View Full Version : I have created a monster
massacre man
11-13-2004, 07:38 PM
now ever since that night i made up Tastycakes everyone refers to being banned or going to prison as "seeing tastycakes" i have officially created the horror.com mascot
MichaelMyers
11-13-2004, 07:55 PM
Congratulations. A fat homosexual is just the mascot for this place.
massacre man
11-13-2004, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by MichaelMyers
Congratulations. A fat homosexual is just the mascot for this place. who says hes fat?
Cheeba V2.0
11-13-2004, 08:33 PM
Uh...that would be MichaelMyers...and, what the fuck are you talking about?
Hate_Breeder
11-13-2004, 10:20 PM
hahah
ShankS
11-14-2004, 12:37 AM
yeah ok.... but why have you spelt it tatycakes in your sig?
massacre man
11-14-2004, 07:04 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
yeah ok.... but why have you spelt it tatycakes in your sig? because i ride the short bus
FairyKorpes
11-14-2004, 07:11 AM
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
hahah
Holy fuck look at the nips on that nob gobbler:eek:
chaplain
11-14-2004, 07:15 AM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Holy fuck look at the nips on that nob gobbler:eek:
Tastycakes nipples get you all wet, huh?:p
FairyKorpes
11-14-2004, 07:37 AM
Originally posted by chaplain
Tastycakes nipples get you all wet, huh?:p
Fuck yah. I wanna chew on them like a piece of leathery jerky;)
urgeok
11-14-2004, 08:33 AM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Fuck yah. I wanna chew on them like a piece of leathery jerky;)
Fairy .. you are a bad little bunny :)
Chainsaw Guy
11-14-2004, 10:19 AM
Originally posted by massacre man
because i ride the short bus
hahahahahahahahahaha
Hate_Breeder
11-14-2004, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Fuck yah. I wanna chew on them like a piece of leathery jerky;)
This made me gag. And whatever it is in your avy looks like it is puking out a penis....anybody else notice that?
FairyKorpes
11-14-2004, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
This made me gag. And whatever it is in your avy looks like it is puking out a penis....anybody else notice that?
Well that was the point, the nips look like something that was left in a dehydrator for a week, i swear.
Puking out a penis? That's the true definition of deep troating
ShankS
11-14-2004, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Holy fuck look at the nips on that nob gobbler:eek:
I wish you had'nt said that ........ I've just scrolled up and looked again, and my eyes feel they've been abused.
zwoti
11-14-2004, 11:23 AM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Well that was the point, the nips look like something that was left in a dehydrator for a week, i swear.
Puking out a penis? That's the true definition of deep troating
lol.....kinky :D
FairyKorpes
11-14-2004, 11:24 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
I wish you had'nt said that ........ I've just scrolled up and looked again, and my eyes feel they've been abused.
I know, it's so wrong on many many levels. Mine didn't even look like that after breast feeding for 6 months
Iniquity
11-14-2004, 12:09 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
now ever since that night i made up Tastycakes everyone refers to being banned or going to prison as "seeing tastycakes" i have officially created the horror.com mascot
ummm where exactly are these references being made?
The_Return
11-14-2004, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by Iniquity
ummm where exactly are these references being made?
Are you blind?
Iniquity
11-14-2004, 12:26 PM
Originally posted by The_Return
Are you blind?
certainly not blind enough to realize that my question wasnt in reference to you my dear flightless friend.
The_Return
11-14-2004, 12:52 PM
Some examples of him being mentioned :
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11658&highlight=tastycakes
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10801&perpage=15&highlight=tastycakes&pagenumber=2
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9086&highlight=tastycakes
Happy know Iniquity?
Iniquity
11-14-2004, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by The_Return
Some examples of him being mentioned :
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11658&highlight=tastycakes
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10801&perpage=15&highlight=tastycakes&pagenumber=2
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9086&highlight=tastycakes
Happy know Iniquity?
While I can appreciate your trendiness on being an HDC globetrotter, not all of us read every single thread on this board.
Originally posted by Iniquity
While I can appreciate your trendiness on being an HDC globetrotter, not all of us read every single thread on this board.
check the dates on those posts.. not much of a monster. well, maybe a baby one anyway.
Iniquity
11-14-2004, 02:35 PM
Originally posted by gren
check the dates on those posts.. not much of a monster. well, maybe a baby one anyway.
yeah I know, but one man's mindless babble is another man's monster err something like that.... you know.....
massacre man
11-14-2004, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by Iniquity
ummm where exactly are these references being made? behind you in the bed
massacre man
11-14-2004, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by gren
check the dates on those posts.. not much of a monster. well, maybe a baby one anyway. the original thread was deleted
you still haven't made it onto the list you gotta try harder
MichaelMyers
11-14-2004, 02:48 PM
Dr. Loomis is not played by Faye Dunaway.
