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usahorrorfan
11-13-2004, 06:34 PM
What is Rob Zombie's upcoming movie movie called
massacre man
11-13-2004, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by usahorrorfan
What is Rob Zombie's upcoming movie movie called "the secretly male cheerleaders kill usahorrorfan with a retarded hershey bar" Me and Sam the Egg are supposedly going to star as female cheerleaders who are secretly male
usahorrorfan
11-13-2004, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
"the secretly male cheerleaders kill usahorrorfan with a retarded hershey bar" Me and Sam the Egg are supposedly going to star as female cheerleaders who are secretly male
That's cool with me but film it in L.A. and keep it in L.A.
The STE
11-13-2004, 07:07 PM
I shouldn't be doing this, so I'm gunna
part of the screenplay:
Bertha: Me
Faye Dunaway: MM
BERTHA WALKS IN THE SHOWER ROOM AS FAYE DUNAWAY IS SHOWERING HER (SECRETLY HIS) GIANT MONSTER COCK
BERTHA: Hey, Faye Dunaway, that's some Giant Monster Cock you've got.
FAYE DUNAWAY: It's got veins the size of regular cocks.
BERTHA: Yes, I certainly do hate that USAHorrorfan fellow.
FAYE DUNAWAY: I think he needs to eat my Giant Monster Cock...with his ASS!
THEY BURST INTO HIDEOUS LAUGHTER. USAHORRORFAN WALKS IN
USAHORRORFAN: Hey guys, I just got finished giving a large Puerto Rican fellow an hour long Deep Throat blowjob.
BERTHA: Yes, we know. We paid that large Puerto Rican fellow to mouth fuck you for an hour.
FAYE DUNAWAY: Ya know, I invented Daylight Savings Time.
USAHORRORFAN: Really? WOW! That makes me hot for gay sex with you! But first, what was that movie that came out that one time with-MMMMMPH!!!! *he's cut off by FAYE DUNAWAY inserting his Giant Monster Cock into his (USAHORRORFAN) mouth*
BERTHA: Well, doesn't THIS have certain homoerotic overtones.
FAYE DUNAWAY: Doesn't it, though? They might talk about us two, we'd better switch to scatalogical humor and then kill USAHorrorfan.
BERTHA: With a retarded Hershey Bar?
FAYE DUNAWAY: Yes, with Almonds.
BERTHA: YES! *Orgasms on the spot*
CUT TO BERTHA AND FAYE DUNAWAY SPRAYING RUNNY SHIT OUT OF THEIR ASSES INTO USAHORRORFAN'S MOUTH
BERTHA: Eat it! EAT IT UNTIL YOU CHOKE!!! Hehe, that's from Misery, but instead of shoving a burnt manuscript into a fat lady's mouth, I'm shitting in this guy down here.
FAYE DUNAWAY: Good form, fellow Cheerleader. Got the Hershey Bar?
BERTHA: Yes. I'm so glad this is being filmed in Toronto...
but that's all you get, motherfucker!
dantehorrorfan
11-13-2004, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by The STE
I shouldn't be doing this, so I'm gunna
part of the screenplay:
Bertha: Me
Faye Dunaway: MM
BERTHA WALKS IN THE SHOWER ROOM AS FAYE DUNAWAY IS SHOWERING HER (SECRETLY HIS) GIANT MONSTER COCK
BERTHA: Hey, Faye Dunaway, that's some Giant Monster Cock you've got.
FAYE DUNAWAY: It's got veins the size of regular cocks.
BERTHA: Yes, I certainly do hate that USAHorrorfan fellow.
FAYE DUNAWAY: I think he needs to eat my Giant Monster Cock...with his ASS!
THEY BURST INTO HIDEOUS LAUGHTER. USAHORRORFAN WALKS IN
USAHORRORFAN: Hey guys, I just got finished giving a large Puerto Rican fellow an hour long Deep Throat blowjob.
BERTHA: Yes, we know. We paid that large Puerto Rican fellow to mouth fuck you for an hour.
FAYE DUNAWAY: Ya know, I invented Daylight Savings Time.
USAHORRORFAN: Really? WOW! That makes me hot for gay sex with you! But first, what was that movie that came out that one time with-MMMMMPH!!!! *he's cut off by FAYE DUNAWAY inserting his Giant Monster Cock into his (USAHORRORFAN) mouth*
BERTHA: Well, doesn't THIS have certain homoerotic overtones.
