View Full Version : cooking with cum (no, seriously)
The STE
11-21-2004, 07:36 PM
http://www.cookingwithcum.com/
it's a message board...people post recipes....where an ingredient is semen...it's a little fucked up...
bloodrayne
11-21-2004, 07:44 PM
Sorry, Sam...That's just too sick...I'm not even curious...*barfs*
The STE
11-21-2004, 07:46 PM
don't eat the clam chowder
urgeok
11-21-2004, 07:46 PM
yeah .. its like vegetables ...... you just end up cooking the goodness right out !
Some things are just better raw.
The STE
11-21-2004, 07:46 PM
agreed. I'll stick with eating it fresh from the source, tyvm
Fred Krueger
11-21-2004, 07:48 PM
I'm with bloodrayne on this one.
Also, after it being mentionned I can now never eat clam chowder again
im gonna go eat some chowda
oh and ill check outt he board too. i wonder what tey will use to mask the horrible taste
not that id know anything abou that. but from what ive heard....
.. werd.
MichaelMyers
11-21-2004, 08:22 PM
Well, I'm hungry. I'll wash down one of these recipes with a glass of shit.
FairyKorpes
11-21-2004, 09:29 PM
Well it seems the Admin dude there Chutney is the only legit "cum cooker". The others are just pervs, lol. Poor guy.
ShankS
11-21-2004, 11:23 PM
Originally posted by The STE
http://www.cookingwithcum.com/
it's a message board...people post recipes....where an ingredient is semen...it's a little fucked up...
thats a seriously messed up forum
FreddyC.Krueger
11-22-2004, 03:32 AM
Originally posted by The STE
http://www.cookingwithcum.com/
it's a message board...people post recipes....where an ingredient is semen...it's a little fucked up... With that name what were you expecting?
I_Still_Know!
11-22-2004, 04:26 AM
Originally posted by MichaelMyers
Well, I'm hungry. I'll wash down one of these recipes with a glass of shit.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhahahhahahahahahahhaha !
Good comment! What a fuckin cack!
LMFAO.
jay o2 waster
11-22-2004, 05:07 AM
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!111
and bloodraynes comment is even funnier
urgeok
11-22-2004, 06:19 AM
Originally posted by jay o2 waster
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!111
and bloodraynes comment is even funnier
yeah, no kidding .. you think she'd be a better sport than that ..
so much for inviting her over for dinner !
The STE
11-22-2004, 12:14 PM
I'm currently working on a Shrimp Scumpi recipe (it's like Shrimp Scampi, but loaded with hot man chowder)
urgeok
11-22-2004, 12:18 PM
cooking tip..
next time you deep fry mushrooms, try coating them with a nice light baby-batter first !
allmykids
11-22-2004, 02:51 PM
It's really GROSS that there is a site for this!! :eek:
yeh and its not even sexual. these motherfuckers EAT THEY OWN CUM
Death By Jell-O
11-22-2004, 04:49 PM
Someone should let them know that there are other ways of adding protein to their diet........
Just outta curiosity though, wouldn't cum burn rather easily? And how do you save up enough to cook with without it going bad? Does it smell like fish sticks after a while? Or while cooking for that matter?
thats what im sayin. and its kinda like a form of cannibalism is it not? like eating ur own foot skin
LOL. i dunno if it would burn it seems like these peopel kinda mix it in more towards the end
as for saving, a lot of em cum in bags and freeze em. oh wait fuck it no, they use FILM cannisters. werd.
and here i am thinking IM a sicko
Death By Jell-O
11-22-2004, 04:52 PM
So just pop it in the microwave and search for the "Cum Defrost" Button? Hmmmm...Interesting....
Angelakillsluts
11-22-2004, 05:18 PM
Seems a little strange. :|
Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
So just pop it in the microwave and search for the "Cum Defrost" Button? Hmmmm...Interesting....
thats wut they say
they say best to defrost on its own but if all else fails u defrost for lik 10 second intervals. stirring ....
ugh.
Sedated_replica
11-22-2004, 06:15 PM
I wasn't even going to read this, but I had too. Sam, one question man..
How the fuck did you even find that site??? weirdo
The STE
11-22-2004, 06:21 PM
It was posted on another message board that I frequent. No idea how he found it
urgeok
11-22-2004, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by gren
thats what im sayin. and its kinda like a form of cannibalism is it not? like eating ur own foot skin
LOL. i dunno if it would burn it seems like these peopel kinda mix it in more towards the end
as for saving, a lot of em cum in bags and freeze em. oh wait fuck it no, they use FILM cannisters. werd.
and here i am thinking IM a sicko
well, you're still a sicko .. just apparently not the cum-cooking kind .. :)
FairyKorpes
11-22-2004, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by gren
yeh and its not even sexual. these motherfuckers EAT THEY OWN CUM
Well from what i read the dude that created the forum was the only one who actually did the cooking, the others are meer cum cling-on perv's.
Originally posted by urgeok
well, you're still a sicko .. just apparently not the cum-cooking kind .. :)
who says im not about to try it eh????? :cool:
FK: i think there is another dude that does it. but then again he may have been bullshitin too LOL but i dunno a few of em sounded genuine..................
*shivers*
Gren the cake
11-23-2004, 11:42 PM
accessed Nov. 24, 12:42am
"Dear culinary enthusiast,
We are unfortunately going to have to shut down the discussion board for a small time while we explore our hosting options. The popularity of this site has overwhelmed not only our servers, but our hearts and minds as well. The 500,000 plus visitors received during our first two weeks have given us a mandate to spread the word of Cooking with Cum by all means necessary. To each and every one of you, we offer a sincere Thank You!"
:(:(:( i wanted to see what they replied to my ?s
Gren the cake
11-23-2004, 11:55 PM
i think its cuz of usam LOL
anyway i found these.
http://www.sementherapy.com/recipes.htm
NM. if u go indirectly u can still access. u just cant through main index (cooking with cum)
wufong
11-24-2004, 11:48 PM
take one sperm an a egg, mix togther put it in a oven for 9 months. ugh fuck it this is my last post till i own the board