Today's IMDB Poll Question

[Haphazard]

You've locked five movie psychos in a room: Hannibal Lecter (The Silence of the Lambs), John Doe (Se7en), Patrick Bateman (American Psycho), Norman Bates (Psycho), and Max Cady (Cape Fear). Which one makes it out alive?

[Hate_Breeder]

Max Cady for sure.

[FairyKorpes]

Hannibal for sure. He would make the others kill themselves or something lol

[Steve_Hutchison]

Max Cady

[urgeok]

well, going by thomas harris who has made Lecter into some kind of super hero .. it would have to be him.
Not only is he smarter ... but according to the book Hannibal .. he's faster than lightning, and excellent fighter .. can smell like a dog ..

Total bullshit but it puts him over the top.


Norman Bates is the weakest of the bunch.

[Steve_Hutchison]

Yeah. Bates would cry for his mom.

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by urgeok
he's faster than lightning, and excellent fighter .. can smell like a dog ..


Of those super powers you've listed...I smell like a dog.


http://www.p45blogs.net/stuffin/archives/images/smelly.jpg

[The_Return]

Ok, lets break this down.

Bates is a Wimp.

Bateman was all in his head

John Doe only killed with motive

Cady was out to get someone in particular.


So this leaves Hannibal, the only choice. He just needs to be hungry. Or mad. Or both.

[MichaelMyers]

None of them.

[tic]

and when all the rest are fighting each other, Jason breaks down the door and slices them all with his machete! :)

[Steve_Hutchison]

Originally posted by MichaelMyers
None of them.
What about if they had an collar around their neck, threatening to explode in 5 minutes if there is more than one survivor?

[The_Return]

Originally posted by Steve_Hutchison
What about if they had an collar around their neck, threatening to explode in 5 minutes if there is more than one survivor?

Wouldnt that make Mike right?

[Steve_Hutchison]

Only if they all want to die.

[urgeok]

its funny .. you see these huge arguements all the time on IMDB (and there have been a share here) on which fictional character would kick who's ass ... and to be honest it kills me ..
Its like arguing about superheros and their powers .. who would beat who ..

Makes me fucking laugh honestly !

[wufong]

Originally posted by Haphazard
You've locked five movie psychos in a room: Hannibal Lecter (The Silence of the Lambs), John Doe (Se7en), Patrick Bateman (American Psycho), Norman Bates (Psycho), and Max Cady (Cape Fear). Which one makes it out alive?
whos to say they wouldn't get togther and form one big pyshco squad? or just sit around having tea and crumpets talking about their adventures?

[Steve_Hutchison]

Since we wanna get all smart and all, isn't John Doe dead?

[Cheeba V2.0]

I'm gonna go with Cady.
Assuming we're talking about the DeNiro version ('cos I haven't yet seen the original)
Not only is he one buff motherfucker, he's also well the most outrightly insane and full of rage out of the lot of them.
He also took all kinds of punishment in the film, and almost got off on it. I mean shit....what was it, ?3? guys somewhat larger than him beat the living FUCK out of him, with bike chains no less...and he came out on top, cool calm and collected all the way.
It sure seems like he'd have the physical advantage.

Out of who's actually alive, well I haven't seen any of the psycho sequels, but since the same guy's in them all, I'd assume he may be alive...
So, it'd be out of him and hannibal.

Hannibal - acts out of sheer brutality, and does some REALLY fucked up things...
Bates - Pussyboy with mother issues...
I think Hannibal would act first, attacking unsuspected, and would most likely overcome Bates before he had much of a chance to do anything...of course, he'd have planned it...Bates seems only to have acted randomly, chances are he'd be having a pleasant conversation until he got his throat cut...

[The STE]

it turns out its all one of Jigsaw's plans and they all die. Should've listened to their tapes...

































:rolleyes:

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by Steve_Hutchison
Since we wanna get all smart and all, isn't John Doe dead?

Oh, sure. Once a killer dies in a horror movie...there is NO coming back.

[I_Still_Know!]

I think Patrick Bateman.

I think by Patrick being himself (an arrogant asshole), he would turn the others against one another and they would kill each other... he would just walk out.

And if it came to an physical confrontation, I am sure he could hold his own. He would be one of the fittest of the bunch.

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by urgeok
its funny .. you see these huge arguements all the time on IMDB (and there have been a share here) on which fictional character would kick who's ass ... and to be honest it kills me ..
Its like arguing about superheros and their powers .. who would beat who ..