FAYE DUNAWAY: Doesn't it, though? They might talk about us two, we'd better switch to scatalogical humor and then kill USAHorrorfan.
BERTHA: With a retarded Hershey Bar?
FAYE DUNAWAY: Yes, with Almonds.
BERTHA: YES! *Orgasms on the spot*
CUT TO BERTHA AND FAYE DUNAWAY SPRAYING RUNNY SHIT OUT OF THEIR ASSES INTO USAHORRORFAN'S MOUTH
BERTHA: Eat it! EAT IT UNTIL YOU CHOKE!!! Hehe, that's from Misery, but instead of shoving a burnt manuscript into a fat lady's mouth, I'm shitting in this guy down here.
FAYE DUNAWAY: Good form, fellow Cheerleader. Got the Hershey Bar?
BERTHA: Yes. I'm so glad this is being filmed in Toronto...
but that's all you get, motherfucker! LMFAO!!!!!!!!:D
massacre man
11-13-2004, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by The STE
I shouldn't be doing this, so I'm gunna
part of the screenplay:
Bertha: Me
Faye Dunaway: MM
BERTHA WALKS IN THE SHOWER ROOM AS FAYE DUNAWAY IS SHOWERING HER (SECRETLY HIS) GIANT MONSTER COCK
BERTHA: Hey, Faye Dunaway, that's some Giant Monster Cock you've got.
FAYE DUNAWAY: It's got veins the size of regular cocks.
BERTHA: Yes, I certainly do hate that USAHorrorfan fellow.
FAYE DUNAWAY: I think he needs to eat my Giant Monster Cock...with his ASS!
THEY BURST INTO HIDEOUS LAUGHTER. USAHORRORFAN WALKS IN
USAHORRORFAN: Hey guys, I just got finished giving a large Puerto Rican fellow an hour long Deep Throat blowjob.
BERTHA: Yes, we know. We paid that large Puerto Rican fellow to mouth fuck you for an hour.
FAYE DUNAWAY: Ya know, I invented Daylight Savings Time.
USAHORRORFAN: Really? WOW! That makes me hot for gay sex with you! But first, what was that movie that came out that one time with-MMMMMPH!!!! *he's cut off by FAYE DUNAWAY inserting his Giant Monster Cock into his (USAHORRORFAN) mouth*
BERTHA: Well, doesn't THIS have certain homoerotic overtones.
FAYE DUNAWAY: Doesn't it, though? They might talk about us two, we'd better switch to scatalogical humor and then kill USAHorrorfan.
BERTHA: With a retarded Hershey Bar?
FAYE DUNAWAY: Yes, with Almonds.
BERTHA: YES! *Orgasms on the spot*
CUT TO BERTHA AND FAYE DUNAWAY SPRAYING RUNNY SHIT OUT OF THEIR ASSES INTO USAHORRORFAN'S MOUTH
BERTHA: Eat it! EAT IT UNTIL YOU CHOKE!!! Hehe, that's from Misery, but instead of shoving a burnt manuscript into a fat lady's mouth, I'm shitting in this guy down here.
FAYE DUNAWAY: Good form, fellow Cheerleader. Got the Hershey Bar?
BERTHA: Yes. I'm so glad this is being filmed in Toronto...
but that's all you get, motherfucker! i thought we were sharing the other part with the goat
friday13thfan
11-13-2004, 07:37 PM
i want in the movie....i can be the guy who get kcik in the ball over andover until my eyes seep blood....or something *gets jet back flies up* we will meet again Mr. Bond
The STE
11-13-2004, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
i thought we were sharing the other part with the goat
If we did then they would orgasm to death
ShankS
11-14-2004, 01:17 AM
WoW weird thread.
Death By Jell-O
11-15-2004, 08:15 AM
Rob Zombie's Upcoming movie is Called The Devil's Rejects.....You can see the trailer for it at www.thedevilsrejects.com
allmykids
11-16-2004, 04:52 AM
Hope it's not as stupid as his other film!!
Hate_Breeder
11-16-2004, 06:53 AM
Before i leave.....
What the Fuck?????
ShankS
11-16-2004, 10:55 AM
Originally posted by allmykids
Hope it's not as stupid as his other film!!
I didnt think it was too bad... even though it wasnt as good as all the reviews said it was going to be.
urgeok
11-16-2004, 11:02 AM
i really liked it ..
sure is a nice break from the 1,000,000 formulatic slasher films that have been the main horror standby