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urgeok
11-18-2004, 05:18 PM
I used to love the way mainstream movie names were altered to create porno movie titles a while back. I have no idea if this trend has continued ..

a few i remember were :

The Poonies
Ramb-oooooh

and my all time favorite :

Hannah Does Her Sisters

Can anyone remember others ?
or better yet, can you think of any names that should have been made into porno film names - either as they stand or by altering them slightly ?

All i can think of is : Run Silent Run Deep ... which would naturally feature a mute guy with a big dick ...

surely there must be others ?

urgeok
11-18-2004, 05:20 PM
i just thought of another one !

Horror related too :

The Amityville Whore

this ghost pops up every night at 3AM and blows everyone in the house ..

jay o2 waster
11-18-2004, 05:20 PM
edward penis hands
pokahotass

jay o2 waster
11-18-2004, 05:23 PM
oh yeah, on cinemax they always show these two softcore porns:
Playmate of the Apes
Lord of the G String

in lord of the g strings instead of bilbo baggins it is dildo saggins

urgeok
11-18-2004, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by jay o2 waster
edward penis hands
pokahotass


oh thats perfect ! kids movies to boot !

Iniquity
11-18-2004, 05:23 PM
Saving Ryans Privates

Drilling Mrs Daisy

Little Oral Annie

The Sperminator

Star Whores

Forrest Hump

Something Wicked This Way Cums

Neeeedful Things

urgeok
11-18-2004, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by Iniquity
Saving Ryans Privates

Drilling Mrs Daisy

Little Oral Annie

The Sperminator

Star Whores

Forrest Hump

Something Wicked This Way Cums

Neeeedful Things


are those for real ??

we should change this thread to indicate the ones that exist and the ones we make up ourselves ..


saving ryans privates ! hahaha

jay o2 waster
11-18-2004, 05:29 PM
bare wench project

Iniquity
11-18-2004, 05:31 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
are those for real ??

we should change this thread to indicate the ones that exist and the ones we make up ourselves ..


saving ryans privates ! hahaha

that one is real as is

Drilling Miss Daisy

The Sperminator

Little Oral Annie

and Forrest Hump....

the others I just made up

Iniquity
11-18-2004, 05:35 PM
Star Whores:

Darth Vibrator "Luke" bzzzzzzzzzzz "I am your" bzzzzzzzzz "Father"

Princess Layme

C3PinURHOLE

R2AMNOT


and various other characters.

jay o2 waster
11-18-2004, 05:36 PM
REAL:

DUDE, WHERE'S MY DILDO
T Bagger Vance
Moulon Splooge
Tits of fury

jay o2 waster
11-18-2004, 05:41 PM
Here, not sure if they are all real though (http://www.starma.com/penis/daddyswank/daddyswank.html)

chaplain
11-18-2004, 05:48 PM
Bright Lights, Big Titties
Sorest Rump
Cum Hard

ShankS
11-18-2004, 05:51 PM
I've got an old porno somewhere called BatBabe

it's got some whore running round dressed as Batman and another girl dressed as Robin.

it's fucking silly.

newb
11-18-2004, 06:41 PM
How about some horror ones.

made up as far as I know

Porn of the Dead
The Sexorcist
Jaws

FairyKorpes
11-18-2004, 06:42 PM
I can't tell you how many i've seen and i don't even look at the names lol they normally have something about big boobies in them though.:rolleyes:

Iniquity
11-18-2004, 06:51 PM
Joe Pesci should make porn.....


"C'mon bitch tell me you like it, tell me.... You like it when I stab ya there dontcha bitch.... take it all, take it all or so help me I'll fuckin kill ya."

newb
11-18-2004, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by Iniquity
Joe Pesci should make porn.....


"C'mon bitch tell me you like it, tell me.... You like it when I stab ya there dontcha bitch.... take it all, take it all or so help me I'll fuckin kill ya."

But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Lick my toes.

DraculaInDallas
11-18-2004, 10:48 PM
Originally posted by newb
How about some horror ones.

made up as far as I know

Porn of the Dead
The Sexorcist
Jaws

lol.....The Town That Dreaded Going Down

chaplain
11-19-2004, 04:40 AM
Killer Klits from Outter Space

Vodstok
11-19-2004, 05:08 AM
this one is real, i saw it in a rental store:
Ass Ventura, Crack Detective
I downloaded this one:
The Sex Files (not very good. nothing kills the mood quicker than butt-sex followed by the woman munching on the "member" that was just up her pooper....)

