View Full Version : Movie Names to Porno Movie Names
urgeok
11-18-2004, 05:18 PM
I used to love the way mainstream movie names were altered to create porno movie titles a while back. I have no idea if this trend has continued ..
a few i remember were :
The Poonies
Ramb-oooooh
and my all time favorite :
Hannah Does Her Sisters
Can anyone remember others ?
or better yet, can you think of any names that should have been made into porno film names - either as they stand or by altering them slightly ?
All i can think of is : Run Silent Run Deep ... which would naturally feature a mute guy with a big dick ...
surely there must be others ?
urgeok
11-18-2004, 05:20 PM
i just thought of another one !
Horror related too :
The Amityville Whore
this ghost pops up every night at 3AM and blows everyone in the house ..
jay o2 waster
11-18-2004, 05:20 PM
edward penis hands
pokahotass
jay o2 waster
11-18-2004, 05:23 PM
oh yeah, on cinemax they always show these two softcore porns:
Playmate of the Apes
Lord of the G String
in lord of the g strings instead of bilbo baggins it is dildo saggins
urgeok
11-18-2004, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by jay o2 waster
edward penis hands
pokahotass
oh thats perfect ! kids movies to boot !
Iniquity
11-18-2004, 05:23 PM
Saving Ryans Privates
Drilling Mrs Daisy
Little Oral Annie
The Sperminator
Star Whores
Forrest Hump
Something Wicked This Way Cums
Neeeedful Things
urgeok
11-18-2004, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by Iniquity
Saving Ryans Privates
Drilling Mrs Daisy
Little Oral Annie
The Sperminator
Star Whores
Forrest Hump
Something Wicked This Way Cums
Neeeedful Things
are those for real ??
we should change this thread to indicate the ones that exist and the ones we make up ourselves ..
saving ryans privates ! hahaha
jay o2 waster
11-18-2004, 05:29 PM
bare wench project
Iniquity
11-18-2004, 05:31 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
are those for real ??
we should change this thread to indicate the ones that exist and the ones we make up ourselves ..
saving ryans privates ! hahaha
that one is real as is
Drilling Miss Daisy
The Sperminator
Little Oral Annie
and Forrest Hump....
the others I just made up
Iniquity
11-18-2004, 05:35 PM
Star Whores:
Darth Vibrator "Luke" bzzzzzzzzzzz "I am your" bzzzzzzzzz "Father"
Princess Layme
C3PinURHOLE
R2AMNOT
and various other characters.
jay o2 waster
11-18-2004, 05:36 PM
REAL:
DUDE, WHERE'S MY DILDO
T Bagger Vance
Moulon Splooge
Tits of fury
jay o2 waster
11-18-2004, 05:41 PM
Here, not sure if they are all real though (http://www.starma.com/penis/daddyswank/daddyswank.html)
chaplain
11-18-2004, 05:48 PM
Bright Lights, Big Titties
Sorest Rump
Cum Hard
ShankS
11-18-2004, 05:51 PM
I've got an old porno somewhere called BatBabe
it's got some whore running round dressed as Batman and another girl dressed as Robin.
it's fucking silly.
How about some horror ones.
made up as far as I know
Porn of the Dead
The Sexorcist
Jaws
FairyKorpes
11-18-2004, 06:42 PM
I can't tell you how many i've seen and i don't even look at the names lol they normally have something about big boobies in them though.:rolleyes:
Iniquity
11-18-2004, 06:51 PM
Joe Pesci should make porn.....
"C'mon bitch tell me you like it, tell me.... You like it when I stab ya there dontcha bitch.... take it all, take it all or so help me I'll fuckin kill ya."
Originally posted by Iniquity
Joe Pesci should make porn.....
"C'mon bitch tell me you like it, tell me.... You like it when I stab ya there dontcha bitch.... take it all, take it all or so help me I'll fuckin kill ya."
But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Lick my toes.
DraculaInDallas
11-18-2004, 10:48 PM
Originally posted by newb
How about some horror ones.
made up as far as I know
Porn of the Dead
The Sexorcist
Jaws
lol.....The Town That Dreaded Going Down
chaplain
11-19-2004, 04:40 AM
Killer Klits from Outter Space
Vodstok
11-19-2004, 05:08 AM
this one is real, i saw it in a rental store:
Ass Ventura, Crack Detective
I downloaded this one:
The Sex Files (not very good. nothing kills the mood quicker than butt-sex followed by the woman munching on the "member" that was just up her pooper....)
