm in the State Capitol area is guilty of a misdemeanor.

False

8. A firearm is considered loaded in the State Capitol area if the gun and the ammunition are in possession of the same person.

True

9. One can be guilty of felonious homicide by omitting an act which proximately causes the victim’s death.

True

10. The term “homicide” refers to the killing of a human being or fetus which may not necessarily be a crime.

False

[dantehorrorfan]

Originally posted by gren
when Gren thinks of canadian this what she sees LMFAO!!!!!

[gren]

Fairy: good job, 3 wrong!

[urgeok]

i only got 4 wrong ?

[gren]

Originally posted by urgeok
i only got 4 wrong ?

lol yupz!!

dante... the world in my eyes is a fucked up world indeed.

[urgeok]

look how smart we canadians are ! and on an american law course to boot !

everything is legal up here ..

topless women in public
dope smoking
gay marriages
octopus wrestling

[dantehorrorfan]

sqid wrestling WTF?????!!!!!!

[dantehorrorfan]

Originally posted by dantehorrorfan
octupus wrestling WTF?????!!!!!! son of a bitch

[gren]

LOL but u got to remember this is fuckin CALIFORNIA law.... supposedly we have some fucked up shit goin on up in here.

and for the record.... octopus wrestling is something called umm lets see ANIMAL CRUELTY!! :mad:

[urgeok]

Originally posted by gren
LOL but u got to remember this is fuckin CALIFORNIA law.... supposedly we have some fucked up shit goin on up in here.

and for the record.... octopus wrestling is something called umm lets see ANIMAL CRUELTY!! :mad:

are you crazy, 8 arms to 2 and thats cruel to the octopus !!??

just because we do in on land under a sunlamp ?

[dantehorrorfan]

Originally posted by gren
LOL but u got to remember this is fuckin CALIFORNIA law.... supposedly we have some fucked up shit goin on up in here.

and for the record.... octopus wrestling is something called umm lets see ANIMAL CRUELTY!! :mad: Agreed.

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by gren
Fairy: good job, 3 wrong!

Yay! i bet the techie nerd.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Yay! i bet the techie nerd.


hahahaha !!
I'm not a fucking nerd ! I go outside, I play sports...
I dont wear glasses (or contacts)

Most importantly I've had sex ... lots of it.
(and no .. i'm not talking about the Widow Thumb and her 4 daughters)

And I'm barely a techie for that matter...

I'm good at movie trivia though !

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by urgeok


Most importantly I've had sex ... lots of it.
!

Had? You stud you.
:rolleyes:

*scratches*

[gren]

GO OCTOPUS!!

[urgeok]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Had? You stud you.
:rolleyes:

*scratches*


well, compared to a nerd, yeah .. :)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by gren
GO OCTOPUS!!


Thats funny :)

[gren]

octopus 1. dudley do right 0. werd

amd its NOT funy, ITZ CRUELTY!

[urgeok]

Originally posted by gren
octopus 1. dudley do right 0. werd

amd its NOT funy, ITZ CRUELTY!

please tell me that you really dont believe there is actually something called octopus wrestling ?

i'm starting to get scared !

[gren]

well shit i wouldnt put it past you!!!!!!!!!

:D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by gren
well shit i wouldnt put it past you!!!!!!!!!

:D

you're kind of disturbed ... but you've managed to make it work for you .. its somehow endearing in a bizzare way :)

[gren]

Originally posted by urgeok
you're kind of disturbed ... but you've managed to make it work for you .. its somehow endearing in a bizzare way :)

disturbed, insane, spontane, uninhibited, weird, quirky, just plain fucked up

but yeh. it definitely works for me. shit, at least im interesting right?

[bwind22]

1. Motive is a legally required element of any first-degree murder.

True

2. Malice aforethought is a necessary element of both first and second degree murder.

True

3. Premeditation is a necessary element which must be proven in kidnapping.

False

4. A person who compels a cab driver to take them to another part of town against the cab drivers will, has committed kidnapping.

False

5. In Texas, it is illegal to put graffiti on someone else’s cow. (Hint: It is True) lolz

6. It is a felony to posses a disguised firearm-type device which is not immediately recognizable as a firearm.

False

7. A person who carriers a loaded firearm in the State Capitol area is guilty of a misdemeanor.

True

8. A firearm is considered loaded in the State Capitol area if the gun and the ammunition are in possession of the same person.

True

9. One can be guilty of felonious homicide by omitting an act which proximately causes the victim’s death.

False

10. The term “homicide” refers to the killing of a human being or fetus which may not necessarily be a crime.

True

[gren]

damn bwind u suck: 5 wrong. lol

[bwind22]

Fuck that! Fo real!?

[gren]

Originally posted by bwind22
Fuck that! Fo real!?

fo real nukka. guess dat meanz u gotsta lee da law bitniss to ME!