Made up:
Anaconda (big black dude, need i say more?)
Armageddon some
The Bulge
Poke-her-nice
Poke encounters for the 3rd time
Moonfuck


Dr. Yes
From Russia with Cum
Brownfinger
Thunderballs
You only cum Twice (then you need a nap)
In her majesty's Secret Cervix
Diamonds are for Insertion
Eat and Let Lie
The Man with the Golden Pud
The Spy who Fucked me
Moonraper
For your Thighs only
Octopussy (didnt have to do anythingwith that one. Suppose it could be "Octotwat")
A view to a Spill
The Throbbing Daylights
License to Drill
Goldenthigh
Tomorrow always Cums
The World's dicks arent enough
Grind Another Day

urgeok
11-19-2004, 05:11 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
this one is real, i saw it in a rental store:
Ass Ventura, Crack Detective
I downloaded this one:
The Sex Files (not very good. nothing kills the mood quicker than butt-sex followed by the woman munching on the "member" that was just up her pooper....)

Made up:
Anaconda (big black dude, need i say more?)
Armageddon some
The Bulge
Poke-her-nice
Poke encounters for the 3rd time
Moonfuck


Dr. Yes
From Russia with Cum
Brownfinger
Thunderballs
You only cum Twice (then you need a nap)
In her majesty's Secret Cervix
Diamonds are for Insertion
Eat and Let Lie
The Man with the Golden Pud
The Spy who Fucked me
Moonraper
For your Thighs only
Octopussy (didnt have to do anythingwith that one. Suppose it could be "Octotwat")
A view to a Spill
The Throbbing Daylights
License to Drill
Goldenthigh
Tomorrow always Cums
The World's dicks arent enough
Grind Another Day


Armageddon Some !! hahahahahah

You forgot

AssEater Royal :)

hellfire1
11-19-2004, 06:19 AM
they've come up with some of the funniest names in "friends" :

dr. domealittle
armagetiton
good will humping

The_Return
11-19-2004, 03:38 PM
XXX

Need I say more?

The_Return
11-20-2004, 04:45 AM
The Men behind their sons.

dr. pheobs
11-20-2004, 07:30 PM
back to childrens movies, I once saw a porn when I was in the 8th grade called Cinderella and it was like the original except the prince had an orgie not a ball. and cinderella had a snapping pussy. Well he had to go all around town bagin all the girls to find the snapping pussy. It was cool. but I think it was made in the '80s

Elvis_Christ
12-19-2004, 08:16 PM
E-3: The extra Testicle
Total Reball

DraculaInDallas
12-19-2004, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by Vodstok
this one is real, i saw it in a rental store:
Ass Ventura, Crack Detective
I downloaded this one:
The Sex Files (not very good. nothing kills the mood quicker than butt-sex followed by the woman munching on the "member" that was just up her pooper....)

Made up:
Anaconda (big black dude, need i say more?)
Armageddon some
The Bulge
Poke-her-nice
Poke encounters for the 3rd time
Moonfuck


Dr. Yes
From Russia with Cum
Brownfinger
Thunderballs
You only cum Twice (then you need a nap)
In her majesty's Secret Cervix
Diamonds are for Insertion
Eat and Let Lie
The Man with the Golden Pud
The Spy who Fucked me
Moonraper
For your Thighs only
Octopussy (didnt have to do anythingwith that one. Suppose it could be "Octotwat")
A view to a Spill
The Throbbing Daylights
License to Drill
Goldenthigh
Tomorrow always Cums
The World's dicks arent enough
Grind Another Day


ahahahahahahahahahahhahaha.....ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! :D

The_Return
12-20-2004, 07:24 AM
Stephen King's Tit

Spied-her-man

Abraxxxass

Lord of the Things

[Get in the back of my] Van Helsing

The Silence of the Beavers

Handiballs [Hannibal]

Theatre of Cum

Hung High

Fistfull of Boobs

Big Dick Tracey