View Full Version : Who knew animals did this?
Vodstok
11-11-2004, 05:57 AM
Okay, I was watching "The Serpent and the Rainbow" with my wife last night, enjoying a beer (YAY!!!), and i missed the end because something weird happened with our new dog.
For starters, we adopted a 7 year old pure-breed Beagle named Mary Jane (we call her MJ. Hey, iliked spiderman...) SHe is a good dog, and was used for breeding before her owner decided to move and couldnt "afford her anymore":rolleyes:
Anyway, she is a great dog. She is small, most people actually think she is a puppy. So we are watching the movie, and my wife notices she is shaking. At first we thought she might be cold, but she was under a blanket with my wife, and was nice and toasty. We realised after a few seconds that she was having a seizure.
She is being taken to a vet tomorrow, so we didnt panic too much (she is getting her sutures removed from being spayed last week), but it was the weirdest damn thing. i never knew dogs or any other animals could have seizures. i figured they could if they were injured, but who ever heard of an epileptic dog? I hadnt....
my next door neighbours' dog also has epilepsy, he's a dalmation, must be about 6 or 7 years old. He's also a bit deaf, but I gather this is a genetic trait carried by some dalmations for some reason.
My own experience was with a German Shepherd which unfortunately died from liver failure, pretty sad; it went blind overnight and died within hours. this was a few years ago i now have another GSD - Zara who is 5. So far no health problems.
ShankS
11-11-2004, 06:15 AM
I knew someone years ago, who had an German Shepard, it used to have shaking fits when it was asleep. Think the vets never really worked out what was causing it.
Steve_Hutchison
11-11-2004, 06:36 AM
My ex-cat used to lick his fallus and would get an erection out of it.
ShankS
11-11-2004, 07:04 AM
Originally posted by Steve_Hutchison
My ex-cat used to lick his fallus and would get an erection out of it.
think most cats do that, when cleaning themsleves.
can see this thread leading to bad places lol
Steve_Hutchison
11-11-2004, 07:07 AM
oh I didn't know!
ShankS
11-11-2004, 07:08 AM
all the male cats I've owned, have done it...think they just like licking their dicks clean. eeewwww
Steve_Hutchison
11-11-2004, 07:10 AM
Oh and I've seen kittens lick their mom's ass while she's in heat. That's a very interesting behavior.
urgeok
11-11-2004, 07:12 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
think most cats do that, when cleaning themsleves.
can see this thread leading to bad places lol
yup !
I'm waiting to see the first post where someone starts talking about licking their pets themselves.
ShankS
11-11-2004, 07:15 AM
cats do some strange things. Had a cat once, and before he got comfortable on the sofa, he used to do that padding thing like what kittens do when they suckle from their mother, but whilst he was doing it, he used to do these pelvic thrusts downwards... looked bloody hilarious.
Steve_Hutchison
11-11-2004, 07:19 AM
I have 3 kittens and their mom. And everytime the alarm clock rings in the morning, the kittens start running all over the place like their lives depended on it. They bump into walls and furniture, then run away from whatever they crashed into while the mom's running after them for protection. Funny!
ShankS
11-11-2004, 07:20 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
yup !
I'm waiting to see the first post where someone starts talking about licking their pets themselves.
talking of that, I knew someone at Uni who was woken up one morning, the covers had fallen away and his dog was licking his plonker.... the guy said he had a boner when he woke up, wonder what he was dreaming about.
None of us could believe that he actually decided to tell us.
Steve_Hutchison
11-11-2004, 07:22 AM
lol
Steve_Hutchison
11-11-2004, 07:23 AM
A cat I used to have would fart everytime we gave him a car ride. Nerves I guess...
Originally posted by Vodstok
Anyway, she is a great dog. She is small, most people actually think she is a puppy. So we are watching the movie, and my wife notices she is shaking. At first we thought she might be cold, but she was under a blanket with my wife, and was nice and toasty.
Perhaps Bree farted.I know you guys are just married and may not be up to the farting part of the relationship...but it is possible that she let out a little gas.....and because your not at the farting point, she made up the seizure part to cover her anal expulsion.
The_Return
11-11-2004, 07:36 AM
My dog has seizures, but they arent epileptic. Anxiety. We cant take her to the vet, she always gets a seizure. Same with any Kennels. The vet gave up doggy tranq. pills to give her before we go, but they dont do shit. Itz kinda sad...:(
Vodstok
11-11-2004, 07:51 AM
Originally posted by newb
Perhaps Bree farted.I know you guys are just married and may not be up to the farting part of the relationship...but it is possible that she let out a little gas.....and because your not at the farting point, she made up the seizure part to cover her anal expulsion. Interesting theory..... But i was sitting right there, so im sure iwould have noticed something.....:)
Not necessarily. A lot of chicks are pretty good at sneaking them out where only the dogs heightened sense of smell could have picked up on it.
urgeok
11-11-2004, 07:55 AM
no way ! they might be able to mask the sound .. but not the stench !
