Big remakes are coming

[Modestas]

we will have really good remakes:
the changeling!
day of the dead (contagium)!
the entity!
the thing!

[Haphazard]

...and don't forget about the Dukes of Hazzard!

HEEEEEE-HAAAAAAWW!

[EXTR3MIST]

Another remake of The Thing From Another World?

Surely not - it was perfected in 1982!

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Modestas

the thing!

I'd like some info on this, you got linkage?

:)

[urgeok]

the changeling ...
Thats going to be another tough one to top because it was the first rate acting that made this film..

who are they gonna replace george c scott with ? Freddy Prinz Jr ?

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by ShankS
I'd like some info on this, you got linkage?

:)

PSH! Where have you been ShankSie? Lithuanians dont have..how do you say...linkage.

[MichaelMyers]

Screw that.

[wufong]

i hear they are gonna be remaking suspira katz is suppose to be doing the screen play on that. and pet cemertary is suppose to be getting remade as well.

[Modestas]

Originally posted by wufong
i hear they are gonna be remaking suspira katz is suppose to be doing the screen play on that. and pet cemertary is suppose to be getting remade as well.
suspiria? yes thats right... but i didnt think that u r interested in such remakes as suspiria. so, thats i didnt mention suspiria... but if u r interested, here will come such remakes too:
black christmas
bride of frankenstein
the eye
hellrasier
the hills have eyes
when a stranger calls
pet semetery

[urgeok]

when there are no more ideas left in hell .... the remakes shall walk the earth.



oh well ... i guess it's better than no one making any horror movies at all ... i guess...

who knows .. one or 2 might be good.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by urgeok
when there are no more ideas left in hell .... the remakes shall walk the earth.




with your permission I want to quote that in my sig... thats a cool line, and very true.

:)


oh a btw what the heck are you on about HB?

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ShankS
with your permission I want to quote that in my sig... thats a cool line, and very true.

:)





have at 'er brother :)

[ShankS]

Originally posted by urgeok
have at 'er brother :)

cheers dude :)

[Amalthea]

I am looking forward to an Entity remake!

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Amalthea
I am looking forward to an Entity remake!


as long as they dont bugger it up... could be some hardcore CG ghost action in the remake.... I wonder whether it'll get kinky and do her up the ass.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ShankS
as long as they dont bugger it up... could be some hardcore CG ghost action in the remake.... I wonder whether it'll get kinky and do her up the ass.

and we'd get to see her butt cheeks moving all over the place by an invisible force instead of her breasts this time ?

[ShankS]

how about a dildo floating around

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ShankS
how about a dildo floating around


typical lazy goddamn ghost ,, cant even do its own humping

[ShankS]

but he might stick it up her ass, whilst doing the frontal business.

[urgeok]

or vice versa i guess !

[ShankS]

then stick it in her mouth... would look funny giving nothing a blowjob.... actually she'd be doing a blowup doll facial expression.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ShankS
then stick it in her mouth... would look funny giving nothing a blowjob.... actually she'd be doing a blowup doll facial expression.

sigh ... you always have to go that little bit too far dontcha ?

stick in her ass wasnt good enough ...

double stuffing her wasnt good enough ..

now you want this sick twisted entity to give her the goods orally after everything else.

(did someone get a hold of my wedding night videos ?)

[ShankS]

Originally posted by urgeok
sigh ... you always have to go that little bit too far dontcha ?

stick in her ass wasnt good enough ...

double stuffing her wasnt good enough ..

now you want this sick twisted entity to give her the goods orally after everything else.

(did someone get a hold of my wedding night videos ?)

but the funny thing is when he shoots his load over her face, she wont be able to see whether there's still any stuck in her hair after she's showered...

[IDrinkYourBlood]

remakes are so terrible, these movies dont need to be remade, just disscovered.

And what if the ghost's load was NOT invisible and we get to see a bunch of white bloches shoot out of the middle of no were and onto her face!!!!

[ShankS]

Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
remakes are so terrible, these movies dont need to be remade, just disscovered.

And what if the ghost's load was NOT invisible and we get to see a bunch of white bloches shoot out of the middle of no were and onto her face!!!!

yeah that idea would look freeky, but it's a product of an entity, something which exists apart from other things, having its own independent existence. so it would have to be invisible.

[Kemal]

The Thing? The Carpenter remake was already better than the original. They're just going to screw the whole concept up.

I predict a cast consisting of a bunch of pretty boys and pretty girls, armed with sleek, modern automatic weapons, big billowing explosions, and lots of CGI graphics.

Great. They're going to do to The Thing what they did to Alien, which should have ended after the second movie.

[horror_spooky]

i dont think they should remake The Thing no no no no no no no no no or Pet Semetary or Hellraiser pretty much any movie and i agree alien should've stopped at #2

[KRUGERKID13]

Originally posted by Modestas
suspiria? yes thats right... but i didnt think that u r interested in such remakes as suspiria. so, thats i didnt mention suspiria... but if u r interested, here will come such remakes too:
black christmas
bride of frankenstein
the eye
hellrasier
the hills have eyes
when a stranger calls
pet semetery

thats fucking disgusting you cant improve on perfection

[KRUGERKID13]

Originally posted by Modestas
we will have really good remakes:
day of the dead (contagium)!


not a remake and not associated with the original

[urgeok]

Originally posted by KRUGERKID13
thats fucking disgusting you cant improve on perfection


the point isnt necessarily to improve upon the origionals..

There are arguments for and against remakes in the very remakes that have been made so far .. some are excellent, some suck ..

It really depends on who is doing it, and why, and does he/she have a budget to support their goal.

I've said many times .. I'm all for seeing the genre live on and if some horror remake is made it will have a built in audience ..
If its good then it will introduce more fans to the origionals and hopefully make horror films more bankable.

Lets face it .. we ARE beggars and we cant afford to be chosers.

The risk is that the film will be shit and that will turn people off .. but i think the risk is worth it.
Besides RE didnt turn people off .. (not sure why it didnt - but people are still eating it up)

[KRUGERKID13]

no last time people got turned onto horror al we got were films like i know what you did last summer for like 4 straight years and thats bad

[Heretic_Ideals]

:( not black christmas!!! i love that movie just how it is!

[IDrinkYourBlood]

Originally posted by Heretic_Ideals
:( not black christmas!!! i love that movie just how it is! then just boycot the remakes

[urgeok]

Originally posted by KRUGERKID13
no last time people got turned onto horror al we got were films like i know what you did last summer for like 4 straight years and thats bad

i knew that point would be coming ...

Hey Like i already said .. the Dawn remake went a long way to getting Land made by proving the bankability of another zombie flick.

Thats the best point i can make..

(its not like zombie films are big money makers for these guys .. its a pretty select audience)

[Demonic Faces]

if they remake hellraiser, im gonna kill them