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Sergio
11-07-2004, 08:52 PM
I couldn't think of anywhere where this question would be appropriate so Yeah .....Does peanut butter go bad? I'm broke till pay day and I'm eating this peanut butter with crackers, I think I had it in the closet about 6 months to a year. Should I not eat it? It looks fine it just taste a bit stale. So Does peanut butter go bad? An honest answer would be appreciated, but I'm getting to know you guys a bit and have a feeling your going to have some fun with this question, LOL. If your wondering brand name It's Skippy creamy, I'm not a big fan of chuncky.
The STE
11-07-2004, 08:53 PM
don't use penut butter as masturbatory lubricant. It doesn't work. Tooth paste does, but it makes your penis burn
bloodrayne
11-07-2004, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by Sergio
I couldn't think of anywhere where this question would be appropriate so Yeah .....Does peanut butter go bad? I'm broke till pay day and I'm eating this peanut butter with crackers, I think I had it in the closet about 6 months to a year. Should I not eat it? It looks fine it just taste a bit stale. So Does peanut butter go bad? An honest answer would be appreciated, but I'm getting to know you guys a bit and have a feeling your going to have some fun with this question, LOL. If your wondering brand name It's Skippy creamy, I'm not a big fan of chuncky. LOL...I'm sure you'll live...It doesn't have an expiration date on it?
Sergio
11-07-2004, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by The STE
don't use penut butter as masturbatory lubricant. It doesn't work. Tooth paste does, but it makes your penis burn
Thanks for the tip, but is it still addible?
bloodrayne
11-07-2004, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by The STE
don't use penut butter as masturbatory lubricant. It doesn't work. Tooth paste does, but it makes your penis burn LOL...Baby oil is MUCH better for that...And, it's gentle ;) :)
The STE
11-07-2004, 08:56 PM
Thanks for the tip, but is it still addible?
sure, add it to whatever you want, so long as you don't use it as lube to beat off
Sergio
11-07-2004, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL...I'm sure you'll live...It doesn't have an expiration date on it?
it just says buy before march 31 04 but says nothing about when to throw it away if you value your life or your penis.
bloodrayne
11-07-2004, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by Sergio
it just says buy before march 31 04 but says nothing about when to throw it away if you value your life or your penis. LOL...MARCH?......Umm.....Want me to check on you tomorrow?.....lol
Sergio
11-07-2004, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by The STE
sure, add it to whatever you want, so long as you don't use it as lube to beat off
I think I have beat off enouph today, I made myself sleepy from it. and it's only 1am
and not I did not use the peanut butter.
Sergio
11-07-2004, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL...MARCH?......Umm.....Want me to check on you tomorrow?.....lol
like I said it just taste crappy, but i'm okay so far, lol.
Hate_Breeder
11-07-2004, 09:03 PM
I dont think peanut butter gets old......or does it? It could be tricking us........shHhhhhhHHHhh! The walls have ears...
Who knows!??! Maybe you'll come out of this with a hallucionagenic high...
bloodrayne
11-07-2004, 09:04 PM
Originally posted by Sergio
like I said it just taste crappy, but i'm okay so far, lol. Well...That's good...But, maybe you should have given me my shirt back, before you ate the questionable peanut butter...You know, just in case :p ...lol
The STE
11-07-2004, 09:04 PM
I once beat off so much that I started cumming liquid heroin
i dont think that stuff reall goes bad. so long as the texture is ok, doesnt look or smell toow rong....
peanut butter is made to last. like ford trucks (haha.. or was it dodge)
Sergio
11-07-2004, 09:19 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Well...That's good...But, maybe you should have given me my shirt back, before you ate the questionable peanut butter...You know, just in case :p ...lol
I'll be sure and note that the shirt belongs to you in my Will
Sergio
11-07-2004, 09:22 PM
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
I dont think peanut butter gets old......or does it? It could be tricking us........shHhhhhhHHHhh! The walls have ears...
Who knows!??! Maybe you'll come out of this with a hallucionagenic high...
You know I wouldn't mind that so much. Think I'll eat some more, LOL
bloodrayne
11-07-2004, 09:23 PM
Originally posted by Sergio
I'll be sure and note that the shirt belongs to you in my Will LOL..Thanks...That's much appreciated, I just hope that there is a really fast inquest, because I will need it for tomorrow night... :D
Oh...And, I'll miss you too, of course:)
Sergio
11-07-2004, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
OH...And, I'll miss you too, of course:)
You wont miss me you'll just miss my cooking. I know how your mind works you want my Alfreado recipe.
bloodrayne
11-07-2004, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by Sergio
You wont miss me you'll just miss my cooking. I know how your mind works you want my Alfreado recipe. LOL...I watched you make it...I'm pretty sure that I CAN duplicate it....Or at least keep trying until I get it right...lol...:)
Of course, it would never be the same as YOU, actually making it for me ;) :cool:
wufong
11-07-2004, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by The STE
sure, add it to whatever you want, so long as you don't use it as lube to beat off
espeacialy the crunchy kind
wufong
11-07-2004, 10:26 PM
yeah that rabbit was soooo funny...
bloodrayne
11-07-2004, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by wufong
espeacialy the crunchy kind LOL...I wouldn't know of course...But, I can imagine that might hurt :p
Ya ever masterbate with chicken salad?
bloodrayne
11-08-2004, 07:29 AM
Originally posted by newb
Ya ever masterbate with chicken salad? LMAO...I thought you were gonna say that he could make some chicken salad with that chicken...But...Oh well...You DID mention the chicken salad...lol :D