Iniquity
11-14-2004, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
behind you in the bed
youre finally hitting puberty arent you? so cute, like a little puppy ya are. going around raising your leg, marking your territory. Its ok lil man, spray away. Just remember though, some day someones gonna have a rolled up newspaper and rub your nose in your mess if you arent too careful.
massacre man
11-14-2004, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by Iniquity
youre finally hitting puberty arent you? so cute, like a little puppy ya are. going around raising your leg, marking your territory. Its ok lil man, spray away. Just remember though, some day someones gonna have a rolled up newspaper and rub your nose in your mess if you arent too careful. and how would you know this we all know your a late bloomer
chaplain
11-14-2004, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by MichaelMyers
Dr. Loomis is not played by Faye Dunaway.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
Originally posted by massacre man
the original thread was deleted
you still haven't made it onto the list you gotta try harder
i will make that list when i have the time. believe that.
but my wrath wont fall upon you however, as ive said many times, im not picking on a fuckin 12 yr old.
just wait, its going to be beautiful :)
Iniquity
11-14-2004, 04:21 PM
Originally posted by gren
but my wrath wont fall upon you however, as ive said many times, im not picking on a fuckin 12 yr old.
c'mon fluff you know you wanna, its like poking a dead fish with a stick, sure its morbid, but for some reason you just cant stop until the stick goes all the way through:D
FairyKorpes
11-14-2004, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by Iniquity
c'mon fluff you know you wanna, its like poking a dead fish with a stick, sure its morbid, but for some reason you just cant stop until the stick goes all the way through:D
Not to mention the luring aroma
Iniquity
11-14-2004, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Not to mention the luring aroma
ahhhhh yes Ode La MassacreMans Mom.
but heres the thing
i could come up with the most clever, hideous thing, and then all he'd say is 'yo mama'
my bad. he'd say "say hi to tatycakes!! YO MAMA" or some other shit.
evil must not be wasted
Iniquity
11-14-2004, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by gren
but heres the thing
i could come up with the most clever, hideous thing, and then all he'd say is 'yo mama'
my bad. he'd say "say hi to tatycakes!! YO MAMA" or some other shit.
evil must not be wasted
dont think of it as wasted evil.... think of it as Mental Masterbation.... just keeping the tools in working order until the big game comes along *grinz*
Originally posted by Iniquity
dont think of it as wasted evil.... think of it as Mental Masterbation.... just keeping the tools in working order until the big game comes along *grinz*
wel... i COULD bust out the baby pistols for now and then bring out the uzi later.......
MUHAHHAHHAHAHHHHHAH
nO NO NO I CANT I CANT I CANT!! ........ so.......difficult......... holding............... back!!!!........
BAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
massacre man
11-14-2004, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by gren
i will make that list when i have the time. believe that.
but my wrath wont fall upon you however, as ive said many times, im not picking on a fuckin 12 yr old.
just wait, its going to be beautiful :) then what's the problem i'm 13
massacre man
11-14-2004, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by Iniquity
ahhhhh yes Ode La MassacreMans Mom. lucky for you i dont speak french
FairyKorpes
11-14-2004, 05:38 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
lucky for you i dont speak french
C'est tres facile de parler francais. Si tu veut, je peut te offrir une lesson
massacre man
11-14-2004, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
C'est tres facile de parler francais. Si tu veut, je peut te offrir une lesson le poo poo de pee pee
chaplain
11-14-2004, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
le poo poo de pee pee
It always comes back to poo and pee.
massacre man
11-14-2004, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by chaplain
It always comes back to poo and pee. it always comes back to poo and pee with you and me
chaplain
11-14-2004, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
it always comes back to poo and pee with you and me
LOL:D
massacre man
11-14-2004, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by chaplain
LOL:D hoo hoo hee hee
FairyKorpes
11-14-2004, 05:49 PM
Originally posted by chaplain
It always comes back to poo and pee.
It all has to do with his subconscious mind reverting back to his childhood. The only way that expression was able to be enunciated was either to bellow or excrete. He has subsequently choose #2 no pun intended
massacre man
11-14-2004, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
It all has to do with his subconscious mind reverting back to his childhood. The only way that expression was able to be enunciated was either to bellow or excrete. He has subsequently choose #2 no pun intended i hate big words