Makes me fucking laugh honestly !

WOAH! urge, didn't you just post a deep, philisophical tirade in another thread about how mickey mouse (or any cartoon mouse) can't possibly have a dog for a pet???

LOL! :D

[I_Still_Know!]

Originally posted by Haphazard
WOAH! urge, didn't you just post a deep, philisophical tirade in another thread about how mickey mouse (or any cartoon mouse) can't possibly have a dog for a pet???

LOL! :D

Haha!!!

Yeah good point. :D

[bwind22]

-Norman Bates- Really lacks the physical qualities to come out of this one alive. He kills unsuspecting hotel guests as a favor for his mom, but I don't think any of these dudes would be 'unsuspecting'. Bates would get killed first.

-Patrick Bateman- Uhm, is this guy even a legitimate psycho? He never even killed anybody, only fantasized about it. He'd be chopped liver pretty quick too.

-John Doe- He doesn't strike me as the type of a guy who would actually win a fight. His crimes are elaborate so if he had a week to plan, then maybe he'd have a chance... otherwise he's a goner.

That leaves us with Hannibal Lecter and Max Cady. Brains versus brawn.... I'd have to give the edge to Dr. Lecter due to the fact that his brutality knows no bounds and he would probably be able to outsmart Cady somehow.

[I_Still_Know!]

Originally posted by bwind22

-Patrick Bateman- Uhm, is this guy even a legitimate psycho? He never even killed anybody, only fantasized about it. He'd be chopped liver pretty quick too.


Yeah, I think he is a psycho. Just not a killer psycho like the others.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by I_Still_Know!
I think Patrick Bateman.

I think by Patrick being himself (an arrogant asshole), he would turn the others against one another and they would kill each other... he would just walk out.

And if it came to an physical confrontation, I am sure he could hold his own. He would be one of the fittest of the bunch.

[Steve_Hutchison]

Originally posted by Haphazard
Oh, sure. Once a killer dies in a horror movie...there is NO coming back.
Oh so when did he come back?

[ichi the killer]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Haphazard
You've locked five movie psychos in a room: Hannibal Lecter (The Silence of the Lambs), John Doe (Se7en), Patrick Bateman (American Psycho), Norman Bates (Psycho), and Max Cady (Cape Fear). Which one makes it out alive? [/QU
Max cady without a doubt.
Everyones voting for Hannibal but for me this is where the series fell down. Could a short, fat, old man heading for 70? really over power any one let alone kill them? Oooh i'm scared.

[dantehorrorfan]

Originally posted by ichi the killer
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Haphazard
You've locked five movie psychos in a room: Hannibal Lecter (The Silence of the Lambs), John Doe (Se7en), Patrick Bateman (American Psycho), Norman Bates (Psycho), and Max Cady (Cape Fear). Which one makes it out alive? [/QU
Max cady without a doubt.
Everyones voting for Hannibal but for me this is where the series fell down. Could a short, fat, old man heading for 70? really over power any one let alone kill them? Oooh i'm scared. No hed just naw on your face and u would proceed to whine like a little bitch then youd be scared........end of story and yes hannbal is still scary at like...uh.......67 i think

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haphazard
WOAH! urge, didn't you just post a deep, philisophical tirade in another thread about how mickey mouse (or any cartoon mouse) can't possibly have a dog for a pet???

LOL! :D


yeah .. so ?

:)

[Onikitty]

Hannibal, hope hes hungry

[Haphazard]

Originally posted by Steve_Hutchison
Oh so when did he come back?

That's not my point.

I'm just sayin' that talking about a horror character being dead, and using that as a logical explanation of why he can't be considered as a participant in an imaginary situation, is like arguing about the outcome of a pro wrestling match or something.

IT DOESN'T MATTER! IT'S MAKE BELIEVE!

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haphazard
That's not my point.

I'm just sayin' that talking about a horror character being dead, and using that as a logical explanation of why he can't be considered as a participant in an imaginary situation, is like arguing about the outcome of a pro wrestling match or something.

IT DOESN'T MATTER! IT'S MAKE BELIEVE!

and if you dont believe ........ a fairy dies !

[The_Return]

Originally posted by urgeok
and if you dont believe ........ a fairy dies !

LMFAO!!!!

I was in a production of Peter Pan last year, so that hits home....LOLOLOL

[KRUGERKID13]

none cause henry would come in and kill em all