Made up:
Anaconda (big black dude, need i say more?)
Armageddon some
The Bulge
Poke-her-nice
Poke encounters for the 3rd time
Moonfuck
Dr. Yes
From Russia with Cum
Brownfinger
Thunderballs
You only cum Twice (then you need a nap)
In her majesty's Secret Cervix
Diamonds are for Insertion
Eat and Let Lie
The Man with the Golden Pud
The Spy who Fucked me
Moonraper
For your Thighs only
Octopussy (didnt have to do anythingwith that one. Suppose it could be "Octotwat")
A view to a Spill
The Throbbing Daylights
License to Drill
Goldenthigh
Tomorrow always Cums
The World's dicks arent enough
Grind Another Day
urgeok
11-19-2004, 05:11 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
this one is real, i saw it in a rental store:
Ass Ventura, Crack Detective
I downloaded this one:
The Sex Files (not very good. nothing kills the mood quicker than butt-sex followed by the woman munching on the "member" that was just up her pooper....)
Made up:
Anaconda (big black dude, need i say more?)
Armageddon some
The Bulge
Poke-her-nice
Poke encounters for the 3rd time
Moonfuck
Dr. Yes
From Russia with Cum
Brownfinger
Thunderballs
You only cum Twice (then you need a nap)
In her majesty's Secret Cervix
Diamonds are for Insertion
Eat and Let Lie
The Man with the Golden Pud
The Spy who Fucked me
Moonraper
For your Thighs only
Octopussy (didnt have to do anythingwith that one. Suppose it could be "Octotwat")
A view to a Spill
The Throbbing Daylights
License to Drill
Goldenthigh
Tomorrow always Cums
The World's dicks arent enough
Grind Another Day
Armageddon Some !! hahahahahah
You forgot
AssEater Royal :)
hellfire1
11-19-2004, 06:19 AM
they've come up with some of the funniest names in "friends" :
dr. domealittle
armagetiton
good will humping
The_Return
11-19-2004, 03:38 PM
XXX
Need I say more?
The_Return
11-20-2004, 04:45 AM
The Men behind their sons.
dr. pheobs
11-20-2004, 07:30 PM
back to childrens movies, I once saw a porn when I was in the 8th grade called Cinderella and it was like the original except the prince had an orgie not a ball. and cinderella had a snapping pussy. Well he had to go all around town bagin all the girls to find the snapping pussy. It was cool. but I think it was made in the '80s
Elvis_Christ
12-19-2004, 08:16 PM
E-3: The extra Testicle
Total Reball
DraculaInDallas
12-19-2004, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by Vodstok
this one is real, i saw it in a rental store:
Ass Ventura, Crack Detective
I downloaded this one:
The Sex Files (not very good. nothing kills the mood quicker than butt-sex followed by the woman munching on the "member" that was just up her pooper....)
Made up:
Anaconda (big black dude, need i say more?)
Armageddon some
The Bulge
Poke-her-nice
Poke encounters for the 3rd time
Moonfuck
Dr. Yes
From Russia with Cum
Brownfinger
Thunderballs
You only cum Twice (then you need a nap)
In her majesty's Secret Cervix
Diamonds are for Insertion
Eat and Let Lie
The Man with the Golden Pud
The Spy who Fucked me
Moonraper
For your Thighs only
Octopussy (didnt have to do anythingwith that one. Suppose it could be "Octotwat")
A view to a Spill
The Throbbing Daylights
License to Drill
Goldenthigh
Tomorrow always Cums
The World's dicks arent enough
Grind Another Day
ahahahahahahahahahahhahaha.....ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! :D
The_Return
12-20-2004, 07:24 AM
Stephen King's Tit
Spied-her-man
Abraxxxass
Lord of the Things
[Get in the back of my] Van Helsing
The Silence of the Beavers
Handiballs [Hannibal]
Theatre of Cum
Hung High
Fistfull of Boobs
Big Dick Tracey