[urgeok]

Originally posted by gren
disturbed, insane, spontane, uninhibited, weird, quirky, just plain fucked up

but yeh. it definitely works for me. shit, at least im interesting right?


yeah thats kinda what i was getting at.

So does your fan club get a decoder ring so we can decipher your damn posts !!! :)

[FairyKorpes]

I RULE BIATCH!

[gren]

Originally posted by urgeok
yeah thats kinda what i was getting at.

So does your fan club get a decoder ring so we can decipher your damn posts !!! :)

omg fan club? so now its like 5 in the fan and 300 in the hate. KICK ASS!!!!

for the few of you i will try my absolutely hardest to type as .... whatever that word is... as i can

:) SPLOOGE!

FK in the lead. i typed up the answers already but waitin to see if somebody can beat her. whoever wins get some crayons
((___(Grenola)___))>

werd. got a whole set.

NOW, im off to take another criminal law midterm! this one is a lot harder than the others though. but suck it, i got 100% on the last one!!

be back in several hours :( lol.

[gren]

:(

[gren]

o. here are the answers to the ?s

FK got the crayons :)

1. Motive is a legally required element of any first-degree murder. False

Elements of a crime are what is needed for a crime to have been committed (eg. intent and act, you cannot be penalized for just thinking).

1. unlawful killing
2. of a human being or fetus
3. with malice aforethought
4. willfull deliberate/premeditated
5. by poison, lying in wait, torture....
6. with knowing use of explosives
7. armor piercing ammunition

#5-7 indicate genuine premediation, ill will. these are the differences between 1st and 2nd degree

Motive.. which answers WHY they did it, is NOT required, although obviously it does help the case

2. Malice aforethought is a necessary element of both first and second degree murder: True

Pretty much distinguishes between doing it on purpose and on accident.

3. Premeditation is a necessary element which must be proven in kidnapping: False

In murder of 1st and 2nd degree, there is a difference between walking in on a guy raping ur child and killing him, whereas walking in, sending him away, then plotting the next 2 weeks and THEN killing him. In kidnapping, it makes no difference whether u planned this 2 weeks ago or 1 second ago.

4. A person who compels a cab driver to take them to another part of town against the cab drivers will, has committed kidnapping: True

What is kidnapping? Forcing someone against their will, to go wit u somewhere else. Doesnt matter whether or not you/they are driving, whether their using a weapon or just their words.

5. In Texas, it is illegal to put graffiti on someone else’s cow. (Hint: It is True) lolz

6. It is a felony to possess a disguised firearm-type device which is not immediately recognizable as a firearm. True

Disguised firearms big no no

7. A person who carriers a loaded firearm in the State Capitol area is guilty of a misdemeanor. False

Felony. State capital has #1 crime rate and obviously.. ITS the capitol!

8. A firearm is considered loaded in the State Capitol area if the gun and the ammunition are in possession of the same person. True

Yep. simple fact that u can snap it together jus like that.

9. One can be guilty of felonious homicide by omitting an act which proximately causes the victim’s death. True

Eg. mechanic not installing somebody brakes in correctly, not feeding ur kid etc etc. It's not always an act, but can be a FAILURE to act.

10. The term “homicide” refers to the killing of a human being or fetus which may not necessarily be a crime. True

Homicide is taking of life by human agency. Can be justifiable or excuseable as in the cases of self-defense or capital punishment. Murder is the felonious taking of a human life.

[bwind22]

Here's a question for ya Fluff...

How can Scott Peterson be charged with two murders if our court system has already determined that an unborn fetus is not a person (On the abortion issue.)?

It is my opinion that Scott Peterson should only be charged/guilty of one murder or we are saying that the fetus is a person. (Which I personally believe it is, but that's irrelevant.)

How can they say it's a person in this case, but not in any of these ones over here? That's fucked.

[gren]

1. unlawful killing
2. of a human being or fetus

california law considers a fetus as a life. not sure about the rest of the nation

as for abortion, that would fall under 'justifiable/excuseable homicide.'

i dont have the text with me, but just like in self defense or capital punishment this homicide is allowed.. so is the killing of a fetus in that sense (abortion purposes, by a licensed medical doctor)

[bwind22]

Our laws are fucking stupid.

They are inconsistent from state to state and half of them don't make any sense.

[Gren the cake]

they are inconsistent becuase each state is allowed to make thier own laws, therefore limiting federal control

of course there are the GENERAL ideas eg murder, rape bad.. its just mainly the elements and such that are diff

just like how certain states have disallowed gay marriage. fit the needs of the people, i guess is one way of puttin it.

im doing criminal law and so far they all make sense. of course theres a shitload of other laws and i cant speak for them.. nirvananole maybe but not me

[wufong]

interesting