Vodstok
11-11-2004, 07:56 AM
Hmmm... they must create the "sensitive nerve gasses" that Walter Peck referred to in Ghostbuster. it affects dogs but not humans... hmm......
we have a lot of the genes the same as the shit around us (i cant remembere xact #s, it was an at exhibit i saw at body worlds. but its like 40% with banana, 90% with dogs)
anyway. animals can get opretty much the same shit we get - diabetes, aids, leukemia....
sometimes when dogs dream it kinda looks like seizures. but generally u can tel, esp if they dont wake up out of it
also a reason why mutts are always much healthier than purebreds... more gene diversity and such.
oh. and i love beagles :) my penny was a beagle.
ashes
11-11-2004, 12:17 PM
our kitten does that 'suckling' thing....tbh, its highly disturbing to wake up and find a kitten trying to find your nipple.
also, our dog (hes like, 10) gets an erection every time he plays with the kitten (shes a couple months)...we think he might just be a dirty old man.
well, he also got an erection when he played with his george w. chew toy :D
tachii
11-12-2004, 06:40 AM
Originally posted by Steve_Hutchison
Oh and I've seen kittens lick their mom's ass while she's in heat. That's a very interesting behavior.
never heard of that one but i have seen kid goats go down on male goats
utter confusion, i suppose
neither took mind,;that's for sure!!!
urgeok
11-12-2004, 06:44 AM
Originally posted by gren
also a reason why mutts are always much healthier than purebreds... more gene diversity and such.
oh. and i love beagles :) my penny was a beagle.
my wife loves beagles ...
her beagle if a freaking nutjob ...
you cant leave any food anywhere .. it'll grab food out of your hand if it can reach it and it'll root through your pockets if you leave your coat on a chair .. an unsatiable appetite rivalled only by Ron Jeremy.
tachii
11-12-2004, 06:51 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
cats do some strange things. Had a cat once, and before he got comfortable on the sofa, he used to do that padding thing like what kittens do when they suckle from their mother, but whilst he was doing it, he used to do these pelvic thrusts downwards... looked bloody hilarious.
yeah, i used to have a cat that would grind on the back steps; it is funny to watch, but she only stopped if i scared her or forced her to stop.
i'm actually glad to know she wasn't the only one. (sigh of relief-no pun intended):D
ShankS
11-12-2004, 06:57 AM
I stayed on a friends farm a few times, and they had a Female Jack Russel that would mount these two small cats from behind, and proced to get jiggy with them.... wtf it would do that for, we couldnt work out, since it was a femal dog. lol
hellfire1
11-12-2004, 02:07 PM
my friend has a dominant female chihuaha who only likes to give and not receive... in other words she'll hump but not be humped. it's hilarious.
ShankS
11-12-2004, 02:10 PM
my neighbours dog used to chase squirals and then hump em in his kennel.
FairyKorpes
11-12-2004, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by newb
Perhaps Bree farted.I know you guys are just married and may not be up to the farting part of the relationship...but it is possible that she let out a little gas.....and because your not at the farting point, she made up the seizure part to cover her anal expulsion.
Any noise the body produces is an art form lmao
bLoOdAfIcIoNaDo
11-12-2004, 08:13 PM
dude, last week im in bed, my mom screams for me to come down. So i rush down stairs. I see my cat fall on its side and start twitching, all not good like. As i stay there for about 20 seconds she stops moving her eyes go wide, and her touge flops out. So im like damn my cats dead, then after half a minute being dead , like d-e-d dead, bamn pops back to life and is fine--------moral of the story animals r wierd
Steve_Hutchison
11-12-2004, 08:23 PM
dude, last week im in bed, my mom screams for me to come down. So i rush down stairs. I see my cat fall on its side and start twitching, all not good like. As i stay there for about 20 seconds she stops moving her eyes go wide, and her touge flops out. So im like damn my cats dead, then after half a minute being dead , like d-e-d dead, bamn pops back to life and is fine--------moral of the story animals r wierd
and some taste weird, too.
The STE
11-12-2004, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
yup !
I'm waiting to see the first post where someone starts talking about licking their pets themselves.
'lick' nothning, I give our dog full deep-throat blow jobs
Chainsaw Guy
11-12-2004, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by Marlboro
About 4 days ago, I found my Chihuahua, Psycho, drowned in my pool. She was 18. Now I find a racoon in the screened area of the pool. I read somewhere that racoons are very aggressive towards domestic animals. I'm starting to believe that the racoon had something to do with my dogs drowning.
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Steve_Hutchison
11-12-2004, 08:29 PM
The STE, Do you pay them in return?
The STE
11-12-2004, 08:32 PM
nope. Shooting his hot dog-cum in my mouth is payment enough
urgeok
11-12-2004, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by The STE
nope. Shooting his hot dog-cum in my mouth is payment enough
you really have to take those little pleasures in life where you can ..
The STE
11-12-2004, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
you really have to take those little pleasures in life where you can ..
little? You haven't seen our dog. It's like getting mouth-fisted by a two-year-old
urgeok
11-12-2004, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by Marlboro
About 4 days ago, I found my Chihuahua, Psycho, drowned in my pool. She was 18. Now I find a racoon in the screened area of the pool. I read somewhere that racoons are very aggressive towards domestic animals. I'm starting to believe that the racoon had something to do with my dogs drowning.
I was always under the impression that racoons avoided houses with dogs like the plague ... once they caught the scent they would stay away..
that really sucks about the dog drowning.