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gren
11-09-2004, 09:13 PM
stole that from CNN ^^^. had a little segment a week or so ago about Mr. O calling it that, funny shit

anyway. its on TSG, quite an interesting read! starts page 8. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris1.html

some nice excerpts:

"...told her that the sexual stories he told her were all based upon his own experiences, such as when he received a massage in a cabana in Bali and the 'little short brown woman' asked to see his penis and was 'amazed.' "

"...stories concerning the loss of his virginity... two 'really wild' scandinavian airline stewardesses he had gotten together with, and a 'girl' at a sex show in Thailand who had shown him things in a back room that 'blew [his] mind' "

*** why is 'girl' in quotes>??? ANYWAY

"..he was going to Italy to meet the pope, that his pregnant wife was staying at home with his daughter, and implied that he was looking forward to some extra-marital dalliances with 'hot' italian women"

"...suggested that Plaintiff... purchase a vibrator and name it, and that he had one 'shaped like a cock with a little battery in it'... it became apparent that defendant was masturbating as he spoke. After he climaxed..."

point 77 on page 16 is quite wonderful as ewll, but im too lazy to type verbatim LOL (cliccking back and forth is too troublesome)

ONE MORE "..cuz i like that and u have spectacular boobs..."

:D

ShankS
11-10-2004, 01:55 AM
I thought the film was called Phone Booth?

Cheeba V2.0
11-10-2004, 02:07 AM
More like sex-booth...:D

ShankS
11-10-2004, 02:27 AM
ha ha yeah, but those hookers wernt getting much action in that Booth... they were more up for a fight.

Cheeba V2.0
11-10-2004, 02:33 AM
I'd fight a hooker....

"gta bitch!!!!" *!smack!*

HAHA:p

ShankS
11-10-2004, 02:37 AM
those hookers could probably give a mean left hook... no way I'd want to meet them down a dark alley.

:D

MichaelMyers
11-10-2004, 11:22 AM
I thought this thread would be about fluffho's repeated attempts to call my house.

gren
11-10-2004, 12:12 PM
i wouldnt be calling all the time if ud just answer ur door

im cold.